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@SlagLPs
@SlagLPs 6 лет назад
I love how this guy is just the most obvious assassin ever. He sneaks around full covored in suspicious clothes in broaddaylight, just while having his knife in his hand the whole time.
@RocketHarry865
@RocketHarry865 6 лет назад
more obvious than altair
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 6 лет назад
Adam Baker Don't worry, he should be completely invisible if he holds his hands together and keep his head down. No one would question that.
@zatoonhd1683
@zatoonhd1683 6 лет назад
Or if he sits on a bench
@florians9949
@florians9949 4 года назад
Skyrim players when they are level 100 at sneak.
@Webexplr
@Webexplr 4 года назад
@@florians9949 and archery
@Elydir
@Elydir 4 года назад
Imagine how weird it must be to wake up in the morning and find a dead assassin lying next to your bed
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад
Then you claim credit for the kill
@kurzykziomal2378
@kurzykziomal2378 3 года назад
Juliusz Słowacki - "Kordian"
@ericward8459
@ericward8459 2 года назад
"Oh!... Welp, better him than me."
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 2 года назад
"wow, my bodyguard Is really good!...was that a snake?"
@ukaszbiaek6641
@ukaszbiaek6641 2 года назад
@@kurzykziomal2378 ah man of culture
@turmuthoer
@turmuthoer 5 лет назад
I always hated that one peasant woman who kept giving my assassins away...
@tujek3909
@tujek3909 4 года назад
They are both dead anyway.
@boejidenthepotato8930
@boejidenthepotato8930 3 года назад
right?kill her first instead.snitch bitch
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 года назад
Don't forget that *cursed rat!* That should become an ancillary of the general at this point. We have a rat and a snitch. Can't have people follow the code in these Medieval days anymore.
@lucasquintanilla1673
@lucasquintanilla1673 2 года назад
Too bad you can’t send assassins after her
@mikedeck8381
@mikedeck8381 11 месяцев назад
Yep you should've been able to kill that peasant woman.
@charliehiggins7876
@charliehiggins7876 4 года назад
Guard 1: Hey. What day is it today? Guard 2: Well that hooded bastard is at it again. Guard 1: Must be Tuesday then.
@Rory-ruaidhri
@Rory-ruaidhri 9 месяцев назад
"That hooded bastard" 🤣
@lordofdarkdudes
@lordofdarkdudes 6 лет назад
Those two guards seam really over worked, they are the only ones in the entier world who chase down assassins
@mynamejeb8743
@mynamejeb8743 5 лет назад
they are Templars..
@reidf8506
@reidf8506 5 лет назад
Must be Holmes and Watson
@kingmuddy5898
@kingmuddy5898 4 года назад
Either they're the best guards or the worst guards
@harryguidotti3815
@harryguidotti3815 4 года назад
It's like the assassin and those guards are the mix of expendable and invincible. Like in a cartoon where a cop comedically chases the same robber each time
@Ahaaka1
@Ahaaka1 4 года назад
and chasing someone with that full plate armor? they are very dedicated
@DaSticksanStonesClub
@DaSticksanStonesClub 6 лет назад
You can almost hear the knights saying "stop right there criminal scum!"
@straussenberg286
@straussenberg286 6 лет назад
Yup, and you can almost hear ,,I use to be assasin like you, but I took an arrow to the knee...''
@k.lalhmingsanga4262
@k.lalhmingsanga4262 6 лет назад
DaSticksanStonesClub "You've violated my mother"
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 6 лет назад
Let's get to bashing butts!
@soapek7949
@soapek7949 6 лет назад
kapitan19969838 as well as deez nutz.
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 лет назад
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?
@lordakka8906
@lordakka8906 6 лет назад
7:04 >Tries killing the pope >only has two people sent after you
@danieldolenc5955
@danieldolenc5955 5 лет назад
Jajajajajajaja i can´t stop laughing
@naboost9485
@naboost9485 4 года назад
those are the only two spy chasers
@count487
@count487 4 года назад
He has the Papal tiara
@chinojosa4563
@chinojosa4563 4 года назад
Everyone had split up into twos.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 3 года назад
You want to keep some of the guys with the Pope, in case there's a backup assassin.
