Meanwhile… Antibiotics In Chick-fil-A | NFL’s New Kickoff | Pet DNA Test Scandal

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Meanwhile… Chick-fil-A ditched their promise to never feed antibiotics to their chickens, the NFL announced new rules for kicking off gameplay, and a local news exposé revealed that popular DNA tests for pets may be a total scam.
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@r.1599 Месяц назад

The researchers that concluded our homes are too clean have clearly never been in my apartment.

@christopherbedford9897 Месяц назад

Yeah nor mine 😂

@corvos3719 2 дня назад

Usually, comment sections do more mental harm than good. But sometimes, just sometimes folks, they remind you that you aren't alone in your disgustingness. Thank you, Internet.

@meh8982 Месяц назад

Now somebody has to send a dog swab to 23 and Me and see what they come up with.

@thephilster6860 Месяц назад

Brilliant!

@MariaMartinez-researcher Месяц назад

Had the same thought... 😁

@monapause8108 Месяц назад

people have collected their dogs' drool and were given human results from it.

@thephilster6860 Месяц назад

So I'm not 68% British Isles?@@monapause8108

@FCat2020 Месяц назад

@@monapause8108 Bull.

@semtexsrbe Месяц назад

"eating poison & bangin' gutter doves", describes #america perfectly bigly 😂

@jikook7457 Месяц назад

Sounded to me like a description of tRUMP 😊

@yvettew7267 Месяц назад

Antibiotics are used more in the close quarters of factory farming, so it's a clue that they're buying from an environment that is very uncomfortable for the birds

@ramblerdave1339 Месяц назад

More uncomfortable than our stomachs? 😮

@highstax_xylophones Месяц назад

Its tyson

@karlfisher1864 Месяц назад

Back in the '40s some food scientist gave antibiotics to chickens and it turned out they got more meat per bird. It isn't done for treating disease, they feed it to the whole flock. Unfortunately, this breeds antibiotic resistance and should not be done in a wise practice. Greed wins out over good practice. Karl

@RubelliteFae 28 дней назад

"Uncomfortable" is a pretty soft way of describing, "so tight they can't turn around and sometimes their feet grow around the bars of the cages."

@tychoMX 25 дней назад

@@karlfisher1864 it's for PREVENTING disease. Because birds live in such crowded and unsanitary conditions, they easily develop infections. Preemptive use of antibiotics allows for increased profit by producing more kg of poultry meat per invested $ (animal activity and feed, housing and harvesting all decrease in cost with more intensive coops).

@TheMulToyVerse Месяц назад

I am enjoying the reference to pigeons as “Gutter Doves” way too much How have I never heard them called that before 😂

@stoverboo Месяц назад

That's because "winged rat" is more accurate.

@RabblesTheBinx Месяц назад

@stoverwboo I mean, pigeons and doves are the same birds, so... not really?

@TheMulToyVerse Месяц назад

@@RabblesTheBinx Got curious and looked it up. Same family of bird; different sub-species So similar but not the same

@RabblesTheBinx Месяц назад

@@TheMulToyVerse the proper name for pigeons is literally "rock dove". Literally all members of that family can be referred to as either doves or pigeons. There is no scientific difference, or even consistent linguistic difference, between the two terms. "Pidgeon" and "dove" are both terms that can be applied to any extant member of the Columbidae family.

@cbeautifulworld11 Месяц назад

It's unfortunate that they are so sadly misunderstood and maligned. Pigeons are intelligent, sensitive, loyal, wonderful birds.

@TheLastChickenWing Месяц назад

wow I have another reason not to buy any "food" from yet another fastfood joint. Aside from an average meal hovering $20. It's like paying your own hitman. Like an installment plan for death. Buy a little here, a little there, then all of a sudden the bill comes due and you hit the floor from a deadly MI.

@robertaldaron8617 Месяц назад

Those graphics look like Terry Gilliams' work in Monty Python.

@liamwalsh4008 Месяц назад

"Dinsdale..."

@robertaldaron8617 Месяц назад

@@liamwalsh4008 We had a cat named Dinsdale. 😆👍

@liamwalsh4008 Месяц назад

@@robertaldaron8617 Ha! Brilliant. Did he have a hedgehog nemesis called Spiny Norman?

@robertaldaron8617 Месяц назад

@liamwalsh4008 No, but we also had a pet skunk for awhile named "Blind Pew."

@liamwalsh4008 Месяц назад

@@robertaldaron8617 Aha. Got him from Buenos Aires via the Panama Canal, I've no doubt.

@Bduh2 Месяц назад

Couldn't help but almost spit out my coffee at the end of: "Meanwhile" when he said: "Worth it!" regarding the parasite in a man's brain.

@erikaswanson7072 Месяц назад

All I could hear was Homer Simpson saying "Mmmm.. bacon".

@yudithcaron8053 Месяц назад

Crispy bacon FTW!

@jeremycurtis2334 Месяц назад

@@yudithcaron8053 I was thinking the same thing. I love bacon, but it has to be crispy. Don’t give me limp bacon.

@laalaa99stl Месяц назад

He didn't just die doing what he loved, Stephen. Flaco died reminding us to make the world safer for birds. This includes bird-safe buildings and window treatments and reducing the use of poisons and pesticides.

@robertmadrigal6783 Месяц назад

Yeah, what about bird herpes? That's why we need to make condoms available for all flyaway owls.

@drewlovelyhell4892 Месяц назад

@@robertmadrigal6783 That stuff never goes away. Take my word for it.

@lindencurhart1949 Месяц назад

These days they say every bird has pigeon herpes

@khrp7174 Месяц назад

Is this why Chick-fil-A is allowing antibiotics in chickens 😮 @@lindencurhart1949

@TheFiddleFaddle Месяц назад

@@lindencurhart1949 They being the ones with pigeon herpes.

@verdatum Месяц назад

Whoever pitched "Gutter doves" is not being paid enough.

@erikaswanson7072 Месяц назад

I believe that term was coined back in the Victorian age as a term for prostitute.

@gardnerhill9073 Месяц назад

"Gutter dove" sounds exactly like a Victorian slang term for prostitute.

@akatesays Месяц назад

I used the Underground for nearly 10 years. I’m all topped up on germs for life.

@billyrenfroe8434 Месяц назад

Flaco's story is an important reminder to those using poisons to kill pests... when the pest ingests that poison whatever eats it gets poisoned too... Pests are awful yes, but literally poisoning the ecosystem is not the answer... Flaco is a singular Owl how many other birds of prey are dying in that city because of the same issues... Granted we cant do anything about the pigeon red light district, nor could we ever understand why they are so popular among some bird species.

@LauraPalay Месяц назад

*avoids all eye contact* yeah... trust me... my home is not "too clean"

@robertnelson4460 Месяц назад

I've been saying that about the modern obsession with cleanliness and anti-bacterial everything for a long time.

@Grace1957- Месяц назад

Me too! I understood it during Covid but kids need a little dirt. My Mom used to say "You're going to eat a bucket of dirt before you die" You'll never develop an immune system if you're never exposed to anything you need to be immune to.

@patriciatinkey2677 Месяц назад

My Mother agreed with you. She was a good housekeeper, but would not use antibacterial stuff. She lived to be 95!

@beth8775 Месяц назад

Yes! It turns out the more babies are exposed to the less likely they are to have serious allergies as well.

@benzaiten933 Месяц назад

it's also not something completely new. there have been many studies who claimed to have found a link between asthma and too clean homes. aka children growing up in the countryside, with farms, playing outside and stuff, being healthier that super-clean city children. though you should ALWAYS wash your hands after a visit to a bathroom, because if not that's just gross.

