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Meanwhile… “Balls out bowling” is popular in Pittsburgh, Hidden Valley Ranch teamed up with Cheez-Its for a new dressing, a New York City man lived rent free in a hotel for five years, and a bakery got caught reselling Dunkin’ donuts as allergen-free.
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@Zak_How
@Zak_How 2 месяца назад
Stephen, Seth, and Daily show helps me get through the week.
@diesel5243
@diesel5243 2 месяца назад
Same.
@Chichi-ld1eo
@Chichi-ld1eo 2 месяца назад
Me too. I don’t know where I would be without them.
@terrydempsey6174
@terrydempsey6174 2 месяца назад
Don’t forget Jimmy Kimmel! (BTW, is that other Jimmy fellow still around?)
@ayejay5603
@ayejay5603 2 месяца назад
And booze.
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 месяца назад
​@@terrydempsey6174yeah Jimmy Fallon I think it is, he's still going.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 месяца назад
I just keep having to admit that Stephen, Seth, the Jimmys, and the Daily Show are what has kept me sane and alive the last few years. Life keeps kicking me in the teeth, but at least Ive got these folks to help me get through the day, one day at a time... sometimes one minute, one heartbeat at a time. I thank them all for what they do! And the most important part: Please, please tell your loved ones you love them EVERY chance you get. Tomorrow is not a given; you're never promised the next sunrise. ~ ~ ~ ~ "And don't let it break your heart. I know it feels hopeless sometimes. But they're never really gone as long as there's a memory in your mind." _Hold On To Memories_ Dave Draiman, Disturbed MWB 1984-2023 RIP, son 🙏
@KennethLDocReeferKirk
@KennethLDocReeferKirk 2 месяца назад
Well said, I feel similar.
@jinstinky501
@jinstinky501 2 месяца назад
No jimmies allowed!
@missydelcoglin4087
@missydelcoglin4087 2 месяца назад
Keep hanging in there. You are loved.
@bkzone8
@bkzone8 2 месяца назад
@professorsprout3382
@professorsprout3382 2 месяца назад
Amen!!! May you get the supports (people to help navigate you toward opportunity or relief that you deserve). With networking I hope things shift. My social worker Rachel has lifted a lot of stress and barriers off my shoulders such as a little tech help, getting me and ESA animal.
@cesarmadero05
@cesarmadero05 2 месяца назад
Dude if The Late Show does a full compilation of every MEANWHILE opening... it would get millions of views.
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 2 месяца назад
Let's get this A MILLION LIKES!!!
@acevedolc
@acevedolc 2 месяца назад
What?! Mr. Barreto was actually George Santos?!
@tytn9978
@tytn9978 2 месяца назад
Nude Bowling! There are so many jokes for this ... they truly write themselves. Nice to see that Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" is on the Ball!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 месяца назад
The idea is nuts. It takes real balls to bowl naked. Unless they can keep enough interest and avoid any legal problems, the league will go tits up. Butts.
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 2 месяца назад
My sides were *split* after those bowling jokes.
@akatesays
@akatesays 2 месяца назад
Thank God for these being uploaded to RU-vid. Big love from Wales x
@JillWhitcomb1966
@JillWhitcomb1966 2 месяца назад
I used to live in Newport, south Wales (not overly far from Caerphilly and Cardiff) a few years ago as a digital nomad. Lovely country, and really friendly people!
@MarioBono
@MarioBono 2 месяца назад
And some love from Australia!
@akatesays
@akatesays 2 месяца назад
⁠@@JillWhitcomb1966I’m from Newport :)
@claire_conway
@claire_conway 2 месяца назад
I'm in England, have you seen the most recent videos are blocked over here and comments turned off? No idea why!
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 2 месяца назад
Said it before, I'll say it again. The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art. This one is perfect!!
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 месяца назад
"The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art" - One person's art is another person's pile of sh*t.
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 2 месяца назад
@@nomore6167 Yup, Stephen's point exactly!!
