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"Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM 

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Get to know Achmed, the Dead Terrorist, in this clip from my 2007 special "Spark of Insanity." Enjoy!
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@jeffdunham
@jeffdunham Год назад
Give the gift of laughter! Get your tickets to the JEFF DUNHAM: STILL NOT CANCELLED tour NOW!!!: www.jeffdunham.com/tours/
@MO9ALA7
@MO9ALA7 Год назад
Stfu U think u can go around living happy life after insulting Islam and Muslims? You are wrong, you will know it soon! Keep an eye You don't even regret this, its been 7 years and u still didn't delete the video which offends 2 Billion people around the world!
@christiankedenburg5489
@christiankedenburg5489 Год назад
❤️
@bientiu6256
@bientiu6256 Год назад
l
@elouiegautane7137
@elouiegautane7137 Год назад
Hahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jennifer4083
@jennifer4083 Год назад
​@@christiankedenburg5489 of❤
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад
"STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEE"!! 😂😂😂
@roguefamily7630
@roguefamily7630 4 года назад
i wont move my ass
@oldmighty15
@oldmighty15 4 года назад
Walter: "You idiot, you don't have an A**"
@anthonywoertz8762
@anthonywoertz8762 4 года назад
“ I KILLL YOUUUUU!!!”
@chickenvasquez78
@chickenvasquez78 4 года назад
@@oldmighty15 _ES DAT WALTER!?!?!?_
@RandiTheMarioFan64
@RandiTheMarioFan64 4 года назад
@@chickenvasquez78 yes
@aussieaction5307
@aussieaction5307 5 лет назад
When he says I kill you, he sounds like he’s about to cry
@Mel-rj1id
@Mel-rj1id 5 лет назад
Because he is so terrifying he scared himself
@pmudri
@pmudri 4 года назад
Thats how arabs talk. Habibi
@muslim-boss9_11
@muslim-boss9_11 4 года назад
What did you say ninga
@aerinina
@aerinina 4 года назад
@@natureappreciator3000 me too 😔
@mardermistiri2govno732
@mardermistiri2govno732 4 года назад
True
@allin2815
@allin2815 Год назад
The "silence,I kill you" really gets me cracking like crazy.......😂😂
@PANDA_SPEAKS101
@PANDA_SPEAKS101 Год назад
i keel u
@allin2815
@allin2815 Год назад
@@PANDA_SPEAKS101 Silence 😂😂😂😂
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@jayddt4183
@jayddt4183 Год назад
You must be easily pleased…
@MicroageHD
@MicroageHD Год назад
Way back when, when I was in school here in germany, we would always shout out "silence, I kill you" in class as loud as we could :D
@100DaysExile
@100DaysExile Год назад
This has to be the greatest ventriloquist acts of all time. The mixture of humour and dark comedy combined with the expressions of *Achmed* is so entertaining. This puppet has all sorts of facial movement that only a human and animated cartoon can have. Marvellous job my Dunham.
@LForULmao
@LForULmao Год назад
It was really funny
@KaluchYT2678
@KaluchYT2678 Год назад
Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁
@beccabbea2511
@beccabbea2511 5 месяцев назад
I keep asking myself 'how on earth can a skeleton be so expressive?' Between the laughter that is. A video of Achmed every day is the perfect antidote for any blues.
@richard40x
@richard40x 3 месяца назад
He also has one of the best comedy tag lines ever invented "Silence, I keeel you". Every time I hear that line, it totally cracks me up. Its as good as Rodney Dangerfields fav line "I dont get no respect".
@jakebitler9897
@jakebitler9897 4 года назад
Sometimes I forget he’s talking to himself
@etirium3161
@etirium3161 4 года назад
trueee
@breezyg7652
@breezyg7652 4 года назад
trueee
@etirium3161
@etirium3161 4 года назад
trueee
@Doggo15
@Doggo15 4 года назад
trueee
@kevinsomosot9976
@kevinsomosot9976 4 года назад
trueee
@evanneal1039
@evanneal1039 3 года назад
I love how in the beginning, Achmed's voice sounds legit menacing before getting higher as his insecurities started to show.
@pretzeldayandere
@pretzeldayandere 2 года назад
This comment is literal evidence to why I say Achmed is me as a puppet (except the whole terrorist part)! 💀💣
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 2 года назад
u should be ashamed
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 2 года назад
@@pretzeldayandere 😂😂😂
@pandaqueen813
@pandaqueen813 2 года назад
STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!
@ChrisAndCats
@ChrisAndCats Год назад
@@AC-mp7cx ? Who should be?
