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I asked my elementary teacher when we’re going to learn taxes and important things. She said something like “you’ll learn that in middle school”. In middle school I asked my teacher the same thing. She said something like “don’t worry about it. You’ll learn it in high school”. In high school I was completely lost and still have no idea on what is going on.
it used to be the bullies every time . stuffing you in a locker one minute , trying to stuff your doritos in their mouth the next . they used to straight up take my shit smh . i wished for so long that i had the courage to finally stand up to them 😂😂😂😂
one day i had a bag of peanut butter m&ms, i shit you not one of the worst acting kids (to me) in class came up to me and said "ayo lemme get some" when i gave him like 3 a different kid came back after walking with him and told me "he just said 'i just remembered i dont even like m&ms"
4:25 well the teachers never do anything except make it worse . if you and the bully get sent to the guidance counselor to mediate the conflict then the bully goes back to their other bully friends , so they can devise a plan to bully you even harder because now they know you’re a “snitch” . the bully’s parents are also no help because at home their kids are “angels” who “wouldn’t hurt a fly”
i had a guidance counselor ask "what do you want me to do about it" when I reported my bully, then when I came back to class, my teacher decided to yell at me for "hanging out with the handsome guidance counselor and skipping class" - the bully I reported was in the room and confronted me after class about reporting her. It's like they purposefully wanna make their students school shooters smfh
1:58 I know why. It’s because School teaches you the most boring parts of history possible but when you do it as a hobby you get to see all the funny and interesting history. Like the fact that some country’s declared war on a birds. They don’t teach you that shiz in school.
0:17 me now because i didn't go to school for 2 days because i thought it was going to rain a lot but those were the only days because where there was not that much rain
Graduated middle school today. Now I have to deal with the emptiness of leaving all my friends behind because I live closer to the other high school in the area. (You can’t choose which high school you go to it’s whichever you live closest to)
3:18 ok I know a lot of places probably do have bad lunches but one I went to had a whole kitchen for teaching us how to cook so the food was so good I actually went out of my way to try and recreate what they made there at home 😂
7:50 One of our math teachers told us that 99% of the time, teachers would use an already existing problem instead of inventing one (because it's kind of hard, I guess?) and that if you put google the problem there are chances that you will find the answer with some different words. He was my favorite math teacher.
7:56 That's when the smart students actually have to start helping the students who need help because the teachers didn't. I had to do that many times in my high school career, and I think I actually put in more hours of work than the actual teachers.
16:12 For my district, it happens about every month, and they tend to go by grade, as most of the school buildings have multiple grades. And if you're wondering, yes, they do pull dogs on us.
6:20 “If a university burns down, all students immediately graduate with a bachelor’s degree”…. I might just have gotten a great idea for the weekend. (joke)
I one time gave my friend a piece of chocolate which attracted a girl which attracted the majority of the girls basketball team and I felt bad so I gave everyone a chocolate and I ended up with four chocolates left.
16:10 As someone who lives in America, every school day a couple dozen classrooms in a certain area are chosen for backpack inspections to make sure no students and bring weapons or illegal substances on campus. While the police do it several times a day the odds stack out to any individual student going through it once a month or so. Have to mitigate our reputation of being country with the most school shooting somehow.
I will never get over my science teacher getting suspended for bringing a fire arm onto school property in 2017. Sprague high school, Mr. Johnson. Cool guy Dropped out in 2018 so saying the school name doesn’t matter much
in the front of the class some of my friends just kinda eat and the teacher notices and yells at him but when the girls are screaming standing up braiding each others hair and eating, the teacher does nothing
I fell asleep in math class a lot. Teacher woke me up and asked me to answer a question. I answered it then immediately went back to sleep. I woke up again because everyone bust out laughing. I didn't really know why everyone was laughing and went back to sleep again.
*takes out gum* Quiet kid: … The weird kid: HEY YOUR MY BEST FRIEND GIVE ME SOMEEE Random kid: hey remember how I opened the door for you last year? The fake crier: GIMMME SOME PLEAZZZZZZ😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😢😢😭😤😭😭😤😤 The flexer: guys calm down I have more gum than him That one kid: *pulls out 5 gum* Im gonna do it 😜 Teacher: I quit
0:50 god why did we learn this stupid instrument, they dont even sound good, it was like being in a class full of people with the talent of Squidward (not that i did better of course, im saying we all sucked)
Yeah, I really don't get that 'period dignity' stuff. I'm not against it, I just don't get it. Like, when would you ever need it? Can a period sneak up on you unexpectedly? Oh, sorry, I thought periods were _periodic._