@breezyncj
@breezyncj 2 месяца назад
Yessss like the channel After Skool!!
@ericrypt
@ericrypt 2 месяца назад
and live!
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 месяца назад
I don't know why people don't like it. Without the intro it's just Colbert reading the news. The intro is a masterpiece of creativity every time.
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP 2 месяца назад
"Fill in the gaps" that background laughter made my day 😅
@samanthabourne4865
@samanthabourne4865 2 месяца назад
Blanks😂but yes
@jojotheswede8444
@jojotheswede8444 2 месяца назад
Meanwhile gives me life
@sudsy7131
@sudsy7131 2 месяца назад
In the meanwhile
@zxggwrt
@zxggwrt 2 месяца назад
The best segment and intro ever
@nancyanneberg403
@nancyanneberg403 2 месяца назад
3:48 am and woke to turn on my phone to hear this. Worth it. Thank you Stephen, i laugh still. Age of miracles is not past.
@cannablissdreams
@cannablissdreams 2 месяца назад
it's 2:19am where I'm watching.. 😂🎉
@blackNwhitetalkshow
@blackNwhitetalkshow 2 месяца назад
I don't get to watch it at night but I always watch this at 3:30am in the morning getting ready. It is my morning routine 😅I used to watch Leno and Stephen with my father as a kid. It's always been something I feel I bond with him.
@oliviasimonich2386
@oliviasimonich2386 2 месяца назад
4:02am, then to bed for me.
@melaniehassler2405
@melaniehassler2405 2 месяца назад
2 am for me this time
@rexcellencemagee6729
@rexcellencemagee6729 2 месяца назад
Great way to start the day, huh? 4:29 lol
@KingOfAllJackals
@KingOfAllJackals 2 месяца назад
2:43 - No sentence should ever begin with “Pittsburgh nudists”
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
😎👍👍🐾
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 2 месяца назад
Funny... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent.
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 2 месяца назад
Clearly you did not get the joke 😂😂😂
@feronanthus9756
@feronanthus9756 2 месяца назад
you live in a place for 140 years you're gonna pickup the accent.
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 2 месяца назад
I laughed way too hard at this! 🇫🇷🥖🎉🎇
@morenamontalvo8199
@morenamontalvo8199 2 месяца назад
Lol that's funny
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 2 месяца назад
French or Italian, both lingoes are regarded as "kitchen-Latin".
@jasondoust4935
@jasondoust4935 2 месяца назад
I do hope that nude bowling allows bowling shoes. I mean, otherwise, that'd be weird...
@bcb7443
@bcb7443 2 месяца назад
With the new mushroom emoji Stormy Daniel’s can appropriately describe tRump!
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
My thoughts exactly... SADly... 😣🤪😖🥺😳😱🤢🤮
@THEshamusfan
@THEshamusfan Месяц назад
If only it were Cheeto orange
@Arational
@Arational 2 месяца назад
If you can fit into a bowling ball, you've got smaller problems.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 месяца назад
Someone's gonna get stuck. Might as well have the fire department hang around.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад
There’s definitely going to be lots of ball-washing at that alley
@donwyates
@donwyates 2 месяца назад
I'm sure the real fun is with the pins.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 2 месяца назад
That's the Donald Trump story we *don't* need.
@BlestNekun
@BlestNekun 2 месяца назад
So I guess all the balls will be blue? 😎🍻😎
@CyclingSteve
@CyclingSteve 2 месяца назад
5:47 turns into Jon Stewart for a few seconds.
@ramenai
@ramenai 2 месяца назад
i'm honestly surprised stephen didn't try the hidden ranch x cheez-its sauce at the end
@CyberVforVictory
@CyberVforVictory 2 месяца назад
Well he doesn't have a death wish
@IAmJustR
@IAmJustR 2 месяца назад
gotta draw the line somewhere 😂
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 месяца назад
They gotta pay
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
Jesus Quintana (from The Big Lebowski) would definitely Glenn Quagmire the thumbhole in the bowling ball.