@annajoyel7487
@annajoyel7487 2 месяца назад
Any one here 2024
@marthagarrett4997
@marthagarrett4997 2 месяца назад
Me
@marynoro
@marynoro 2 месяца назад
Yup
@Khathuchelo
@Khathuchelo 2 месяца назад
Definitely
@thetrailnottaken
@thetrailnottaken 2 месяца назад
Yeah 😊
@MrHalukbilgin
@MrHalukbilgin 2 месяца назад
I just remembered while watching pro Palestinian demonstrators waving Hezbollah flag. BTW it is إحمد not إخمد probably this is not considered politically correct anymore.
@paulhaugen1341
@paulhaugen1341 6 месяцев назад
Jeff Dunham has the ability to make you believe his puppets are real and alive. Such talent!
@claraschubert8327
@claraschubert8327 5 лет назад
Our teacher showed us this video, because he was a little bit disappointed as nobody answered “I kill you“ when he said “SILENCE“ during a german lesson
@xoxSamanthaxox1701
@xoxSamanthaxox1701 5 лет назад
Your teacher is epic
@Enby_Trash_Rat
@Enby_Trash_Rat 5 лет назад
Your Teacher Sounds Awsome I would love to have him as a teacher
@sandranickita124
@sandranickita124 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@alainleite8191
@alainleite8191 5 лет назад
I did the same during a french lesson!!!
@transbianplaysvr
@transbianplaysvr 5 лет назад
@@alainleite8191 Jack merde
@kellyluvsya121
@kellyluvsya121 6 лет назад
Once when I was in sixth grade our science teacher was so mad at us he just yelled "SILENCE" and the guy behind me whispered "I keel you." Yeah we got in a lot more trouble for laughing 😂😂
@sebastionthepleb2338
@sebastionthepleb2338 6 лет назад
KellKell121 😂😂😂😂
@rubyfyre9601
@rubyfyre9601 6 лет назад
Where's that dude now?
@MadoyaTatemano
@MadoyaTatemano 6 лет назад
Ruby Castillo maybe in paradise.... he could be screwed.
@tommyodonovan3883
@tommyodonovan3883 6 лет назад
KellKell121 Comedy is all aboot timing EH.
@kermitthefatfrog8941
@kermitthefatfrog8941 6 лет назад
Oh my god that was priceless
@allanmoral3867
@allanmoral3867 Год назад
Achmed just kills it each time I watch him.🤣
@patrickkarroum5299
@patrickkarroum5299 Год назад
oh yeah he does
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@kkunalkamthan1530
@kkunalkamthan1530 Год назад
He really dose
@elijahshepley7434
@elijahshepley7434 Год назад
@@EziixPked lol
@ildart8738
@ildart8738 Год назад
He is a terrorist, that's kind of his duty to kill you.
@arizonaranger527
@arizonaranger527 Год назад
Pure gold when it came out ,had my grandma who was in her 70s in tears of laughter
@ajheath9094
@ajheath9094 3 года назад
It’s cool how he was able to throw, and change, his voice from Achmed to Walter.
@kerryedavis
@kerryedavis 3 года назад
That might be detectable if you're up close, but not in a stage show, and certainly not on youtube.
@SesameCake
@SesameCake 3 года назад
Oscar worthy acting.
@TheAntHar1
@TheAntHar1 3 года назад
That is the art!
@nightfire-qx6my
@nightfire-qx6my 3 года назад
And makes it sound slightly muffled. Great ventriloquist
@samschmit7181
@samschmit7181 3 года назад
Man, I'm so jelly! (That's a slang term for jealous.)
@MegaTamer111
@MegaTamer111 7 лет назад
been several years and it's still as funny as the first time
@jimd1783
@jimd1783 7 лет назад
nope no song
@imanerd7360
@imanerd7360 7 лет назад
GameBros Ⓡ same
@niggasbetripping481
@niggasbetripping481 7 лет назад
GameBros Ⓡ this was funny af Back in the Days but now All I See is a Big audience bein brainwashed on what to thibk about the middle East... more than 50% of the stuff bein Said here is Not true... let alone what the politicians say
@bcanaloglu
@bcanaloglu 7 лет назад
f.ck you !! I live in middle east and all of them are true !!
@liiahornah431
@liiahornah431 7 лет назад
.
@cynthiasn6435
@cynthiasn6435 Год назад
That never gets old. I still laugh my heart out
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@darwinbaquero9591
@darwinbaquero9591 Год назад
Im a new follower achmed
@deb1544
@deb1544 Год назад
This so called comedian is a creep playing with puppets and making stupid so called jokes, luckily I only seen a bit of his terrorist act. He has no talent as you can even see his lips move what a load of crap he is.