@NewGuy2534
@NewGuy2534 4 года назад
Noble wakes up and sees the dead assassin and snake. Noble: Huh. That’s new.
@FShani
@FShani 3 года назад
What do you mean new? It's probably the third time that's happened that turn.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 3 года назад
@@FShani "Oh bugger, it's this again. Well, better call the housekeeper..."
@newironage4438
@newironage4438 6 лет назад
Can’t help but notice that every time the assassin is chased away that two guards in plate armor,, one with a halberd and one with a sword, are the ones to do it, no one else is around apparently
@assassin5325
@assassin5325 6 лет назад
Yea, always that two B*STARDS Chases Me when I GET SPOTTED!
@parasitegame3062
@parasitegame3062 6 лет назад
Their name is Simon and Karl , The Royal Gaurdsmen
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 6 лет назад
It's like a tradition. Guard commander:Holy Mother!They tried to kill the Bishop!All the guards on the pursue!(sees the assassin)Ah it's him,alright you two,you know how it goes,go catch him.
@Killzoneguy117
@Killzoneguy117 6 лет назад
I like to think that they're the same two guards chasing the same assassin in every video. Like they're just guarding some dude, and they see the assassin, "Goddamn it, looks like Carl is at it again. Get back here you little shit!"
@jackwilliams1039
@jackwilliams1039 6 лет назад
Also Carl just revives every assassination attempt too
@uruburus5203
@uruburus5203 6 лет назад
2:41 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@user-gt7wu2jh1l
@user-gt7wu2jh1l 5 лет назад
Give this guy brains.
@huseyinkilinc5915
@huseyinkilinc5915 5 лет назад
the door hits his own dagger. he stab himself accidentally
@soganhalkasdelisiyim5797
@soganhalkasdelisiyim5797 4 года назад
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@Belidut76
@Belidut76 4 года назад
Nice! Did he stab his own balls accidentally? 😅
@izaktaylor4246
@izaktaylor4246 4 года назад
HE AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHeEeEED..
@historytank5673
@historytank5673 3 года назад
I love how in some of these, you can tell if the assasin is going to succead or fail or die but the way he holds his knife or wepon subtle forshadowings
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад
There’s also a droning if he’ll succeed at the knife throw.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 года назад
@@timesnewlogan2032 Little snippets in every single one of them yes. Same with the spy, the camera angle is different depending if he's going to die.
@thetzar2573
@thetzar2573 2 месяца назад
You can tell if he's going to die if the assassin's name is the one at the top of the video.
@gustavoargumanis1863
@gustavoargumanis1863 4 года назад
How to be a medieval assassin. Expectation: Assassin's Creed. Reality: this (specially the fails)
@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 2 года назад
I was thinking more like Spy vs Spy because of the mixed results.
@Tayvin4042
@Tayvin4042 4 года назад
2:41 top level assassin, has over a dozen kills under his belt, then dies like this.
@nickpapadopoulos9978
@nickpapadopoulos9978 2 года назад
Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@subarashiistudios5203
@subarashiistudios5203 2 года назад
Who holds knives pointing at themselves behind a door
@aleaiactaest6503
@aleaiactaest6503 Год назад
The guy with the halberd and the guy with the sword have more personality than any Ubisoft character
@JarvoD
@JarvoD Год назад
💯
@parasitegame3062
@parasitegame3062 6 лет назад
7:00 Pope : PHEW, thanks Jesus ,that was a close one
@melonlord4055
@melonlord4055 6 лет назад
Jesus: No prob fam
@rockandroll_
@rockandroll_ 20 дней назад
Jesus is on my side 😎
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 6 лет назад
3:45 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "Yes, my son?" "I killed a man at Confession." *STAB*
@boxtank5288
@boxtank5288 6 лет назад
TimesNewLogan That is so good!
@maksymalnybul6145
@maksymalnybul6145 6 лет назад
This is what we could see if Hollywood would make movie about this
@strategossable1366
@strategossable1366 6 лет назад
Stanislaus Augustus Poniatovsky Ever watched "in bruges"?
@maksymalnybul6145
@maksymalnybul6145 6 лет назад
Did I guess? xD
@user-bg2um8qc5b
@user-bg2um8qc5b 6 лет назад
Father - When ? Killer - Now . Actually It's looked like this "I killed a man at Confession." "Holy Shit."