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 месяца назад
Seems to me only Donald Trump is small enough to fit in that hole...🍄🌮 (Ya don't put mushrooms in a taco...)
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 2 месяца назад
That guy getting free shelter in NYC for 5 years is a damn hero.
@Kaede-Sasaki
@Kaede-Sasaki 2 месяца назад
I want details, please. 🤓
@maeonmars9357
@maeonmars9357 2 месяца назад
I like how Lewis responds "Oh Stephen" when Colbert says "Oh Lewis"😄
@marinacosgrove4245
@marinacosgrove4245 2 месяца назад
Transient bungle trunk....!!! I love this!
@timoconnell
@timoconnell 2 месяца назад
Can we get Lewis a signature Telecaster? I feel like he deserves it at this point.
@ericmccarty9656
@ericmccarty9656 2 месяца назад
Even late and live, priceless well done
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 2 месяца назад
Thank you Stephen & all---I needed something non-political tonight!
@mickeydixon7978
@mickeydixon7978 2 месяца назад
Oh God. I'm beginning to harmoniously understand the intro to "Meanwhile."
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 2 месяца назад
Emojis need to have more Australian animals Eg, Cassowary, Emu, Emu in combat gear, Map of Tassie
@dennisbergendorfii5440
@dennisbergendorfii5440 2 месяца назад
Does an emu need combat gear?
@ClonedGamer001
@ClonedGamer001 2 месяца назад
I don't think Emus wear combat gear. They won a war just fine without any.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад
Huntsman spiders?
@dennisbergendorfii5440
@dennisbergendorfii5440 2 месяца назад
@@ClonedGamer001 That's what I thought.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 2 месяца назад
@@Tonyhouse1168Australian emoji should include spider, bigger spider, giant spider, and OMG Kaiju Spider.
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 месяца назад
If the guy was exploiting an obscure local housing law, then that means he wasn't doing anything illegal, so why was he arrested?
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 2 месяца назад
He claimed ownership of the whole hotel and tried to charge other tenants rent lmao. The story is absolutely wild. Apparently the hotel is owned by the Moonies and he had a personal beef with them.
@pal5683
@pal5683 2 месяца назад
Loopholes get closed.
@daviddelgado6090
@daviddelgado6090 2 месяца назад
He had been living there and the place got sold. They never sent him a new lease. During the confusion he managed to put a lien on the place. For a squatter he was very savvy with the courts.
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 месяца назад
@@pal5683 "Loopholes get closed" - Yes, they do. However, that does not criminalize activity which was legal when it occurred.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 месяца назад
@@daviddelgado6090 Some people get by on their ability to exploit the system, it's like their career. Sounds like this guy had it all figured out.
@jeffclement2468
@jeffclement2468 2 месяца назад
I was waiting for him to flub the word-jumble Meanwhile intro speech...but it was flawless!
@gregmark1688
@gregmark1688 2 месяца назад
LIVE! The most product placement you've ever seen in a single segment!
@plsdunaskmyname
@plsdunaskmyname 2 месяца назад
I thought the only emoji we need is the Colbert! 🤨
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
I was surprised his emoji didn't get included somehow! 🤨🤔
@HelgeMoulding
@HelgeMoulding 2 месяца назад
Props to whoever writes the Meanwhile intro.
@Judo593
@Judo593 2 месяца назад
I love how most of the Meanwhile openers begin with Stephen walking up in a random place 😂😂😂
@user-bf2eb5xr9d
@user-bf2eb5xr9d 2 месяца назад
POTUS said: MEANWHILE during SOTU address and I can't help but think of this segment.
@GoldenEdgedGreg
@GoldenEdgedGreg 2 месяца назад
He said it and the applause break was so long he had to repeat himself twice, people can’t get enough of… meanwhile
2 месяца назад
Why did police have to evict the squatter when he was exploiting a law? Couldn't they evict him legally? Or is this after he lost in court and still kept squatting?
