medieval diss track FULL SONG 

He doesn’t roast, he impolitely mentions his acquaintance’s flaws

This guy is destroying everyone before they even existed

"Your wife smells of bad money," there is no way you could possibly live with this insult.

Heres some ones I made: My village is, lively and clean Your village is, dirty and mean My wagon is,sturdy and reliable Your wagon is, not even drivable My jester is, quite hilarious Your jester is, quite nefarious My horses are, Swift and fast Your horses, Always come last My dam, Keeps the water out Your dam, inspires doubt My tunic is, a new style Your tunic is, Disgusting and vile My priest speaks, The word of the lord Your priest is, Dumb as a board My sword, slices my enemies with ease Your sword will, break by a light breeze My castle is, made of brick and stone Your castle is, not even your own My dungeon is, cold and dark Your dungeon, misses the mark My army wields, powerful blades Your army wields, shovels and spades My pottage is, quite delicious Your pottage is, quite suspicious

“Your wife smells of bad money” *DESTROYED*

L + No Maidens + No Mills + Non-Arable Fields

My trebuchet, aims with ease. Your trebuchet, hits the trees. My knights wear, plate and mail. Your knights wear, the shell of a snail. My local inn, sells fine mead. Your local inn, sells pig feed.

"my house is, sturdy and strong" "your house is, earthy and wrong"

This beat hits harder than a trebuchet!

As a Brit I don’t see how this is medieval I hear this everyday when people argue

We making it out the black death with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊💯💯💯

MY WAGON IS, FAST AND RELIABLE YOUR WAGON IS, NOT QUITE DRIVABLE

He doesn’t diss you, he diminishes your character in lyrical manner and rhythm.

This explains why Eminem’s been so quiet his whole life.

Bro was sent to the gallows with this one 💀💀💀🥶🥶🔥🔥

As a person from England i can confirm i have heard this during an argument between 2 men at the pub

This isn't just bars, it's ingots This isn't just fire this is Greek Fire

"My slaves are, obedient and healthy" "Your slaves are, rebellious and stealthy"

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥

Hits harder than the fall of Byzantium 🔥🔥🔥

"My wife smells of pure honey. Your wife smells of bad money." Boy sent him to the guillotine with that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"My Wife smells Of pure Honey Your Wife smells Of bad Money" That is one of the most clever ways of saying "Your girl is a thot" that I have ever heard.

The deliquents have been real quiet ever since this melody dropped 🔥

This is just the best Thank you, you are a great creator

“My Hand only pick what grows Your hand picks only your nose” Goes hard

FIRE! I remember listening to the original snippet back in 1522

WE BE GETTIN SHILLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

2 years and now still its a... BANGER

“My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies” My brother in Christ we are in the same kingdom

Things to note: His mill grinds pepper and spice His hand picks only what grows His grain tastes delightful His mother cooks with much care His wife smells of pure honey His fields are happy to see His hat fits like a fiddle His king is smart and wise His sheep will keep us alive

WE CATCHIN’ THE WITCHES WITH DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️⁉️⁉️

Still better than 95% of Sound Cloud rappers.

The little trombone sounding “boom” between the words really makes this catchy

Damn imagine getting roasted this bad in medieval times

Bro imagine that youre just chilling in 1349 and someone suddenly drops this 💀

What a fire track, wonder how Mozart will respond to this one.

The song sounds aggressive and yet passive at the same time.

DAMMN WE GETTIN OUT THE KINGDOM WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

we getting into nobility with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

I can't wait to start listening to this unironically.

As a wise commenter on the original video once said, "Let's go, George! Show those pesky dirt-eaters who's boss!"

"alright, were here, just sitting in the car."

WE MAKING OUT THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🗣🔥

This beat drops harder than any guillotine I’ve seen!

"Hey Charles, may I play a song on the Grammophone?" "Yes, but it would be folly to play poor tunes" "Worry not"

Verily, this sonnet is aflame! Truly, the rhythms art of goodly measure, and the rhymes, impeccable in their accord!

