MBMBaM - Down To Be Abducted 

“Tricked you again.. You duMb bItch...” sounded so little brother-ish

"Focus on good, gentle aliens." is now my favourite sentence Ever spoken

When Griffin clenches his teeth and says “let’s get him” I lose it. Every time.

I can't believe that Lin Manuel Miranda admitted that he listens to hours of MBMBAM when there have been bits like this. A legend.

wow this is the first time griffin approached the wizard of the cloud

"By telling them you want to participate in their breeding program" *_"NO!!"_*

I can't explain why Griffin's "hey there he is" at 02:42 is so hilarious, but it's even better that it's completely ignored

"THAT BONER IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOU ALIVE IN S P A C E!"

griffin reads an ehow article as an omen for the future

*meditates evily*

"you may want to meditate outside in your underwear" I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY MILK

"you dumb bitch" is a really powerful phrase. Like it's super aggressive. It's so punchy. Say "you dumb bitch" right now and you'll just feel that power surge through you. It's incredible

Listening to this in bed and I had to bury my face in a pillow to stop myself waking up the whole house from laughing so loudly.

This was made so much better by the fact that my name is Dylan.

I put on more clothes when they talked about Dylan (my name lol) getting checked out by aliens lol

I wonder if anyone has listened to MBMBAM and been like "oh no I have a new fetish"

My name is Chase and this was an experience

DTBA was me as a 13 year old reading kidnapping fan fiction about one direction

"that's a really food goof, and a hot spoof"

This isn’t quite related but the title of this clip reminded me of this time a guy on a hookup app tried to get me to abduct him. He messaged me asking if I’d kidnap him, and when I said no, asked why. I told him I just wasn’t interested in that. He asked me what I was into, and because he was hot, I told him. He then told me that I could just abduct him and do those things to him. I refused again, and when he kept nagging, I reported his account. Then he made a new account and asked again. It would have seemed rapey and threatening that he wouldn’t take no for an answer, except for how you just can’t really force someone to kidnap you. I wonder if he found someone to do it in the end.

I knew this was a super early on episode only because Griffin said "bitch"

Sometimes this show makes me want to pray to Jesus for forgiveness, and I am not a Christian.

"Think of symbols in your head. My symbol is going to be a stop sign because I'm being fucked by aliens and I want it to stop." -Griffin McElroy, 30 under 30 media luminary

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH... THAT kind of abduction. Well shit, what comedy podcast am I supposed to listen to for tips on how to get into some wicked kidnapping roleplay?

I want to believe

Maybe eHow articles can replace Yahoos.

having watched the movie Mysterious Skin really, really, really, REALLY makes this entire goof a genuine bummer

the curious brothers wrote this wikihow article

This bit hits different after the news

"This is nothing like Flight of the Navigator" God, missed opportunity for a "except that Pee Wee Herman is here" joke or similar.

If I was an alien, Griffin would be the first one against the wall...

I can not find this article... Can anyone hook me up?

Naw naw naw! You ain’t tricking me to go outside wearing only my Marvin the Martian panties! Fool me once internet! >~

Step 1: Keep your grades up

My name is Chase... 0_0

What the fuck is ID4 and why does Griffin keep referencing it?

I hate to be this person but what is ID4? Is it safe to google... lol

What the fuck is ID4?

I an alien wrote this

Hearing Justin repeatedly say "gape it" took hours off of my life