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 месяца назад
The law was changed last year which eliminated the loophole (but the changes only just took effect). He was supposed to be served with a new eviction notice but there's some debate about whether or not that actually happened.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 2 месяца назад
@@KS-PNW Usually a renter can drag things out for months after getting the notice ... sounds like there's a bit more to the story.
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 месяца назад
@@jpdemer5 you can if you contest the eviction. If you just don't respond then generally courts default to evicting you. Hence the controversy over whether or not he was ever notified of the new eviction petition (he says he wasn't).
@FelipeKana1
@FelipeKana1 2 месяца назад
Still, evicting someone because the law as update shouldn't lead him to being swated or imprisoned
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 месяца назад
@@FelipeKana1 he wasn't swatted he was arrested for trespassing (because he hadn't left). Don't get me wrong I don't agree with arresting him at all but NYC LOVES arresting people. They do it for things like "operating a megaphone without a permit" (at a protest) And rather infamously for allegedly selling loose cigarettes.. Hell Alec Baldwin got arrested a few years ago for bicycling without ID and he's a rich white guy (although in his case I'd be willing to bet he probably ran his mouth some). For what it's worth this guy was out within Hours it's not like he's sitting in rikers.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 месяца назад
If you're an English major in college, fear not, you should know there will always be a place for you in Colbert's Meanwhile intro!
@Bun800
@Bun800 2 месяца назад
not gonna lie I was hoping he was gonna get into how Mickey exploited the housing situation and became squatter supreme 😆
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 месяца назад
How are they going to implement the new SAT in poorer school districts? If some kids get to use the electronic version and others don't it basically guarantees even more of a gulf between score results..
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 2 месяца назад
That special level of gay when armed cops break into your apartment and you go: "Oh no, boobs."
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh 2 месяца назад
Not that there's anything wrong with that. lol
@calebcain4729
@calebcain4729 2 месяца назад
Well, if he thought it was a sex thing, then I think that's the regular kind of gay...
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 2 месяца назад
Can’t wait to see WTH you’re talking about 😂
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 2 месяца назад
Def the fav story of the segment! 🤣🤣
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 месяца назад
Um... that's not a "special level" of gay, dude. That's just ... well, just gay!
@FalloutJack
@FalloutJack 2 месяца назад
Okay, I'm FROM Pittsburgh, and I didn't know about that...and I'm not sure that I needed to know, either. But I quote Arthur Darvill in Doctor Who for that super-squatter arrest: "There are soldiers on the front lawn, and I'm in my pants!".
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 2 месяца назад
We need those emojis. Now Stormy Daniels can get the emoji translation of the part of the book where she describes Trump. 🍄
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 2 месяца назад
🍄 is too big
@dahn57
@dahn57 2 месяца назад
@@TheKrispyfort That's why they made the smaller one 😛
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 2 месяца назад
@@TheKrispyfort I'm just going by how she described him. I think she said like Toad from MarioKart.
@EthanShalev
@EthanShalev 2 месяца назад
Sure, we have all the emojis we need, ever since Colbert got himself onto the list 🤨
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 месяца назад
I was surprised that he did not mention his own emoji!
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
​@@witchypoorose5196 Same here!!! 🤨
@Kaede-Sasaki
@Kaede-Sasaki 2 месяца назад
@witchypoorose5196 Is he allowed to talk about anything that happened on his old show?
@kappatvating
@kappatvating 2 месяца назад
Always love the meanwhile intros
@paulosilva3350
@paulosilva3350 2 месяца назад
Get them while it's hot!!!... Meanwhile. Love it.
@louisecharette-bertrand9577
@louisecharette-bertrand9577 2 месяца назад
The statue of liberty is a French girl.
@andrealarson4146
@andrealarson4146 2 месяца назад
When really what we need is a chef's kiss emoji.
@ozwaldmosis3603
@ozwaldmosis3603 2 месяца назад
would the Statue of Liberty not have a French accent?
@jonhinson5701
@jonhinson5701 2 месяца назад
Well, she's been here so long.
