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Everything you make brings me unrestricted amounts of joy. A couple of ideas for you are Batman memes! There's plenty about just Batman. And this one guy keeps asking for Danish memes. If that's too niche, you could try Scandenavian memes. You could do some Shrek memes. Those are classic. And reddit memes are always full of content if you need something easy. You could try frog or llama memes if you wanna branch out. Egypt memes could be cool. Salt memes could be pretty out there. It might be controversial, but you can give politics memes a try. I just wouldn't reccomend American politics. People get pretty competitve about politics here. Like sports. Oh, sports memes could be another good idea! Or AI. Maybe English, or language memes in general. Well, hope I've given you at least one idea. Oh, and you said you were thinking of doing a texts video? I saw good feedback for that idea!
Sorry, just to list them out easier for you. Batman Danish or Scandenavian Shrek Reddit Frog Llama Egypt Salt Politics (not American) Sports AI English Language Texts And one other idea I just came up with! Africa! Have a good day! We all love and care about you! You're awesome!
Art (sketchbook art, digital art, etc) whatever is good I just want more art memes in a meme compilation with a voice I can actually stand and not one of those dumb computer voices which make me wanna rip out my ears. (Also WOOOOO CANADAAAA IM A CANADIANNN WOOOOOOO)
It's not his fault. Brits can say things like "water" and pronounce it "wa'a" or "isn't it" and pronounce it "innit" ...It's the booze. They have a country smaller than newfoundland, but with more distinct accents than all of north america combined. Alcohol causes speech impediments. Be gentle with them until they sober up please... recovering from a night of being Legends isn't easy. 🤣
As an Australian, I can tell you that we think of New Zealand as our little brother, Canada, as our favourite cousin and the USA as that uncle that no one talks about.
@@ninjaartist1235I dont think so but the former one did shit his pants in a McDonald’s And yes he did do black face but you have to remember those things are only offensive in America so in other countries it means nothing and honestly that’s sad dude that your history with slaves still is getting people cancelled genuinely sad
As a Canadian, I find it so funny how people try to imitate the way we say "Eh", because when you try to force the "Eh" it doesn't flow nicely. Tip: don't force it, let the "Eh" come to you. It isn't supposed to go in the middle of a sentence, it's like a question at the end.
The thing about the first meme, is that it was a SELF-REPORTED survey. So the real title should be "More American believe they're nice on an airplane than Canadians." or something.
It was also reported in the _New York Times_ so, bias much? That said, Canadians aren't really especially nicer than the Americans I'm pretty sure; Canada has its share of jerks and loudmouth bigots. We've just got about 1/8th the population and overall the world just pays a whole lot less attention to us is all. There are a lot of problems here (housing and food prices, the deplorable treatment of First Nations, and it's not like racism, sexism, and homo/trans phobia doesn't exist here), it's just the USA has some problems that they're having a lot of issues shaking on a systemic level, like gun violence (because guns were put on a pedestal in their constitution), and healthcare (because they've pretty much missed the boat to transition to socialized health care and it's looking less likely that they'll ever manage it). A big part of the problem, I think, can be traced to their awful type of election system. It basically makes it impossible for any nuance or gradual change to occur; you either vote Democrat or Republican and anything else is essentially throwing your vote away. Also, we love to complain about the snow and talk about the cold here way too much.
Canadian Evil: Holding the door open for a stranger when they are a little too far away, holding eye contact and beaming a cheery smile ( even a casual head nod if you wanna lil razzle-dazzle) -- and watching them awkwardly hurry so as to not be rude to you and your kind gesture. The little hop skip-jog across the parking lot is a beautiful sight.
I saw that some American men were in a tizzy about holding doors open for women because of equality and sexism something something and it's like... but do you not just hold the door open for anyone? including moose and bears and whomsoever else wishes to enter?
Canada memes starter pack: Niceness ✔️ Moose/Goose ✔️ Maple syrup ✔️ Hockey ✔️ Cold ✔️ Edit: War crimes ✔️ Tim Hortons ✔️ Poutine ✔️ Plastic money ✔️ Basic human rights ✔️ Bagged milk (and other liquids) ✔️
From an army memoir of a British soldier talking to a Canadian soldier. 'You Canadians are tall, where do find such massive men?' 'We go into the forests, shake the trees and they fall out.'
non-canadians will never understand the genuine fear we have towards the geese, those things are vicious, territorial and create an unreasonable amount of poop
We Americans understand, given that your satan chickens like to fly over us on a regular basis. As for the poop, we don't see that as unreasonable. Their combined output is less than what one of our politicians produces in a day.
