I know this is a comedy skit, but it did bring up something that I hadn't paid attention to at first. Trump claims that he didn't fondle those women because they were ugly, not because it was the wrong thing to do. Does that mean that if he'd found them attractive that he'd have touched them inappropriately?
Trump says things like that all the time. Go back and listen to any time someone accuses him of something. He follows that pattern of saying he didn't do something wrong on the grounds that the other thing was defective to him. For example, if you told him that he rear-ended your car he'd say it doesn't matter because your car was shit anyway.
He doesn't really fondle anyone inappropriately. Many women have come forth saying women were actually throwing themselves unto him. But media wont show that of course
I've played baseball basketball and boxed my whole life never have I said or heard anything like what trump said. Call me crazy but we don't really talk about sexual assault so casually.
Xavier Soto yeah, its a spit to mens face everywhere who play sports. i talk about girls with my friends but i only ever say like her ass is crazy or something, not go all into how you could violate her and that fucked up shit. trump is just freak nasty and creepy bro, and he uses tic tacs when hes a billionare wtf?
Thanks so much Xavier Soto and everyone in this thread, I heard so much about this "normal locker room talk" that I'd started to think all men really talk like this when they're among themselves. I wanted to ask my male friends about it but was sort of afraid they'd confirm it. So great to hear it isn't true, after all :-)
MartaVdz trust me im very open and i know that talks among guys are often jokes and shouldnt be taken seriously when its not... ive never heard someone say such things and ive been in many luckerooms with many guys. like if a guy would say something like that the other guys would think ''what an idiot''. worse luckeroom talk ive heard would be something like ''ok so i met a girl and she wanted me to try anal on her'' but u cant blame a guy for saying that its just sexual normal talk and he felt to share. when trump said it trust me he meant it.
Xavier Soto it's not sexual assault if a woman lets a man touch her. Key word "let". You become a billionaire and then maybe you'd know what he's talking about. There are women who will do things with men because they are rich/famous/powerful.
Interesting how this simple statement brought Trump Trolls. Why on this statement I wonder? Apparently they take their clue from the Big Orange one: Context and appropriateness are not required for Bullying communications.
Funny that Billy Bush was fired for his participation in this disgusting spectacle, but Donald Trump was elected president. Oh, if only I could laugh about it instead of spontaneously projectile vomit.
This is what comes of lowering our educational standards so that high school graduates are still reading Ant and Bee and can't handle the nuances of Fun with Dick and Jane.
LIGER ZERO Trump apologized by saying "It's what men do." That's not an apology. He was talking about sexually assaulting women. That isn't locker room talk. It's disgusting, intolerable talk, and potentially a confession of guilt
granted he apologized for that but what about everything else? its hard to take his word on this no matter how sincere with everything else he shits out his mouth
As opposed to the pathological alternate reality of the Clintons? Between Bill's 'Wag the Dog' bombing of Iraq to divert attention away from his impeachment, and Hillary's fabrication of government mass killing of civilians in Libya to push NATO bombing to create a gold-backed currency prove they are both scary amoral sadists capable of any deplorable action to justify their needs. Trump is not even in the same universe as the truly evil Clintons.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That writing is impecable and Laura is, as always, perfect. I'm obsessed, this is the only good thing to come out of the Trump presidency: good comedy.
She's had a lot less plastic surgery done... I don't like to judge women purely on their appearance, but Melania's cheekbones are kinda uncanny valley...
so let me get this straight, trump supporters. When hillary defends her husband from accusations by random women, she is an "enabler" and deserves to have these women paraded out during her debate, decades later. But when melania does the exact same thing, it's OK?
Cheesus Saves words? trump's accusers aren't coming out because trump said mean things, they are accusing him of actions - exactly like bill's accusers (who all settled with him years ago and cleared him of any wrongdoing)
First of all, don't change the topic, you said that kuruptzZz could not post the first comment he said. what he said was true, and if you don't want to listen to facts, then it's your problem pal.
Charles Debo will if you as a man would do that to another women then what gives you the moral High Ground to judge Donald Trump? And you just disrespected your own wife because of your own comment. Just 💩 on him. Women love man with a take charge attitude, power, king of the pack. If you don't believe that then off of social media you must be a chump in real life. Have a blessed day😆
So you are cool, with me pointing out that Trump's references was that to another man's wife. And that is A O K with you. You would stand by Trump if he did that to your wife right! Myself I would not do that to another man's wife, I was pointing out you being a hypocrite. Unless you think men of wealth and power can grab other married women by the pussy. If you think that is A O K then more power to you!
Hillary is a GLOBALIST PUPPET for rich white men...Warren Buffet, George Sorros, and other RICH WHITE MEN. Hillary Violated the espionage act. If any one else did this they would be in prison. Hillary for Prison 2016...!!
Foriegn spouses usually learn the language from the SO's. Melania's English is very poor for someone who has been married to an English speaker and interacting with English speakers for 14 years.