@starbreaker_zed Месяц назад

1:46 Coulda been "Kyle says you have umlimited crabs." It was RIGHT THERE! Cmon!

@tania2897 Месяц назад

Poor owl was probably eating poisoned rats and sick pigeons.

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

No problems with my home being too clean. But now I have an excellent excuse. Thanks, science!

@laranadesign4764 Месяц назад

I read all of your comments with Zapp's voice in my brain.

@MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад

Clean home, dirty home... When I was a kid, we went outside, touched grass, ingested incidental amounts of dirt, climbed trees, got road rash from bad bicycle jumps, caught frogs, pet outdoor dogs and cats... Now these computer-connected kids have to get their inoculations of the real world via countertops?

@nomore6167 Месяц назад

@@MonkeyJedi99 "When I was a kid, we went outside..." - I suspect that the idiots telling us our homes are too clean are the same ones who told people to not get vaccinated against SARS-CoV-2 and that people should intentionally get infected instead to achieve "herd immunity".

@guregorihattofirudo2627 Месяц назад

The only thing worse than carrying your own poop down the mountain IN A BAG, is STEPPING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S POOP ON YOUR WAY UP OR DOWN A DAMN MOUNTAIN

@jubb1984 Месяц назад

When Everest top cover melts, its gonna be a shitshow

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

yeah lost of fresh meat for decomposes

@zesty9815 Месяц назад

Flaco may have had four kinds of rat poison -- but, hey, no antibiotics!

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Месяц назад

Straight to the grill

@leumas75 Месяц назад

Falco was a one bird-species sexist. No chickens for this owl, pigeon sex only!!!

@ginnymeljac2300 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@196cupcake Месяц назад

unvaxx'ed

@joshk.6246 Месяц назад

Don't give them any ideas. We're already repeating the mistakes of the past century. Looking forward to the debut of the book The jungle 2.0.

@thomasdelany2034 Месяц назад

New lyrics for McDonald's jingle "because we're not fat enough"

@freya8133 Месяц назад

Skip their lousy hockey puck burgers anyway. Go for the doughnuts and coffee 👍

@neen42 Месяц назад

@@freya8133meh, i'd rather get fat at my independent donut shop

@TheHikingnut Месяц назад

The donuts are the buns.

@benzaiten933 Месяц назад

but they're already selling a variety of desserts. adding this item won't make them much more unhealthy.

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

The way Stephen describes his graphics department, it’s almost as if he shares the same one as Seth!

@Ford_prefect_42 Месяц назад

I love seeing your comments on both channels too haha

@lesleyghostdragon3149 Месяц назад

👏👏👏

@pennygleeson5029 Месяц назад

Love them both 🤣🤣

@jessicapatton2688 Месяц назад

I think they might cause their jokes are very similar

@FreakieFan Месяц назад

All professional graphics departments are the same lol

@welcome_back_to_1972 Месяц назад

I didn't catch that Stephen was making up that sports lingo until he said uno 😅

@liberatedwoman Месяц назад

This goes directly to Tyson. They provide chicken to all fast food chains, public schools, and grocery stores.

@piccalillipit9211 Месяц назад

This is why most Am3ric4n food is LITERALLY illegal hare in the EU

@thunderousapplause Месяц назад

They hire immigrant children. Bad scene inside their butchering facilities. Tyson is no bueno.

@someguy2135 Месяц назад

One more reason to boycott animal products! The overuse of antibiotics in animal agriculture will produce a pathogen which cannot be cured by antibiotics. It is just a matter of time. Animal agriculture likes to use so much to make the animals grow faster, and to allow them to be in crowded conditions. That also increases profits and the chances of more epidemics and pandemics.

@liberatedwoman Месяц назад

@@someguy2135 pet food is another disaster; and I have a theory about ADD, ADHD, and high fructose and dyes. See Man Shares Foods that are banned in EU but legal in US. Dyes in particular are believed to be connected to ADD, and ADHD.