9:33 if you are confused about the way that bag milk works me as a Canadian I would gladly tell you so the way this works is that we canadiens has like cup that is shaped like the bag but a little bigger so the bag of milk can fit and when it is haft way in the air stop it from continuing and we have to continuously hit it against the table so that the air exists and it is perfectly in and when it is perfectly in the is two corners that are not in the cup and we cut one of the corners so the milk can exists but be careful if you cut it to small the will come out in small amount and take for ever but if you cut it to big the milk will get on the table and it will be like a mini waterfall of milk. Thank for listening. -Canadian
while you are correct, it seems like the way you're saying MAY be a bit.... difficult to understand so let me translate it: We got jugs that are about 1cm bigger in all dimensions than the bag and as a jug, it got an handle in the bag to do lever action. To allow the milk to flow, you use a pair of scissors to cut one of the exposed corners (the one on the opposite side of the handle). Cutting it at the right spot is kind of an art though since otherwise, it will either take like a minute to fill a normal cup (cut too small) or flow so fast it'll likely splash out (cut too big). Now.... we do also have milk in cartons.... but if you have the reusable jug, it's usually better to just get the bags as I BELIEVE expiration dates are slightly better on the bags and you get twice the amount of total milk as you get from a single large carton.
As another Canadian I would like to add that the container we put the milk bags in is called a pitcher and it is better to cut both corners of the bag for increased flow.
I am a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, once years ago while I was in the training system, a pair of geese took up residence above one of the doors into our quarters. They built a sad nest with pebbles and branches. It was the side of the building with the parking lot. They would attack multiple troops a day. People couldn’t even go unlock their cars without being chased and hissed at. Our MCpl had to sit us all down after we reported in the morning and remind us that geese don’t have knives. But they bite and they outstretch their wings and beat you. They’re not nice. Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha 😊 Oh, incidentally, at the office I now work at, during the nesting time of year for geese we all get up from our desks and run to the bank of windows and watch the pairs of geese fight over the dandelion patches. Also watch unknowing people walk by too close and then run away in terror. It is truly an equalizer.
"Does a bear crap in the woods?" Is a common sarcastic comeback to a stupid question where the answer is obviously Yes. However I don't know what that has to do with Canada. Did it origonate there?
@@PixelOverloadIt's used a lot in Canada. I can vouch for that. My Dad, Grandpa, and Brother use it often. Though, it's used a little less by younger people these days, from what I've seen.
As a brazilian, I must say it was a surprise to learn that Canada has bagged milk too. It is very common here, and a company even tried creating a 3D animated bad of milk mascot called Barriguinha Mole (Soft Tummy, in a quick translation). Needless to say, that said mascot ended up looking disturbing at best, and it is now popular on the Internet thanks to its weirdness
12:19 for those who are wondering, that's a siamese hydrant sign, it's like a fire hydrant but on the walls and they are usually hard to spot in winter, so that's why we have these signs around.
@@LeverActionBoiit is said that the Geneva Convention's nickname is "things Canada isn't allowed to do anymore" and when Canada gets dragged into a war they schedule a meeting to update it
As a canadian, I can say that street names make me laugh sometimes. I live in the only french place in canada but I once saw a street named ChèvreFeuille (it is a tree). Translated (not the name of the tree) it means Goatleaf
We also have a street name in newfoundland I believe called dildo. I am from BC so I have never personally seen it but I am very sure this is a thing and you are welcome to fact check it lol
i keep seeing pictures of Canadian snow and being like wow, drama queens, because i’m from alaska where we currently have four feet of snow (it’s march rn) and the moose keep causing car accidents. Then i realize im just as jealous as the texans
fr I live in southern Canada and it is way too hot here, in December it snowed like 3 feet this march it's only snowed 10 cm, gonna move north in a couple years, just enough so it's colder but not too cold (probably northen bc) done with this warm weather, it only got to -27 this winter, like what??? that's too warm??? I didn't even wear need a jacket at all the entire winter.
Depends where you live in Canada, tbh. A huge portion of Canada is completely landlocked with no major bodies of water nearby, so precipitation is relatively low. But close to the great lakes, or along the Atlantic coast, the snow can get pretty crazy. I live in Toronto, and this winter has been a mess because of El Nino, hardly any snow or freezing temps at all. But last winter we got dumped with 3 - 4 ft of snow in one night. They had to close the school down the street because the snow on the roof was so heavy, there was a legitimate concern about the roof caving in. Of course, Toronto is quite warm overall, so the snow rarely sticks around for long. I grew up on the prairies, where we don't get a ton of snow, but it gets so cold that everything is just covered in a thin layer of ice, and the air immediately hurts any exposed skin, and your eyelashes can freeze together. Not trying to one-up you though. Alaska is VERY far north AND mostly surrounded by an ocean with a mountain range trapping moisture right over top, so y'all get the terrifyingly frigid temperatures AND the big time snow. Living there is definitely next level lol. It's beautiful though.
11:50 The little chairs around the pizza "table" are a reference to _The Friendly Giant_ , a kids' show in which they used model furniture to suggest the host was a giant. He would invite the viewers to enter the castle and sit on the furniture.
12:19 I searched google for the image, from Reddit: this symbol is a siamese (double) terminal for a fire hydrant, usually on the wall of a building. It mimics what the siamese terminal looks from above.
The photographic evidence is for the expression "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Personally I always find bear poop on the road, and bear puke in the bush
@@Spiralredd can't speek for all of Canada because of how large it is but I don't think I've heard anyone prech to me about how we should be going to war
@@SquarahKat I really wanna move to Canada. I'm tired of living in fear that some criminal is gonna break into my house or that war is gonna break out in America.
