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@robrodriguez4866
@robrodriguez4866 4 года назад
When Julia asks “you guys ready to start the show?” I’m always like NAH
@ms.win_
@ms.win_ 4 года назад
😁
@fukiibukii
@fukiibukii 4 года назад
Warm ups are basically a show. These dudes are great
@robrodriguez4866
@robrodriguez4866 4 года назад
ATC JR warm ups are basically a little version of the old show
@357849414
@357849414 4 года назад
Julia, Chilllllll . . .
@drolfharkness9644
@drolfharkness9644 4 года назад
"I'm taking these tostitos and balsamic vinaigrette to the ice cream machine" lol
@Zbandsz
@Zbandsz 4 года назад
The accuracy
@ace-vb7lw
@ace-vb7lw 4 года назад
It’s the sprinkle of “allegedly” that get me every time
@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 4 года назад
It should be it's own section of the show
@MrIcenice44
@MrIcenice44 4 года назад
It's not on time but it's not late
@neonlove1289
@neonlove1289 4 года назад
Whoever's on the graphics NEEDS to know how much we appreciate his artistry !
@NotExplicable
@NotExplicable 4 года назад
Hopefully Sonic rings come back, wondering if it's because copywriters why they don't use them anymore
@neonlove1289
@neonlove1289 4 года назад
Or her!
@chevon7665
@chevon7665 4 года назад
That synchronized AH AH AH at 7:34 it’s everything. BX all day ✖️✖️✖️
@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 4 года назад
"This is not a cartel war." Thank you! Plus, everyone already suspected him to be the shooter in the first place! She's merely confirming it.
@yourlastfoe
@yourlastfoe 4 года назад
"Confirming" means "snitching" no matter which way you want to try to spin it.
@Pocketbook24
@Pocketbook24 4 года назад
@@yourlastfoe lmao ok......
@imanhussein8744
@imanhussein8744 4 года назад
@@yourlastfoe she's not even involved in any street shit and he's not getting prosecuted for her shooting her because she didn't tell the police immediately. lmao and that nigga weak for shooting a woman who's walking away.
@yourlastfoe
@yourlastfoe 4 года назад
@@imanhussein8744 LOL. There's not ONE FUCKING THING you stated that doesn't mean she's not snitching, "Not involved in street shit" and "Didn't tell police immediately" doesn't in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM mean you're not snitching/telling. Telling is telling PERIOD.
@andrewthomas8233
@andrewthomas8233 4 года назад
@@yourlastfoe lol shut your silly mouth you'd be the first one to start whistling.
@imapisces0308
@imapisces0308 4 года назад
So glad Desus and Mero weren’t freaking weirdos about the Meg situation. Cause most of these dudes act like she the problem.
@FDT222
@FDT222 4 года назад
I came to say this. How niggas out here blaming her when she's the one that got shot?
@antg3550
@antg3550 4 года назад
Khourey Royal cuz they think they know what no snitching means but really don’t
@piscespearlmoon
@piscespearlmoon 4 года назад
looking through the comments to find this before i watch thank god
@MrKrytikol
@MrKrytikol 4 года назад
I don't believe her story. I feel like she's leaving key details out. It just doesn't sound right.
@earthwormjimjones
@earthwormjimjones 4 года назад
@@MrKrytikoland you sound like you smell bad. Take that somewhere else. Bozo.
@arianaflores2529
@arianaflores2529 4 года назад
Tory Lanes is pathetic for shooting Meg. He should be behind bars.
@RobGradyVO
@RobGradyVO 4 года назад
"the worst episdoe of Chopped" bruh im dead bahahahaha
@frankwhytejr.1367
@frankwhytejr.1367 4 года назад
Anybody saying Meg "snitched" have NEVER been in NOBODY'S streets 😂. And still be listening to Tekaski. Make THAT make sense.
@ChiChi2024Suresh
@ChiChi2024Suresh 4 года назад
💯
@MaeV808
@MaeV808 4 года назад
Yuup. From video she posted she only named Tory because his team was trying to spin the situation on Megan. He shot her and tried to blame her for it. And the rainbow clown callin it snitchin. Smh.
