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@ldstof
@ldstof 11 лет назад
Now normally i'd not watch a 12 minute video on measuring devices...but not every video has Tim in it.
@daisukekichigoru4900
@daisukekichigoru4900 10 лет назад
If only
@NoahTCurtis
@NoahTCurtis 10 лет назад
"It's meant for children to make letters of the alphabet. Let's make an A." 10:00 "I think it'll just be an R instead"
@flouresants
@flouresants 10 лет назад
I have a ruler called the ruler ruler. A ruler that lists all the English kings.
@brontar7258
@brontar7258 5 лет назад
flouresants then the ruler of the ruler ruler, the ruler ruler..ruler
@Desmaad
@Desmaad 5 лет назад
What about the queens?
@casey6556
@casey6556 4 года назад
I have the same one! One of my favourite souvenirs from my (unfortunately only) trip to the UK.
@DeltaOps3
@DeltaOps3 4 года назад
y is this so funny lol
@elisalabarge3516
@elisalabarge3516 4 года назад
@@Desmaad there is another one for that one.
@pnukup91
@pnukup91 11 лет назад
> Tries making an A > End up with an R > " Let's try to make an R instead "
@theshuman100
@theshuman100 6 лет назад
Make you eat your own words
@poopfart65
@poopfart65 5 лет назад
😂
@CyrilZaharchenko
@CyrilZaharchenko 5 лет назад
and you ask kids to do that :D
@callumpemberton3371
@callumpemberton3371 5 лет назад
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍 Well done 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@fhllort8817
@fhllort8817 5 лет назад
HhHhhhhCallum Pemberton hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@mattmoves5920
@mattmoves5920 8 лет назад
Here Tim makes me think about professor Farnswhorth: "And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."
@superwowman100
@superwowman100 9 лет назад
Never have I imagined myself spending 12 minutes and 36 seconds of my time watching a man play with rulers at midnight.
@Mizai
@Mizai 2 года назад
same
@nelron095
@nelron095 8 лет назад
I felt so bad when he said sorry about not getting the lucky ruler, he actually seemed upset with himself..
@Jimpozcan
@Jimpozcan 8 лет назад
+Urbinlegends I'm sure he was.
@brianmerritt5410
@brianmerritt5410 Год назад
We all have times where we go darn, I wish I had gotten it.
@nelron095
@nelron095 Год назад
@@brianmerritt5410 glad this guy is still kicking, thanks for bringing this back to my notifications
@hussainomar5068
@hussainomar5068 8 лет назад
"I'm sorry i didn't get it" wow, you do not need to apologise Tim. What a nice man.
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard Год назад
...that's not an apology. Sorry comes from the word "sore", so he just feels bad he didn't buy it
@halfdark000
@halfdark000 11 лет назад
0:56 "Oh god, what am I doing?"
@MidnightTheLeopard
@MidnightTheLeopard 9 лет назад
?
@walrusmaximus
@walrusmaximus 9 лет назад
Daniel Dashie He means the deep sigh he gave off
@geskeltah
@geskeltah 9 лет назад
halfdark000 hahahahaha well done
@johnstatser7088
@johnstatser7088 8 лет назад
+halfdark000 I thot it was, 'Must I explain Everything to you?'
@RossCourtright
@RossCourtright 11 лет назад
This video rules
@dysonmuller5376
@dysonmuller5376 7 лет назад
heh
@LordOfAllVikings
@LordOfAllVikings 6 лет назад
... ~eeeeeeey!!!
@bigboss4178
@bigboss4178 6 лет назад
underrated
@kingcrecent3660
@kingcrecent3660 3 года назад
Underated comment
@jpthreebf3
@jpthreebf3 8 лет назад
"ruler from the nile"
@F0nkyNinja
@F0nkyNinja 8 лет назад
Nile Ruler.
@theepicpeguin
@theepicpeguin 8 лет назад
rile nuler
@collinsauer9926
@collinsauer9926 8 лет назад
dkvvlf
@harisbbbbaaa
@harisbbbbaaa 7 лет назад
Joe Pastore my question is.. what did this guy worked for a living?
