Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map 

Priceless!

@@bornagainliars7556 I think you mean "timeless".

I’d want Jeff and Achmed go back to Washington, DC and see where all of useless wax figures are. I’m not talking about a wax museum, I’m talking about Congress.

Yes, exellent joke....

😂😂💔

to be fair, each of his puppets takes jabs at various cultures including the USA itself with walter

They're just for entertainment So u should just consider it as that

@@Heavenly-Drakian Walter is old people Bubba J is the US in general. I'm looking forward to his millennial puppet.

@@ShadowFoxSF let's all be honest, what we have all been really waiting for is for him to make a puppet of walters wife

Achmed makes fun of muslim extremists, I can't think of a better audience for that than Israel.

Ah...well, I’m already die, so what the hell!

1:50 priceless

Love from Israel, to everyone

At least he already died! hahaha

@@Ahlem_DMC🇵🇸

Well ya better find it

(Laughs) That’s so funny. Yeah, okay, Israel. (Laughs) Yeah, that’s really funny, we’re...What?

@@Enterprise-D666 We’re in Tel Aviv.

@@HLHReviews (Starts panicking) As in Israeli army? Holy shit. Well what the hell, I’m dead anyway.

I want to see the whole show

Because the Malaysian government are apparently a bunch of snowflakes who can't seem to take jokes...

Correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've noticed Israel and Malaysia both practice the same if not similar religion and yet Israel still let Achmed be in the show

@@justind5183 and yet only one of them required Achmed becoming Jaques Shit

Malaysian goverment is??

The people probably don’t get a say in the matter

"Bagpipes have existed since the 14th century" "that is probably around that when the murder rate went up." DEEE DEEE DEEEE DE DEEE DEE-BOOM

Giatsu Akenori Scotland is my favorite part

Mrjlee93 hg

+willprogresivo oh thats because they're for a dead terrorist, it was in Malaysia where he had more issues cause of religious reasons, because of this, jeff had to make obvious changes for achmed. and by accident he made a small violation. of course with him being in the united states, it went better than expected

+kanda what was the violation? You weren't specific on the Malaysia violation jeff made

Basil Bonehead stated in the dvd, he was asked to avoid saying the named achmed. but while he was reading question cards, he said the name by accident

+Basil Bonehead The Malaysia Ministry of Culture & Arts thought Achmed was too offensive to Muslims, and if its considered offensive by them, they are not to be used.

+Jarock316 well my name is gary and how many times is that used on the telly whats the difference you have no choice thats life

Achmed appeared in his own animated special,and now I wonder if Jeff did the Achmed voice or if Achmed voiced himself. XD

ooh u don't say

Isaiah H im dead yoy idiot!

Isaiah H omg same

So👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻rest👏🏻of👏🏻the👏🏻guys👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻box👏🏻

I'm sure they didn't care. He is Jeff Dunham. He's not a revolutionary. He's Jeff Dunham. He spends 90 minutes talking to himself and takes in a quarter million dollars. Good money if you can get it

It wasn’t a loophole, it was a negotiated settlement.

I thought I heard he's no loger allowed to perform there now but that's probably just a rumor

It’s more the terror groups that have plagued the nation that they were worried about. Didn’t want him to get hurt by a Jihadist.

מצחיקים אותי אלה בתגובות שאומרים שהוא היה צריך אומץ רב כדי להופיע עם אחמד כאילו אנחנו כמוהם נפגעים מכל דבר

shut up trash

i didnt know he was there but "what with all the jews" and his 👀 killed me in very beginning of the show 😂😂😂

Yes you are, youre isreali

😂😂😂

Can I get a t shirt with that on it somehow?

+Rebecca Turner on tee spring I think you can make your own shirt

Avel Linklater cool

Avel Linklater -

whatwouldsatandokill

As a muslim malaysian i was pissed how stupid is the goverment like dude the let achmed do the act in abu dhabi.Thanks to a dumbass.

Nexus 97 That was stupid...

+Nexus 97 triggered

I was wondering what he was going to do with Achmed in a Muslim country.

oh no it's a butt hurt person

Well...im already dead, what the hell?

Tom The Cat it’s funny how he got into Israel but not Malaysia

Well I’m already dead so what the hell

@@Persona1996 Well actually the Jews would not be offended since you know...They like dead terrorists. It's funny that Arabians had no trouble at all. Jeff brought Achmed to the Middle East and they all died (metaphorically). You should look up Gabriel Iglesias, he has a funny story from his time in Saudi Arabia that mentions it, I died (metaphorically).