@CherryBlossomBlyue
@CherryBlossomBlyue 4 года назад
That's not even what snitching is though. People really somt seem to understand what that word means. Also, she's not telling us anything we didnt already know
@CherryBlossomBlyue
@CherryBlossomBlyue 4 года назад
@@MaeV808 Rainbow Clown, Tekashi? If so he should be the last person talking about snitching
@honeymoonriver6050
@honeymoonriver6050 3 года назад
Snitching in my definition is when you’re there at like a robbery and when you get caught and you tell the cops everything the people from the next plan to where everyone was going to hideout. If I get shot in the foot I’m telling everyone. People would be sick of me. Anytime my foot hurts imma bring it up
@Nomorehats
@Nomorehats 4 года назад
Nyu students eating shelter food is so just 😂
@wmwinterbottom
@wmwinterbottom 4 года назад
50k a semester to live like a poor person they pretend to be. Not exactly feeling bad
@Thewhitekorean
@Thewhitekorean 4 года назад
didnt even look that bad lol should give em some struggle sandwiches to build character
@jezuscaezar2397
@jezuscaezar2397 4 года назад
public pantry food better than that shit
@dirtporcelain
@dirtporcelain 4 года назад
That's the food they give you in county jail bookings
@Nomorehats
@Nomorehats 4 года назад
@@dirtporcelain shiiit nyc bookings would be lucky to eat this good. This is from the same contractors as public schools and shelters. One step above jail food in NYC.
@eastsidereviews727
@eastsidereviews727 4 года назад
Bruh, people had all the smoke for Meg but had nothing for 6ix9ine.
@CC-jw8cj
@CC-jw8cj 4 года назад
I wonder why
@fatflirtyandthriving
@fatflirtyandthriving 4 года назад
Because these men HATE black women but uplift and support other races with no problem
@CC-jw8cj
@CC-jw8cj 4 года назад
@@fatflirtyandthriving exactly
@mr.sandman7339
@mr.sandman7339 4 года назад
Really? So far I haven't seen anyone against Meg but plenty will clown 6ix9ine. Maybe I just haven't been following this story that much
@boomboomroom4372
@boomboomroom4372 4 года назад
Well then you living under a rock my friend. People been clowning 69
@Tatig55
@Tatig55 4 года назад
Knicks fans are deadass numb. The constant heartache is not for the weak hearted.
@joecool9739
@joecool9739 4 года назад
Knicks fans are real ones The only fans that will fuck you up while crying angry tears of sorrow
@shazz286
@shazz286 4 года назад
Knicks and arsenal fans😂😂😂
@mismay360
@mismay360 4 года назад
Also gluttons for punishment 🤣🤣🤣
@Atribecalledsuccess
@Atribecalledsuccess 4 года назад
Joe Cool Knicks fans better go fight Dolan
@CherryBlossomBlyue
@CherryBlossomBlyue 4 года назад
Lmao
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад
"You inner city urchin" I felt Rodney King'd hearing that...
@JayT89277
@JayT89277 4 года назад
I’m so use to this setup that it’s gonna be mad awkward when they return to the studio. I prefer they do it like this forever lol.
@gulionnicarrington4618
@gulionnicarrington4618 3 года назад
I just wish they were in the same room. I hate the audience.
@pg7741
@pg7741 4 года назад
“Chicken and watermelon salad” Mero: “This is racist somehow” lmao
@JNunoPictures
@JNunoPictures 4 года назад
"they take you to Pennsylvania to see grass" 😂💀
@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld
@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld 4 года назад
That hit me hard 'cause I remember the day trips to go see the pumpkin patch lmfao 'inner city urchins' >_>
@cherie124ts
@cherie124ts 4 года назад
That's Blackstreet, not Boyz II Men, but I see what you're doing😄
@hotbluflame2933
@hotbluflame2933 4 года назад
“I’m taking the Tostitos and the balsamic vinaigrette to the ice cream machine.” 😂😂😂
@dejWA
@dejWA 4 года назад
proud as fuuuck that THE BRAND is on the correct take for the Megan/Torey shit. 💕
@kdavison1793
@kdavison1793 4 года назад
7:35 that synchronized “ah ah ahhh” is everything 😂
@timothysichone4109
@timothysichone4109 4 года назад
At this point I completely understand if Knicks fans become Nets fans.
@yourlastfoe
@yourlastfoe 4 года назад
Goddamm that hurt but it's true.
@antberrios75
@antberrios75 4 года назад
Real Knick fans would never.
@BXBadmonNY
@BXBadmonNY 4 года назад
Never! its Knicks or nothing...😔
@Christopher-td8wu
@Christopher-td8wu 4 года назад
KD about to pull a fifth of the fan base!
@Geeandrezzi
@Geeandrezzi 4 года назад
ANTHONY BERRIOS Real New Yorkers would never...