As a British person, i can confirm that this is what rap sounds like here

My maiden is, as pure as royalty Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty My pottage looks, quite delicious Your pottage looks, a bit suspicious My heir is, as smart as a scholar Your heir is, a no good brawler My tunic is, made from fine textile Your tunic is, lacking in style My mare is, mighty and strong Your mare sleeps, all day long My fiefdom is, grand and abundant Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant My jester makes, me giggle with glee Your jester makes, me wince at thee My helmet can, shield me from many blows Your helmet can, protect less than lederhose My village is, quaint and prosperous Your village is, simply preposterous My priest speaks, only the word of the lord Your priest speaks, only what makes me feel bored My tavern is, stocked with the finest of wine Your tavern serves, ale that I’d have to decline My sword can, defeat my foes with ease Your sword can, slice only through cheese My knights are, adept in bravery Your knights are, fairly unsavory My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a storm My bard is, gifted with musical skill Your bard is, simply run of the mill My market is, filled with merchants and trade Your market is, filled with goods of low grade

"My wife smells of pure honey, your wife smells of bad money" He did NOT just say that xD

I love how he used the parappa level 2 song

0:01 I hear the Parappa driving instructor teaching me already

"Your wife smells Of bad Money" Holy shit, that is EVIL

This song helped me get through the plague. Legendary.

someone didn’t have a plentiful harvest💀

whenever this appears in my recommendeds i have to click it it's insane

This hits harder then an angry land lord to disobedient serfs.

Dis shit fire, me and the boys in Acre will be bumping this when we battle the saracens

Yooooo he truly sent him to the dungeon with that one 🔥🔥🔥

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE ASYLUM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

"My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies" is actually kind of accurate though. People used to identify themselves based on whose subject they were

WE MAKING IT TO THE RENAISSANCE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

Still hits in 2023. Back 1522 it was all the rage then.

making it out the dungeon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥

Thy piece of melody hence presented upon thee is certainly delightful

"my king is Smart and wise Your king is Full of lies" "B-But we have the same king" ". . . You quiet your air hole."

This is truly top music. Nobody makes better music than this. It's over.

I so very badly want to show this to a medieval farmer and tell him to sing it to the person they hate the most

that gent is spitting BARS thy lyrics is absolute FIRETH

This hits harder than the bubonic plague 🔥🔥🔥

WE GETTING OUTTA THE FARM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i needed this Thank you. this changed my life forever. ❤

500 years later this still slaps!

What's the best for me is this isn't even a stretch. THIS is quite literally the medival equivalent of a disstrack and I'm happy.

I remember it like it was yesterday, Professor Lamar showed us this song at Roastology University.

i was born in 1300 and this song came out in 534 and this still slaps

"My sheep will, keep us alive Your sheep will, fail to arrive" Honestly, this line ruined the other guys career SO HARD that the sheep still hasn't arrived to this day. 6/6/2023 holy heck!!!! you guys really enjoyed this one

To quote the great William Shakespeare: "Villain, I have DONE THY MOTHER" No. You read that right, and it means exactly what you think it does in context. it was stated by Aaron during a Maurie show situation. And yes, Aaron is honestly the best character in Titus Andronicus.

I need this on Spotify now.

Dang, it is so addictive I simply cannot stop listening to it! :D

We makin it outta the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥

These roasting skills are sharper than a damn guillotine

why is this actually so good i cant stop listening

Sir Marshall of Mathers hath been quite hushed of late since this released!!! 🔥🔥🔥

My cavalry is swift and precise Your cavalry is crawling with lice My navy skips the tide full of spree Your navy lies at the bottom of the sea My footmen trump like the ace of spades Your footmen fall by grass blades

Even the apothecary can't cure the burns unleashed by this fire track. More devestating than the bubonic plague.

thats crazy the 'your mom' joke dates back to medieval times

This still goes hard 500 years later 🔥🔥🔥

Medieval Lyrics: My mill grinds peppers and spice Your mill grinds, rats and mice My hand picks only what grows Your hand picks only your nose My grain tastes delightful Your grain tastes very frightful My mother cooks with much care Your mother cooks with her hair My wife smells of pure honey Your wife smells of bad money My fields are happy to see Your fields are sad to decree My hat fits like a fiddle Your hat fits like it’s little My king is smart and wise Your king is full of lies My sheep will keep us alive Your sheep will fail to arrive

This dude doesn't roast, he burns at the stake.

the melody in the background is actually so good.

I had this stuck in my head for a while lol

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fun fact: Dante, the divine comedy guy, composed a lot of poetry made to diss his friends. It was in fact a common use then to challenge each other in duel of dissing poetries which were basically medieval counterparts to modern rap battles. A famous example is, still by Dante, the Tenzone with Forese Donati in which the latter was accused of ignoring his wife who because of this was always sick in bed, if I'm not wrong.

"My mother cooks, with much care. Your mother cooks, with her hair." Fella got the guy into an iron chair with this line 🗣🔥‼

Thoust art certainly creating the object into the palace using this piece of musical art

"Your wife smells of bad money" is actually such a good roast god damn

"Your wife smells of bad money" Yooooo did he just call that dude's wife a strumpet?

the Parappa the Rapper music is killing me 😂

This rhythm, in combination with the lyrics, impacted me in a manner similar to a metaphorical strike from the palm against the face. Simply marvelous (The beat slaps, fucking anazing)