If Face Cat can talk he should only be able to say meow and hiss out loud in a normal man voice. The ability to think and reason makes it a human with a cat body.
Face cat can and will cry human tears when you inevitably trip over him as he’s running around trying to bite your ankles. Face cat will scowl at you angrily when you refuse to feed him for the fourth time in an hour. Team hand dog
Hand dog WILL tug at your feet. Also: Just imagine those fuckin fingers gripping a bone as the abomination noms on that shit. Will hand dog use his hands to drink his water like a cup? What about handfuls of dog food?? Troubling, to say the least. (I’m writing my thesis on this shit I stg)
I love how people who are for hand dog are like: This is basically a normal dog!!! put some mittens on it's just a regular pupper! And people who are for face cat are like: Hand dog is basically a normal dog, so i want face cat
No no its gotta be hand dog. Dogs have dogs legs and a dog brain,and so cant really do human things, but you'd have to watch face cat lick its bits with a human tongue. NAW MAN. NAW.
the idea of a dog that slaps its way around is so fucking powerful... imagine sitting on your couch and hearing a soft slapping getting louder and louder until theres a fucking dog putting its weird, dirty hands in your lap because it wants pets. wild
Hand Dog wouldn't kill you because dogs are loyal. It MAY kill other people, but then again all dogs are already capable of murdering with their teeth alone and usually don't if they are trained well. Giving them hands I don't think would increase the likelihood of an incident. At worse, I could see Hand Dog stealing food from the fridge.
Face Cat is a person with a cat body, it has enough Intelligence to hold conversations while hand dog is just a weird dog whose otherwise normal. Face Cat can be a friend where you can just get a regular dog and be the same as hand dog. TEAM FACE CAT!
I dont want to bitten my cat, and yet I dont want to be bitten by another man. Are we reverse Island of Dr Moreing these animals assuming I had had them before and I must choose which to fuckin transmognify?
If face cat can understand human and speak it, I will take time to teach it how to take human baths and use the toilet. There are products to help cats and rabbit use the human toilet without falling in. Hand dog isn't great because what if it touches you with their calloused, dirty human hands. Depending on the size it might stand on you when you're lying down. I don't want to feel human hands on me. Also if it still has the back legs of a normal dog it won't be able to walk around on two legs.
Hand dog because he will still have a dog brain and with hands he can become a useful ally. Face cat might have a face but its still a cat and cats are the worst. Their only redeeming quality is being cute and with a human face you've deprived it off its only asset.
