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Meanwhile… Gwyneth Paltrow confessed to an obsession with Spanx, Costco is selling the latest weight loss drugs, the odds on a coin toss aren’t exactly 50/50, and the blue milk from the “Star Wars” films is about to hit store shelves.
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@zeroreyortsed3624
@zeroreyortsed3624 Месяц назад
The arms race between the writer's scripts and stephen's lung capacity is hilarious. The opening just keeps getting more convoluted.😂
@karezaalonso7110
@karezaalonso7110 Месяц назад
I think it actually used to be longer and they cut it down,
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 Месяц назад
Probably on doctor's orders!
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад
My favorite part is when he says, "Sometimes... SOMETIMES..."
@TheSkylayne
@TheSkylayne Месяц назад
As long as he says topical everytime I’m good 😂
@redstickles550
@redstickles550 День назад
Is there an actual backstory to this? It’s hilarious but there seems to be a sort of challenge feel to each one
@TheloniousCube
@TheloniousCube Месяц назад
"milk got?" - they should use it and they should pay your writers!
@user-mg7cu6sn8f
@user-mg7cu6sn8f Месяц назад
Thank you for pointing out the ludicrosity called Palthow
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 Месяц назад
Once you've typed Paltrow you don't have to type out ludicrosity . :D
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 Месяц назад
She’s a hot mess. Hard to figure anyone would follow her. Glad to see the shine coming off of her.
@coma_TOES
@coma_TOES Месяц назад
@@donjones4719 It's spelled *G O O P*
@tonyhsloanejr
@tonyhsloanejr Месяц назад
So the new move for Panera is to take away what people want most. Quality.
@dannywolfpero
@dannywolfpero Месяц назад
They've been doing that for years
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Месяц назад
Or info bout hormones. Do you know how to make a hormone---- Shhhh( sorry) 😔 * Don't pay her.*
@CannotBBlank
@CannotBBlank Месяц назад
Exactly. It's why I eat there, participate in their frequent buyer program... I can't be the only customer they will lose.
@benn454
@benn454 Месяц назад
BUT THINK OF THE SHORT TERM PROFITS - C Suite execs as they prepare their golden parachutes
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад
No, the new move is to package the company as attractively as possible for investors who may or may not be as concerned about organic and quality marketing. Nothing new, companies do it all the time. It's up to the new shareholders to push the board members to keep the quality high. We'll find out in 12 months.......
@theseinstrumentals
@theseinstrumentals Месяц назад
Wow, blue milk for sale. Finally. Too bad no one’s had access to food coloring for the past 50 years lol
@crptnite
@crptnite Месяц назад
Or a few blueberries and a blender.
@ronbingham1601
@ronbingham1601 Месяц назад
Australia has had blue syrup for decades (called Blue Heaven). It makes an awesome milkshake.
@ayceod
@ayceod Месяц назад
The fact that we're only slightly phased when an already overpriced fast food restaurant announces it will be DECREASING quality without any change to their pricing is absolutely insane...
@GummyBearWA
@GummyBearWA Месяц назад
When I introduced my 9yo grandson to the SW universe, he thought the blue milk was magic. On his tenth birthday, I made him blue milk to have with his Yoda bday cake. He flipped out.
@DarkMatter-no3td
@DarkMatter-no3td Месяц назад
@GummyBearWA Flipped out, he did... The force must be strong within the young Padawan. Train him, you must! 🙃🙂
@BullShitThat
@BullShitThat Месяц назад
Take him to Ep 10 did you, disappointed he was, when he saw the true magic of fresh blue milk 🤢
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Месяц назад
@@BullShitThat : D
@sevenprovinces
@sevenprovinces Месяц назад
In his adolescent years, NEVER invite him to a Breaking Bad marathon! All joking aside, that's cute!
@Canuckmom128
@Canuckmom128 Месяц назад
Ahhh…the Power of Grandmas who are home Bakers, to impress the Grands. Great touch with the Blue Milk accompaniment !
@olorin4317
@olorin4317 Месяц назад
I heard that new blue milk now has 30% less Smurf.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Месяц назад
I love it!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
@Awoken_Remmuz
@Awoken_Remmuz Месяц назад
Panera cutting cost, what investors and higher ups not getting enough money for penthouses and yachts?
@That-Guy_
@That-Guy_ Месяц назад
They are also switching to par baked frozen bread and getting rid of the bakers.
