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subscribe for more! just drop some ideas if you have any youd like for me to do - - WOW i summoned most of Australia with this video , how are you? Also, how can you live in that heat i honestly just cannot any hot country hates me, i also hope youre well, family is thinking about going to nz to see other family, not really aus, but i imagine similar? Idk just thought id tell you guys if you have any tips, thank you
as an Australian i am offended not because of these memes, but because of this being labelled as "memes" and not being "a compilation of historically correct photos" as an australian i also feel that this is a documentary thank you for reading my ted talk
Fun fact, Australia is the ONLY place in the world where the Mc Donald’s (Macca’s) ice cream machine works 98% of the time. Want Mc Donald’s Ice Cream, come to Australia, where you seriously won’t see a snake in the shops, spiders are few in your house, the only wasps to worry about aren’t native, and were built like Giga Chads both inside and outside Update: did you know that in Australia, Deadpool is rated MA 15+
99% of all snakes in Australia are freaking scared of humans, but one, which is more venomous than the King Cobra and longer, called the Brown Snake, is intelligent enough to remember you, knows that if it attacks from behind it will be safer, and knows where it has previously bit you, continuing to attack that same spot, which boosts the power of their venom, and makes it spread quicker
@@AncientVerseAnimations u forgot about the tiger snake, the other smart aggressive asshole of snake that we have in the south. we don't get browns in the south west
@@davidsutton1121 I’m in the Middle East, lol, up so high tsunamis can’t reach us, and even though the rest of Australia is in drought, I got fresh rain water
fun fact: most of the time, they aren't even broken! they are just in a long cleaning process, so employees lie to you when they say it's broken! (most of the time)
Eh, we Americans go there when we want to experience a REALLY exciting outdoors. Well, the kind where the locals aren't normally shooting at us, or each other, or the ground, or the air, or the... Yeah, we realize that place is more dangerous per square mile than here, and many of us think that place would make for a great vacation spot.
As an Australian myself, I would like to clear up a common misconception, we don't say shrimp, we say prawns so saying shrimp on the Barbie is just a little silly
@@TheKrispyfort Yep, unfortunately Paul Bogan fucked us over. I guess if he had Tossed another prawn on the barbie, they might have had to ask an extra question.... other than "What's a barbie?"
As an Australian, one of the most common native birds is the Magpie lark. They look like normal birds, but if you get within ten metres of the trees where they have their nests during nesting season, they will make a noise kind of like a goofy cartoon horn and swoop you. I have heard stories of people having to be rushed to the hospital because a swooping magpie puched a literal hole in the top of their skull. The little pooftas also tend to go for the eyes with their claws. Fortunately, magies barely ever actually make contact with peoples' heads, as their swooping is usually meant as more of a scare tactic. Many people still like to wear helmets though, even when they're walking, to protect them from the larks. And don't even get me started on the fucking drop bears.
You're getting magpie larks (mudlarks) and magpies confused. Mudlarks are brave and will chase magpies, which are bigger, but I never heard of them swooping people,
Don’t forget the magpies, also both are very friendly where I live, (I live right next to a park) they come up to my farther and eat the worms he digs up while working in the garden, I have never been swooped/attacked by one
12:00 fun fact about Cassowaries, the claws on their talons can get to 4-5 inches long, incredibly sharp, they can jump 7 feet high and run at 50KPH ( 31 miles per hour). DO NOT PISS OFF CASSOWARIES! this is 100% serious, they are like the worlds most dangerous bird. (to humans)
its one of those cases where you dont need to outrun the other people that might be with you as the cassowarie is more likely to go after the fast runner
At the Perth zoo, the cassowary enclosure is separated from the footpath by a chain link fence and nothing else. I stood like a metre and a half away from one and it was unbelievably intimidating. Those legs were mad thick and strong looking. And it was making some chainsaw dubstep noises, too.