@xanderprangler8621
@xanderprangler8621 2 месяца назад
She spent like 40 years in France and 100 in NY.... So by now she probably eats hot dogs and speaks spanglish with an Italian accent, except for her superb pronunciation of "croissant".
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 месяца назад
🙌🏻
@maryanthony8799
@maryanthony8799 2 месяца назад
Katie Britt was auditioning for the high school play
@charleselmore4707
@charleselmore4707 2 месяца назад
What am I doing awake
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 2 месяца назад
Enjoying life, my friend. Enjoying life
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 2 месяца назад
We all know what the mushroom tip is gonna be used for....naked bowling invitations 😅
@StylosetPapier
@StylosetPapier 2 месяца назад
At 3:20 you had a great opportunity for a 3-hole joke, playing off a bowling ball double entendre ….. :-)
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
It’s so easy to cheat on the SATs now.
@kristieamaya3365
@kristieamaya3365 2 месяца назад
Colleges don't care how dumb your kids are anymore, they just want your tuition money
@user-zb7uh2ob1r
@user-zb7uh2ob1r 2 месяца назад
Ha! Probably will be a lot of SAT cheating going on. My students were pleased when the stupid standardized tests they had to take went on computers, for that very reason. I didn't care too much because those stupid standardized tests are meaningless anyway.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 месяца назад
It COULD be done in a way where it's basically impossible to cheat. But it's likely that the implementation will not be quite that solid... It will be an interesting thing to see play out.
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 месяца назад
There are proctored online tests. Basically you're required to have a camera on you, and the software monitors for you switching tabs. It is still easier to cheat. For example, you could mirror your screen so someone else can look at it then give you the answers. I don't know if they'll be required to have the microphone on, but it shouldn't be hard to figure out how to communicate silently. Hell, they could just have the student pretend to take the test and have another person out of view that the test with another keyboard and mouse.
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 2 месяца назад
I don't understand why they would want to do that. Get into college and then everybody starts to notice REAL QUICK what a braindead cheat you really are.
@AlexDogwalker1234
@AlexDogwalker1234 2 месяца назад
If the donuts tasted good, they weren't Dunkin'. Dunkin' leaves a disgusting coat of lard on your palate.
@tom4150
@tom4150 2 месяца назад
I find them very dry. Like dry cake
@AlexDogwalker1234
@AlexDogwalker1234 2 месяца назад
@@tom4150 Sometimes they're dry, sometimes they're lardy. Inexplicable to me how people eat them.
@rondaallen7211
@rondaallen7211 2 месяца назад
i have to admire Mickey Barreto.
@JRKonungrinn
@JRKonungrinn 2 месяца назад
The donut story deserves more attention. The "baker" who sent the Dunkin Donuts was selling them as gluten-free and vegan. That's a major health danger to people with allergies to wheat, eggs, or dairy, and to people with celiac.
@hammerdall
@hammerdall 2 месяца назад
Ok sure, but more importantly, Dunkin Donuts aren’t actually any good. I expect vegan donuts to probably be better than their crap
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 месяца назад
Snowflake
@JRKonungrinn
@JRKonungrinn 2 месяца назад
@@rosepahl8663 If you think people who don't want to be poisoned by their allergies are "snowflakes", I don't know what's wrong with you. I actually hope you develop a serious allergy so you can learn some empathy.
@logitimate
@logitimate 2 месяца назад
​@@rosepahl8663Having allergies or celiac disease is being a snowflake now? You do realize that these are actual medical conditions, which can (in the case of celiac disease or allergies that include anaphylaxis and not merely a localized reaction) be fatal, right?
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 месяца назад
@@logitimate living is fatal. Do that which you fear most and it no longer holds sway.
@sherrinunya4079
@sherrinunya4079 2 месяца назад
This was above par, fabulous!