@@SpiralreddPro tip if you do decide to live in Canada make sure you don’t go in a 5km radius of the geese because they will chase you and try to kill you. It has to do with God on April fools day when he made mosquitos and anglerfish so yeah just if you see goose walk away
@5:14 the robot, Hitchbot IS OK. It’s in a museum in Ottawa (the capital), the one sent to the USA was a copy or second one, as supposedly they were worried it wouldn’t make it 😅
As a Canadian, I can agree that I have worn shorts in -40 weather and me and my cousins all went outside to go play in the snow with just shorts and a T-Shirt, multiple times. Also I want more of these videos.
The only thing I’m scared of are Swans and turkeys. I can take a canadian goose but not their bigger siblings. Yet. I’m still training. THEN I’ll tackle the turkeys. They’re like swans but sharp
@@kyze8284 Yeah, 1v1 you can probably take a Canadian goose, as long as you're confident and over 4 ft tall. Just grab em by the neck haha. But don't forget that unlike swans, who tend to pair up, Canadian geese travel in packs of anywhere from 4 to 15 individuals, and they WILL team up on you.
5:48 noname beer is actually the best. Its cheaper than all the other ones too. Granted only like a dollar or two cheaper, but still. Cheaper and better than anything else.
For me, the bagged milk isn't odd at all. We had that in school here in Sweden when I was young. Heck, they were around when I was in 12th grade (2012). It was like this "machine" with a.... tap? That you pressed the glass against. Pretty sure a lot of juice machines in hotels are similar in function, just minus the bag.
I feel like the US is reacting how I was reacting the first time I saw powdered milk 😅🤣 To my child brain it didn't make sense how a liquid could become a powder (I felt to dumb in chemistry class a few years later)
0:41 That is a Vancouver Translink bus and since I see them all the time, I know that the 'sorry' is not for the accident but because the bus is 'not in service'
Japan only wishes they reached beyond Nappa level, that's why they invented DragonBall, to dream of things they would never responsibly have unless they stopped being so egotistical.
With regard to the pooping grizzly bear...a common American response to a question whose answer is 'yes' is 'does a bear shit in the woods?' It's like, an obvious yes answer lol.
@@SquarahKat And without so much deadly wildlife - we just have cougars, grizzleys, black bears, polar bears, wolverines and brown recluse spiders. Australia is much more dangerous 😉
As a Canadian, I agree. Till you hit the far north. Then its literally the same as Australia, except instead of it being hot and everything's trying to kill you. Its cold and everything is trying to kill you .
15:45 Fun fact: "Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete, a mixture of wood pulp and ice, for use against German U-boats in the mid-Atlantic, which were beyond the flight range of land-based planes at that time." "After promising scale tests and the creation of a prototype on Patricia Lake, Jasper National Park, in Alberta, Canada, the project was shelved due to rising costs, added requirements, and the availability of longer-range aircraft and escort carriers which closed the Mid-Atlantic gap that the project was intended to address."
13:19 MississAgUa really caught me off guard, had to pause the video and show my friend who lives there. and the cut which means you redid it makes it even better!
ADRESSING THE BEAR TAKING A DUMP IN THE WOODS: There is a saying that goes, "does a bear shit in the woods" that is often said when a ridiculous question is asked. Good day (also yes a am Canadian..)
Lol, the buses just display "Sorry, Not In Service" or something like that whenever they're on the road but not running a route to avoid confusion when they blow past you at the stop (otherwise it shows the route number and the next stop), but i guess it works for an accident too 😅
1:10 it has a deeper meaning though. During WW1 Canadians threw cans of food to the german lines/trenches, after a few days the germans were accustomed to it and waited the moment. Then Canadians threw grenades, not canned food . It became an "trend" in other sectors, so much that it became a new point in the geneva checklist.
15:26 As a Canadian, look how clean that snow is. If the snow ain't clean, you know who to blame for messy up maple taffy day, because they wrote their name in yellow😉Get it?
As a canadian, I am still so confused about how bagged milk is so strange to everyone. I thought most countries knew about and used both bagged and the packaged milk???????
@@vicvik5305 looking through these comments I found out it's not just Canada, Brazil and some places in China have bagged milk too, but myself as a Canadia haven't even seen any
That Canadian Prison is the Kingston Penitentiary, it opened in 1835 and housed most of Canada's worst criminals for around 178 years till it closed in 2013. Now it is used for tours, they tell you facts about people who escaped (the most famous one being Tyrone Williams nicknamed Ty Conn) and the Kingston Pen riot in 1971, so prisons are not empty in Canada the one in the picture is just a closed one, and if you ever go to Canada you should take the tour it is awesome
It is, in fact, still illegal to actually participate in a duel in Canada - including the issuance of the challenge itself. It is a criminal offence with a maximum penalty of two years imprisonment. This extends not only to issuer and the accepter, but anyone involved in attempting to provoke either party into fighting said duel. Source: Section 71 of the Criminal Code of Canada
12:19 There's no Fire hydrant in Montreal. Instead, buildings have plugs for firefighters to plug their hoses in. This pannel indicates the location of those plugs.