@Alexperrin98
@Alexperrin98 10 месяцев назад
“Silence I kill you” gets me every time 😂
@SerinaHannah
@SerinaHannah 8 месяцев назад
Hello Alex what’s up
@asmerX100
@asmerX100 2 года назад
the ability to make a muffled sound of walter inside the box is just pure genius
@BrocktonLazarus3397
@BrocktonLazarus3397 2 года назад
😄
@rodriguez6266
@rodriguez6266 2 года назад
Bro whatever.
@Cosmic_Bald-e
@Cosmic_Bald-e Год назад
Walthu walter 🚬
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@Nurse66
@Nurse66 Год назад
It’s a tape recorder… in a small box…on a stick!!!😂😂😂
@6ated491
@6ated491 5 лет назад
"Silence, i kill you!" That part always makes me laugh
@renatabendela400
@renatabendela400 5 лет назад
Me too
@memecat3504
@memecat3504 5 лет назад
Me to
@wardallo
@wardallo 5 лет назад
that part makes my laugh too
@oofuspoofus8738
@oofuspoofus8738 5 лет назад
Omg same
@magmafang7187
@magmafang7187 5 лет назад
666 like's
@Hebarchan
@Hebarchan Год назад
I still think this is the best Achmed performance he’s ever done.
@hetaes
@hetaes 5 лет назад
Strangely, he's immensely popular in Saudi Arabia. The Arabs have a sense of humor. That's great.
@peachout6227
@peachout6227 5 лет назад
i know that after watching Mr Fluffy =))))))
@thefuckisjustiny.1609
@thefuckisjustiny.1609 5 лет назад
hetaes we do lmao
@juphouse1965
@juphouse1965 5 лет назад
a kid from mason ohio is being treaten
@janpietervonk1016
@janpietervonk1016 5 лет назад
Of course good muslims will see the humor in it...... They also hate suïcide bombers so??? What should be the problem?? I am a Christian but work a lot with muslims. I donnt have problems with them. There are more White "so called Christina " i have more problems with. Because they think Black and White. 😉
@AWlpsSHOW36
@AWlpsSHOW36 5 лет назад
That's great! It's so annoying how the ones that are 'offended' are not even in that group. They need to bring the full version back. Political Correctness is so dumb!
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 4 года назад
And to think this little doll truly skyrocketed Jeff’s career...
@shelbehave2780
@shelbehave2780 4 года назад
Ohhhhh noooooooo
@beespeas9935
@beespeas9935 4 года назад
I think it was walter or Bubba J maybe Peanut
@bulicabritto3162
@bulicabritto3162 4 года назад
@@beespeas9935 )
@mcdonaldthyrniang4300
@mcdonaldthyrniang4300 4 года назад
@@beespeas9935 definitely Ahmed bro. Happened with me I started due to Ahmed
@Heavenly-Drakian
@Heavenly-Drakian 4 года назад
@@beespeas9935 he had a good career with walter, Bubba J and Peanut but when he made achmed, his popularity exploded because it honestly is his best puppet
@user-bn5es4gy7w
@user-bn5es4gy7w 9 месяцев назад
The eyebrows, the eyes, all the deft movements and timing! So awesome! Sooooo easy to forgett that jeff is doing anything at all!!
@SamsungTab-om5eq
@SamsungTab-om5eq Год назад
Achmed: "I will not move my ass!" A few seconds later... Walter: "You idiot! You don't have an ass!" 😂
@sooners2037
@sooners2037 4 месяца назад
Is that Walter? Yes. He scared the crap out of me
@JorgeLeitner
@JorgeLeitner 4 года назад
I haven't watched this in years, just remembered this sketch randomly this morning, hahaha.
@paulaewen5503
@paulaewen5503 4 года назад
Achmed is the best Walter also. Feels so good to laugh. Thankyou
@bpneuma
@bpneuma 4 года назад
me too!!
@ayhamshaheed7740
@ayhamshaheed7740 4 года назад
Yeah same lol
@chaneykane3828
@chaneykane3828 4 года назад
Omg that’s exactly me. I just woke up and thought of it after like 10 years 😂
@elite943able
@elite943able 4 года назад
ME TOO!
@tomski787
@tomski787 8 лет назад
I've watched this several times. Maybe I'm just easily amused, but I still laugh every time. Especially at that high-pitched "I keel you!"
@pradeepkandel1244
@pradeepkandel1244 8 лет назад
you're not alone mate
@VKDM8687
@VKDM8687 8 лет назад
+Tom Foyle Definitely not alone dude
@nomoremaybes
@nomoremaybes 8 лет назад
+Tom Foyle you clearly are easily amused, this is the furthest thing from comedy there possibly is.