@someguy2135 Месяц назад

@@liberatedwoman I am glad we agree that animal agriculture is a disaster. Could you clarify what you mean about pet food? Speculation is fine, but only because it can lead to scientific studies. That is what should guide us. The science tells us to stop over using antibiotics to increase profits, but lobbyists paid by those who profit prevent our elected leaders from passing laws against it, at least here in the USA. I heard that Canada is an exception, so it shows that it can be done.

@leumas75 Месяц назад

Crispy Bacon Saves Lives!

@loganflatt Месяц назад

Just think what extra crispy bacon can do for humanity!

@murpaderp8461 Месяц назад

antibiotics in commercial chicken is old news. commercial meats in general are horrifyingly unsafe without strong sanitation.

@Fatdog-Dakind Месяц назад

Wait till Billy Bob screams for more toiletpapaer from the back of the trailer & finds out his wife just sent their last $59.99 to buy Trump's Bible. LOL

@SW-dq1nd Месяц назад

Don't forget all the college kids. Most of the HUNDREDS of college kids I worked with during that election year voted for Trump. They wanted entertainment, thought he would be fun. Stop thinking only hillbillies voted for him. There are plenty of muckrakers in college right now. Again. They love excitement. Who you think they will vote for this time?

@imagedesignconsultantmemoi1471 Месяц назад

I loved Flaco. How tragic.

@csweet207 Месяц назад

Steve will want to cross a multi-day rafting trip thru the Grand Canyon off the bucket list as well.

@nchannel101 Месяц назад

Moral of the story: Crispy bacon is better for you

@stevepatrickjarvis Месяц назад

I did one of those pet dna tests and found out that I am part dog too. I am a mog. Half man half dog. I am my own best friend. I take myself for walks.

@SW-dq1nd Месяц назад

what are your pronouns?

@sedatedturtle Месяц назад

Now selling...McKrispy Artery Clogger or Big Makattack

@tonapittman Месяц назад

Swap out the burger buns for a couple glazed donuts! Throw donut chunks in the shake! Stuff a mcnugget into a donut hole and float it in a vat of high fructose syrup soda! 🧑‍🍳💥❤‍🩹🚑🏥⚰

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

After watching a documentary on Parasites years ago, I cringe when I see people eat raw meat (or insufficiently cooked meat). 🤢

@dianedenham5259 Месяц назад

Part of me wants to google Bacon Brain Parasites, and the other 90per cent of me doesn't..... 🤢

@LindaC616 Месяц назад

Let me tell you about swordfish....

@clarissathompson Месяц назад

@@dianedenham5259 it sounds like trichinosis. Vegetarian fed pigs don't get it, it's more common in wild boars and he was likely eating boar bacon that was caught wild and not farmed. You can get it from eating bear or cougar meat too.

@lynemac2539 Месяц назад

COUGAR MEAT? Yikes!

@chrisrj9871 Месяц назад

But raw fruits and vegetables, on the other hand...

@mychellevanschaick4321 Месяц назад

Chick-fil-A is vaccinating folks through their Chicken Sandwiches...😂😂😂

@TheIndianalain Месяц назад

Yeah, how long will it take for the GOP and right-wing medias to try and blame it on the Democrats!

@luzsanchez3050 Месяц назад

So glad I don’t eat junk food.

@luzsanchez3050 Месяц назад

Stephen, it was funny 😁

@TheLastWalenta Месяц назад

There will be several people who can’t understand the difference between vaccines and antibiotics who will most definitely take this literally.

@rb239rtr Месяц назад

I was reading somewhere that the big farms have said that they do not inject antibiotics into their chickens. Instead, I believe it is in the feed, so, the big farms are not lying.

@NewMessage Месяц назад

If I'm eating at Chick-fil-A, I should probably be on antibiotics anyway.

@marthavillegas6250 Месяц назад

😂😅

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

If you're eating at Chick-fil-A you are a religious zealot with no taste buds.