Owen Ryder -- First of all, you don't know how well she handles her other non-native languages. Second -- she's been in America supposedly interacting with American English speakers for well over a decade. With a decent amount of daily interaction with native speakers, she should be better by now. Third -- her son speaks fluent Slovenian, even though he was born in the USA. I would submit to you that he has spent most of his time with his mother, and she with him, speaking HER language; and her opportunity to exchange sophisticated English conversation with educated native speakers has not been all that rich -- by her own choice or otherwise. Fourth -- she may understand much more than she can get out -- that is usual in people speaking a second language. Fluency is about what you can spit out without hesitation or searching for words, not about grammatical accuracy or thickness of accent. It sounds like she may have learned to understand English well, but not speak it as well as you'd expect after nearly 15 years. Who does all the talking, and about what?. Lastly -- there are people who speak five or more languages, and don't have a damned thing to say worth hearing in any of them
Janice, she is the President's wife, Rich and Famous! Maybe you should pay a closer look at the unhappy look on Hillary Clinton's Face? She is the most cheated on White Women in the World.
Oh shut the fuck up. You Trumptards are so out of touch, it's no fucking wonder that his biggest demographic support comes from males w/o college education.
I've only seen this actress twice and it's playing the same character. Both times were hilarious. There's not too many people that can compete with Tina Fey's Palin performance but this actress is all the way there.
***** I disagree with you. For one thing, Melania is not a muslim, so I don't see your point there, unless you're lumping all imigration together. Secondly, it's anti immigration to make fun of someone who happens to be an immigrant? I'm sorry, but just because I might say, for example, "Melania Trump looks and sounds like a turkey preening itself the distorted reflection of a soup spoon." Does not mean I think Melania Trump should not have been allowed to go to the US. She should have every right everyone else has, just like Steven has the right to make fun of her for having too much eyeshadow. (Which would be too much on a man, too, by the way. I'm an equal opportunity make-fun-of-people-er) I don't know the statistics of which age or sex group the refugees belong to, but I'm actually a firm believer that everyone should at least have a chance, and even if they were mostly men, they should have the option to try for citizenship or refugee status. Nooooow your rape culture claim. I again disagree with you, for two major reasons; first and foremost, I think you're watering down the word 'rape' when you use rape culture to describe every percieved inequality. It makes the actual horrendous act seem less serious because of oversaturation of the word. Secondly, you say "rape culture can be established in the West." As though it's better elsewhere. There is an actual literal rape culture in the middle east, a culture wherein rape can be considered punishment for a whole host of things women do. In the West, the worst you have is... a woman putting on an accent and too much eyeliner to make fun of someone. Oh, the humanity. Last footnote here; this entire skit was to make fun of and point out that Donald Trump actually bragged about and potentially did sexual assault people he has power over. This, I would think, is the sort of thing you would want, right? They're throwing Donald under the Billie Bush Bus for his horrible behavior.
Except Trump isn't against Mexican's. If Hispanic's are voting for him and realize he isn't, I wonder why you think he is? BTW, I'm not voting for anyone.
The Mean Arena you are kidding right? He said Mexico doesn't send heir best bla bla bla... he said his followers were passionate for beating up a Mexican homeless man... he said the Indiana judge was unqualified for his job because of his Mexican heritage, AND he said bad "hombres" are over here. That implies that he believes the only illegal immigrants causing trouble in the country are of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. If you are a Hispanic person, you are fucked up and have a veil over your eyes.
Trump paid his taxes fair and square. Hillary voters are too dumb to know the difference between a legitimate deduction and tax evasion. Plus, they don't care about Hillary's criminality.
Sure, tax fraud, is paying. Such an honest man, Trump is. He only made ONE fake university. Such a genius, Trump is. He only lost a billion dollars on casinos.
American is made of immigrants but it seems after decades history isn't a subject in your system It seems to have been replaced with hate, racism and guns Its a pity land we all dreamt of Its a shame
Clinton doesn't say or do anything remotely funny or interesting. Trump gets a laugh every time he opens his mouth. Unfunny and uninteresting TV shows get cancelled. It's as simple as that.
sawadee they have a point. They are biased due to self concluding opinions on Republican's actions and Trumps actions and talk. If there was a doof for Democrat you best believe he is getting made fun of a lot.
They're pro-Clinton in the sense that Trump is easily the worst choice in every sense. Clinton isn't perfect, but what do you want them to say? She's still better than Trump. Much, much better than Trump.
I don't know anything about the symbol prior to nazi use, but I'm pretty sure they borrowed the image from another culture and it had positive messages.
Herpa Derp You are right about that. Originally it was a symbol for life and happiness in Buddhism and Hinduism in Asia and Southeast Asia. It is called Swastika and have been known for 14.000 years. Originally the rotation of the wheel goes towards east (were the sun is "born"), the nazi symbol went to the west (thus meaning towards death. Unfortunately the Nazis never discovered their wheel was going towards the west, meaning towards death.