@tomski787
@tomski787 8 лет назад
+nomoremaybes You, on the other hand, are clearly a humourless person who wouldn't recognise comedy if someone slapped you in the face with a dead fish...
@treshydbhweirdo1054
@treshydbhweirdo1054 8 лет назад
+Tom Foyle this is amazingly amusing especially the "Fleash wound" and "What happend to my feet!?, son of a beach!"
@Jolly_juice99
@Jolly_juice99 Месяц назад
1:23 “How do you spell it?” “WUT??!” 😂
@kathleenslowik.iamsointere6645
@kathleenslowik.iamsointere6645 2 месяца назад
My daughter introduced me to the terrorist puppet 😂. He is so funny 😂. I think about watching it over again.
@Glennmedicall
@Glennmedicall Год назад
Seven years later and it’s still hilarious! Truly timeless!
@rasmus6199
@rasmus6199 Год назад
It has been 15 years
@Glennmedicall
@Glennmedicall Год назад
@@rasmus6199 Oh, so it has been lol! Oops
@just_me_dhu
@just_me_dhu Год назад
Right
@aboobakarsiddieq5577
@aboobakarsiddieq5577 Год назад
Yes wow
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@stratospherestudios5374
@stratospherestudios5374 3 года назад
"But you're all bone." "Just a flesh wound." Achmed, The Black Knight
@Morningstar91939
@Morningstar91939 3 года назад
Achmed: Tis but a scratch. Me: A scratch?! Look at you, you’ve got no skin left!
@DALEKCHANNELYT
@DALEKCHANNELYT 3 года назад
@@Morningstar91939 it's a flesh wound
@ravenmoon5111
@ravenmoon5111 2 года назад
I'll have your leg!
@mr.classicragememerook96
@mr.classicragememerook96 Месяц назад
​@@Morningstar91939Just a flesh wound. >:)
@VickyP-kp8uz
@VickyP-kp8uz 10 месяцев назад
I love Walter "you idiot, you don't have an ass" 😂😂😂😂
@Pureheart_gentlesoul
@Pureheart_gentlesoul 9 месяцев назад
Hello Vicky..
@khangbluewind
@khangbluewind Год назад
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE
@vinicius131
@vinicius131 5 лет назад
Oh my, eleven years later, i notice that achmed has a beard!
@CenturianTale_Halo
@CenturianTale_Halo 5 лет назад
Same
@briannaanderson9614
@briannaanderson9614 5 лет назад
I just now noticed that!
@anunaadShastri
@anunaadShastri 5 лет назад
My life will never be the same.
@Persona1996
@Persona1996 5 лет назад
Vinicius Britto how did u now know that 🤨
@cesarmandujano9704
@cesarmandujano9704 5 лет назад
Yo wtf lol
@rihannajoiner9837
@rihannajoiner9837 4 года назад
Jeff: but your all bone Achmed: It's a FLESH wound 🤣I can not
@jdanoob8468
@jdanoob8468 3 года назад
yesh
@arwua
@arwua 3 года назад
Wich is more of a Monthe Python joke 😅
@ElGringoLatscho
@ElGringoLatscho 3 года назад
@@arwua well that‘s just the reference
@leomccarron9621
@leomccarron9621 2 года назад
Monthe Python
@thetriggerhappypwner
@thetriggerhappypwner Год назад
3:04 - "You idiot, you dont have an ass!" THat was the point where I spat out a mouthful of tea!!! Hilarious!
@isaacblanco160
@isaacblanco160 2 месяца назад
You were already taking a sip before he said that.😂
@ZombieQueen819
@ZombieQueen819 3 месяца назад
Achmed ,, there’s nothing worse then a Walter fart 💨 😂😂😂😂😂
@lukeskywalker1840
@lukeskywalker1840 8 лет назад
Never gets old does it???!!!!!
@MrTheil
@MrTheil 8 лет назад
nope
@lovigne100
@lovigne100 8 лет назад
yeah never gets old
@MrLegija84
@MrLegija84 8 лет назад
Nope...5 yrs ago and still funny as hell....especially now with ISIS
@lukeskywalker1840
@lukeskywalker1840 8 лет назад
+Night Raven Maybe even more so now
@MrLegija84
@MrLegija84 8 лет назад
Dana H Whenever I see ISIS in the news I see Achmed :)
@daeb0780
@daeb0780 5 лет назад
"IS A FLESH WOUND" IM WEAK LMAO
@espeongames7172
@espeongames7172 4 года назад
DAEB07 ITS SO TRUE
@SilverSonicMK.4
@SilverSonicMK.4 4 года назад
TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
@Bogstandardjoe
@Bogstandardjoe 4 года назад
Lil bit of plagiarizing Monty Python
@hollowaycaroline
@hollowaycaroline 8 месяцев назад
“Goddamit... Oh, oh i mean Allahdammit” 🤣 DEAD!