@benzaiten933 Месяц назад

imagine if people started to eat chicken to get over a nasty infection.....

@randomno0 Месяц назад

This is how drug resistant mutated strains begin and why this practice should be banned.

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

@@randomno0 Wellll......better than deadly meats....can you imagine how many dead people McDonald's would have every year?

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

There could be falling hazards as climbers throw their frozen poop off Mount Everest. Just don’t look up when climbing up.

@Cantblendthis Месяц назад

Chick-fil-A: we're not sure if we cook the chicken properly every time, but here's the anti-biotics just to be sure you ok

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

Their chicken is garbage anyway.

@glennleatherwood4552 Месяц назад

@@repealthepatriotactyeah, nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

@@glennleatherwood4552I'm talking about the chicken. It's well known that it's a low-grade chicken. In fact, Chick-fil-A sells twice as many orders of the waffle fries than they do their chicken. They were absolute marketing geniuses when they went all in on Jesus and have developed a literal cult within a cult......our Jesus freak manager used to bring in the Chick-fil-A mini chicken breakfast sandwiches for our weekly Branch meeting and no one ate them. Because they were garbage, but he kept bringing them in because.....praise Jesus!

@anthonywuellner969 Месяц назад

@@glennleatherwood4552 Let me get this straight. Nobody goes there anymore... because the lines are too long?

@Carlton_Banda Месяц назад

@@anthonywuellner969I believe you missed the sarcasm.

@situational.analysis Месяц назад

Yesterday my cat slipped me the tongue, so, we're good on germs.

@lisab9541 Месяц назад

😂

@janetttyminski7295 Месяц назад

My great grandmother used to say “Everyone has to eat a peck of dirt before they die.” She was a notoriously poor housekeeper…

@eileenheath1968 Месяц назад

Wow that IS an old phrase. I've only ever read it!

@bigeddy602 Месяц назад

As long as it's not a bushel, only a peck, you're good.

@davidg3944 Месяц назад

@@bigeddy602 Better jump down and turn around while you're eating it...

@darter9000 Месяц назад

"Studies say our homes are too clean." *Looks at his room No...

@TheARehmar Месяц назад

I'm gathering from the comment section that some folks don't really understand what it is that Stephen does for a living. Wake up and smell the sarcasm, folks.

@nancyanderson-tj7ov Месяц назад

Duh

@briankeefe1439 Месяц назад

Hearing 1 second of Martha My Dear at 6:10 is worth the wait!

@emrecck Месяц назад

Flaco 😭

@SyzygyNoon Месяц назад

Who?😏

@laalaa99stl Месяц назад

So... the poop has to go, but the frozen solid dead bodies can stay, yeah?

@dianedenham5259 Месяц назад

They're important landmarks, how else am I supposed to find my way back down? 🥶

@VMan29397 Месяц назад

Its too dificult to move dead bodies in that enviorment

@BuzzyStreet Месяц назад

@@VMan29397That's what chain saws are for.

@autumnleaves8553 Месяц назад

Oh dear!😂😂😂

@iancowan3527 Месяц назад

One or the other... Just so there's no getting them mixed!

@Hakushodemon Месяц назад

6:08 "...worth it..." i too am a breakfast person

@power21100 Месяц назад

the pork parasite has been "documented" in the TV show House MD.

@kappatvating Месяц назад

Opening monologue is always epic

@carguybikeguy Месяц назад

“Worth it.”

@kattz753 Месяц назад

There are no antibiotics in meat in Canada. It's the law.

@highstax_xylophones Месяц назад

Jealous

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

LMAO. Yes there is. Who told you otherwise? There would be a lot of dead Canadians if they didn't. Maybe you meant there is a law that a certain amount of time has to pass after the antibiotics are injected before the animal is harvested.

@LifenaDay525 Месяц назад

Probably the reason Canadians live to the age of Moses. Ryan Reynold, live long and prosper!