@user-sv9nb8ky2t
@user-sv9nb8ky2t Месяц назад
Nothing says quality like CEO bonuses.
@kylecarey4189
@kylecarey4189 Месяц назад
Subway > Panera. Panera has been absolute shit for years. Portions, quality have been reduced over and over
@RustOnWheels
@RustOnWheels Месяц назад
Yup, when businesses go to market their business plan changes from selling (quality) products to making money for stock holders, which is almost mutually exclusive. Seen it so effing many times…
@auralangst6177
@auralangst6177 Месяц назад
Trickle down!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Месяц назад
I'd buy a blue "Milk Got?" t-shirt.
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 Месяц назад
Mmm, buy that shirt I would. Buy, or buy not. There is no try on.
@itsmeprasad1987
@itsmeprasad1987 Месяц назад
@@jeffs6090Costco YODA
@ltberzerker9966
@ltberzerker9966 Месяц назад
Too, me.
@MrChupacabra555
@MrChupacabra555 Месяц назад
I don't know, after "Last Jedi" showed us that the milk comes from the teats of strangely humanoid, possibly intelligent Alien Sea Manatees. I'm not that jazzed to drink it now 😅😂
@johnlee7164
@johnlee7164 Месяц назад
@@jeffs6090 next day amazon prime deliver, mmh? blue lactose intollerant actually i am.
@GrandLotus-Iroh
@GrandLotus-Iroh Месяц назад
I honestly didn't think Panera's food quality could get any worse.
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact Месяц назад
@GrandLotus-Iroh What other sandwich chain are you comparing it to??
@Ryfolamf
@Ryfolamf Месяц назад
Once again, drifters and bindles do the heavy lifting for Meanwhile.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 Месяц назад
Better than the grifters and swindlers that do the heavy lifting in congress.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад
​@@malavoy1Republicans
@benn454
@benn454 Месяц назад
​@@victoriabaker4400Yes, but really all of them, sadly.
@Muzikrazy213
@Muzikrazy213 Месяц назад
​@@malavoy1 Well done👏
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад
@@benn454 I don't agree. And, when Democrats have been grifters or are corrupt, they get drummed out of the corps. Unlike Republican Party, where they are celebrated for a job well done.
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Месяц назад
47 years is a long time to milk a movie.
@SwiftJustice
@SwiftJustice Месяц назад
Antifascism never goes out of style
@DarkMatter-no3td
@DarkMatter-no3td Месяц назад
@napalmholocaust9093 Maybe that's y the milk is blue. 😁 Just beware of the yellow snow....🤣😂
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 Месяц назад
When Disney gets involved, they'll milk it dry then sell it as powdered milk, just add your own water.😁😁
@TheZotmeister
@TheZotmeister Месяц назад
Underrated comment.
@JeannetteReed
@JeannetteReed Месяц назад
Yes Star. War's marketing began a whole phase of cashing in on a movie. TV ads during sentimental movies chop film time. 47 yrs make a newbie to squeezers of biblical, family, holiday, or you name it. Gone w Ten Wonderful Life at You, Kid Commandments. The uncut version is sometimes a revelation! It Happened One Night eg.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Месяц назад
"It puts the olives on the pizza, or else it gets no tip again!"
@roterstern1301
@roterstern1301 Месяц назад
5:13 is that the definition of "hit and run"?
@robertglenn6905
@robertglenn6905 День назад
That was a Brutal Meanwhile!! 🤣🤣🤣
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 Месяц назад
3:14 Panera dropping its "no antibiotics ever" promise? Well, if it's good enough for Chick-fil-A ... _[Meanwhile… Antibiotics In Chick-fil-A_ • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert • Mar 28, 2024]
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад
5:03 🤷‍♂Well, sure. Why not? It's still a gym and the equipment still works.
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 Месяц назад
_Star Wars_ blue milk: for those going-nowhere, stuck-on-the-farm blues.
@hervigdewilde3599
@hervigdewilde3599 Месяц назад
"All chaps are assless." - Raj Koothrappali
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад
Sure, but the phrase has a real ring to it. 😂
@richardmiller9883
@richardmiller9883 Месяц назад
No Moonwhile today?