@jpthreebf3
@jpthreebf3 7 лет назад
baznian i believe he was an engineer or architect. Something like that
@CookingWithCows
@CookingWithCows 11 лет назад
the embossing of gum could be used for secret messages, and once read, just let it disappear in your mouth :)
@pspspsps1921
@pspspsps1921 7 лет назад
5:00 he starts playing the seinfeld theme song.
@Kabitu1
@Kabitu1 11 лет назад
When he first passed that picture of the curved ruler past the bottom left corner, I could have sworn it was a straw hat.
@stefanbernsdorf8261
@stefanbernsdorf8261 8 лет назад
i think these can be classiefied as ASMR videos...
@Dommy_Doo
@Dommy_Doo 7 лет назад
stefan bernsdorf that is honestly the only reason I watch these. these are the only videos that give me ASMR lmao
@tarneyholcombe4138
@tarneyholcombe4138 8 лет назад
Very sensible indeed.
@jmholiday
@jmholiday 11 лет назад
Tim should be boring, but his way of talking is almost mesmerizing.
@CankyARTS
@CankyARTS 8 лет назад
if you have a much bigger ruler it will make a much deeper sound and if you have a much smaller ruler" *inhales a lot of air * I'm so tired of this shit. "it will make a lot higher sound"
@bigchooch4434
@bigchooch4434 7 лет назад
"All the way up to about 1990." Which for the 60's, was astonishing.
@MrROTD
@MrROTD 9 лет назад
I can't stop watching, I think I've almost watched all your videos Tm, well done sir
@AzureLazuline
@AzureLazuline 10 лет назад
Tim, you are one of my ultimate role models in life - you're a rather old fellow who has been through a lot, but then you never lost your sense of wonder, and you're still amazed by all the little things in life... like a ruler attached to a string! The world needs more people like you, and like the people who watch these videos. Special shout-out to the camera person, the unseen hero in every single video!
@hthompson2626
@hthompson2626 5 лет назад
I’ve finally found the good side of RU-vid.
@Funny-ql8wd
@Funny-ql8wd 6 лет назад
Oh man I've gone and watched a sweet old British man play with various objects for 10 or more minutes at a time And Oh dear do I so enjoy it
@quincyhendricks4969
@quincyhendricks4969 11 лет назад
I love this guy he always makes me smile
@Shadowpikmingaming
@Shadowpikmingaming 10 лет назад
what is wrong with me, why do I love your videos
@indeed7289
@indeed7289 10 лет назад
i was thinking to my self "why cant i stop watching these"
@ruskugay
@ruskugay 10 лет назад
indeed *whispers* we all want to be him
@kylered1268
@kylered1268 10 лет назад
I've just spent almost 3 hours watching these... They are awesome! I am 26 years old...*shrugs*
@mariotesla
@mariotesla 7 лет назад
Gamera God i reckon it's his voice it's kind of soothing I have no other explanation on why I'm binging on this. I have no interest in toys nor hoarding. Good day kind sir.
@NRG56
@NRG56 6 лет назад
old post i know, but it's because the world is miserable and theres no negativity in tims videos
@CZEXOR
@CZEXOR 10 лет назад
Tim is the RULER of toy presenting on RU-vid. I mean, look at the MEASURE of this videos length!
@taptapteddy7595
@taptapteddy7595 8 лет назад
"you can eat your own words"
@dysonmuller5376
@dysonmuller5376 7 лет назад
heh
@smeuye112
@smeuye112 10 лет назад
I just found your channel and I'm going to watch all 479 videos you have. God I love this stuff!
@smeuye112
@smeuye112 10 лет назад
Update: I did see them all and I loved every one of them.
@smeuye112
@smeuye112 8 лет назад
+smeuye112 Update Update: please help, I can't stop. It's just so damn interesting
@AleAsLison
@AleAsLison 5 лет назад
@@smeuye112 Legends say he is still watching water pour from the vase.
@worldwidewebster6224
@worldwidewebster6224 5 лет назад
I too have watched all of his videos, and plan on keeping up to date for the forseable future.
@Joso997
@Joso997 4 года назад
@@smeuye112 I am on a 500s run. It is hard to keep to it since new content gets released each week :|
@alexwhiteley6080
@alexwhiteley6080 10 лет назад
Where ever Tim stores all of his stuff must give Disney a run for their money in "the magical place in the world" category.