Michael Heath ok. I just thought because of the 6 days war and the hatred between Muslims and Jews he wouldn’t be aloud. I also didn’t know Malaysia was a Muslim Country. I thought it would be Christian because of the British occupation for nearly 200 years

Or maybe not memory loss, but tries to play as being French, and just doesn't know jack shit about France. X)

@@Plusle843 you mean Jaques Shit

@@amifeeth His name is Jaques Merde, not Jaques Shit. Apparently you don't know jack shit too. X)

Well, the French had the Foreign Legion in certain North African countries, and Napoleon did invade Egypt... Think Achmed was channelling a 'past-life' experience there?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There's a bit in the full special in which some Malaysian government agency that regulates entertainment told Jeff almost at the last minute before performing that Achmed wasn't allowed. I don't remember the bureaucratic reason given, but I think it was because things that make fun of Islam aren't allowed.

Yeah it was something about religious views that Achmed wasn't allowed, like he was taken to a very important person who asked him not have Achmed. So Jeff was like "Well when I say that I can't have Achmed they're going to boo me, it won't be directed at me it's going to be directed at the people who made the decision." and also was like "They have Achmed on the poster, how can I show up without him?" plus they have youtube in Malaysia so a lot of people had already watched his Achmed bits, so he was like what the crowd wants they'll get even if I have to go through a loophole.

Yes actualy

Wasn't Achmed a catholic in one video lol

Gassy Goddess its a puppet it's just a laugh

I love to blow up shit *

Rafi udang Thanks lol

Blow up $#!+

Icad Adli .

Irsyad Adli it’s also the language of ‘we’re not gonna help the US win their Independence against a Country we really hate unless they win a major battle’

+Tesseract YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT

+Nathaniel Thompson "Jaquemed"

Common line dat one

Because these people actually have a sense of humor. Unlike the leftist snowflakes on twitter.

And five years ago the humour was much more 'offensive', just look at filthy Frank, maxmofoe and all other RU-vidrs from 5 years ago. they would've been cancelled before you can say snowflakes.

Absolutely. People seem to have lost their sense of humour

@@aa-uz5gv Yes... Cuz the 6 foot tall pumpkin that got upset cuz some people in tik tok made fun of him isn't a snowflake... There are bitches on both ends of the political spectrum.

I mean its because they are funny I've met funny people who do offensive jokes about my culture its hilarious when they aren't funny they should stop

😂😂😂😂

+Yassine Saffi last I saw palistine isnt a country either

+Yassine Saffi I call that bullshit. Do you even know what a country means? Also there are no Palestina land ...

i want to see that show

+Aislinn Fallen Angel of Protection and Healing there is a Palestine &there is an occupation name's Israel. read history. #Free_Palestine

+Jedaqia Angel Thx for the info. Was wondering why Acmed dress like a french in Malaysia.

they know its just a puppet -.-

Jacque merde**

Omg same 😂

@Freda Childress hi freda. Just to let you know, most of malaysian in the peninsula malaysia is muslim. 60%(maybe more) of malaysian are muslim. I'm from malaysia, and im not muslim.

To be fair, it was the government that wanted to restrict Achmed. The Malaysian people clearly had a blast with his brother.

@@FallenOne669 are you telling me your government is stupid?

@@roannesarabia657 All governments are stupid in some respect.

@@FallenOne669 oh ok

Uhh the official religion in Malaysia is Islam so it is also a Muslim country lol

Of all time bro

I think he's the ONLY ventriloquist of the century.

Jonathan Sim: Magic ..

Haleigh: whoever wrote his name is gonna f**king pay for this! Dx

Jacques: "When the show is done, RUN!"

Haleigh: of course you didn’t do it, you were so busy with your training. *hugs the Dead Terrorist*

Subject Delta that was funny

Vinatus SILLENCE JE TE TOU

Vinatus U DON'T KNOW JACQUES SHIT

I'm glad that you like Jack Shit. Because I like Jack Shit as well. X3

Vive Jacques Merde! (Damn auto correct keeps changing my Vive! to give.)

I'm also french and not only Jacques was hilarious but Achmed was incredible too !

Love that part

Rob Mitchell thank you!!

Rob Mitchell “you don’t know jack shit”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Occupiers have the right to laugh too...isn't it?

@@ars5047 There's no Palestine in history. Also, if peace is ever to exist, Hamas must be destroyed. They are the evil criminals...You are supporting terrorism and murder.. Shame on you..