@imrahil2006
@imrahil2006 Год назад
Came here to laugh once more at Achmed after 16 years since I've first watched this show. Just to realize I still remember every word of the show. Jeff you're amazing
@SerinaHannah
@SerinaHannah 8 месяцев назад
Hello how are you doing today
@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu
@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu 5 месяцев назад
Jan 2024 1st time watching it. Never saw or heard of him. It was a link from another vid and people were posting achmed and Jeff's name. Glad I followed the link. Will forward achmed to others.
@-Lei.Obv-
@-Lei.Obv- 4 года назад
“Stop touching MEEEEEEEEEE!”
@thegamingcat1524
@thegamingcat1524 3 года назад
*Looks at audience looks back at you* I KEEL YOU!
@sarahwatkins4520
@sarahwatkins4520 3 года назад
I always crack up really bad when he says that 🤣
@Nobody-ks2fd
@Nobody-ks2fd 3 года назад
Achmed:stop touching MEEEE!!! 9 second of silence of achmed Achmed:I KEEL YOU! Meh:WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 месяца назад
2:44 🤣🤣🤣
@sanstheskeleton5378
@sanstheskeleton5378 7 лет назад
2:34 "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" 😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😀😁
@adolfoorengo7853
@adolfoorengo7853 7 лет назад
Sans The Skeleton I love that part
@femmeshark
@femmeshark 7 лет назад
Sans The Skeleton f*** off
@sanstheskeleton5378
@sanstheskeleton5378 7 лет назад
UnderFell Sans666 i hate you
@femmeshark
@femmeshark 7 лет назад
It's part of my character have you ever seen underfell sans
@sanstheskeleton5378
@sanstheskeleton5378 7 лет назад
UnderFell Sans666 yes
@Doomslayer_Roblox
@Doomslayer_Roblox 9 часов назад
The "SILENCE I KILL YOU" and "STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!!!!!!" Got me Laughing off so Hardly🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@hughjanus2
@hughjanus2 Год назад
16 years later and this is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched
@peggyrider2364
@peggyrider2364 4 года назад
He gets me every time with "Issa flesh wound." 😂
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
@SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад
But he’s all bones! 😁
@master-of-many-fandoms2020
@master-of-many-fandoms2020 3 года назад
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!
@giancarlotolosa10
@giancarlotolosa10 2 года назад
its a flesh bone not wound
@HemiLife713
@HemiLife713 2 года назад
On a steek
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 2 года назад
ur vile
@notnow4285
@notnow4285 3 года назад
“ᴵ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ”
@wldgamez1960
@wldgamez1960 3 года назад
1:41
@nnaline2735
@nnaline2735 3 года назад
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim
@notnow4285
@notnow4285 3 года назад
@@nnaline2735 I'm not saying it in a mean way
@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63
@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 3 года назад
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET?!?!?!?!
@notnow4285
@notnow4285 3 года назад
@@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 STOP TOUCHING MEEE
@L0ffi
@L0ffi Год назад
1:41 This "I Kill You" Kill Me!🤣🤣🤣
@Chrisphyx_roblox
@Chrisphyx_roblox Год назад
LOL the part when it said “God Dammit, OH OH I mean uh, Allah Dammit. 😂 what a joke bro IMAO
@lakeitron
@lakeitron 7 лет назад
Achmed's expressions look the realest out of all the puppets lmao
@haleighcrawley7713
@haleighcrawley7713 6 лет назад
Same, and the most beloved.
@LynnAlexandria
@LynnAlexandria 7 лет назад
This never gets old. Think I've watched this a hundred times.
@lilocole9465
@lilocole9465 6 лет назад
Omg ikr it s just so awesome.
@kl9996
@kl9996 6 лет назад
How about you watch “Lowkey-Ahmed”
@ishratmalik8657
@ishratmalik8657 6 лет назад
Lynn-Alexandria Springer McKendrick me 2
@walterinc397
@walterinc397 6 лет назад
Me too
@carreviewer6345
@carreviewer6345 Год назад
My favorite part is god dammit oh I mean allah dammit
@Netsaver
@Netsaver 3 месяца назад
I just love how he just goes on and on as Jeff fails to put his feet back. "Son of a bitch- what the hell!? Ohwaitaminutewhatthellwhatareyoudoingwhatthestopitwhatthewhatareyoudoing... STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE!!!"
@user-yv1ih4vy8x
@user-yv1ih4vy8x Месяц назад
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE! 2:34
@sabertx3273
@sabertx3273 4 года назад
The thing I love about Achmed is his ability to show his emotions through his face even though it's a skull.