@catyork9891
@catyork9891 4 года назад
For those wondering, the curved tailor's ruler is actually called a french curve. They come in many forms, and are used to draw perfect curves, both for artists and tailor patterns.
@SubsonicNoise
@SubsonicNoise 11 лет назад
It's okay, Tim. I accept your apology for not getting the lucky ruler.
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard Год назад
He didn't apologise, he just said he feels sorry (sore - regretful)
@yattsu8660
@yattsu8660 8 лет назад
"Let me be your ruler. RULEEER"
@PJSproductions97
@PJSproductions97 8 лет назад
Guess with this show being from Britain and all, Tim isn't as exposed to the Wrigley company, which has Bubble Tape in almost every supermarket shelf in America.
@oscartaylor8530
@oscartaylor8530 8 лет назад
we have bubble tape in the uk, just not as common and isnt usually sold in supermarkets.
@321Hamzah
@321Hamzah 11 лет назад
In light of the recent 50th anniversary of Dr Who, I vote Tim to be the next Doctor! All the mad, bizarre but useful things he could bring on to the show as props etc. I can imagine him pulling out something ingenious from his blazer and using it to defeat the Daleks! Just like 10 had the 3d specs and 11 had the Rubiks cube etc.
@williamblack9420
@williamblack9420 8 лет назад
Anyone who hates on this guy should drink me
@Alfalfa88888
@Alfalfa88888 8 лет назад
you may never change your name again or this comment will make sense no more!
@saltyslappage8752
@saltyslappage8752 7 лет назад
Clorox Bleach original
@zaephou2843
@zaephou2843 7 лет назад
Or would it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@אושרגבריאל-ד9ו
@אושרגבריאל-ד9ו 7 лет назад
Clorox Bleach nobody hates him
@ekmekmckek4522
@ekmekmckek4522 7 лет назад
I sure love to drink a big ol' cup of William Black
@MrVankog
@MrVankog 10 лет назад
Let me be your ruler! *sing *g
@1234macro
@1234macro 10 лет назад
Ruuuuuler!
@TenshiCat
@TenshiCat 8 лет назад
+Lord Geezmo You can call me queen bee
@Veellinn
@Veellinn 8 лет назад
inches? One inch is about 0,35 banana, right?
@Jimpozcan
@Jimpozcan 8 лет назад
+Tomáš Bastl 0.348 bananas, 5.68 ml of honey, 678 mg of cinnamon and 913 moles of sodium chloride.
@RussellTeapot
@RussellTeapot 8 лет назад
+jimpozcaner finally I can wrap my head around the Imperial System, thank you very much for the clarification Sir
@Jimpozcan
@Jimpozcan 8 лет назад
Russell Teapot You're welcome.
@draco2023b
@draco2023b 8 лет назад
Tomáš Bastl i hate you, you dont have to use this retarded system ;-;
@ScuxItUp
@ScuxItUp 10 лет назад
0:50 .. the *whatamidoingwithmylife* sigh
@Dallas-Nyberg
@Dallas-Nyberg 10 лет назад
You have a lot of very interesting things... thanks for sharing
@EeekiE
@EeekiE 10 лет назад
Ultimate grandpa.
@viveksoley
@viveksoley 10 лет назад
Diameter tape... what a unique idea. So simple so wonderful ..!
@ArtanisOwns
@ArtanisOwns 7 лет назад
i need the clothes fashion one
@shandya
@shandya 11 лет назад
Watched the whole thing. I'd never expected a 12 minute video about rulers would be this fascinating.
@creamneuron
@creamneuron 11 лет назад
Where do you store all this incredible stuff you collect? Would love to see that. =)
@lopis
@lopis 11 лет назад
He's always a child. Everything's bizarre as if he was 5 years old!
@graboy12345
@graboy12345 8 лет назад
At 1:15, a plumber would use a pair of calipers and multiply by 2pi if he wants the diameter. These would probably be used by a dressmaker.
@graboy12345
@graboy12345 8 лет назад
+Graboy by pi, I mean.
