MEN IS THIS TRUE? | Memes for Men | Dipper Reacts to VaazkL 

Seen on the bathroom wall: "You can shake it, smack it, or bang it against the wall. In your underwear the last drop will fall."

With this video we learned a few things: 1) When Dipper tries to say some "fun fact", people lose their knuckles. 2) It does not matter were, but Dipper always work overtime. 3) If you are poor, just become THE mailman. 4) Over the fence guys, those extra drops makes underwear go yellow eventually. And with a billion dollars, I would hire someone to make profit of that money and would enjoy my life with the people I love without working a single day more.

All of these memes about how a woman smiling at a man and the man thinking she's in love with him, are, I think, indicative of just how little attention women give men in our society more so than saying anything about men.

Actually, despite being a guy, I never knew men peed through the gate. I didn’t even know that was a thing until a few years ago.

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15:20 the rule is that over the fence is quicker and easier and the gate is for your hand to do adjustments and/or to act as your junks emotional support fondler

Over the fence every time 😂

To answer your question, not a lot of people “use the gate”. It’s like using that tiny pocket on jeans. If you use the gate, you risk getting it on yourself. You gotta open up, and pull back the side curtains to *not* do that.

Half the billion dollars will go to St. Judes for saving my life when I was 2

5:55 It's said that hitting a guy in the balls is supposed to be as much pain as pregnancy. I've heard confirmation and denials of that though. It seems like the pain might spike as much, but it doesn't go as long.

Regarding the MailMan. We used to be able to provide for whole families on just one income. That sharply changed after Reagan

Context for the drone guy, he won

9:39 sign me the hell up this sounds like a blast.

When it comes to over the fence or through the hole... It literally depends on the type of pants/shorts I am wearing. For button/zipper, I go through the hole. For elastic (think gym shorts or sweat pants), I just pull the front down.

why did you blush at 0:58 ?

@11:08 Single and sane. You cant have all 3, so i pick the 2 that wont cause pre-mature baldness.

Most instances of getting hit in the nuts don't hurt that bad but there is a spot that can get hit just right to send you into another dimension of pain. There are also occasions of not getting hurt that bad but pretending you are that hurt to get out of a situation or lay an ambush.

I WISH I saw women chasing dudes. Aside from the 10/10 dudes, it never happened. Edit: Nah if the minimum wage went up with cost of living it would be like $36 an hour. That Grandpa mailman was just from a time where 1 income was enough to live on. MAYBE he had stocks or something, too, but it wasn't necessary.

The original Cinema Therapy would probably be one of the commentary tracks from The Gamers DVD. I don't know if they were psych students or not, but they discussed the movie from a very Freud point of view.

1:33 I did that so I couldn’t make a mess on my shirt one time

That guy had a Gamecube with the Donkey Konga Bongas!

17:20 Forget "Animal Style", now we have "The Zoo"

I do love the moogle outfit, subbed for it

"Why are they making the girls so dramatic" She says dramatically

The gate is never big enough.. and things get stuck...

You know what chips are really good? Hickory Sticks and Ruffles “All Dressed”. Other brands make “All Dressed” chips, but Ruffles makes the best ones. Hickory Sticks are easily my favourites though.

Girl out here accidentally primoting cannibalism, and its hilarious. ❤ 20:22

Bro I love cinema therapy, I watched the megamind one of course, I love seeing their videos

If it is hot, over the fence but if it's cold through the gate.

I go thru the gate. I just find it easier.

I piss sitting down unless there are urinals. Don't have to worry about getting nagged for missing the bowl that way...

The underwear slit I think is there for times where pulling pants down is difficult, such as wearing pants and a belt. Though, the elastic in underwear usually constricts the flow of fluid, so I hardly go over the gate anymore. Heck, most of the time I go under the gate as it's the best of both worlds (when you're wearing shorts, obviously).

Depending on the weather: spring, summer, and autumn "through the gate", winter "over the fence"... and if number 2 "stark" until I finish wiping (once had a tag knot stick to the hem of a shirt until it got on top my head when I took off the shirt).

Cmon Andrea, eat beans with that guy

22:40 nah nah, that the 'heel meal', show it some respect.

Some gates have button locks, so in an emergency situation, it's easier to hop the fence. Saying that, I do have a couple pairs where going under the fence is also a option

15:33 neither through the gate or over the fence, you go under the fence

Really good editing and additions to this one!

Oh getting kicked in the nads hurts and it hurts alot. Its basically like shutting down your bodies movement functions the pain is super intense and not just localised on just the mans nuts the pain extends to your entire lower body and intestines, with an instant feeling of nausea and the pain gets more intense if you try to move (like i said shuts down your bodys movement function) BUT there is one thing that should be mentioned and that is that if it happens often men can gain some immunity to it and eventually while it will still hurt it wont debilitate him to the point of not being able to move (it will just piss him off and slow him down slightly) and when you kick a guy like that in the nuts you better expect he gunna not care about genders after you do it. Its gunna be 100% equality in his response because you just attacked him in a way that could cause him to lose part of his reproductive system and yes there are cases where men have had to have them removed from the damage cause or even become sterile from the damage (even men dont attack each other in the nuts when fighting).

8:16 0% - anyone who would think to leave a cupcake there is absolutely the type to spike it with laxatives

17:54 - it's a debate because it's not a "agree/disagree" question, (because vast majority agree it's pretty fucking weird) it's a "legal/illegal" question. as it currently stands in the US, people can record you as much as they want so long as they're on public property. like the street or sidewalk. If they are on public property, cops can't actually do anything in the moment aside from advise you to go inside or close your curtains. it's a question of how do you balance privacy with the first amendment. There are always certain exceptions, but it's a general rule of thumb to remember that Weird/creepy does not automatically equal illegal. this is why Paparazzi can operate as freely as they do. I'm not quite sure how drones would factor into the equation, though. Edit: looked it up. He wasn't actually charged. Good.