@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад

@@LifenaDay525 Moses, the mythical leader of the Israelites whose story has been proven to have been influenced by the Ayahuasca plant, and his origin story flat-out plagiarized from another story from a much older civilization.....so the person whose entire life story is a proven lie? Yeah, I suppose the Canadians are living to a make-believe arbitrary number. Do you want to claim next that Methuselah was a real person that lived for hundreds of years?? There's absolutely no documentation that any of those stories are true.....but, yeah, I believe you man......I believe everything some old book says is true......

@faile66 Месяц назад

@@repealthepatriotact It's an expression 🙄

@gl15col Месяц назад

You want your kid exposed to lots of germs? Get him a dog and send him to school.

@laranadesign4764 Месяц назад

Yep

@alwood9148 Месяц назад

they both keep coming home...

@biggtrux Месяц назад

Never had Chick-fil-A and never will because of their, like Cracker barrel, discriminatory practices.

@SW-dq1nd Месяц назад

I'm an atheist and a liberal woman. I don't care. Food is food. They can believe what they want, that's their business, who am I to tell them what to believe? I never tell religious people what to believe. I don't tell Christians. And I don't tell Muslims. It's their business.

@mlpfimstories2245 Месяц назад

@@SW-dq1nd I'm an atheist liberal woman too. It's one thing for places like Chick-fil-A to believe homosexuality is bad. It's quite another for them to donate to and lobby for legislation that makes life harder for homosexuals, just because they're sexually attracted to the same sex. CFA is essentially telling other people how to live.

@cutechristaandfishyjay8955 Месяц назад

too soon to joke about a dead owl 😞

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

Antibiotic Chick-fil-A, sort of like the Enhanced Games where athletes can use performance-enhancing drugs.

@SterioCast Месяц назад

I appreciate the Beatles song "Martha My Dear" briefly at the end there. Paul wrote it for his dog Martha. I enjoy the little subtleties like that 🎹 🎶 🐶

@dumaskhan Месяц назад

"when i was a kid we swam in raw sewage!" ~George Carlin

@JAGRAFX Месяц назад

Entrained antibiotics is not the only dangerously flakey project that the religious people at Chic Fil A stores are passing out to their customers. The Confederate based corporation also has been "brining" (adding salt) to their recipe for their primary product. Many on low-salt diets are not knowledgeable of Chic Fil A's secret ingredient which could raise their blood pressure to dangerous levels just through consumption of the standard food produced at these outlets which are now practically Nationwide. Southern religeous-based hospitality. 🔥

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

anyone on a low salt diet are not eating fastfood, and anyone who thinks fast food isn't chalk a block full of salt are idiots or fooling themselves

@IliyaMoroumetz Месяц назад

With a free order of bigotry with every sammich!

@user-yy4jo9pk2b Месяц назад

“KKK /gun packing/ prolife bullying” southern lands. 😮

@MariaMartinez-researcher Месяц назад

The accuracy of human DNA tests is related to having so many samples studied that the common diminutive traits between people from certain parts of the world can be identified. As dogs rarely have paternity problems or are involved in criminal investigations, etc., the accuracy of those tests will increase when enough samples are collected. Not long ago, human DNA tests were also famous by their mistakes.

@eileenheath1968 Месяц назад

Famous because ironically - dog DNA was sent in to the human DNA testing companies and apparently a lot of dogs are Anglo Saxon. 😆

@joshk.6246 Месяц назад

To be fair the joke about antibiotics and talking to Red lobster It actually would be more accurate if it was your insurance company, because God forbid a doctor could doctor without a non-doctor making the decision to say yes or no.

@shigeminotoge4514 Месяц назад

jokes on them, just walking into my house gets you about 800% of you DRV for Bacteria and other germs

@ST-yz2km Месяц назад

Pet DNA kits for sure do NOT work. My friend adopted a dog that had been a stray from Mexico and wanted to know what her dog's origins were. They gave back results that just didn't fit at all with the size, coat, ears, and like anything about her dog. The company was kind enough to send her another kit free of charge, but the second results were ridiculous as well.