@Aegaris42
@Aegaris42 6 лет назад
Nope, calipers already give you diameter. Pi * D gives you the circumference. His device works the opposite way, automatically converting circumference to diameter (C/pi=D)
@DynamixWarePro
@DynamixWarePro 11 лет назад
I wouldn't normally watch a 12:37 video on measuring tapes and rulers, but its Tim, I love seeing his collections! I used to have some clicking wrist straps like the one in 5:42 and had quite a few of those rulers at 09:14 (but I kept breaking them) and the one of those at 9:42
@MrTtpttp
@MrTtpttp 5 лет назад
I love how interesting his videos are and i love the way he talks so calm and relaxed , these videos help me clear my head and calm down my anxiety , he kinda reminds me of Bob Ross the share a way of taking that makes you feel safe and calm, i wish modern RU-vidrs take notice , instead of the loud music and the Extreme bragging.
@momodee1
@momodee1 8 лет назад
"When I put it around my fat waist..." I died here.
@momodee1
@momodee1 8 лет назад
RIP
@Chris-qg9rz
@Chris-qg9rz 5 лет назад
you should start making survival kits you would be amazing at it lol
@daisy3690
@daisy3690 10 лет назад
Very enlightening! Thank you for sharing. bye now
@livelife5763
@livelife5763 8 лет назад
ITS 2:44, LET ME GO TO BED
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 8 лет назад
+DowhopZigZagJelloPopRudyZiggetyZaggity Puddin ... and they say he's still away to this very day...
@gonzostwin1
@gonzostwin1 8 лет назад
you will be back. he is like an adviser to my ease of sleep and makes me happy happy
@DingleDut
@DingleDut 6 лет назад
It's 6:08am I'm addicted.
@ZipperOfficial
@ZipperOfficial 10 лет назад
That diameter tape is a interesting tape that is potentially useful. I mean in a normal cylinder/circle you can just measure that. But for circular shapes that does not have a circular face, and too large for a normal caliber to reach. You could actually get some use out of that ruler. OF course you could just measure it yourself and divide by pi. But if you do a lot of measure that require diameter that does not have a flat point for access, it could be useful. It's neat because unlike the other rules shown, this one actually does have a practical use. Time saving measurement. Although I don't see it being that accurate.
@AntifoulAwl
@AntifoulAwl 8 лет назад
He can't form his "A"s, a common speech impediment.
@MobSlayer
@MobSlayer 8 лет назад
heh
@QBear1776
@QBear1776 10 лет назад
I need a drink where the hells my ruler
@P_Fighter893
@P_Fighter893 10 лет назад
Outsmarted by a children's' letter toy, Tim? I feel for you. Keep up the good work; I enjoy watching these.
@jommydavi2197
@jommydavi2197 6 лет назад
Tim's voice makes me sleepy but when i close my eyes i am compelled to open them to see what he is playing with.
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 7 лет назад
Tim is the Bruce Lee of toy collections.
@poorix3
@poorix3 8 лет назад
I've been watching their videos for a while, and finally I saw something from Iran XD
@megharoni
@megharoni 11 лет назад
I remember having tons of those mirage rulers. (4:19)
@liggettusa
@liggettusa 10 лет назад
holding back my joke on this one... )
@Charlie201989
@Charlie201989 10 лет назад
I love this channel, this man has an amazing collection of stuff!
@Sim0n98
@Sim0n98 11 лет назад
6:52 please make a 3-d version of this video!
@grimoirworkshop6623
@grimoirworkshop6623 8 лет назад
another strange ruler is used in sand casting metals for model creating: it's actually longer since metal will shrink and a model should be slightly bigger than a desired part. Described in D. Gingery Lathe book. yet another interesting one is similar to the Japan one, but the offset scale is placed horizontally and spiral line on cilinder is used for showing the distance. It's a Soviet one img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6614/49737776.2e/0_8f343_ed5dfb84_XXL.jpg
@SuperAsdke
@SuperAsdke 5 лет назад
"This one is an edible."
@HyperonPrime
@HyperonPrime 10 лет назад
Fucking around trying to make the letter A then residing yourself with an R. Superb.
@mosamaster
@mosamaster 11 лет назад
You "Rule" :)
@spoderman15
@spoderman15 9 лет назад
As a student of engineering, I am always looking for cool measuring instruments. Thank you
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard Год назад
For everyone's info: a ruler is for making straight lines, a measure is for distance
@paoloandregonzalescespedes
@paoloandregonzalescespedes 7 лет назад
Major events in history, like the invention of Kamasutra 3:09... Tim is a wise man.