@bluntlyhonest6803
@bluntlyhonest6803 Год назад
Eyes and eyebrows give that abilitt
@lauramaccready7709
@lauramaccready7709 Год назад
It's a flesh wound! 😂
@akIndia10
@akIndia10 Год назад
@@lauramaccready7709 Silence 🔕...
@sabertx3273
@sabertx3273 Год назад
@@akIndia10 as much as i would love to say a certain quote, i dont want to get banned
@KaluchYT2678
@KaluchYT2678 Год назад
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@stefanogrisendi1048
@stefanogrisendi1048 5 лет назад
someone still here 2019? 🤔
@alberthylmar5885
@alberthylmar5885 5 лет назад
yep
@rafaellarengira8155
@rafaellarengira8155 5 лет назад
Yeeeeeeeeeees
@55Quirll
@55Quirll 5 лет назад
@@rafaellarengira8155 Yep, always.
@SupernaturalDetective
@SupernaturalDetective 5 лет назад
Stefano Grisendi found it today actually
@kunalandshorya
@kunalandshorya 5 лет назад
Me
@matthewjames5621
@matthewjames5621 Год назад
"STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE.................. I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
@Cyberbrickmaster1986
@Cyberbrickmaster1986 Год назад
The voice crack when he says his catchphrase is what kills it every time!
@tacobobthecat
@tacobobthecat 4 года назад
Ever notice how jeff's arm moves achmed's head? It seems suspicious. Kinda like jeff is controling achmed. i dont know its just a theory
@angelgirl0948
@angelgirl0948 3 года назад
hmm maybe he’s just helping him since he’s a skeleton
@tacobobthecat
@tacobobthecat 3 года назад
@@angelgirl0948 oh yea thats possible too
@angelgirl0948
@angelgirl0948 3 года назад
XD
@unidentifiedobject6913
@unidentifiedobject6913 3 года назад
HOLY CRAP
@ghstbug
@ghstbug 3 года назад
He's holding his neck so he won't get stuck inside his own body.
@hictecnic
@hictecnic 7 лет назад
"Stop touching me!!!!" 😂😂
@fifitje1967
@fifitje1967 6 лет назад
Nick Campbell i keel youuu
@aprilraines2959
@aprilraines2959 6 лет назад
O
@zacharymendelsohn78
@zacharymendelsohn78 6 лет назад
Nick Campbell I KEEL YOU!!!!
@walterinc397
@walterinc397 6 лет назад
Holdop i fix it
@Crispy_pata
@Crispy_pata 6 лет назад
Nick Campbell lol thats me when im annoyed
@landonbaker4075
@landonbaker4075 Год назад
I’m fucking crying 4:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AndySandyBe
@AndySandyBe 7 месяцев назад
I love this guy. So talented, funny
@SuperSoldier26
@SuperSoldier26 3 года назад
3:02-3:07 WHOOAAAAA!! That was really good
@lt.spartanbeast861
@lt.spartanbeast861 8 лет назад
"What the hell happened to my feet"?
@thatoneguycommented3686
@thatoneguycommented3686 8 лет назад
"Son of a bitch! What the hell?
@crazyduderichard2690
@crazyduderichard2690 8 лет назад
+That One Guy Commented out
@CentralVAProductions
@CentralVAProductions 8 лет назад
+That One Guy Commented "stop touching me!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!"
@nickynicolla7122
@nickynicolla7122 7 лет назад
"Okay,I Won't move my Ass" wut
@thatoneguycommented3686
@thatoneguycommented3686 7 лет назад
+Nicky Nicolla "you idiot! You don't have an ass!"
@kawaiisht
@kawaiisht 5 месяцев назад
Omg the way he raises his eyebrows 😂❤
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 месяца назад
0:58 🤣
@VickyP-kp8uz
@VickyP-kp8uz 10 месяцев назад
This just never gets old💜
@beggajul4793
@beggajul4793 5 лет назад
Jeff:do u spell it? Acmed: what? Jeff: how do u spell ur name? Acmed: oh let’s see, a,c, flem 😂😂😂😂
@SpeccyMan
@SpeccyMan 5 лет назад
er, that's phlegm!
@Twisted_Code
@Twisted_Code 4 года назад
@@SpeccyMan to be fair, until I was like 19, I didn't realize it was spelled with a PH either, never mind a silent G. Who even thought that was a good spelling for the word, anyway?
@aniricward9211
@aniricward9211 3 года назад
THIS DOESN'T GET OLD.
@kirbit5909
@kirbit5909 3 года назад
based
@prodigy8526
@prodigy8526 3 года назад
based
@abrayanmakondeRC
@abrayanmakondeRC 3 года назад
based
@pricelessppp
@pricelessppp 2 года назад
Till some woke turd finds it offensive.
@connorgrish5246
@connorgrish5246 2 года назад
its old
@aka.pundoora
@aka.pundoora 2 месяца назад
No matter how many times I watch this, it's still funny.
@noeladcock
@noeladcock Год назад
Jeff, you are SO talented! I SO appreciate the comic relief you provide us during these tumultuous and insane times!!!😂😂😂 There should be millions of views! Share!
@KaluchYT2678
@KaluchYT2678 Год назад
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@mr_bardpants4687
@mr_bardpants4687 5 лет назад
2:28 he channeled his inner mario
@anniemela5265
@anniemela5265 3 года назад
2:43 when my classmate were trying to get my pen 😂😂😂
@CarolSantarosa
@CarolSantarosa 11 месяцев назад
I watched it many years ago and now out of nowhere it appears in my suggestions. What a great feeling laughing hard at this again!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Pureheart_gentlesoul
@Pureheart_gentlesoul 9 месяцев назад
Hello Carol..
@Battmatt22
@Battmatt22 Год назад
A legend was born this day
@kimadams6489
@kimadams6489 5 лет назад
To be a ventriloquist and be able to do so many different voices is amazing . Love it
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 2 года назад
ur vile
@KaluchYT2678
@KaluchYT2678 Год назад
Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁
@AnimeboyIanpower
@AnimeboyIanpower 5 лет назад
1:30 "A... C... Phlegm..." Too funny!
@amoonrse4048
@amoonrse4048 Год назад
What he said? 2:55 I need some....?
@alberttaisague798
@alberttaisague798 6 месяцев назад
@domn_corleoneligaments balls
@lucifersreplacement1022
@lucifersreplacement1022 Год назад
LMFAO! Yeah, I was hospitalized when this aired around Christmas time that year. Brought me some laughter while being in a tough spot. Thanks Jeff! :'D
@pretzellstixx240
@pretzellstixx240 8 лет назад
Jeff Dunham is the #1 comedian in Saudi Arabia.
@pretzellstixx240
@pretzellstixx240 8 лет назад
Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) is #2.
@deinonychus1948
@deinonychus1948 8 лет назад
i don't know, i think the Fluffy Guy is a close second!
@jssa
@jssa 8 лет назад
No not really
@brandononeill5915
@brandononeill5915 7 лет назад
+RaginTexan1 Gaming no fluffy no.1 in the world
@trevoncarteriii530
@trevoncarteriii530 7 лет назад
+JM0o0LE yes really
@AndersonNeo12
@AndersonNeo12 2 года назад
Ahmed at a BBQ. "so Ahmed.. what do you think of the meat?“ “Silence! I'll grill you!"
@AndersonNeo12
@AndersonNeo12 2 года назад
@@gordonrossier7897 🤗 Ty. Would be funny to see, "hear" that in a video, cause meat now a, days it grills so, fast
@matheustelles2116
@matheustelles2116 2 года назад
That was actually Funnier than the show
@AndersonNeo12
@AndersonNeo12 2 года назад
@@matheustelles2116 maybe Jeff reads the comments and impliments in a show: "Jeff & Friends at a BBQ". Would be awesome to have a szene with Jeff, Ahmed, Walter at a Picknick 😊
@SnapCrackelNPop
@SnapCrackelNPop Месяц назад
Not just me who thinks Walters laugh sounds like the intro to "Feel good inc" by Gorillaz
@grantprice1932
@grantprice1932 Год назад
This never gets old. Well... neither does Ac-phlem....
@cassandrasummer5362
@cassandrasummer5362 5 лет назад
This day my class was so annoying that I shouted "Silence!" and my friend shouted "I kill you!" back. We needed to explain and well we ended the lesson watching this😂
@goldprime118
@goldprime118 5 лет назад
How many people laughed?
@cassandrasummer5362
@cassandrasummer5362 5 лет назад
@@goldprime118 entire class (28 people) including our teacher
@thepersonreplyingtothishas5137
r/thathappened
@thepersonreplyingtothishas5137
@@goldprime118 the whole world
@mrsenpaihd7485
@mrsenpaihd7485 4 года назад
Hope you're not american
@saltyyparadise
@saltyyparadise 7 лет назад
SILENCE
@krisg6480
@krisg6480 7 лет назад
Savage I KEEL EW!
@yinglaithao6927
@yinglaithao6927 7 лет назад
Kris LaWho is kill keel
@StrayKidsJP
@StrayKidsJP 6 лет назад
A Jazzy Gamer I Keel You!