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 Месяц назад
That would have been PERFECT! Right up there with, "A Closer Lick", from Meyers! (Ice Cream with Biden)
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog Месяц назад
IF Panera uses less costly ingredients, betta go down on those prices to match the quality.. or conscience of the patrons.. :)
@rgwak
@rgwak Месяц назад
350,757 is a big number. Not as big as the amount of money t'rump owes for being a fraud, but still, pretty big number. 🤣
@Licayn
@Licayn Месяц назад
To the dingdong talking about the election, the only verifiable election fraud was committed by Republicans. Good job doing no research
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews Месяц назад
The Coin Flip not being exactly 50/50 has itself been known for some years now. It's the percentage and the coin flip study that's new.
@sparkleyard
@sparkleyard Месяц назад
Methodologically investigating an assumption is kinda the point of science
@Seigensi
@Seigensi Месяц назад
if you throw the coin at someone the result will always be the same.
@tonymarsh8436
@tonymarsh8436 Месяц назад
Boring. Dude. Boring.
@jupiterkansas
@jupiterkansas Месяц назад
you're not invited to my party
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад
If you drop the coin over a sewer grate it will statistically not land on either side and go through the slots. The same law applies to cell phones.
@lundworks9901
@lundworks9901 Месяц назад
My friend back in high school put blue color in her milk when she drank it in her rainbow glass with clouds so "the sky looked normal".
@stephenjames2951
@stephenjames2951 Месяц назад
Ok the treadmill joke worked
@tedhennings4746
@tedhennings4746 Месяц назад
I’d pay money to hear the late show band do a full show
@trinleywangmo
@trinleywangmo Месяц назад
The Panera Joke was gold!
@sharktomesmiles
@sharktomesmiles Месяц назад
Damn it was the cup that turned blue when poring liquid into the cup. Don't make me get Star War Nerd on Thee!!!
@rozalie_angel
@rozalie_angel Месяц назад
4:15 Long live František Bartoš !!! 🇨🇿 May Fortune be forever in your 50.8-percentage favour, fellow Czech citizen! ❤
@evancairo
@evancairo Месяц назад
When i was working at blues clues in 1998 i remember them doing a cross promotion with motts apple sauce that ended up turning all the kids' faeces a bright shade of blue and had to recall the product from all stores. How quickly we forget the past and rush to hubris again!
@jacquejac1840
@jacquejac1840 Месяц назад
I'm not sure if you meant faces or feces. Either way is interesting.
@Kitty8791
@Kitty8791 Месяц назад
Smurf Berry Crunch cereal had a similar issue w/ blue & red stool (that'd be the smurfberries) leading to the formula being tweaked in 1987 & re-released as Smurf Magic Berries, before eventually being discontinued.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 Месяц назад
Blue buttercream frosting does the same thing. 😁😁
@terryhunt2659
@terryhunt2659 Месяц назад
And why would this be a problem? When I spent a long weekend in Dublin, I noticed that my increased Guinness consumption turned my stools black; various foodstuffs and drinks can affect urine colour (and smell). All harmless: digestion is not magic - what goes in somewhat influences what comes out a day or three later, it's not hard to put two and two together unless one is _very_ stupid.
@Taricus
@Taricus Месяц назад
@@terryhunt2659 I'm one of those people with the rarer genetic mutation that when I eat beats, I pee red or pink LOL! It always freaks me out at first and then I'm like, "Oh, yeah, I ate beets..." LOL! My body doesn't process whatever it is that makes the red color in beets. It just passes through me LOL!
@machocamacho1503
@machocamacho1503 Месяц назад
that eggroll looks like soylent green soylent red and soylent yellow. IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE
@DumpsterDivingDragon
@DumpsterDivingDragon Месяц назад
A coin flip is simply just another '49/51 thang' in life. `Just depends on what you're selling/flipping your Soul, to/for!
@jaym2381
@jaym2381 Месяц назад
Everyone is making a thing out of blue milk, but what about the multi-coloured pot scrubber pads with jam and egg roll wrap?
@archive881
@archive881 Месяц назад
Don't forget it's also deep fried!
@iancowan3527
@iancowan3527 Месяц назад
47 years... Took awhile but force is strong... "Is strong, this one. Yes!" - Yoda...
@kemouse
@kemouse Месяц назад
"A teenager with strep coughed on this sandwich" It's advertising for an untapped market!