@HSamee
@HSamee 5 лет назад
Kamasutra and first chess in India. 🤣😂 Carpenters tape 460.
@Faisal_so
@Faisal_so 11 лет назад
عربي O_O
@omarbjn89
@omarbjn89 6 лет назад
Faisal نعم عربي
@2ndbrid
@2ndbrid 7 лет назад
Two trailer park girls go 1:24, 1:24, 1:24.
@xorasuo5667
@xorasuo5667 4 года назад
no cap the ruler with a history of 2000 would be filled by 2020
@everythingapplelike
@everythingapplelike 11 лет назад
On I love Tim, he's brilliant!
@robinkarlssondahlgren9890
@robinkarlssondahlgren9890 4 года назад
”Now this is a bisare thing, it’s an edible...”
@YevYatin
@YevYatin 10 лет назад
I'll make an " R " instead lol
@agigator7969
@agigator7969 6 лет назад
8:16 this is an eddible... *police knock on door
@Relic111
@Relic111 3 года назад
So what do you collect? Tim: Yes
@sdfsdf2205
@sdfsdf2205 7 лет назад
I remember those slap wrist things as a kid, they stop selling them, or the original versions because kids would slap em so hard, the steel thing would come out of the plastic and slice kids wrists.. who knows if that was actually the case or parents were scared. But I missed those.
@ΑΡΗΣΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ
@ΑΡΗΣΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ 7 лет назад
BananaDoe they still sell them in my country
@WaynesHowTo
@WaynesHowTo 11 лет назад
Hi Tim I just did a video the other day on how to fix your measuring tape when it gets stuck, looks like it might come in handy! :)
@destruxandexploze2552
@destruxandexploze2552 3 года назад
I have the orange one that’s automatic!
@MinhazsVideos
@MinhazsVideos 5 лет назад
This guy collects everything
@alexcampbell7356
@alexcampbell7356 7 лет назад
Tim is a boss at peeling stickers.
@cardinalhamneggs5253
@cardinalhamneggs5253 2 года назад
I’ve used a diameter tape before while volunteering for the local tree survey. One side has regular inches, while one inch on the other side is equal to π inches on the regular side. Also, the musical ruler is awesome!
@ChrisFeakes
@ChrisFeakes 7 лет назад
A heck of a long way from the nile
@wumpis
@wumpis 7 лет назад
Remember kids, always remember to wash your hands and face with Money Soap and Water from the Nile
@30AndHatingIt
@30AndHatingIt 6 лет назад
Confession: This guy, Steve1989MREInfo, and Alex Jones (when he's not yelling) are better than ZzzQuil for me... they knock my ass right the F out.
@joshbowen6668
@joshbowen6668 7 лет назад
You're not fat, Tim
@sahariel187
@sahariel187 7 лет назад
Why is there no slide ruler? No ruler collection is complete without one.
@cool7654321
@cool7654321 6 лет назад
I like the electric one
@hardpointidentified
@hardpointidentified 3 года назад
Measure for pleasure
@aubryanacovers1897
@aubryanacovers1897 7 лет назад
2:15 the style in 2017 are pants that are all the way down to your knees.
@AsiAzzy
@AsiAzzy 8 лет назад
No slide rulers?
@marsseeker6208
@marsseeker6208 8 лет назад
your toys rule .
@Sparky5869
@Sparky5869 9 лет назад
Is there any way to get the 1 yard wrist slapper ruler?
@bubbleman2002
@bubbleman2002 10 лет назад
What's all this silly talk about inches?
@christiangrey3645
@christiangrey3645 7 лет назад
Boris Gotta love the older generations.
@hokumdog
@hokumdog 9 лет назад
wait, Brits use inches and feet too?
@christiangrey3645
@christiangrey3645 7 лет назад
Linyboo The older generations do.
@guitarmt3095
@guitarmt3095 11 лет назад
Holy crap 12 minutes?
@yousorooo
@yousorooo 11 лет назад
12 minutes of awesomeness.
@omarbjn89
@omarbjn89 6 лет назад
4:11 أحرف عربية مع الكلمات. جميل جدا
@dudelove5551
@dudelove5551 4 года назад
him: "A history of the last 2k years" me: "2k years on that small ruler?" him: "expand dong" me: O.o
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