@KS-PNW Месяц назад

I had a friend use one on her cat and the company told her it was a retriever/doberman mix.

@mxmeseeks Месяц назад

@@KS-PNW this is the advertisement I needed! XD I would do it just for that lol

@WillemDafuq69 Месяц назад

Sounds more like "I refuse to accept the truth due to my predetermined biases"

@liamwalsh4008 Месяц назад

@@WillemDafuq69 Yes, yes, like that reporter. She's not actually human, she's just been raised as one. Genius.

@Alex-vq9vj Месяц назад

@@WillemDafuq69Actually, at least two of those pet DNA companies have been caught BSing customers or just not testing before sending made-up results. There's been several examples in the last years. So, between people "not accepting" their digs results and the company just plain making it up: you have more verified evudence for the latter.

@kennethhigh8228 Месяц назад

Oh cool, a perfect dessert to the meal I crave when I lose all self respect!

@robertturner8661 Месяц назад

For Tyler OMG

@adb888 Месяц назад

Odd, I literally bumped into a guy in Florida last week who told me (we were in a dive bar ordering burgers), "I always ask for them to barely cook my bacon. I don't like it all crispy and crunchy, I like it limp, so it stays on the burger."

@ravenwolf7128 Месяц назад

gross

@squeezleprime308 Месяц назад

One of the funniest Meanwhiles! Thank you

@tytn9978 Месяц назад

"Meanwhile" is a reminder that there are indeed "strange things under the midnight sun"! Pet DNA testing???? While I can laugh at most of these, I also remind myself that I do need to be careful about the choices I make.

@plucas1 Месяц назад

MEANWHILE, in even other news, Pigeon Herpes is apparently a thing.

@mcv2178 Месяц назад

We could call it Pigeon Pox, so Chicken Pox (which is also herpes) could have a friend....

@NewMessage Месяц назад

I've never felt so connected to an owl before in my life.

@malavoy1 Месяц назад

Was it the pigeon herpes or the rat poison? 😁😁

@thereisnospace Месяц назад

the owl be like: im gonna open up my own zoo with drugs and hookers....

@DragonFae16 Месяц назад

Considering how many rats he would have eaten over the last six months, I'm shocked they only found 4 kinds.

@vidiotsyndrome Месяц назад

3:42 "gutter doves".... Imma start using THAT!

@Cancun771 Месяц назад

That owl did not catch herpes by snogging the pigeons but by _eating_ them. He was a mighty bird-of-prey.

@GeneralDragon011 Месяц назад

Yeah, maybe, but the former is funner to think about.

@ramblerdave1339 Месяц назад

Probably got the rat poison, eating rats, too.

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

#woosh

@brendangormley Месяц назад

Sherpas are the ones who are going to be carrying the poop.

@scottmasson3336 Месяц назад

Monty Python chicken sketch!

@yurielcundangan9090 Месяц назад

Donald promoting the bible is ironic

@malavoy1 Месяц назад

I'm surprised it wasn't covered in a coat of gold colored paint.

@highstax_xylophones Месяц назад

It is, but he has set up to play the second cominh since the start. Martyr tactic going full launch

@amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

The Bible must have been treated with Flame Retardant material before he picked it up 😅😂. At least, he held it upright this time.

@greatpoochini1 Месяц назад

Underneath the humour, the chicken, bacon and owl stories are pretty alarming about the state of the US food chain and the NY environment.

@tubensalat1453 Месяц назад

As long as profits are ok everything is fine.

@oliviasimonich2386 Месяц назад

Have considered getting my rescue pup DNA tested. Wish they'd said which company was used.