@blerdynerdy5705
@blerdynerdy5705 4 года назад
"A foreskin is basically a fitted sheet" The level of shower thought statements made on this show is god tier.
@kayceecee-
@kayceecee- 4 года назад
“You shot me..” “Why you bringing up old shit?” 🤣🤣💀
@ChiChi2024Suresh
@ChiChi2024Suresh 4 года назад
Julia's dumbfounded response "WHAT" to Mero talking about leaving McChicken out had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JustinFriello
@JustinFriello 4 года назад
How tf did they say “Ah Ah Ah” AT THE SAME TIME??
@SeaEmpire
@SeaEmpire 4 года назад
I wonder what they had to cut from the discussion about tory lanez 👀👀👀
@SageVibes444
@SageVibes444 4 года назад
Wonder the same thing!
@minchui
@minchui 4 года назад
I just working event at NYU! The students can't leave their dorms for 2 weeks so they're stuck in there like jail, so what Desus said about the food options doesn't really pertain to them but they can order in food for delivery
@2194Nerd
@2194Nerd 4 года назад
Lmao Mero with the Fresh Air Fund reference, i'm weak 😂😂
@KSupreme7
@KSupreme7 4 года назад
Man said 'that's a factual fact' 😆😂😅
@WoolfJ35
@WoolfJ35 4 года назад
That allegedly hand sprinkle thing has me dead lol
@arianaflores2529
@arianaflores2529 4 года назад
NYU tuition (and most private colleges tuition) is astronomical, the school can afford to give the students better food than that.
@sevencostanza5487
@sevencostanza5487 4 года назад
“Is this a foreskin joke?” Lol poor Julia 😭
@anonmon8550
@anonmon8550 4 года назад
That moment when you find out Desus watches, " I May Destroy You." lol
@amuchen9609
@amuchen9609 4 года назад
I was thinking the same thing when he said “your birth is my birth.” Lmaoo!
@fezli8139
@fezli8139 4 года назад
Of course he does, his cousins in England must have put him on lol
@msandrews87
@msandrews87 4 года назад
As soon as he said it, I went 😲
@pr0phet
@pr0phet 4 года назад
That food looks like BMCC quality
@tglad20
@tglad20 4 года назад
Damn now I want to know what they cutout of the Meg and Tory segment.
@GetEmSean
@GetEmSean 4 года назад
YO NYU students about to look up how to make prison meals.
@antberrios75
@antberrios75 4 года назад
I'm a Knick's fan. I'm convinced they won't ever be great again. 😭😭😭
@davidmendez5933
@davidmendez5933 4 года назад
I grew up a Detroit Lions fan... I feel your pain 😔
@CapedCrusader50
@CapedCrusader50 4 года назад
Not in your lifetime no
@lauranope605
@lauranope605 4 года назад
“You shot me why are you bring up old shit” 🤣😂 😂😂😂
@hu0189743
@hu0189743 4 года назад
Tory Lamez
@victoriacorion3714
@victoriacorion3714 4 года назад
Is it just me or does anyone else think they edited a ton out of the Megan/Tory headline...
@ralelunar
@ralelunar 4 года назад
They'll probably talk more about it on the art
@touch182
@touch182 4 года назад
I still use a Berry and I'm not ashamed.
@FabulousKilljoy917
@FabulousKilljoy917 4 года назад
I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but I appreciate the matching drip b/t Desus & Mero
@Scxoop123
@Scxoop123 4 года назад
FYI ... Boys II Men never sang "Don't leave me girl" Either Keith Sweat or Blackstreet I'm disappointed ASF But you get a pass THIS TIME
@powderedtoastfacekillah734
@powderedtoastfacekillah734 4 года назад
I’m disappointed you thought Keith Sweat might sing it
@Scxoop123
@Scxoop123 4 года назад
@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 Twisted by Keith Sweat, he says "Don't leave me girl , you got me twisted over you" Try Don't try to pull my 90's R&B card
@powderedtoastfacekillah734
@powderedtoastfacekillah734 4 года назад
Austin S. Clemons aight king no disrespect...but you know Mero was singing blackstreet
@fushiapumpkinjuice
@fushiapumpkinjuice 4 года назад
I thought he was gonna sing end of the road
@bigdezol
@bigdezol 4 года назад
You're in deep when you say the allegedly for them.
@jessicabw
@jessicabw 4 года назад
"Is this a foreskin joke?"