@chucqie
@chucqie Месяц назад
Pill bottle filled with squirrel teeth...WHAt 😂😂😂😂😂
@brokenalgorithms4741
@brokenalgorithms4741 6 дней назад
Hey, I was just in the US and a coffee in minutes is an improvement. I waited forever for my coffees.
@HRHDMKYT
@HRHDMKYT Месяц назад
So many laughs in one tiny segment! “A drawstring from a drifter’s sweatpants”, “a squirrel’s teeth”, “pumpkin pies the size of a tractor wheel”…😂 I love ❤️ Stephen Colbert!
@stratusmccloud
@stratusmccloud Месяц назад
I love how certain words keep popping up in his intros, like "bindle" or "bespoke."
@wtf1185
@wtf1185 Месяц назад
Wow, coffee in minutes, will wonders never cease. I chuckled heartily at Dr. coin toss at a party. And Gwyneth Paltrow could prance in front of me naked and I wouldn't notice. Well, maybe just until my coffee was ready. *_I love AOC._*
@rawworking
@rawworking Месяц назад
I concur. Love AOC
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад
Minuets Yes but the robot rabbit lays the fresh beans first.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Месяц назад
Wow, five opinions in five sentences. Now that's efficient commenting!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад
Coin flips have always assumed both sides of the coin are equal, but both sides have different images on their uneven surfaces. Do coin makers go to the trouble of weighing each side as they design the coin? I don’t think they go to all that trouble.
@connycontainer9459
@connycontainer9459 Месяц назад
It's usually equal screen time though.
@tonymarsh8436
@tonymarsh8436 Месяц назад
Boring. Dude. Boring
@Taricus
@Taricus Месяц назад
He was saying whatever side you started on.... Which means they were both pretty equal in doing the same thing... In statistics that is saying that the results of the experiment are based on the initial conditions. --But if you think about it, it's just dumb. Maybe it's the way he flips it? That means what he's saying is a variable that has an effect on the response is just a confounding variable.
@steveschulte8696
@steveschulte8696 Месяц назад
Another boring comment. The coin rotates around its center of gravity in a vacuum. The results may be biased by the initial conditions, one side up, or by the rotational velocity versus the height of the toss, i.e. if you flip it up to a consistent height and at a consistent rotational speed, the coin will always return clos to the initial position. With a small number of trials, the number of heads may be greater than the number of tails, and there is a decreasing disparity with greater numbers of trials, coin flips, that does not go to zero. It is asymptotic to zero with large numbers.
@monikapaden2937
@monikapaden2937 Месяц назад
Quote from one of the articles about the study "The authors of the new paper conducted 350,757 flips, using different coins from 46 global currencies to eliminate a heads-tail bias between coin designs. (They also used a variety of people to rule out individuals with biased flipping techniques corrupting the results.) Regardless of the coin type, the same-side outcome could be predicted at 0.508, which rounds up perfectly to Diaconis’ “about 51 percent” prediction from 16 years ago"
@jwnyc3
@jwnyc3 Месяц назад
This Meanwhile intro was poetry and SC is an epic hero.
@MM-iy7gz
@MM-iy7gz Месяц назад
In these divided times, can we at least agree that Gwyneth Paltrow should go away?
@tinkerstrade3553
@tinkerstrade3553 Месяц назад
Frankly, I've never been impressed by her. But then, I'm anti Botox.
@edkrzywdzinski9121
@edkrzywdzinski9121 Месяц назад
When did she go insane? She seemed nice to begin with and had some decent movies under her belt.
@bethany2820
@bethany2820 Месяц назад
@@edkrzywdzinski9121I think it’s like Tom Cruise… they’ve always been nuts, but they eventually reached a point of fame and wealth that they no longer cared about hiding it from the public
@Teeveepicksures
@Teeveepicksures Месяц назад
It may be the only things keeping the country together.
@kazuma7232
@kazuma7232 Месяц назад
Aye, I could do that.
@herauthon
@herauthon Месяц назад
That eggrolewrap looks more like a scrubsponge .. PICA(R) certified..
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 Месяц назад
America truly is a place of wonder. I thought pies only came in one size.
@kinsmed
@kinsmed Месяц назад
Very smooth delivery of really good material. Put THAT in the Smithsonian.
@jimwilliams3816
@jimwilliams3816 8 дней назад
Gwyneth Paltrow and “weirdly” go together at all times, regardless of context.
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs 4 дня назад
Costco pumpkin pies are insanely good!