In Australia our fire fighters don't use hoses to quell the flames. They just dunk their fists in a bucket of water before punching at the fire. Gets the job done.
haha i hate out weather it only rains long enough to make it hotter and more humid... then if it does decide to rain long enough to cool things down it doesnt stop til we're under water....
can't believe his mate is trying to trick him into thinking they don't exist. Not a very good friend. We tell people about them for their own fkn safety...
Indeed I despise this misinformation! It is a community service Aussies provide to warn others coming to Australia of the drop bears! They are a true danger.
2:05 not only is this guy (Steven Bradbury) genuinely a national hero, but "doing a Bradbury" is actually a common phrase here. it refers to someone achieving something amazing by being so incredibly shit at it that it somehow circles back around to work in their favour.
People forget that he was ranked as the best in the world for several years and kept being injured by other players while training which prevented him from competing while he was in his prime.
I must tell everyone the existence of March flies in Australia. They are giant flies that bite like mosquitoes. However, their bites hurt and leave bleeding holes. They will bite through your clothes, and they are everywhere in areas that they live.
We have something quite similar in Canada; call them horse flies. They dont bite like mosquitos, they just rip a chunk of you off and fly away with it. Deer flies do the same thing but they are "normal" fly sized so they dont hurt unless its a sensitive bit unlike the horse flies which are at least 3 times the size of "normal" flies. They also dont really die unless u crush them between something and consequently have no fear. Thankfully they only live in the deserty parts of Canada (yes we have those) and die off mostly in the cold winters.
Had a run in with the bastards on a school camp. I was walking through a bush while dodging purple prickles. To make that day even worse, that was after I watched a naked guy in nothing but a towel walk 20km along a beach in 34˚ heat.
im just picturing the people finding out that we called our prime minster Scomo.. than again america would have to learn what a prime minster is and not what a president is.
17:08 Guys for any non-Australians, our wildlife has literally had to deal with so many fucking bushfires that the plants have evolved to recover from bushfires by storing extra buds for leaves within the bark. Our trees are literally built different.
My brother pointed out that Pamdora in Borderlands is basically Australia. Largely dessert areas, litterally everything wants to kill you and the insects are horrible
So here's the funny thing -- Mad Max _is_ a documentary. Just not in the way you're thinking. Although it's true that Australia never has more than four months of urea reserves at any time (which is absolutely essential to our transport and logistics infrastructure since 90% of domestically distributed goods are moved via trucks and road trains) the films actually focus on the results of mismanaging our very limited and precious fresh water reserves. Mad Max is what happens if Australia _ever_ has a diesel fuel and water crisis lasting more than two years.
@@Stonecold300😭😭😭 when i was 5 me and my 2 sisters + my mum, driving down a country road to nanup (WA) and a emu stuck his head in the window and me and my twin being 5 screamed so fjkldh loud and my mum was trying to wind up the window but the emu had his head still in the car and we started going faster but the emu was keeping up and then there was a pole….the emu was alr 😅
As an Australian I absolutely love memes that treat Australia like some nightmare hellscape, bc it makes me feel SO powerful for just existing here casually doing nothing special to survive
As an Aussie, dropbears are real! One of the guys in my class at school wrote a fable called "the boy who cried dropbear" as a parody of "The boy who cried wolf" they're basically meat eating koalas. Also, funny story, when I was 6 I was in the outback and my friends dad told us all (6 kids) that the first to touch a kangaroo would get $200, we spent 2 hours running after god damn roos. (we obvi failed tho)
i've seen the roo in the lake on a few australia memes videos and i do want to clear something up. contrary to the post the kangaroo is not actually waiting to lure people into the water. rather it is taking a dip to cool down. kangaroos, however, feel quite vulnerable in the water; especially of crocodiles. as such they fight like their life depends on it and may make a preemptive strike if they see you approaching them. its purely a defensive stratergy. that said, if you enter the water with them, they absolutely can and will **** your **** up and you will likely find yourself either drowned or disembowled. remember, this is a defense tactic intended for CROCODILES...
Okay but the one at 1:42 is legit: It's hot so you go to the beach to relax. The high temperatures mix with feilds covered in dry grass causes bushfires. The smoke from bushfires creates heavy storm clouds and higher wind cycles. The giant storms and harsh wind last for hours, which results in flooding. Sometimes it only takes 2 days for that whole system to have reached its conclusion.
