I now picture him with endless bags of toys under the table, each with their own theme, and after each group of toys he pulls out another bag and talks about the toys inside, regardless of whether there is a camera man there or not. And before he pulls out the new bag he puts the toys back in the bag, says "see you later old friends!", and tosses it in the air where it vanishes in a small puff of smoke and the toys return to his home collection. He will not return to his home collection for thousands of years, however, as there are trillions of bags, only when Tim looks underneath the table and sees that it is empty will he say "Oh dear, it appears they're all gone." he will then stand up from his chair, walk out of the room, and take a cab home.
@@humidharold7923 Fanciful though it is, if the Wikipedia article is to be believed, you're pretty close to the truth. He has hundreds, maybe thousands, of suitcases and trunks full of toys all labeled by year and contents, and he started making these videos because he considered the toys "dead" if he didn't take the chance to show them to others and make them smile.
2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm." I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.
Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke
Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.
Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.
In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.
I was scrolling through the comments pretty fast and I stopped to read a comment above yours and saw your thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thought I had an actual real fly on my screen until I realized it was your thumbnail. Nice man.
I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !
if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol
I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out
If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of. Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.
if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade
I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!
The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!
Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.
Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.
Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.
That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.
Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe
You don't need a specialized hat to keep your head down, all you need is a fish hook on a string with a loop on one end - the loop goes around your ear and the hook goes ... well ... you probably can figure out the placement of the hook. You WILL keep your head perfectly still, guaranteed!
Cayman Pirate golf balls...Description, The Pirate is the world's longest golf ball! It's designed for players who need more distance to play courses the way they were designed to be played! The Pirate is 20-25 yards longer off the tee! It is the longest illegal ball. The geodesic design of 410 triangulated dimples gives the Pirate less drag and more distance.
why are you asking here? Go watch a tutorial, just search "how to install mods in minecraft" or something. you'll get better responses then here... also, never uninstall system.32, it will destroy your computer. I still don't get why you even CAN do that..
i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more
Advertised as "The World's Longest Golf Ball". 20-25 yards longer off the tee. The Pirate Golf Ball is both too heavy and too small to meet USGA golf ball standards.
Pirate Long Golf Balls Advertised as "The World's Longest Golf Ball". 20-25 yards longer off the tee. The Pirate Golf Ball is both too heavy and too small to meet USGA golf ball standards. ($19.95/dozen)
