It's yet another place that'll kill you slowly but it'll be delicious. Full episode: • The Sugar Algorithm | ... Tour dates: www.timdilloncomedy.com/ Bonus episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
He is not doing that at all? You can make fun of things under parody/satire laws that will protect you from copyright infringement. He can say McDonald's all he wants lol.
Truly. I love listening to him, but I can't put it on as my night time podcast while I'm going to sleep and have that going into my subconscious brain haha.
The Large Churro Frappe is 76g of sugar according to their website. As Tim says, perfect amount of sugar to get rid of that little headache and start your day.
Everyone is fked all the colorful drinks with food coloring made from petroleum byproducts - can cause ADHD,cancer, and linked to 10+ other things. the sugar ->Diabetes->heart disease & Alzheimer's(aka t3 diabetes)
I generally take the pulse of the world based on what McDonald's is doing. They have a lot more cultural power than people dare to realize. It's truly sublime. The Grimace Shake was a cosmic sign of a new era.
as a poor, I only get my food from grocery stores. it's way cheaper by weight than fast food especially if you pay attention to sales, and it's much healthier. It's a choice to go to fast food for most people.
@@Kino_Chroma sorry i’m retarded brother. i also wasn’t trying to be condescending, just was genuinely saying to look it up. not everything needs to be an argument.
What I love about Tim Dylan is that he is simultaneously a catty gay man while also having the personality type of a pissed off New Yorker dock worker. So you know he’s just getting pissed off all day by the people around him ordering dumb ass Starbucks drinks and he just stews over it and then gives us this content
I have never heard anyone refer to a Mcrib as a *burger* this comment blew my mind. Burger adjacent? Sandwich? Sure.. But *never* burger.. you're not wrong either.. my life will never be the same. 😮
I stopped at a Mc D's a few months back after not eating there since like 2006. I ordered the same thing I would have ordered in highschool, two plain double cheeseburgers with a medium soda. Something that used to cost about 4$, the burgers where large and the soda was like 20oz, and now that same purchase today is 13-14$, the two burgers are the size of one old burger and they gave me an 8oz plastic cup for my soda 🤣
In my town there was a big Dairy Queen that also sold everything from cheeseburgers to fried chicken. Eventually the DQ franchise told them to stick to the normal menu, so they dumped DQ and rebranded as "kosmic kones." Just wanted to mention the irony of McDonalds making a modern DQ called CosMCs.
@@CJL36 I think it varied over the years, a lot of DQs just focus on the dairy desserts and don't have a full kitchen. Also this story took place in Hawaii, so I used "fried chicken" as shorthand for various local Asian fusion dishes that wouldn't be at a standard DQ. And maybe the story was just a PR move that the local owners planted in the newspaper, and perhaps all that really happened is they got tired of paying for the DQ brand. Kozmics though!
Some DQs don't have a grill, which bums me out because my local DQ can't offer the Blizzard/Cheeseburger combo. There's a Froster's Freeze that's now "Greek Chicken" in San Diego with awesome food and the same ice cream as before.
This man is spot on. I am South African and even I know how disgusting this “food” is. This is the fentanyl of food. McDonald’s burgers are so tasty for ten minutes and then become what they are - cold dog food garnished with chemicals and preservatives. Eat it when you are drunk only.
Fast food places are better then American fast food it’s just facts and SA has tight food laws like us up here in Canada I’d eat McDouble or QPC around or there way before I’d eat one in America 😂
@@xxBONGHUNTER420xxAh...the Canadians. Forever in our shadow, forever passive aggressive, forever the 8th runner up never the homecoming queen. Your nation has lost its mind. You have no room to crow like a tiny rooster on a giant dung pile thinking you're an eagle. No one, EVER has said, "Wait till the Canadians arrive, they'll save us."
The first bite or 2 is truly euphoric. To really enjoy it you have to be starving in that moment or you start to realise it doesnt taste that good, the texture is odd and what exactly are the ingredients 😅😂
The best thing I ever saw on one of my trips to the US was a label on a sandwich at a fast-food restaurant: "ingredient1... ingredient2... Imitation Of Cheese" Now, I can understand Imitation of Caviar or Lobster, they are expensive. But how little does "imitation of Cheese" have to cost to be a viable economic operation to use it instead of "normal Cheese" which is already incredibly cheap..... and what is it made of? Shredded remains from Pet Sematary?
