MBMBAM - How to Be Catlike 

me in 3rd grade after having read a bunch of warrior cats books

How to be Griffinlike: Eat a banana with the peel on

I love when they read these articles clearly written by and for weird teenagers roleplaying and treat them like serious suggestions for adults. (Sincerely!) Or maybe it says something about the kind of teenager /I/ was that I'm assuming this.

"skrimbleshanks" the railway cat

1. CRONCH 2. I think onions are actually toxic to cats so idk about that one

after many a goof of this nature i feel like somebody should tell the McElboys about otherkin

Does ANYONE remember where to find the bit when someone asks, "My friend and I are catpeople. When in dark, we are cat!"

They just casually gloss over the tip of "swat someone who is irritating you" as if they are unaware of what swatting is.

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I've hated every impression voice justin has ever done. Richard stink and count donut are unlistenable