@omniburrito
@omniburrito 4 года назад
Assassin: *stalks person, knife drawn and breathing loudly in broad daylight* Random Woman: *screams* Those two guards *Randomly appears around the nearest corner, and starts chasing*
@Ralle-kv8rm
@Ralle-kv8rm 6 лет назад
I destroyed once the Mongol Empire with the assassin. I killed everyone in the family and when I killed the last king, the entire kingdom collapsed.
@Walter-zn6pw
@Walter-zn6pw 5 лет назад
it's either besieged them in their city, or kill all of the royal family. Winning a battle is impossible, or costly at least
@shadowwarriorshockwave3281
@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 4 года назад
Yeah like your assasain would be successful that many times in a row I had a max out guy and on,y got another 13 stabbed stabs before he got caught
@Mailed-Knight
@Mailed-Knight 4 года назад
@@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 I had an assassin who succeeded every time when I first played. It wasn't until I hired a second assassin that I found out spies and assassins could fail.
@pardalmadgod9960
@pardalmadgod9960 4 года назад
Reminds me of a story an old friend told me "ow my assasin killed over 20 popes i have him parked where they spawn." Yea i can do that too if i keep reloading my save, assasins dont last long, had assasins fail when they had a very small chance of failing.
@nothet
@nothet 4 года назад
That’s not how that works
@tujek3909
@tujek3909 4 года назад
Theese two guards could be a perfect main characters for a movie or an entire series. Two guards have to stop the villan from assasinating important personas, and there are episodes in different cities, and they collaborate with middle eastern equiwalents of them.
@LilyKittyCatto
@LilyKittyCatto Год назад
it would be a great comedy
@LesangdesdieuX
@LesangdesdieuX Месяц назад
And they fail most of the times apparently xD
@SYMBI05IS
@SYMBI05IS 3 года назад
I love how they just chase the criminal in full heavy armor and they're the only knights in the world encountering assassin's on a daily basis. Those guys deserve a Promotion and Raise
@pretzelbomb6105
@pretzelbomb6105 2 года назад
Randy Ming and Hal Berdstein, the most in-demand body guards from Inverness to Jerusalem! They’ll patrol the city streets with keen eyes watching for suspicious barrels, keep the country roads clear of unlawful masonry projects, and stand watch in nigh-empty chapels just in case someone tries to stab the priest. Whether it’s a cowled man in an alley, some guy rooting through the armory tent, or a suspicious bush, they will stab it all the same. As a bonus, they’re also highly skilled in the relocation of coral snakes and moderately capable joggers!
@ssimpson3288
@ssimpson3288 6 лет назад
I wish they still had assassination cutscenes in Total War games. I don't understand why they took them out.
@ssimpson3288
@ssimpson3288 6 лет назад
Shogun 2 was the last game with those type of cutscenes. From Rome 2 onward they haven't had assassination, spying, or any other type of cutscene except for introductory stuff.
@nickolaospappas4485
@nickolaospappas4485 6 лет назад
S Simpson Well Rome 2 already has this fps problem even on beast computers.Imagine now a cutscene added for the assassinations,spying e.t.c.The fps will prob fall to 1.
@user-cz6tj3sk6t
@user-cz6tj3sk6t 5 лет назад
They did those games with love before, bow only commercial
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 4 года назад
They probably didn't see commissioning pre-rendered cutscenes as a worthy expenditure of resources anymore. It's very little bang for a decent chunk of money (especially to do it to modern standards).
@jasperzanovich2504
@jasperzanovich2504 4 года назад
You watch them exactly once and afterwards you just skip them to the outcome.
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 3 года назад
2:40 Imagine being so annoyed by the day's events that you accidentaly assassinate your would-be-assassin.
@mr.p2742
@mr.p2742 6 лет назад
I wish there had been animations in Rome 2...
@user-ud7du2pb4v
@user-ud7du2pb4v 6 лет назад
yeah that would be cool
@metsko2318
@metsko2318 5 лет назад
it would breal your immersion because lets be honest these animations are silly
@metsko2318
@metsko2318 5 лет назад
@@Manny444a i didn't say the're not funny but yeah you're right.