Imitation of cheese is made of 100% trans fats which is closer to plastic than food. Your body just stores it as fat cuz it doesn't know what to do with it. 😊✌️
100% Beef is the name of the company, not what the patties are made of... What a scam. Everything in America is artificial, from its food to government. (Hint: two right-wing parties is closer to the fake communists in China than any real democracy)
Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick were the launch guys which is why they failed, least charismatic team of all time. They had comedy gold with the SuperDome lights going out and they couldn't do anything with it. Flacco was like "I love these mighty wings" lights go out "where my mighty wings go?" Kaepernick like "I didn't take those mighty wings but I want mighty wings" Flacco like "who took my mighty wings then?". Cut that's the commerical. It made you think the mighty wings gave you CTE
@@voiceofreason2674 Had no idea about this.. but to my knowledge they flopped for a variation of reasons. They were very expensive: 5 wings were $5. A lot of people claimed they were too spicy. They took very long to cook compared to other menu items & because of all of this McDonalds was losing money. They had over 10 million pounds of the wings that went to waste & decided to cut their losses. Fast forward to now & fried chicken/wings are everywhere. Wingstop, buffalo wild wings, Korean fried chicken places, KFC, Popeyes, etc.. all constantly come out with new wing types & flavors. Regardless of why it flopped in the past, I doubt it'd happen again.
Their biggest competition in the Chicago suburbs is Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks. Dunkin is aggressively expanding into other places like Indiana and they need something to get ahead of that
Tim is the phat version of Ric Flair! I just realized this. He the Bentley Drivin, Jet Flyin, Versace Shades wearin, Polo wearing, son of a gun! Whoooooa!!!
No amount of corporate oversight and analytics on customer preferences ever anticipates how much an armada of $7.25 an hour teenagers are going to bungle this shit on launch.
That's why they don't employ those people at launch, it's just like chick fila they have an out of town crew from corporate come in to ensure that the food is at least decent at launch, then they hire teenagers once the lines die down.
we actually had one of those 1950s specialty McDonald's back in the '90s in the town I grew up in... this is definitely not the first time McDonald's is tried to put themes in the restaurants
this is a mile from my house. they bought a baker's square that had gone out of business during covid. i think mcdonald's ownership is saying "hm look at all these chain locations that went out of business during the pandemic, how can we take advantage of this". also, i looked inside and it kinda looked like a juice bar
I never understood drink places like starbucks. I'd rather eat my calories than drink them. Especially at a 8 dollar price point for a beverage. It's just a hassle to go through and an expense for just drinks. You can make coffee at home. Not so easy to make an actual breakfast or deep fried products. lol. What especially confuses me is that a lot of these sort of customers are younger women. The one's who are always shying away from carb heavy stuff and going to yoga and super focused on butt squats at the gym to get themselves in O.F.'s shape. Then they'll hit up a starbucks and down a 3,000 calorie plastic cup of crap with 0 nutritional value. This new chain is not for me. But there's certainly a demand for it seeing how starbucks always has a line wrapped around the building for a pup a chino and an Ariana Grande Vente double lidded chemistry concoction. Coffee doesn't even taste good. That's why hardly nobody ever just drinks it black. lol.
I feel bad for McDonald's employees at some locations where they realize they're basically a glorified heroin bathroom that also sells crap to people slowly killing themselves
man people take this country for granted too much... but this place is freakin AWESOME. If people would just open their eyes and appreciate this eden, they would realize we live in paradise bro.
Ong. Even though there are mass shootings and expensive healthcare and sky high housing costs I can still stop by Mickey D’s after work and retire to my shed in peace
The nutrition facts were the small link right under the picture of the drink. Always read the fine print. Also love that it says "*calories are based on the base recipe" in tiny writing
Jimmy Dean's Griddle Cake Sandwiches give McGriddles a run for their money and a box of four costs the same as one McGriddles... They're smaller but everything at McDonald's should be.
Slushies are awesome. Especially the new ones they have where you can add the sour flavor to whichever fruit flavor. And now most areas they have spiked slushies @ Gas stations & such.
I live like a 1 hour drive away from Bolingbrook my brother even closer he said the lines are packed and the building reminds him of the pizza parlor from toy story😂
The food in the U.S. wouldn’t be legally classified as food in some countries. Even the fast food is way better outside. Being used to ‘outside’ I can’t fucking taste the sodas, most restaurant food, and chocolate here. It’s like chewing plastic, lab created diabetes. I just realized how homesick I am.