18:04 Same reason you can't shoot down passing planes that fly over your property.

Only over the fence for me if im wearing pants that dont have a fly

Whether you use the gate depends on who built it and the size of the snake.

1:08 Yep, morning WEWD. Plain and simple.

Depends, there are 2 factors usually out the gate for me. If you're in a public bathroom always the gate, but depending on how badly you gotta pee sometimes you just gotta whip that shit out as quickly as possible so you just drop trou

14:41 if you ever do that through the gate you are out of the men league and you will be shamed forever for your actions

No Man will ever use "thru the gate"

14:44 over the fence at home and through the gate when out and about.

you only go through the gate when you are wearing a belt and are tucked in. Makes it a lot easier.

😂😂😂😂😂 the gate is like taking a piss while someone is trying to chock it to death idk who made the whole but he doesnt speak for us all😅

not me getting the premiere Noti after it's over

Why is female Dipper Pines in my feed?

For those who wonder the thumbnail, we do both. Sometimes we even lower the fence

Great vid dips

The mailman was friends with the dogs

9:29 (The added text on the right) The women actually chase after the guys? Holy shit- And uhm...... where... where was that? Asking for a friend. 👉 👈 🥺

14:13 I just finished BioShock 1&2, ad those were some amazing games. Holy crap

I remember when i was a kid i would save a stick near our driveway, so when i walked with my grandfather to the corner store i could play with the stick and slide it across the fences and gates

Properties of Dating Women, choose 2. Sane and Attractive, cause she wont be single if shes dating me.

gate = short, over fence = bit longer, under the gate = long 😏

It honestly depends on the gate.

15:20 gate is messier and if your wearing jeans its a 50/50 to nick the sack when putting it away

For my self defense this video got recommended even though im not like these simps for Vtubers but as a 23 year old mental instabil dude every of these men memes are 100% accurate

15:00 It's in all male underwear. It's two pieces of cloth that when layers cover you up. The slit is the main option, pulling them down also works if you want to let the area breath though.

10:36 "you can wiggle, you can shake, you can do a little dance. But the last drop of pee is going in your pants."

1:30 to spite people I bite at every single icescream I eat. 3:00 the water from washing the hands drains to was the urinal. 14:40 when I was lighter trough the damn now that I am heavier I prefer to drop the wall.

End peices of bread are my favourite

3:09 there will be splash, no matter where you aim. Just be a clean person and pee while sitting down, and wipe

14:45 depends on if we’re wearing jeans or not.

5:05 It means we got a log going on. We're sorting things out. Filtering what is and isn't important. But there's a lot of it. It'll take us a while. And after we filter everything, we have to sort it, prioritize everything. Imagine moving a ton of files from your PC to an external drive. Then, looking through all those files and deciding what you do and don't need to keep. Then looking at what you've kept and figuring out where it needs to go so it's organized. It's one of the many cases where we say EXACTLY what we mean with as little metaphor as possible. 11:14 I choose Sane and Attractive because, by virtue of dating me, she's no longer single. 😎 12:58 On one hand... that might be an invite. On the other hand... WE'RE GOING TOO FAST ABORT ABORT I just wanna get to know her.

15:03 think it's easier to just pull it out from above

26:00 Something like build an actual town. Then use the town as capital to start up a company. I'd possibly make my own movie.

15:20 if with a belt - gate. if something loose on, over the fence.

I came here from the Minecraft movie trailer... thank you for saving my life.

23:01 i'd probably make a bigger gate, or maybe not. feel like fat or just big people might have a hard time getting around in my cramped apartment, the gate looks tight

always over the fence, the jean gate trauma is real

I subbed soley because you said pickle chips are good.

In regards to the thumbnail... i only wear kilts... guess. And yes pink ranger, first crush lol.

that front hole in boxers are not always there it depends on the brands and type of boxers usually the breifs have them

22:46 not true! I'm the only one who eat those in my family! I am proud of that tho

Who goes through the gate? Not me. Over the fence all the way.

Girl friendzones me Me: hell yeah. A friend

14:47 over the fence; I've tried pants with access, and it just made me feel anxious about my meat and two vegetables just toppling out...

Im currently sick thanks for being my mother!

5:31 I tried to test this, Don’t ever test it

I wish i could still carry my grandmas groceries. 😢😢

WTF DOES A V TUBER KEEP POPPING UP ON MY FEED (first v tuber i’ve ever seen 7/10 video i thought they were a lot weirder)

5:45 that is SO incorrect and it gave me phantom pain thinking about this possibility

the top ad bottom slices of bread aren't too bade, they are my got o with nutella or when I'm making a pb n j. a shame I only get one of those sandwiches per bread

Ah yes, Finally, Snack and memes after a day. too bad the discord link is dead- unsure if intentional

24:42 The exact thought process as to why I'm a chromedome

I wanna know where dipper is from now for all these aggressively pusuing women

What do you are going to go down? They are already below replacement levels in a lot of countries. A good majority are under 2, and a lot are under 1.5 live births.

3:31 nah I’m in cross country my mental health is definitely worse than my physical health

I'm just sane

no way, man.. Except if you are average chinese you cant possibly through the gate

Bro I am a nice guy but never whined about it. I look at it as if a girl does not like me it is her loss. Not going to wait around and try to change some ones mind. I take a no as a no. No game playing. That's how I met my wife. One girls trash is another girls treasure.

so true

The Dad that Writes balls probably dont work properly, because you can ideed feel pain doen there.