Kangaroos apparently are a fav of the dingo, and I happen to like them too (got to try some years ago). Of course, getting kangaroo meat where I live is almost impossible.
well yeah they cant walk backward only forwards into our stomachs . i wonder what bald eagle taste like ........probly fish and road kill on second thoughts
Fun fact, the kangaroo and the emu cannot walk backwards. That's the main reason we lost the Great Emu War, they never retreated! We learned from that and never started a war with the roos.
Why does he think that drop bears aren't real? Bro is like one of them conspiracy theorists that thinks birds aren't real. I had to fight off 12 drop bears just this morning.
The Australian Tourism Dept had a campaign to reduce the fear of people scared to visit Australia, so now all Australians have to pretend drop bears aren't a thing.
2:12 Bradbury wasn’t lucky, he won the gold by SHEER TACTICAL BRILLIANCE, PURE SKILL, and INTIMIDATING PRESENCE, why else would everyone have fallen over if it wasn’t planned
They were so concerned about the guy who was about to be lapped that it threw them off their rhythm. Never get tired of watching that clip. It's just so Australian, partly because nobody in Australia actually does speed skating, if that makes sense. We should put together a gridiron team just to troll the Yanks.
can confirm the breakfast lunch and tea part it is not just a lunch time thing.. i have eaten it at midnight before too so it works at any time of the day haha
Fun fact: I live in Australia, and once my family's Christmas tree had a red-back spider, a close relative of the black widow, that would've killed me in a bite. Also, we have the one of the most venomous spiders in the world, the funnel web. They are known for being aggressive. And they can swim.
I like the Whitetail as the nastiest spider, sometimes you can't feel the bite and the venom is necrotising. Meaning one day you can wake up and your skin is literally dissolving. God I love Australia.
@@Aabergmnot trying to be stuck up or anything but its not actually the venom from the white tails that are dangerous, its a fungal or bacterial infection instead. Their reputation for being extremely venomous is mostly unfounded.
Now I imagine two tribes of prehistoric australians fighting over a piece of shadow, one riding to battle on flightless birds, the other on crocodiles.
26:00 Your friend is messing with you. It's a "fine, you've annoyed me. congrats. now go touch this fire you're so curious about". Dropbears do exist. Just avoid koalas that are above head height and you should be ok.
@@VaazkLShorts THEY ARE REAL! ONE JUMPED ON MY FRIENDS HEAD THE OTHER DAY (She is American so I knew how to avoid them)! Btw my pet spider, Sharen (named after my auntie), in the corner of my room is now after you for lying. Fear her 🕷🇦🇺
@@VaazkLShorts No genuinely, they do exist but are difficult to decern from real koalas. There's a video of a woman trying to move a "koala" off the highway before she is attacked the the drop bear. Those fuckers are real and scary I promise.
Random Aussie facts: Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards, Magpies are horrifying during swooping season, most Kangaroos at Zoos (at least from what ive seen.) just lay about and chill, Emus and Cassowarys cannot fly. Enjoy your dose of Random Aussie facts - Random Aussie that watched this video.
fun fact: the emu war was actually a thing. basically a dude said there was too many emus so they tried to exterminate them. farmers and workers were complaining about the emus. lots of people actually died because EMUS FIGHT BACK!!! and there was this thing called “emos for emus” idk: correct me if im wrong.
I am an arachnophobic Australian. Let me tell you about the time I was recovering from multiple surgeries at my parents’ place (in a city), when at 2 am a huntsman the size of a fucking dinner plate decided to invade my room via the floor. I couldn’t walk or use my hands much, and although they’re good non venomous spideys, that big is just a nope from me. I yelled for my dad to come save me, because he’d only just gone to bed, and he just sidled up and peered at it from metres away because he’s as arachnophobic as me. He tried to slink off and leave me to the spider, at which I protested greatly. Yes, he left his helpless, injured first born to the monster. Eventually my pathetic cries woke my mother, who in a great cloud of grump at being awoken by all the mewling, promptly picked up a slipper and bashed the fucker to death (the spider, that is, not my lilly-livered father). I survived. Just.