@N8T1V3-5F
@N8T1V3-5F 2 месяца назад
3:21 died😂
@archmage_of_the_aether
@archmage_of_the_aether 2 месяца назад
"they're gonna take my thumbs" was written by Conan for Crusty on the Simpsons in 1991. Just saying.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 месяца назад
It's Krusty.
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact 2 месяца назад
You don't think that phrase was uttered decades earlier, or even in ancient Rome? That's a weak joke regardless.
@archmage_of_the_aether
@archmage_of_the_aether 2 месяца назад
@@johnsmithe4656 he can't read
@paulosilva3350
@paulosilva3350 2 месяца назад
Thank God for Stephen Colbert, he just tell us the truth in the humorous way...
@null090909
@null090909 21 день назад
The statue of liberty speaks french.
@kenchristie9214
@kenchristie9214 2 месяца назад
I could hear Diaper Donnie saying "If only they would make those bowling ball holes smaller".
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 2 месяца назад
And, you think YOU'VE seen gutter balls!
@chernobyl169
@chernobyl169 2 месяца назад
NO! NO emoji collection is complete without 🗿
@shelleyjennings4344
@shelleyjennings4344 2 месяца назад
I couldn’t live without the eye roll emoji!
@mirrorman95
@mirrorman95 2 месяца назад
3:25 Best part
@scottscarafile4370
@scottscarafile4370 2 месяца назад
Come on Stephen, everybody knows that the Statue of Liberty has a French accent, she was a French gift.
@N8T1V3-5F
@N8T1V3-5F 2 месяца назад
5:21 same but not police😂
@nbuehster
@nbuehster 2 месяца назад
Hidden Valley Ranch and Cheez-It? Isn't that like how bacon and mayonnaise are good when they're separate, but when they're combined,...? *looks for the right emoji* "We have all the emojis we need!" My first thought was the emojis he was referring to when he said "sex stuff". He did forget the poop emoji though. We can't live without that one.
@null090909
@null090909 21 день назад
I think Steven underestimates Minecraft. I played it with my kids and was amazed by the complexity and vastness of details. Now I sometimes play by myself.
@billygreen9915
@billygreen9915 4 дня назад
I will never trust Dunkin dounuts after taking a bite of a jelly filled dounut and getting a mouth full of grape jelly , the only thing the belongs in a jelly dounut is raspberry. KRISPY KREME 2024!
@omalor
@omalor 2 месяца назад
3:17 ph come on guys, get your mind out of the gutter! 😅
@robertdullnig3625
@robertdullnig3625 2 месяца назад
The digital SAT has been around for a while, this is just the first time the paper one was not also available.
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 месяца назад
Someone at the nude-bowl-o-rama is going to call himself "The Big Lebowski " for sure!! 😎😎
@tammymatt9186
@tammymatt9186 2 месяца назад
Dammit. You beat me by twenty minutes to that one. Kudos
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 месяца назад
@tammymatt9186 Hey, the "Dude" abides 👍😎💨
@tammymatt9186
@tammymatt9186 2 месяца назад
@@encarnacionvillazana3270 😆
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 месяца назад
@@tammymatt9186 As Walter would say "fuck it dude, let's go bowling" 🎳 👍👍😎
@ZoraXire
@ZoraXire 2 месяца назад
Micky was all like: Yeh I might have the right to remain silent....but you know I'm not gonna be!
@cmj5595
@cmj5595 2 месяца назад
I love my city!!! Pittsburgh!!!
@being2107
@being2107 2 месяца назад
🆕 emojis?!??! Mushroom reminds me of what stormy Daniel’s said about autocrat Trump.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 месяца назад
Hunh... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a dirty french accent.
@JoeyB681
@JoeyB681 2 месяца назад
Oh look honey, a blue veined throbber😊
@Mike__B
@Mike__B 2 месяца назад
Ooooh Hidden Valley Ranch with Cheese-It flavoring... I expect to see this soon at a Grocery Outlet store.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 2 месяца назад
@3:19: For this we hired the best writers!
@ricklehman8097
@ricklehman8097 2 месяца назад
Less pre-amble, more content.
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 месяца назад
WAIT. I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent... Oh, WOW! HILARIOUS that he thought the armed officers at the door meant a spiced up Valentine's Day gift until he saw the female officers! 😂
@stanleygohome4869
@stanleygohome4869 2 месяца назад
fill in the blanks lol!
@RadicalTrivia
@RadicalTrivia 2 месяца назад
I'll be going to Balls Out Bowling. I host the Naked Trivia event for the same group. Great crowd!
@potato7461
@potato7461 2 месяца назад
me practicing my moves on the bowling ball
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 2 месяца назад
3:33 As a person who has a lot of food restrictions, I am GREATLY OFFENDED.
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 2 месяца назад
Honestly I don't get what's so funny about lying to people about the food they are eating. I have friends with food allergies and sensitivities who suffer a lot when something like this happens to them.
@SugahShy
@SugahShy 2 месяца назад
3:16 that bowling ball looks shocked and appalled.
@LvndrHppE2
@LvndrHppE2 2 месяца назад
Someone send Stephen some vegan donuts, because they are delicious.
@being2107
@being2107 2 месяца назад
If it’s gluten-free or not, it’s the interstitial and hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils, that are deadly
@LvndrHppE2
@LvndrHppE2 2 месяца назад
@@being2107 Stephen doesn't strike me as being a health nut, so I don't think he cares.
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 месяца назад
Hard disagree. 🤢
@bethchaosdragon7842
@bethchaosdragon7842 2 месяца назад
no, the Statue talks with a French accent, she's French, remember
@Dbeckdesign68
@Dbeckdesign68 2 месяца назад
Stephen, you went for the easy joke. Vegan donuts are actually very good!
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact 2 месяца назад
For me to poop on.....
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 месяца назад
Hard disagree. I've had them. 🤢
@Dbeckdesign68
@Dbeckdesign68 2 месяца назад
@@witchypoorose5196 Voodoo donuts has good ones. There are some awful ones though.
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 2 месяца назад
I expected naked bullet train jokes at the end. I was left unsatisfied.
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 2 месяца назад
like those bowlers
@deVeaux3962
@deVeaux3962 2 месяца назад
I think Ricky Gervais should give the State of the Union Address. "I don't care. . . I never did. It's the last time. . ."
@Mortuusiam
@Mortuusiam 2 месяца назад
Actually, Lady Liberty would speak and say "Ehh!" with a French accent...which as I type this, I realize doesn't translate well to text so I will just leave it at that. 😆🤷‍♂
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 месяца назад
The comments are a lonely place right now
@nolongerlistless
@nolongerlistless 2 месяца назад
Post on through the storm... you'll never comment alone.
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 месяца назад
🦗 🦗
@jefffoy530
@jefffoy530 2 месяца назад
Meanwhile…
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 2 месяца назад
You have friends now!
@gabrielmedina9623
@gabrielmedina9623 2 месяца назад
We remain
@NailahRoberts
@NailahRoberts 2 месяца назад
There is no happy tears emoji
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers 2 месяца назад
Oh wow, who wouldn’t want to sit on shared plastic or vinyl benches, swapping butt-moisture-imprints like musical chairs.
@tabbyreed8925
@tabbyreed8925 2 месяца назад
Nudists have a towel policy to cover that, don't ask me how I know.
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers 2 месяца назад
@@tabbyreed8925 🤭
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
I’ve done nude ten-pin bowling before. Just don’t spend too much time cleaning your ball!
@guyvandenbroeck8405
@guyvandenbroeck8405 2 месяца назад
Hidden Valley Ranch sounds like is what sprouts up my back in a hot summers day runs down the shorts and runs out again on a leg. But then again I'm a european.
@ErikPasco
@ErikPasco 2 месяца назад
Wait! 🍋‍🟩
@LuciusJohn
@LuciusJohn 2 месяца назад
Next State of the Union, BIDEN has to do a "Meanwhile" segment
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