@SultanGaming The jews had rights to the land as far back as the roman empire.. Judea it was called back then though. In todays world i've seen little to no actual evidence of expansion from Israel, their border hasn't changed in 30 years, where it shrank slightly in the north east. Obviously the occupation must be internal in the segregated sectors if at all ~ However the complete ignorance and stupidity of people like you is somewhat amazing to me - Not only are you defending a terrorist organization which uses civilians as human shields.. uses UN hospitals and residential buildings to stockpile weapons and launch indiscriminate rocket barrages at a civilian city killing children (which i'm confident goes against the geneva convention) BUT you also imagine that it's Israels fault? L M A O. Hamas, Iran and every other muslim country has the absolute intention of destroying israel or at least displacing the jews - iran's leader openly states intention to nuke them... And lets do some math on that regard. The jews have 1 country, israel. Muslims have 50 majority islamic countries, 30 have 90+% islamic majority and 10 have 99+%. Through mass persecution, intollerance and murder but that's an issue for another time, what's your plan for the jewish people and their holy land that was stolen from them over 2 thousand years ago?

it's Jacques

which translates to jack shit

Justine Mcgraw does anyone agree at that part he looked like hitler?

Jacques Merde

yall dont know Jacques Merde

Hyperion try going to America

@@ericpulu2382 don't it worse over here.....say one wrong thing and everybody hates you place the racist and all that ..and we got measles again....

Well maybe in RU-vid you can't even get away from them because there everywhere in the comment section

Don`t worry, your not the only one. Americas Government is the same way.

In 2019, Everyone gets offended.

"When ze show is done, RUN!"

Bruno Sousa the Malaysian ministry called him up and said that achmed was offensive. Jeff couldn't show the puppet or say his name.

Bruno Sousa Malaysia is a Muslim country

I think we saw the same video but I can't find it any more. Maybe you have the link somewhere? :)

Marion Sth search google (jeff dunham all over the map)

3:09 😂😂

Well Achmed isn't the most skilled terrorist 😂

To be fair, Achmed is a poor terrorist. That’s why he blew himself up in 4 seconds 😂

Shit was censored but jack shit wasn't.

On the TV, they censored "Jaques'" last name, but not on RU-vid. Hearing it now, I really didn't know his last name translated to "shit" in English until watching this.

Also, if you pronounce Jacques Merde fast, it sounds a little like Achmed.

I realized that too!

Only nearly crying?! You better watch it again and cry this time! (I think I watch too much of Peanut)

You're rational and open minded person. I like that!

You've got good taste! Besides, anyone who doesn't like Jeff Dunham and Achmed needs their head examined ;)

I'm half french to so it was funny af!!

Zabou Claoue Is it OT in france? 😂😂

Yeah.....that doesn't make any sense

@@nickefgen9219 how does that not make sense?

@@nickefgen9219 because there is nothing called israel its palestine and she didnt ban him

@@snowfox9858 lol Palestine?

@@snowfox9858 There's no Palestine in history. Also, if peace is ever to exist, Hamas must be destroyed. You are supporting terrorism and murder.. Shame on you..

I've seen plenty other people from other countries get annoyed/pissed at jokes like these

launachan Sucks for them. Being a crybaby doesn't grant you many points.

Westerners in general! In Canada, where I live, we need to sugarcoat every joke, every word, everything because it may be deemed offensive to some people. North America, I kid you not, is becoming real life tumblr.

Thank the SJWs for that.

The world is under tyranny of PC terms and people who make them have thick heads and thin skins.

yes, that is indeed in the video.

I heart Lyoko thx

I heart Lyoko well I'm already dead, what the hell

a very green gamer I actually havent found any comments yet about the first 2 things.

Wow, things have changed in a year since you commented, now it's: -How Jeff managed to get around the ban of Achmed -About the Malaysian govenrment -a bunch of "well, I'm already dead, what the hell"

Imagine how XANA would really react if he got into the internet

me too my favorite part

drama mama queen

isaiah baggett actually it's Je te tue ! But close enough and still funny 😂

... 245 likes on a wrong sentence... waw

....actually, it's "wrong spelling". yes, 251 likes on that, nothing on yours. sorry

DeluxeTux5249 je parle francais :)

Yeah, a French skeleton.

Michael Naramore The Malaysians actually wanted Achmed. The government were the ones who didn't.

It also translates to "jack shit"

And Jacues the Dead Terrorist

I don't really believe Jacque is supposed to be an actual sibling to Achmed, but rather an alter-ego of Achmed. Basically, Jacque and Achmed are the same, Achmed was just wearing a disguise.

That’s *HOT* (🔥) if you ask me!🙊

Sameeeeee