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon Месяц назад
In regards to that “egg roll”, I start at the bottom, slow down in the middle, and stop at the top, because I must vomit.
@Petalumination
@Petalumination Месяц назад
It’s too bad the slogan "taste the rainbow" is already claimed by Skittles. It would be perfect for the Mets' deep-fried monstrosity, as it travels down and then back up your gullet.
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon Месяц назад
@@Petalumination Amusement park ride called NOPE! (Don't worry. It's a small-town setup. No lawsuits involving the movie. Also, no relation.)
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад
I thought just adding blue food coloring to milk would be quicker. Asian stores have delicious Green-colored Soya Milk for decades now.
@edkrzywdzinski9121
@edkrzywdzinski9121 Месяц назад
It's most likely pandan flavoured soy not just colouring.
@moxnix1026
@moxnix1026 Месяц назад
Steven, I watch the show and I know you spend most of your time not over there, but, right where you are behind your desk sitting in your chair...Meanwhile. lol
@comicartbymar2163
@comicartbymar2163 Месяц назад
I still feel like he's gonna say quarantine while Everytime #unresolvedtrauma 🤣
@ms0824
@ms0824 Месяц назад
"And then.." 😂😂😂😂
@MausMasher54
@MausMasher54 Месяц назад
Uh, wouldn't Coin Flips be different between different sized coins????
@catherinethorstenberg8957
@catherinethorstenberg8957 Месяц назад
Why ?
@billyyank1163
@billyyank1163 Месяц назад
Another thing about that coin flip researcher: You do NOT want to thumb wrestle him.
@karezaalonso7110
@karezaalonso7110 Месяц назад
Nobody likes the smell of a stale "candle"
@judyodonoghue7715
@judyodonoghue7715 Месяц назад
I don't like the smell of fish
@darthjump
@darthjump Месяц назад
You can find your blue milk in the fridge right next to the Cerveza Crystal.
@kappatvating
@kappatvating Месяц назад
Intro is always epic.
@baronwarborn9107
@baronwarborn9107 2 дня назад
That accent really is a perfect Dutch meets Hungarian
@kyrie363
@kyrie363 Месяц назад
blue is a delicious color for some bizarro reason 💙
@Kitty8791
@Kitty8791 Месяц назад
Synesthesia is real. 😅
@kyrie363
@kyrie363 Месяц назад
@@Kitty8791 omg right?! Spot on!
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Месяц назад
olease - when I was a teenager, I could consistently flip a coin, catch it, and display it as the opposite of its starting side. it's letting it hit the ground that adds the element of randomness.
@Sjalabais
@Sjalabais Месяц назад
I don't get IPO logic. Yes, you want to *maximize* earnings, but if the cost of that strategy is to destroy the brand differentiation and idea of Panera, or Reddit or whatever company that cut and streamlined itself into nothing but a forgettable option among many...the longterm prospects look terrible.
@That-Guy_
@That-Guy_ Месяц назад
They are also switching to par baked frozen bread. Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi markets have already switched. More to come this year.
@dsmith9412
@dsmith9412 Месяц назад
So Panera stock will perform just like DJT ⬇️⬇️⬇️
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад
That's what I was thinking. This sounds to me like there was a hostile takeover of the company and they are now stripping assets.
@mirrorman95
@mirrorman95 Месяц назад
6:08 Best joke
@AbeKenney
@AbeKenney Месяц назад
Squirrel teeth!
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад
They spent all their animal welfare on them.
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Месяц назад
Ha ha. Thanks, Dave.
@deborahkogan8742
@deborahkogan8742 Месяц назад
So good!
@kcguy8864
@kcguy8864 Месяц назад
That Mets joke made me actually laugh out loud 😆
@flnthrn2
@flnthrn2 Месяц назад
That's Miss Paltrow to you, Steve. ❤❤😎😎
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 Месяц назад
Dammit, now I have to go to a Mets game.
@Leash_Canada
@Leash_Canada Месяц назад
Paltrow wearing Spanx (for compression) is like a snake wearing boots...completely unnecessary!
@cathyleatherman3097
@cathyleatherman3097 Месяц назад
Always hilarious
@malusignatius
@malusignatius Месяц назад
4:50 was a bit harsh on the researcher... Anyone researcher I've met after deal with that data would be 'I don't want to ever see an effing coin-flip ever again...'
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад
He was just kidding. Everyone knows nobody would converse like that, it was just an opportunity to demonstrate another one of the countless gears of Colbert.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky Месяц назад
Shout out to Ted Levine, one of the bravest actors ever!
@natepicker436
@natepicker436 Месяц назад
Pumpkin pie the size of a tractor wheel...exactly!
@mcv2178
@mcv2178 Месяц назад
'Contaminated skunk bindle' - yes!
@kimsjohnson
@kimsjohnson Месяц назад
Good, unbiased synopsis
@christineheminger7762
@christineheminger7762 Месяц назад
Panera: if you thought that nobody could ruin a ham and cheese sandwich
@That-Guy_
@That-Guy_ Месяц назад
They are also switching to par baked frozen bread. A few markets have switched and more to follow.
@bluecanine3374
@bluecanine3374 Месяц назад
​@That-Guy_ yeah i heard a tiny bit about that. So basically they bake the bread most of the way to kill the yeast and set the starches to get the inside all like bread, but stop short of forming a crust then freeze it. So risen but not fully ready. I guess this keeps it from going stale waaaaay longer and heats back up and finishes baking in just a few minutes. So guess it is better than just freezing the dough then having to wait a long time to defeost then bake, or frozen fulky baked which gets a weird texture
@That-Guy_
@That-Guy_ Месяц назад
@@bluecanine3374 Yep and with the switch they don't need skilled bakers or the delivery network for fresh dough anymore.
@jamesdale6967
@jamesdale6967 Месяц назад
🤣milk got !
@oppositeofh8
@oppositeofh8 Месяц назад
"milk got?" FTW 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
@courtneybermack
@courtneybermack Месяц назад
okay but can I get a deep fried cookie roll somewhere that's not a Mets stadium?
@RMhyrax1979
@RMhyrax1979 Месяц назад
"Contaminated skunk bindle," lol 🤣☠
@ME-zl8ts
@ME-zl8ts Месяц назад
I so relate to the gym guy continuing his workout. "Designated cardio time" must commence
@Tmanaz480
@Tmanaz480 Месяц назад
Oh I'm stealing "heard of."
@Gorillafishing
@Gorillafishing Месяц назад
Skunk bindle…… 😂
@nycstreetpoet
@nycstreetpoet Месяц назад
It’s amazing you can get a grant to flip a coin
@christopherszafranski990
@christopherszafranski990 Месяц назад
Yoda would say, "Milk you have?" not "Milk got?" lol
@archive881
@archive881 Месяц назад
I can see that image with the words "Milk you have got?" On a poster hanging in a school cafeteria. 😂
@mpulleyscott
@mpulleyscott Месяц назад
Skunk bindle? Wow
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад
5:38 Seriously? Like we don't have _enough_ unhealthy food in this country?
@Lia-zw1ls7tz7o
@Lia-zw1ls7tz7o Месяц назад
5:13 „I‘m running on a Getaway Tread“ 🎵 😂 The new single by Taylor Swift 😉
@user-yy4jo9pk2b
@user-yy4jo9pk2b 3 дня назад
I bought a Panera soup from our grocery store a couple months ago because their cheese broccoli is USUALLY CREAMY & DELICIOUS, but this was sooo thin and watery and I found 1 tiny sprig of broccoli 🥦 and the cheese must have been whisked briefly through because the broth was more the color of dishwater. 😝😏
@blueprairiedog
@blueprairiedog 15 дней назад
Skunk bindle is my dog's name!
@brianhawthorne7603
@brianhawthorne7603 Месяц назад
I wish these clips didn’t cut off in the middle of the band playing.
@johnmcclure40
@johnmcclure40 Месяц назад
So, they reinvented the coffee machine-- but made it slower. Bravo.
@defied2none867
@defied2none867 Месяц назад
I live for meanwhile
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Месяц назад
Well then that's the only thing the movie Idiocracy got wrong. Costco greeter guy would probably be a lot skinnier.
@arpeggi2999
@arpeggi2999 Месяц назад
I enjoyed the snark, thanks.
@erikagray9883
@erikagray9883 Месяц назад
Stephen sounds stuffed up. Hope he feels better soon!
@tremkl
@tremkl Месяц назад
Has Stephen met a gym bunny? They won’t miss leg day for ANYTHING. 😂
@papasmamas1
@papasmamas1 Месяц назад
Milk got 😂😂😂😂
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