@yungsouichi2317
@yungsouichi2317 5 лет назад
@@Manny444a you guys are still bitching about this non-issue?
@robosoldier11
@robosoldier11 5 лет назад
Yep just CA cutting cost at every way they can. CA of old was a lot more appreciative of these attribute of gaming.
@TheCerealkiller148
@TheCerealkiller148 6 лет назад
6:13 "Holy crap!"
@LiezAllLiez
@LiezAllLiez 5 лет назад
Yeah the voices are just muffled speech. I havent payed much attention to them but "holy crap" is the most obvious one.
@simonepapasidero9741
@simonepapasidero9741 5 лет назад
how da faq did you catched that hahahahahahhahaa
@brwhizz3060
@brwhizz3060 4 года назад
Sounds like ‘What was that?!’ to me.
@aeureus
@aeureus 4 года назад
2:40 I'm crying after that missed 80% chance kill
@foretcl
@foretcl 3 года назад
The most painfull one is missing and 95% one and also get executed
@MrPathorn
@MrPathorn 6 лет назад
0:30 if he brought a knife he would not fail lol.
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 6 лет назад
I always wondered why he couldn't just do that.
@alexanderthegreat445
@alexanderthegreat445 6 лет назад
I think it’s to make it look like an accident.
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 6 лет назад
I dunno, it starts to look suspicious when the entire English royal family dies from snake bites in their sleep.
@maksymalnybul6145
@maksymalnybul6145 6 лет назад
He could still braise him
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 5 лет назад
TimesNewLogan This was days long past, they’d probably think it was god punishing them or the devil forgot to zip up his pants.
@aleo2022
@aleo2022 6 лет назад
5:48 Nutshot!!
@ElvenMetalhead
@ElvenMetalhead 6 лет назад
No mattere what civilisation you play, it's always two Venetian Halberds guards chasing you haha There are more fails thatn the ones shown here though..
@rubie8410
@rubie8410 6 лет назад
Ashwin Sandanakrishnan shhhh, dont expose the Venetian halberdier world order
@apunahasapeemapetilon4398
@apunahasapeemapetilon4398 6 лет назад
Arent those guards heavy billmen?
@Captain_Sanders
@Captain_Sanders Год назад
@@apunahasapeemapetilon4398 nope hailberd milita
@camulodunon
@camulodunon 21 день назад
​@@Captain_Sandershalberd militia are normally unarmored
@ilonasapel3072
@ilonasapel3072 6 лет назад
guards: OI GET BACK HERE
@Tartaro-mq3uj
@Tartaro-mq3uj 6 лет назад
Those Guards are every where
@darkhorseman90
@darkhorseman90 5 лет назад
Assassin: *on the toilet* Guards: *burst in* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Assassin: oh come on!
@lyonvensa
@lyonvensa 4 года назад
It's funny that even when a man tried to take someone's life, misfortune as random as disobedient snake and accidentally stabbing yourself can still happen.
@risepanda8243
@risepanda8243 4 года назад
That woman has fully 100% developed counter-spy skill
@bakersbread104
@bakersbread104 6 лет назад
the pope looks so smug when it goes through his hat "im with god bitch, cant hurt me"
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 6 лет назад
3:50 assassin: forgive me, father. For I have sinned. priest: continue, my child. assassin: I did THIS!
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад
When you think about it, its a good plan to assassinate the priest, but what makes this worse is that this game is set in dark ages, when a person strikes at priest, hes condemned by everyone, social ranks dont matter
@GnosisZX
@GnosisZX Год назад
@@AxenfonKlatismrek he is a killer has no social ranks so it doesn’t matter of course if knights trace it to who ever hired him that guy is fucked
@sdhubbard
@sdhubbard 6 лет назад
I wonder if you can be that guy in Kingdom Come: Deliverence
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 лет назад
SergeantPsycho nope you can't
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 лет назад
My computer lagged a ton when I played this about a decade ago, so I never got to see any of these. Glad I can see them now.