@jayg3858
@jayg3858 Год назад
That high pitch "i kill you" just super funny 😅
@artullov
@artullov 10 месяцев назад
One of the best Jeff Dunham performance! Great!
@valerierae76
@valerierae76 2 года назад
My history teacher played this, not for anything history related though. He asked us randomly if we knew Jeff Dunham and most of our class - 8th grade - didn’t know so he played a couple videos of Achmed and we had a blast. We forgot it was supposed to be a class and just enjoyed jokes and riddles. We miss him very much 😞 Sometimes, my old classmates would say SILENCE or I keel you to remember the times with him.
@KaluchYT2678
@KaluchYT2678 Год назад
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@cutieghoul3555
@cutieghoul3555 7 лет назад
0:47 Omg! That's why I like him! 😂
@kingofthemonsters3712
@kingofthemonsters3712 Год назад
That's why we all like him
@juneschwartz2322
@juneschwartz2322 Месяц назад
It’s 2024. I don’t think Achmed is going to be very popular in certain circles!
@RahulGupta-xb2mc
@RahulGupta-xb2mc Год назад
Seriously awesome, i really respect you tallent. Generally i never comment on any videos but I can't stopped sharing a comment for you. You are a God gift on earth
@Narikvp
@Narikvp 5 лет назад
The first and second time he says “silence! I kill you!” are the best lines, except for his “holy crap!” realization. That steals the show.
@phantomthiefjoker939
@phantomthiefjoker939 6 лет назад
3:36 Walter!!!!! That's not cool, man!!!!!!!!
@thomasbunner5214
@thomasbunner5214 5 месяцев назад
"These are my virgins?!" Priceless.
@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu
@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu 5 месяцев назад
Cracked me up
@zafarfarhan428
@zafarfarhan428 Год назад
Achmed 's character is very popular here in Pakistan... Keep the good work up😇
@teresaburr5041
@teresaburr5041 Год назад
Hahaaa.. love it!
@marcinkw.858
@marcinkw.858 Год назад
That's blows my mind 🤣
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Год назад
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
@maxwel_imol_vlog
@maxwel_imol_vlog Год назад
Also once happened at kolkata, India😅
@yeshuaisthemessiah8523
@yeshuaisthemessiah8523 Год назад
What? Really?
@notrowleyjefferson1951
@notrowleyjefferson1951 5 лет назад
Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in all of the Middle East. Ironic isn’t it?
@jessep1257
@jessep1257 4 года назад
@Catherine Hazur Israel is in the middle east...
@bassmaster117
@bassmaster117 4 года назад
Mr.Fluffy told me that too
@heydaddy4415
@heydaddy4415 4 года назад
No he isn't the majority of the middle east don't even know him
@the-nomad-show
@the-nomad-show 4 года назад
@@bassmaster117 I came here from Fluffy 😅
@benardneza7714
@benardneza7714 4 года назад
he has perfectly displayed their stigma in a funny way
@leroybaxter4045
@leroybaxter4045 5 лет назад
SILENCE I KEEL YOU Edit: XDDDDDDDDD
@inlydiad9138
@inlydiad9138 5 лет назад
I went to a Jeff Dunham show last night and he made a new thing “silence I touch you” and he kept saying it, it was quite funny
@darkvoid8263
@darkvoid8263 5 лет назад
@@zjoskesel890 it's a joke
@peytonvlogss
@peytonvlogss 4 года назад
@Zjoske Sel its a joke
@notme5501
@notme5501 4 года назад
Lol xd
@reddoesthings6225
@reddoesthings6225 4 года назад
STOP TOUCHING ME
@vendettaknight104
@vendettaknight104 10 месяцев назад
It took me so many years to realize Achmed has a beard.
@charlotterivera-mx1lg
@charlotterivera-mx1lg Год назад
Jeff Dunham and all his characters are so funny 😂😂😂 just love them.
@Pureheart_gentlesoul
@Pureheart_gentlesoul 9 месяцев назад
Hello Charlotte..
@greenlee7smythe
@greenlee7smythe 5 лет назад
“I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!” Lmao 😂
@bigh7136
@bigh7136 4 года назад
greenlee7smythe wait something is backwards holy crap.
@acrowolf7408
@acrowolf7408 4 года назад
LoL
@oldman8996
@oldman8996 4 года назад
280th like
@michaelrussell3890
@michaelrussell3890 7 лет назад
If this is paradise, I've been screwed!
@user-ro3ft8fz3h
@user-ro3ft8fz3h 7 месяцев назад
2023 now.. Watching it for 30+ times
@tvpigy9290
@tvpigy9290 Год назад
i remember watching this show with my dad when i was younger and this is just bring back so many memories
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