@alonzosmith1843
@alonzosmith1843 4 года назад
We’ve established several times that Desus & Mero both have foreskin lol.😂🤣
@clydemoore3
@clydemoore3 4 года назад
Desus description of being a Knick fan is the truest thing I’ve ever heard
@lowkeybruja
@lowkeybruja 4 года назад
if they bring back the sidekick w the bx12 lights and throw some bodega boys branding on there, I would risk the rona to cop one
@hu0189743
@hu0189743 4 года назад
They need an IPhone x Blackberry collab
@PTSDeeD212
@PTSDeeD212 4 года назад
Brilliant. ⚡️
@ruega
@ruega 4 года назад
He said singing Boys To Men and shit. Proceeds to sing “Don’t Leave Me” by Blackstreet 🤣🤣🤣
@rcpmac
@rcpmac 4 года назад
You guys bring a laugh at a time when that is a rare commodity
@orchidelightful
@orchidelightful 4 года назад
Crack and Foreskins Ha! Dead 💀
@TheButterThief
@TheButterThief 4 года назад
Gang gang!
@relativerust
@relativerust 4 года назад
I Def used to get coffee and a medium fry for dinner at the 24 hr McDonald's on 8th in Chelsea lol. Hard times lol
@jorgefamilia9634
@jorgefamilia9634 4 года назад
“Get in the lab get some inspiration” then the sprinkles 🙃🤣😂
@illlli7469
@illlli7469 4 года назад
Mero said boyz2men and sang don’t leave me girl lol
@Toure316
@Toure316 4 года назад
for that tuition, they should be eating steak for breakfast
@thepatshowonwp
@thepatshowonwp 4 года назад
Blackberries are the most secure phones ever--the CIA can't crack that sucker which is why Obama, Clinton and the Bushes had one.I loved mine and will buy the new one if they make it.
@wtfrlly
@wtfrlly 4 года назад
Is Mero losing weight????
@2our
@2our 4 года назад
Look like it
@rontam06
@rontam06 4 года назад
Ribs is Touchin!!! #HIPHOP #HIPHOP #REALHIPHOP
@2our
@2our 4 года назад
Someone sent that man some food
@VocallyYours3
@VocallyYours3 4 года назад
Yea he’s shedding his Quarantine weight...☝🏽
@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld
@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld 4 года назад
He gained weight during quarantine, I think. But I do think he's shedding more than just quarantine pounds. Which is good! I want Mero to be around for a long time.
@llwill26
@llwill26 4 года назад
😂😂😂... And the Brooklyn Nets be the good dude that do everything right and would treat you good and you stay with the dude that treat you bad... That's real 🤣.
@malimillions
@malimillions 4 года назад
You know you’re poor with low expectations when all the nyu food looks great. Wtf are they complaining about? None of it’s rotten!
@sbaxter3252
@sbaxter3252 4 года назад
The amount of tuition for what they were given when they are required to respect quarantine rules. That is not even enough food for a college student
@hanaj
@hanaj 4 года назад
There meal plan for the semester is probably over $5,000. For that, I’m gonna need real food.
@ebonydavis3386
@ebonydavis3386 4 года назад
I’m grateful for Desus and Mero for speaking truth about Megan. A lot y’all niggas is proving that y’all don’t care about black women
@bronxmami1404
@bronxmami1404 4 года назад
Foreskin is a fitted sheet nahhh lmaoooo
@NotExplicable
@NotExplicable 4 года назад
"Crack'n Foreskins" coming to Show Time
@leolion7158
@leolion7158 4 года назад
Desus said "A cigarette lighter " like it don't light his blunts 😂
@cgmcgregor
@cgmcgregor 4 года назад
“Smoke cigarettes you find on the floor”
@Christopher-td8wu
@Christopher-td8wu 4 года назад
5:35 "This is entertainment..." I could feel Desus slamming on the problematic button
@VocallyYours3
@VocallyYours3 4 года назад
Lol I can’t with y’all!!✌🏽😂
@nycxgoddess
@nycxgoddess 4 года назад
We in here 🗽🗽🗽
@aliasanew3398
@aliasanew3398 4 года назад
Ya tu sabe 💪🏾
@biginsmallbackyards
@biginsmallbackyards 4 года назад
Torey Lanez just got finished watching Harlem Nights when he shot at Megs foot
@jolaoso
@jolaoso 4 года назад
Julia real quick to dismiss the BB comeback... damn! #BBMGang
@3spy1rex3
@3spy1rex3 4 года назад
Hes totally right about mcdonalds food
@DutchessG
@DutchessG 4 года назад
Nah I don’t wanna see that damn “ball of death” again, ish broke my heart in 2009.
@crazycool02
@crazycool02 4 года назад
Not having to refrigerate McDonald’s food is some real facts
@davidmendez5933
@davidmendez5933 4 года назад
🤢
@twoodbeats
@twoodbeats 4 года назад
1 time for that "ahh ahh ahh" in unison at 7:33!! the brand is synchronized!
@TheModernAlchemix
@TheModernAlchemix 4 года назад
“Is these eggs or is that Burrata??” 😂🤣😂🤣
@Stardust414
@Stardust414 4 года назад
I'm using a Samsung Note 10+ & STILL miss my damn Blackberry 😓 BBM had me shook like a crackhead!!🤷🏼‍♀️ #BringBackBBM 💯✌️
@khadijaaallaoui6316
@khadijaaallaoui6316 4 года назад
welcome to the party
@nellom.8771
@nellom.8771 4 года назад
Yerrrrr
@mismay360
@mismay360 4 года назад
Loooool @ the bbm talk
@cynverguenza-
@cynverguenza- 4 года назад
Domestic violence is not fucking “hot goss”
@Nomorehats
@Nomorehats 4 года назад
Mero Dominican flag has been up forever. The Hatian flag just came out the box 😂
@aliasanew3398
@aliasanew3398 4 года назад
Still got the folded imprints and shit lol
@rontam06
@rontam06 4 года назад
Haiti 🇭🇹 2020
@Classicontento
@Classicontento 4 года назад
they said “ah ah ah” the exact same time 😂
@WhyThoAce
@WhyThoAce 4 года назад
I can't wait to give out my bbm pin 😂😂😂
@VRBLNSLT
@VRBLNSLT 4 года назад
Why do I associate Crack & Foreskins.. immediatly with some hillbilly country duo? 😂
@lrac_1
@lrac_1 4 года назад
Lol waittttttt I think you need a disclaimer on that McDonald’s thing we can’t have the bodega hive with food poison ☠️
@dtdtdtdtification
@dtdtdtdtification 4 года назад
blackberry back! LMAO holy shit
@Filmatic5
@Filmatic5 4 года назад
Knicks AND Mets fan. Dead inside.
@toya226
@toya226 4 года назад
I like Mero’s shirt 🔥
@cherie124ts
@cherie124ts 4 года назад
Gang Gang 😏
@larrylawrence3882
@larrylawrence3882 4 года назад
“Pin mi a talk nuh inna nuh Blackberry” 🇯🇲
@lizzydakid
@lizzydakid 4 года назад
mcdonalds comment is a goddamn fact
@kyxkyler
@kyxkyler 4 года назад
Look at Mero loosing weight. Ya no esta Gordito
@astheskylarksings
@astheskylarksings 4 года назад
Anyone else find ol’ girl with NPR voice annoying? Whenever I hear her speak, I feel like the cops are being called on me.
@Abell_lledA
@Abell_lledA 4 года назад
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. Non-Duality
@MP-lc7vy
@MP-lc7vy 4 года назад
Duality is part of the essence of human nature. Just do you and stop pushing whatever cult movement you're on.
@nnamdi5611
@nnamdi5611 4 года назад
Someone get Mero a shelf
@seakc87
@seakc87 4 года назад
HOW DO YALL NOT HAVE CLOSED CAPTIONS?
@TheRealReVeLaTioN
@TheRealReVeLaTioN 4 года назад
I’m surprised they didn’t throw in a Harlem Nights reference when talking about T. Lanes shooting MTS in the foot! How the hell did they miss that opportunity?!
@johnnyobrian4119
@johnnyobrian4119 4 года назад
Ohhh you gon shoot me in my pinky toe
@TheRealReVeLaTioN
@TheRealReVeLaTioN 4 года назад
@@johnnyobrian4119 i was really starting to wonder if folks my age actually watch this show! It breaks my heart to know how so many folks know of the Friday movies but hardly anyone that watches this (obviously) New York show, knows about Harlem Nights!!
@4biz
@4biz 4 года назад
LOVE the bodega boys
@danteferrise6742
@danteferrise6742 4 года назад
And the sad thing is about those meals those students are paying AN ARM AND A LEG AND THEY GIVING THEM TOSTITOS AND BALSAMIC DRESSING?
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