@@fimbulsummeryou’re so lucky that the huntsmans’ hunting instinct percentage just straight up went “ *_FALL_* “ the second it entered the room. Imagine if that shit crawled on you.
I live in Australia and when going to sleep we often hear possums run on the roof of our house and on one day it was like 43 degrees we rescued 2 possums by taking them into our house so they don’t burn their feet in the road
My cup runs over is a biblical term to describe being so blessed you can't contain it all. So what they meant here was to not make you totally overwhelmed by happiness at the news of the new marsupial.
Just think of it as the beer tap won't turn off and the bartender is busy calling someone to come fix it... So you reach over and keep topping off your glass whenever he's not looking. Your cup runneth over.
23:39 in Australia wa and a couple of other places are burning burning but in Melbourn its sooo cold it snows in some places and i went to Mt Buller (ski resort) for Aussies and 90% of the Aussies are skiing and snowboarding in there aussie shorts and t-shirts so stop saying we cant handle the weather the snow is hottttt
all jokes aside mate the reason for the EMU and Kangaroo on our national emblem is because they dont walk backwards like a shark doesnt swim backwards only forwards .
@@DocAcher Nah I have a better theory, both the kangaroo and the emu can't go backwards and they are facing each other holding the shield, so they are completely stuck. It's a metaphor for Australian politics.
In Australia right now kangaroos are luring dogs into deep water so they drown. So if you’re in Australia watch your dogs! But also, as an Australian this video is 100% accurate
You know, the funniest thing about Australia is that it's neighbor New Zealand literally has nothing that Australia has except the heat, despite being next to each other (separated by an ocean, of course)
As an Aussie I always find the animal thing bemusing. About 60,000 Indians die from snakebite every year. In Australia, occasionally one person does, usually during flood.
As an Australian, i can confirm that dropbears are real and your friend is lying to you to convince you to go to australia, so that he is less likely to be eaten.
Well actually koala bears get tired some times (all the time, their food makes them drunk/high) and if they fall asleep they can fall out of trees and this startles them, like having that dream where you are falling, except when you wake up you have landed on a large hairless mutant giant, when koalas get spooked they will bite and claw their way to safety regardless of what's in the way. Long story short, it doesn't happen often but "drop bear" incidents are a thing, and have been fatal, but it's mostly just manslaughter not intentionally malicious.
Don't be worried about drop bears, be scared of the hoop snakes. Taipans have a rare behaviour where they bite their tail (like an ouroboros) and roll towards people at high speed, biting people who have entered their designated territory.
as an aussie i feel its important to inform everyone that the correct way to pronounce "australia" is "ah-strah-lya" not "oh-stray-lia" and melbourne is "mel-bun" and we literally pronounce our capital city as "can-bruh" also the general rule with spiders is that in queensland the big ones are usually harmless (huntsmans are the size of dinner plates but you actually want them around because they eat the mozzies) but in new south wales the big ones will kill you (they like to live in shoes)
As someone in NSW, I always check my shoes before wearing them. Also the amount of wolf spiders that are the size of your head, and those trapdoor spiders with the thick legs is crazy. Giant roaches are always lurking around at night aswell.
Sydney funnel web the real nasty isnt it? Think it has the nickname "bird eater", or maybe they are separate spiders i dunno. Anyways check your shoes cause they only got one exit and any spiders aint getting crushed without a fight.
6:06 I know a surprising amount about these hell bugs, oki here I go. The tarantula hawk wasp is a wasp that can grow up to 2 inches. And how they lay eggs is how they got there name. They hunt tarantulas and then once dead they lay their eggs inside the spider, once the eggs hatch they eat the inside of the spider. And the cycle continues 😊
The best thing about "road subject to melting" is that it's such a common occurrence, they have indicators to show how deep you sink into the black goo on that particular day.