MBMBaM: The Emoji Movie Review (from Episode 365) 

Beauty

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This should be the Rotten Tomatoes summary.

The worst part of that experience is you have to be Adam Sandler

im never gonna see the movie so I might as well take ur word for it

My favorite scene from the movie was the shot for shot remake of the fire extinguisher scene from irreversible. It was so powerful!

I saw it and I can attest that that did in fact happen

that doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about the emoji movie to dispute it

My favorite scene was the post credits scene where without any warning, Gene shot up the school and says “Hahaha, Admiral Ackbar!!”

It is like I am Adam Sandler and a giant dog is pissing on my fucking coffin

@kopell Hormonally controlling.

It didn't occur to you you were literally told it.

i know this is a year old but like, this is just wrong. when you’re on a bus, you’re not wearing the bus

Brb going to go wear an airplane by this logic

You say it ruined your life but be totally honest with yourself and everyone here.. you haven’t thought about this for a moment since you posted this comment have you lol

please...elaborate

Peter L. me and my now-ex joked for months about seeing the emoji movie. i found an early showing of it a couple days before it came out. it was our first date. i do not regret this.

@@avacrawford3175 terrible. wonderful.

Beautiful

@@avacrawford3175 im like. ridiculously upset that i ALSO had a first date that was going to see the emoji movie, that ALSO ended in us having our first kiss. such a cursed experience to share.

Chrissi Whalley I suppose the color of the carpet could change depending on ya know

Aren't the people there supposed to be helping you?

William Kim lmao I’m sure some mental hospitals are good, but the one I stayed in only made me more suicidal

@@jadenherrera2009 As I would expect if they're showing you the emoji movie

Please elaborate

@@devinward461 When I checked myself in to a mental hospital to keep from killing myself, it was similar. Older teenagers kept in a large room, given coloring books, and TLC at max volume on the TV. We had a movie night where we watched Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. I remember just feeling broken by the end. Like the depths of ignorance and ugliness are so much deeper than what was already making me feel like I shouldn't live.

He's Been In Too Deep For Too Long

"they are HEROICALLY just DYING on a CROSS, hoping that some of their blood runs down and forms, like, a rubber chicken"

@@theversusverses That's exactly how it is! Literally everyone knew this was gonna suck and these brave lunatics went through the herculean task of willingly being associated with this movie! Having their names on this poster!

B-atiful! Every kids movie since Charlie was born. Hotel Transivalia is pretty old

Did you not hear the part where he said "since my daughter was released" and then later "I've never seen that flick (Hotel Transylvania) that was pre- release" referring to Charlie The movie is older than his daughter

hehe, Charlie's still way tiny though. As much as they push kid's movies out she hasn't seen that many yet.

Since hotel transylvania 3 came after Charlie's birth, I expect justin to have seen it. Just 3. The first two aren't in that time range. Hes not allowed.

I refuse to believe that's anything other than a lie

@WhatTheFuckIsMyName YES! Thank you! I can't stand him in anything else

@@chantalbellmont6937 i heard his newest movie was pretty decent

@@heliveruscalion9124 uncut gems is the shit, hotel transylvania is just straight up shit

His name is Gene.

@@Silverwind87 do you actually care?

phoneyogurt you shouldn'tve stopped him

I bet that FELT awkwards

Haha get it because it's homestuck

Hahaha so funny when friend make the loud noise and upset other people, the other people don’t matter and the money they paid to see the movie don’t matter because they were seeing a movie I didn’t like! Hahaha!! I’m just like the funny McElroys now!!

@@zacharywood9416 buddy this happened when i was in 7th grade do you really expect anyone to have critical thinking when you’re like 13

Im slowly working my way through Joseph Anderson's streams of that game. I can only handle so many redundant "meh"s before i need a break :P

huh wow a venn diagram i fit right in the middle of as well

Why didn't you pirate it?

Laika Brugioni I know what your profile pic is from!

Then say it you coward

Laika Brugioni ‘Creatures Such as We’, pretty much best app ever. Up there for best story.

Hey Ethan I love you

good cause somebody has to

And then Ralph Breaks the Internet is a worse version of the Emoji Movie.

I think the whole thing is that he got nervous and was unable to be "meh" when needed.

Philip Salama No his grandfather is like,someone else

Grandpa Vlad?

Dracula is like a family name

It's like that one Anne Rice book that like 6 people read, not a vampire book, where the grandpa is a creepy long-lived witch who bangs every generation of daughter in his family trying to make a super-witch. Except Adam Sandler is in it. So, somehow it's way more gross.

Mandy C. I'm pretty sure you're talking abt 3 different things But I'm kinda an idiot so I can't tell if you're making a joke Either way V.c. Andrews is the one who wrote abt the incest family

i do and i hate it

Ok, before I was just poking fun, but you let your child run around the theater? You're the worst kind of person.

If it was any other film than the fucking Emoji Movie I'd agree with your uptight ass.

tj miller i know that’s you

These 30+ yr old brothers expressed their opinions on slang? On their own podcast?? How fuckin dare they

Disliking things isn't even remotely edgy you stupid fuck