@hermannmeier9405
@hermannmeier9405 6 лет назад
You just have to admire the sheer number a animations they came up with for spies and assassins.0
@RocketHarry865
@RocketHarry865 6 лет назад
There should be a Pope assassination critical fail where the assassin trips and falls. Add to insult when he lands a nearby priest kicks him the nuts
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 6 лет назад
Adam Baker Something like what happened in Shogun 2? I completely agree.
@robertharris6092
@robertharris6092 5 лет назад
Why the pope specificaly?
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 5 лет назад
@@robertharris6092 Because his assassination scene has the assassin on a high ledge. Other than that, no reason I guess.
@LilyKittyCatto
@LilyKittyCatto Год назад
i freaking love how he tries to point the snake in the direction he wants it to go 😹
@HayabusaCrimsonShadow
@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Год назад
"Go over there! Goddamn you're so stupid"
@napoleoncomplex2712
@napoleoncomplex2712 6 месяцев назад
@@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Meanwhile the snake's thinking 'one of us is certainly stupid. Now, where's that tasty rat?'
@jambalaya201
@jambalaya201 6 лет назад
2:00 definetely how the fire of London started
@poceaionut2423
@poceaionut2423 3 года назад
The legend says the guards are still chasing the assassin
@hochmeisterulrichoffrankfu8207
@hochmeisterulrichoffrankfu8207 4 года назад
7:20 The assassination of JFK, alternative angle
@michaelweston409
@michaelweston409 4 года назад
3:05 was just the most blood curling scream 😱
@johnblack7453
@johnblack7453 6 лет назад
The life of an assassin is hard :))
@jarogniewtheconqueror2804
@jarogniewtheconqueror2804 5 лет назад
John Black, the life of those two guards is hard, they are the only ones bothering to chase the assassin everywhere he goes in that full plate armour.
@charleskimball7058
@charleskimball7058 4 года назад
You might say work is murder for an assassin.
@matiasmattera6650
@matiasmattera6650 3 года назад
Child: -Mom! I want Assassin's Creed! Mom: -We have Assassin's Creed at home. Assassin's Creed at home:
@grim4891
@grim4891 5 лет назад
One assassin, two gards ,some vitctem, one city lady, we can make a cartton out of this
@ericward8459
@ericward8459 6 лет назад
I can't help but hear the Benny Hill theme music start playing when the guards start chasing him. LMAO
@AngryHistorian87
@AngryHistorian87 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@purple_menace6604
@purple_menace6604 Год назад
I love how Voulge man and Sword man are vastly more effective bodyguards when they're skulking around themselves or following their protectee from a long distance.
@user-wl2ze4rb7n
@user-wl2ze4rb7n 2 года назад
2:41 the weirdest death possible
@Mr.Pallanza
@Mr.Pallanza 3 года назад
That knife throwing one is the most hilarious one. The assassin is doing it in broad daylight, and I just love how he gets caught doing it.
@stephenealferez5226
@stephenealferez5226 6 лет назад
Hides in barell *Sneak 100*
@Revkor
@Revkor 6 лет назад
be funny ifthe snake fail for the bite assisn the assasin fails into the firepalce causing a fire and still kills the target.
@tptallen4498
@tptallen4498 6 лет назад
Revkor It would be funny if you could actually pull off a complete sentence without looking like a complete idiot.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
Triggered much TP?:3
@tptallen4498
@tptallen4498 6 лет назад
Lynaris Evershade Shadowfall Unfortunately I did not get triggered at this comment. And if you had the brain of someone older than 10 you wouldve understood that I had made a joke.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
Ah uh someone's triggered. :3
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
Bad joke? If that's even "trying" to make a joke, not sure how you can fail that hard.....
@vguyver2
@vguyver2 6 лет назад
That first one made me choke on my food.
@aklok_cz
@aklok_cz 5 лет назад
0:22 One of my favourite scenes.
@arbiters487
@arbiters487 5 лет назад
0:14 this was the fate of the first 5 guys I hired No capes, no snakes
@Loki-Doki
@Loki-Doki 6 лет назад
I always assassinate my allies's princess king or anyone I can get my hands on. But the cool thing is they never suspect me
@LiezAllLiez
@LiezAllLiez 5 лет назад
Up until the moment when your assassin critically fails and they get a pop up it was you - instant war.