@solisa1656 Месяц назад

McDonalds quietly phasing out the salads and bringing in Krispy Kremes

@mlr4524 Месяц назад

Jokes aside, poor Flaco's toxicology report reveals the reality for all of NYC's raptors. Please do NOT use rat poisons of any type. Let Nature balance Nature.

@emiller113 Месяц назад

been boy cutting Chick fil A for years !

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

given how many year would that be man cutting now

@yudithcaron8053 Месяц назад

Another great excuse for not cleaning is the COV present in most cleaning products. "Honey, I'd love to clean the bathroom today, but this is a confined space, and my COV exposure is already too much from cleaning the kid's crayons off the walls."

@LE-te9vx Месяц назад

Honestly this whole segment was just about as terrifying as the graphic

@lisagulick4144 Месяц назад

If they make a "McElvis," we're doomed.

@djsurferdude Месяц назад

He missed an opportunity to tell Christina Hager to sit, stay and roll over 😂😂😂

@laalaa99stl Месяц назад

I welcome the Krispie Kreme donut to McDonalds for all the possibilities it could unlock on their secret menu.

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Месяц назад

Krispy Kreme donut MCgriddle patty, beef patty X3, MCgriddle patty, Krispy Kreme donut.

@VaebnKenh Месяц назад

This is horrifying 😆

@KombuchaBuzzed Месяц назад

🍩🍦 sounds good

@kingofnonation5843 Месяц назад

Double bacon quarter pounder between two Krispy Kreme donuts

@lynemac2539 Месяц назад

@kingofnonation5843 Hold the mayo for the love of all things holy!

@michaelfarrell7161 Месяц назад

What axe does Meanwhile have to grind against hobos?

@drunkvegangal8089 Месяц назад

The 'dog dna' news reporter was a hilarious graphic but so what the Colbert 'Monty Python style head' eating chick fillet

@colleenclements5715 Месяц назад

Great MEANWHILE 👏

@Rincenso Месяц назад

Dogs and Humans share about 84% of their DNA...

@dianedenham5259 Месяц назад

Hm-m-m, that explains my ears....🐶

@seb612schuth Месяц назад

Yes, the issue lies in that the protocols for the analysis don't filter for pets only, they just match small regions of the sequences. The DNA strands are so many and so large that since the 70s the protocols have been designed to overcome the issue of size. This means that you usually have a high specificity with high throughput, given the conditions the DNA extraction was succesfully done from the organism that you wanted. A complete DNA sequencing of the genome of a single organism is at around 400 dollars, and will give you such an enormous quantity of information that any software analysis will be overwhelming. So the "solution" has to design protocols to simplify flag search of sequences, discarding the rest, and the algorithms are comparative in bulk, not for any specific minute variation, which is actually fine at the end of the day.

@ramblerdave1339 Месяц назад

@@dianedenham5259 And why I wake up sometimes, and howl at the moon!

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

yes but if there kits were real they be using different primers which mean there shouldn't be a reaction to human DNA

@amitabh94489 Месяц назад

Watching this video while eating at Chick fila. Ordering a few extra trays of nuggets n freeze them for the year!

@dr.victorvs Месяц назад

Pet gene tests may still be relatively accurate in that humans share an overwhelming number of genes with other mammals, including 94% with dogs. It's the "junk DNA" that regulates gene expression that does the differentiating.

@5m0k3y9 Месяц назад

We also share that same 94% with Pond Scum...

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Месяц назад

no if the kits are producing results like that on human DNA, it means the kits primers have low specificity

@PeterShankland-so3rw Месяц назад

The graphic is very Pythonesque! Well done

@Richbydesignpullupj26 Месяц назад

“Now how would I reward my self” 😂😂😂😂😂 unreal 4:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@carolynclaire5241 Месяц назад

CFA is too expensive now. $15 for a meal is insane!

@Roonasaur Месяц назад

Btw, from the "other side of the aisle" . . . I'm glad the "meanwhile" segments are politics-free. I can still tune in and laugh sometimes. Thank you.