Meet 116 Provost Company 1 Regiment Royal Military Police 

My eyesights letting me down over the last few years, at first glance I thought you’d written ‘I’m an ex tramp’, sorry mate 🤣 🍻

Watchdog. That takes me back! Hello sunray, request coffeepot to my location. Seagull has issues with foxhound. Or some such!! Out

Not

NOT 😂, glorified carpark attendance.

For training purposes! 😁

Elizabeth Regina…

@@mjspice100 Thank you. That's the name of Queen Elizabeth II?

@@xmanykl4400 in Latin. Windsor is the family name, originally Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but was changed during WW1 due to anti German sentiments at the time. They wanted to make it as British as possible.

@@xmanykl4400 yessir

@@mjspice100 Thank you.

so you were a fake cop trying to be a fake army cop...WOW

@@corporate_marshmallow I guess you wrote this for a reaction, normally I wouldn’t bother but I’ll make an exception just for you.. Thank you, random stranger, for your devaluation of a 32 year career, your devaluation of a police force whose history predates the MPS and finally for your devaluation of the Army Reserve and its members.. WOW! Of course I know nothing about you but your one short sentence has given me a shrewd idea of what type of person you are, but before I go into that, I must admit your short sentence did give me a chance to reflect on my career as a “fake cop”. What did I do? What did I achieve? I’m retired now and have been for the last 6 years, during my service I served in a variety of roles, mostly on the front line dealing with a whole host of incidents ranging from minor byelaw offences, public order, theft, robbery, fraud, assaults (from common assault through to GBH) and even managed a couple of stints on murder investigation teams. Then there were the suicides, walking along railway line picking up dismembered pieces of human remains, there were the rail disasters, I never have forgotten the Ladbroke Grove train crash and hearing mobile phones ringing inside the wrecked carriages, relatives, husbands, wives trying to contact their missing partners. This of course is just a short overview of what I did in my career, it didn’t feel fake to me but then what do I know compared with your obvious depth of knowledge? Still as you say, fake cop… Let’s go into what my perception of you is.. You’re a baiter. Of course as a BTP officer (fake cop if you insist) I got used to being baited from time to time, it went with the territory. I met some good baiters, bad baiters, some excellent baiters. You, however stand out the most.. You’re a master-baiter..

@@corporate_marshmallow which part of The Job or Mob were you in?

They do allow hand in pockets but they don't allow phrases like 'mince around'. Times have changed fella

@@JammyDodger45 uh they don’t allow hands in pockets

@@lachlanchester8142 - really? Feel free to link me into the QR which makes hands in pockets 'illegal'.

@@JammyDodger45 well nobody said it was illegal don’t know where you got that from, it is against the rules though

@@lachlanchester8142 - link me to the 'rule' then (although Queens Regulations are the definitive rule book).

Military police around the world perform various tasks, and none of are for killing the enemy during open combat. Not a comprehensive list but here’s some of the tasks. Guard POW’s. Find, apprehend and return deserters. Protect key crossroads or other strategic places. Protect facilities in vulnerable areas from counter attacks, espionage, and insurgent forces. Conduct investigations into criminal activity committed by allied forces. Guard allied troops found to have committed crimes. Guard key leadership. Route reconnaissance and security. So much more.

Why?

no, in the British Army that happens 20 - 40 years later, once you are an OAP.

Y’all Brits wear your French floppy hats strange anyway.

@@soonerfrac4611 I've never seen an American yet who can wear a beret. They all look like they've been dropped from a great height and just left there on the head!!