+Celisar1 He's anti Israel. That's an Israeli flag and he replace the star of David with the Nazi swastika. So I would guess that he's probably a muslim fanatic.
how are you gonna be the first lady and u can barely speak English. how long has she been in the US? all the money they got why can't she take English classes
Based on trump's ideology Melania cant be first lady! she wasn't born or raised here she knows nothing about the country or its politics and polices, cant even speak English audibly to all Americans how can she lead!??
oh yea? jack of all trade master of non! speaks 5 languages but can't hold an intelligent conversation in any! cant even give a speech to save her life!
***** speaking of stupidity u are the definition of just that, since u think marring into money equals qualification to make life changing decision from the white house
Ofcos u voted trump, u are not American. A man that insulted our soldiers, pays no tax, our women ns disables and sees no reason to acknowledge the fact or apologize is obviously ur choice
It will be the darkest day of America in American history if Trump become the president ... I feel so sorry for America, i hope Trump dont win the election. Im not even American and im really scared hahahahaha
Son Dao I think you are wrong , Russia really likes Trump , as well as china... He has worldwide business partners and good connections with politicians. So no , the world is not scarred of trump. Americans are the only scared once and their allies... the rest of us are cool with trump ... thats cause the US media brainwashes its ppl into hating trump.
I've loved Stephen Colbert since his first show, but comedienne Laura Benanti is great. I've watched this for the 3rd time and in a week. I find it even funnier, picking up on little things she throws in. I've had tears in my eyes from laughing.
Welcome to America, now we will have a President and first lady who match with the Kardashians, the hallow beliefs, tasteless food, stupid consumism, racism and homophobia.
But at least Trump did not run as half black and then when elected, forget about his white heritage. Say what you want, but he is the President. Hillary's fault? Colmey's fault? No, the democrats fault for not having a worthy opponent to beat a "bad man" And what about Obama's legacy? He would had one if he cared more about America, instead of himself.
***** Muslim fan? I respect Muslims and attend a school with many Muslim students (believe it or not). Is there a problem? I'd be careful about what you're saying! You wouldn't want me to send them to your house chanting those infamous phrases, would you?
Charlie: Obama tried to make improvements, such as infrastructure, but had not enough congressional support. He was virtually, racially neutral so how did he "forget about his white heritage"? What do you suggest that he should have done? Be specific, which problems could he have solved w/congressional support? You make no definite suggestions.
Obama did not have enough congressional support to implement those infrastructural plans. Provide details & documented evidence of that alleged 10 trillion in national debt authorization. Do you really have a PhD or are you a medical doctor, Doc Vega?
Conran Thomas I am not for Bernie. I just gave you a list of facts. All of these are verified by looking at the Emails. I think what we are seeing here is now people who are calling facts conspiracy theories. Amazing times to be alive.
I love how the left acts like they are the defender of immigrants... then choose to make someone's accent and broken English the main point of their act. It's also a sign of Colbert's ever-declining ratings. Colbert is the next Larry Wilmore.
CrimeDoesNotPay So you want them to get someone that is nothing like MelaniaTrump, even tho they're supposed to do a skit on interviewing a fake-but-similar Melania Trump?
If you felt like the accent is what they made the main point of the act, it's no wonder you deride the left. Clearly the bit was above your level. The main point of the act was to show how utterly untenable her and everyone else's defense of him is.
CrimeDoesNotPay That was the first thing I noticed about the commentary, too. All this incessant talk over an alleged titty squeeze when everything is going to hell. Open borders, out of control debt, no growth, corruption (and yes, the election is rigged ), a foreign policy so insane that Hillary has armed ISIS. And this is supposed to be funny?
Some wealthy old money men still expect their wives in particular to be seen only and not heard,certainly not challenging their husband bad character behavior, which to me or any reasonable person a bad trade off for security.
Fa Jae, I miss my first Family so much, and even more everyday. First Lady Michelle Obama, was intelligent, educated, and worked to inspire all (especially women), to better themselves ♡
LAURA!! Just love her! Excellent work, yet again. Can't y'all put together a musical skit, where Melania gets to sing? How about a mini-musical? Oh, please, Stephen!
Darlene DeVegan Assuming you're speaking about the Trumps, she's the 3rd and if he loses, he'll blame her as well as any and all women. That will no doubt be the end of the "many years".
You're an idiot Kay Omholt. It doesn't matter the location- locker room, bar, in a car, on a private bus- it was macho talk in between a few males trying to one up each other and sound cool.
You're the idiot. Bragging about touching women without their consent is not "macho talk". It's sexual assault. But you're right about one thing: it doesn't matter the location, because it's still illegal.
john ott - Too bad they failed at "sounding cool". BTW - Private or not, is NOT the point. It was a company bus and both Bush and Trump were on 'company time'. As such, they both should have been more careful about what they were saying.
Kay Omholt-Montague I'm trying to understand your comment. So if Trump made those comments at home that would be alright with you? Does Hillary get a pass, after she viciously attacked Bill's accusers whom he penetrated with cigars and phone receivers, while "on company time"?
She probably doesn't get the opportunity to speak English with many people. I have a feeling he locks her up in a cage with a hamster wheel when he goes out to cheat on her
