Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix 

Spot on!

Alex-motherfucking-ander.

Istanbul

Praye I find something of thine wording a bit lost in translation. Please translate, fore we are of the simplest of meekfolk.

What, you mean Miklagard?

verily

Best comment out here

Studying for a history test to this right now

Lmaoth

I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.

💀💀

🥶💀

As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...

At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes

@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown

LOL

😂😂😂

I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.

Lol 😂😂😂

It doth be liketh that

*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.

Relatable Because sigils And Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫

Mia Jones sneak 100

proud to be the 666th like

nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine

Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.

_why_

@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not

Thy lord has blessed this comment section

😂😂😂

Thou speaketh the truth

Tis True my fair gentleman or lady

I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol

thou shall spare me 10 shillings

Can confirmeth, trebuchet certified I be

Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌

See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…

proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂

Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?

​@@jerryczech953lol

Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..

Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean

Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days

Michal Mourek 😂

*svrvive

Alas that would be a black day in deed

Ayyy

thine*

Cry ye "woot"!

​@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.

Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer

@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!

😂😂

These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.

Harder than medieval bread?

When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection

Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute

Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂

Did þou?

@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.

Billy Playz69 That's medieval music not victorian.

Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".

dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children

Thank you !!

Scandal!

thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section

About bruno , we shallnt talketh

You perfect genius

@@JihadiJesus np

@@pearl9830 thx

Scandalous harlot

Heresy

@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay

@@justaweeb9086 Objection

Harlot!

Pläyeth thine*

@@thatoneguy7495 QÛÏĘT WĒŇÇH

@@sam_capt8703 QÜÍÊT, WÊÑÇH

@@thatoneguy7495 wrong.

187 likes? Lol, the irony (Death)

Lmao

anti-vaxxers be like

Mine didn't. Thx ! RIP Titouan

Ugh, just because you vaccinate your kids doesn’t mean you get to post it on irrelevant videos 🙄🙄🙄

They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later

Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.

dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done

What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?

​@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!

Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂

Que bello comentario😊

Medical student rule #1!

Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road

Bringeth on the ale and wenches!

Troncoso you're right

Everything except the plague it seems.

Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.

Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE

kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck

set quality to 10p for real experience

Roman Swine

🤣🤣🤣

15? Calm down, old man

On point

15? Get your ass back to the nursing home

To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth

thee fairest scribbles of thou tube

Every time I come here it feels like I am in the middle ages

These scribes belong in Arthurian legends.

verily

agreed

I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard

And so does the bard, for being a witch

At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥

Oh, I'm a bard

Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.

Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.

Too soon.

Oh you-

never forget

Milkshake 😂😂😂😂

'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.

You're a genius!!!

this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on RU-vid

😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!

I maketh no promises

Hold myne ale!

Thou betterth not play filth

Anyway, hereth is wonderwall

A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!

yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career

@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall

@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?

@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it

​@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field? also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well. (sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)

Potato ? What's that ?

There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...

Potato is that some kind of turnip?

@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?

Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else

Begone with such vile speech. There mayest be children.

Yea, verily there was one about who was yeared only six times... but fear not, marriage is only two years away for that one, and death but 6 years more

Begone ye libertine!

Well said, lad!

Black and Moonlight I see a good Christian man.

Hail fellow 👋 , well met!

I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.

I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw

Which one?

i was in those time's myself in just one of my hundreds of pervious life time incarnation's you think it is bad now you should have lived in those time's!

too soon.

2 soon 2 furious

Praetorian - you're right except for the fact that you're fucking wrong. The Library of Alexandria was destroyed centuries before Islam even existed, and the city was also conquered a couple times long before then. use google, it's your friend.

Of all the comment, up until this one, this is the one that cracked me up. xD

Ollie Tee: And a mere sprinkle on top of sheep's urine to keep away the flies.

That thou canst handle such hardy Enzymes! Making thine Bread into Paper to Write thy Wizard's Spells upon! Wuuuuh :3

Page Meridon Mage: With a snicker aye canst not deny, thou truly hast found me. Tee Hee, I thirst for the wicked merriment of poisons.

Page Meridon Mage: Thou arte wizard! I've just barely possessed of these ingredients. Hath proved true fire on my last piece of pizza and leftover wingets. One more day of neglect woulds't decided these morsels be thrown out. Please magician, blesse and thanke ye.

Bien parler , camarade !

Bushes: Triangulated

Inn: Trivagoth

No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes

Mind: Blown.

Nay: Thee

you have a good sense of humor

Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.

​@@morgantorium Pun intended

Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.

orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html

Damn, that sounds like a dream come true

Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL

Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤

nice ;)

@@akii392 The lady art a wench

@@MW_Asura wench patrol

Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans. That's more of a victorian era thing.

Yon lady doeth like to tease.

Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!

REGARDLESS HERE BE WUNDER WALL.

Holdeth thou mine ale!

"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"

'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'

About 700 to 800...