@milanvondrich9749
@milanvondrich9749 2 года назад
6:55 I remember when I first saw this as a kid. Completly lost my shit, so much in fact I started crying from laughter. It's not even that funny, it's just totally unexpected. From on then I always watched those animations.
@donterrenoalto4235
@donterrenoalto4235 10 месяцев назад
Lmao
@user-pb7ch5kl8x
@user-pb7ch5kl8x 4 года назад
1:09 Ah yes, the random medieval pesant screaming ARRRRRRGH woman! I LOVE HER!
@krustygaming5887
@krustygaming5887 Год назад
I’d like to imagine that the two chasing guards are the same people and it’s like a tv bit having to chase assassins around.
@sushimuncher282
@sushimuncher282 4 года назад
Imagine being an underpaid pair of knights that chases an assassin throughout four different centuries. What a bizarre adventure.
@hbadger2796
@hbadger2796 Год назад
1:42 you can hear him mumble "god damn"
@C0NSTANTINUS
@C0NSTANTINUS 6 лет назад
Why is the guy in the red always getting assassinated
@jacobbennett7219
@jacobbennett7219 6 лет назад
Well it was his fault the red shirts always die
@assassin5325
@assassin5325 6 лет назад
Let's Confirm it then
@nghile3726
@nghile3726 6 лет назад
Mr_Washington That guy got the right idea, he wears a brown pants.
@maksymalnybul6145
@maksymalnybul6145 6 лет назад
Said Washington
@ODST_Parker
@ODST_Parker 8 месяцев назад
We need a buddy cop series about these two knights who chase a clumsy assassin across all of medieval Europe.
@bepizz6680
@bepizz6680 6 лет назад
Assassin creed in a nutshell
@MrJedroi258
@MrJedroi258 2 года назад
1:12 that knight run gives me major Shrek vibes
@sotiriospeithis6659
@sotiriospeithis6659 3 года назад
The time and effort that went into carefully crafting the dialogue for the guards is humbling. So much is said is so few words. Shakespeare would be proud.
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769 6 лет назад
I can't seem to stop laughing at the failed snake assassinations. Edit: Almost every fail was funny.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 6 лет назад
I wonder why he was never bitten by his own snake... unless he is wearing something to protect himself from getting his skin penetrated by the snake's fangs
@miniatureben3558
@miniatureben3558 Год назад
@@99mrpogi I see you everywhere
@kamlando3089
@kamlando3089 4 года назад
There's one that you missed but is almost impossible to get to do, princess in a settlement. She rides a horse and your assassin throws a knife to kill her on the horse.
@quetzaltecaskype8994
@quetzaltecaskype8994 5 лет назад
You are missing a lot of animations where he gets away or is killed. The spy animations are also cool. Ps. I personally love the animations. A lot of dedication and extra detail was put into Mediaval Total War II. Wish they did more games like it.
@misternewoutlook5437
@misternewoutlook5437 2 года назад
Yes! I was looking for a comment that might mention this and I didn't want to parrot. Not glaringly obvious.
@thatguy4084
@thatguy4084 2 года назад
I also think that they change the model for the bed if you try to assassinate a princess
@paddotk
@paddotk 3 года назад
3:48 "Forgive me father, for I'm about to sin"
@clem8818
@clem8818 3 года назад
That would be a cool pun to say
@elkhaqelfida5972
@elkhaqelfida5972 2 года назад
a cutscene like this is what give us better immersion with the game. sadly they didn't include it anymore
@cheesebandit6148
@cheesebandit6148 Год назад
I feel like the two guards that always chase the assassin and him all know each other by name lmao
@stormbear3816
@stormbear3816 6 лет назад
why i never get most of these?like the priest ones?if i kill a priest it's always just a sleeping guy with snake.none of this church ones
@NerdExtrodinare
@NerdExtrodinare 6 лет назад
I had a lot of the barrel assassinations when I was Scotland, it became a joke with my friend "Where are those barrels from...?"
@hunbunfun132
@hunbunfun132 6 лет назад
The cathedral one is if you try to kill the pope
@kennandunn7533
@kennandunn7533 5 лет назад
the church ones only occur if the priest in in a town with a church.
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 4 года назад
I guess someone paid the snake more than I'm paying the assassin.
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 3 года назад
Just wanna point out you can get a rare and hard too get assassination like this with a 6:01 but the character is a princess if she's in a settlement.
@xrfiltration9188
@xrfiltration9188 3 года назад
lmao maybe is that girl
@dimitrisasd455
@dimitrisasd455 3 года назад
Assassin: fails Guards: HARMPF! ARGH!
@roubinnick
@roubinnick 4 года назад
7:23 POV: You are my Byzantine assassin, killing the Pope for the 34th time this year
@kasem7431
@kasem7431 6 лет назад
Oh man I completely forgot about these. I miss them so much ):
@cinnabarmanx4214
@cinnabarmanx4214 6 лет назад
Man, those guards and that assassin are like mortal enemies.
@link670
@link670 3 года назад
I'd kill for a buddy cop drama with those two guards constantly stumbling on the world's most conspicuous assassin.
@bigbake132
@bigbake132 6 лет назад
"Great shot kid that was one in a million!" For the Pope assassination at the end
@boplax123
@boplax123 2 года назад
Still the best Total War game I've ever played, and one of the best RTS games ever.
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 5 лет назад
I hate that so much when seeing the snake run off and not go to the target
@bryancornejo3672
@bryancornejo3672 2 года назад
Those guards must be getting real tired of assassination attempts
@metsko2318
@metsko2318 5 лет назад
Gaurds: "There he is again, get that rascal!!" who else but the assasin
@TheDolphinTuna
@TheDolphinTuna 6 лет назад
Weird, I've never seen any of the priest ones. Do they only happen in cities?
@zie1145
@zie1145 6 лет назад
TheDolphinTuna maybe it only happens when you trie to assassinate priests or the pope if possible I've never done it
@felafnirelek8987
@felafnirelek8987 6 лет назад
Only when you send assassins after the pope. Like I did with my British run
@TheDolphinTuna
@TheDolphinTuna 6 лет назад
I'm talking priests like 3:22. Pope is 6:52 I think.
@PeruvianPotato
@PeruvianPotato 4 года назад
The priest ones only appear if a priest/cardinal is in a church in a city/town
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 6 лет назад
Back when CA was a decent developer
@legomunable
@legomunable 5 лет назад
They still are half of the time.
@OrthoJihadi
@OrthoJihadi 6 лет назад
With as many times as those two knights loose a charge.... I think they would have been fired....
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 6 лет назад
It seems that there are always two pairs replacing the previous ones..
@sovietdeathstroke6713
@sovietdeathstroke6713 3 года назад
I like how when the snake chases the rat, the Assassin is ordering it like its his dog
@jodyrussell4969
@jodyrussell4969 6 лет назад
Killing a man of God in the house of God, that's low.
@SuperObamaladen
@SuperObamaladen 6 лет назад
Jody Russell i wouldn't be surprised if those "mans of god" weren't power hungry atheists
@Hwje1111
@Hwje1111 5 лет назад
Osama Bin Laden *men
@nocx4592
@nocx4592 6 лет назад
2:44 .... Really?!
@solinvictus4367
@solinvictus4367 4 года назад
Why your mom told you to never play with knives
@bryangracida
@bryangracida 6 лет назад
The new asassins creed game looks great
@arthurskok5899
@arthurskok5899 2 года назад
Lesson learned, always slam the door open when entering a room
@generalsp33d83
@generalsp33d83 6 лет назад
Lmao when the pope got shot in the hat
@areaxisthegurkha
@areaxisthegurkha 2 года назад
I like how getting bit on the foot immediately kills him.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 2 года назад
The cloth animation was pretty amazing for the time especially!
@bardkaitiff1962
@bardkaitiff1962 2 года назад
7:30 - I like how guard in last row recreates "must have been the wind" meme
@thatguy4084
@thatguy4084 2 года назад
0:11 sounds more like he’s going to douse him with gasoline than kill him with venom
@Rick-qw7ed
@Rick-qw7ed 21 день назад
I don’t think I’ve ever had the assassination with the snake work. It’s always the fucking rat that runs out of nowhere and the snake following it
@S0nyToprano
@S0nyToprano 4 года назад
The one where the snake chases the rat gets me every single time 😂😂😂
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