That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre

These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of

+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.

***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see

I thought they were hotter than a witch burning

Fucking lit my liege.

Excellent reference sire..

Thou art spitting a fireth tune, mine own valorous sir

Naerlie causeth mine spinnings to buckle, sweete sire!!!

❤😂YES.

Barely any school music

Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)

@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂

When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own

El protein

Funk...bahahahahaa

The rats are already there no need

My favorite

When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub

Yeah

Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that

Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .

@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !

By far the best one.

Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.

Best one :DDD

Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10

lute*

Roughly

@I love play my bass guitar Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"

Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh

There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.

Sweet! Horseradish!

Party on Garth

Yayy😂

Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud

@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!

Named Meg

Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?

@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!

Sir SupesAfro Okey.

Well in 1348 it was the Black Death

*thy

Ceylon pray for plagues

This prince was an old man, aged 35.

*And he was your cousin

Callefang YEETETH

fucking lol

Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1

play him some filthy frank next time.

Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.

M'LORD?!

MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding

My sword is my life and honour

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE

Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor

*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*

LMAO

HAHHAHAHA

My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!

you liked because he used the word lad*

But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village

And the only one left

i laughed

I would LOVE to see/hear that!

Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music

Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana

Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common

Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king

Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!

Tim and Eric Royal Jests

Shurely tis time for 'nother crusade bretheren

By the See, tis the Blood Moon! The Apocalypse doth yonder come, brethren, tis time to reclaim the land which is ours!

DEUS VULT

Try 1000%

yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash

damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now

Amen!

That’s one big ass debt

Stolen comment

Sam Jones this is golden lmao

Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high

I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!

Only XIV kids will remember this.

Music died in 1452.

Taxtro As did the byzantine empire

Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.

K.E.L. • And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!

Plague didn't exist in 1299

@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!

No era criada ni estaba loca.

​@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672 Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"

happy anti-vax noises

Razagan 😂

Veerily I say onto thee, this is cause for celebration. Huzzah!

Pass thy mead for the young lad! Tonight thy shall be merry!

Can i has't amorous rite with thy daught'r

foolish monks! I shalt never have need of your "words" ever again!

*Happy literate peasant noises*

*whyn twas sycreatlii thoust aun sylf whoumst hath pyllaeg'd ayfermeyntshuned establyshmint auf leernyng*

Thine*

@@Hafer_ whumft doetht kwaute vvithyn ficsed rylf yf laenguahge doth proklayim thymselvf teu bee vvytch. tu thee pyre vvyth thee!

"We have no lord".

I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?

Whichever way you taketh it, it shalt verily be a cry of huzzah or a wail of mourning.

@@ladyviola2685 or both

@@timtams_6 But of course.

ck2 players understand

what

Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!

Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.

1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩

Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.

Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.

😂😂😂😂😂

HMMMM...?!

'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history

This is the best comment ever created.

I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.

+TheTrollingStones This is the funniest comment of all times :D

+TheTrollingStone agree. The classics are better than the grabage of the renaissance

Rembrance of ye olde bande that exhibited "We got the Beat"? Ah, The Go-eth-Gos"

Basically everyone just copied their style afterwards... It's a shame. Better keep the original.

your mom gay

Nay, goode sir, thies ys the music yow're seerchynie for: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SaCheA6Njc4.html

OMG 😭

💀💀💀

So sad how over a thousand years of history is boiled down to burning and torturing. Like that's all anyone in that time did, just killed each other. If you think that, you are a fool and you need to stop watching Tik Tok history videos and educate yourself.

​@@Bumbaskida Okay?

Aye

@Frederick Ardila the doctor was being formal. You is a formal pronoun whereas Thou is informal.

Medieval times were rather boob-full. The whole ankle thing was only true around the time of 100 Year War.

@@yauheppiyh8245 ya, America was founded by the puritans running from horny europe

Just reading yond gets me h'rny

@@MrGarkin lol no, it's the other way around; most pelgrims were criminals (under which horny rapists) who had the choice to get punished or to go to the new land (later usa) because there they becale free of their crimes and could start a new life

@@vincentvanschoor6135 Both of you are actually right. Persecuted christians of England settled in the new world in hope of having their own turf and be free from religious authorities of England. Criminals were also sent there for the reasons you mentionned.

666 likes. Mindblow.

Djali *cries*

thou hast a bath?!

don't believe him, he is but a liar

*rubs boils on you in a most seksi manner*

Khajiit has no time for the plague

JohnMan Fc Gotta sell some skooma. Oh shit the guards quickly hide it!

*gives all skooma and stolen items to follower*

This would make a cool four panel comic

Plague doctor: it is time, your grave awaits you. Me: erase my diary history. Plague doctor: you were illiterate. Me: ah so it was.

Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds to live. Me:

Plague doctor: it is time your grave awaits thee Me: erase thine diary history Plague doctor flips through diary. Ankle portrait of the local wench falls. Plague doctor: I see you are a man of culture as well Me: