Metal Detector Melee | Kevin James Short Film 

Either that or a WW2 landmine!

For real, there should have been a pay off

Lol me too. Reminds me of rdr glass eye

I agree. That’s where I thought it was going too

My thought exactly

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That's what I was thinking.

Now that you mentioned it🤔😂

He certainly has got his money out of that thing!

😂🥱😜 I was thinking the same thing! LOL!

You are awesome

this is amazing

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Read this in a wildlife documentary narrater voice😂

He has a lot of talented help, not like basic youtube creators who did it all themselves. But his characters are great!!

You are so right that's the way it used to be. I enjoy one of the most wonderful fan films videos it's a guy who plays the Elf King singing about being the fashion king it is great the people who put it together that person who's doing the lip syncing amazing and he's a good coffee for Lee Pace which is really hard to do honestly for the film is Lee Pace is done in such an exotic way for the film a very thin Etc today you wouldn't recognize Lee Pace as the elf king just not the same anyway she's bad there isn't more of that on RU-vid anymore

Sadly youtube is becoming just like every other platform and censoring what doesnt fit into their narrative

Unless you are on the conservative side🥴

Has anybody heard about the burd?

this is my metal detector there are no others like it

@Jason Redick Burd is the word

NonsensicalVids sorry but I have to: “there are many others like it, but this one is mine”

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True

The guy from MallCop turns out to be a genius.

King James dilly dilly

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Man he is the king of 2020! I’d be sad without his videos this year sad af Bless Kevin

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LOL... That is "Kevin James funny."

Maybe If they had a team of writers like Kevin James

And production

Him in King of Queens is another level of funny

That's what I say when I'm gaming... I'm a lot better when everyone else is a lot worse. And I mean it too LOL

Everybody tries to be viral instead of funny.

some dad jokes not even i can approuve of, made me cringe hard

@@112cla50 I'm an old dad and I fully approve of his message. lol

Now let’s not get anti-Semitic here!

I can hear him now..."do you want a piece of me?"

I was thinking Adam Savage

Oh gtfo

Disney Star Wars is trash.

**sadly agrees while remembering the fights in The Last Jedi**

They didn't consciously edit out Kevin's metal detector mid-fight so the other guy could win, so yeah it's better by default.

Take your blasphemy and leave

I was going to say something about the wig too!

Absolutely

Its not a wig, the emp blast from the metal detectors caused enough radiation to make all his hair fall out at once. If you look closely you can also see his pubes floating away.

Tell me more about the metal detector sword fights. I might take-up the sport.

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@@BoffinGrusky you have to use the carbon fiber reinforced shaft for the detector fights. It's mostly a swing and parry method until someone gets swabbed in the face.

David Raful im glad you used the correct term of “detectorist” vs detector😉. Have you seen the series “Detectorists” on Netflix or Prime, it’s hilarious, especially if you enjoy the hobby as I do.

@@AZVIDS I haven't checked any of those out on Netflix. I get out every week on some amazing land permissions in Northern California. Best find is a CC $20 double eagle in AU condition. Lots of old gold and silver where i live still waiting to be found. I also love the relics!

But where was she wearing it ?

take the ring and keep her burried :)

Can't tell if this is a 'How i met my wife' story or a 'The day i found a dead body' story. :D

@@hannjong5439 That's the part of the story that got me arrested.

@@spiderjeranimo4992 If you think about it, it could be both.

that is true...gaffigan was my favorite.....now....meh....and he online content kinda reeks of desperation....cheers to KJ for carrying on.....i was wondering if anyone else noticed the gaiffigan change

Last three, the first of the new trilogy was just a new a new hope, 'cept worse.

The last 3

Yes he could. But to be fair, so could just about anybody else, even if he were visually impaired and had no experience with a camera.

The last seven, not counting Rouge One

@@marcushillerstrom25 bro prequels were good

He did do a ufc fight movie

Watch'em. All I miss baseball 👍😆

he is not a dude you are a dude that's a man a handsome metal detector man.

You've got a lot to catch up on

John Massengale being a filmmaker, I’m definitely going to catch up as much as possible.

@@malcolmdwain his spoof of I Am Legend and No country for old men are my favorites.

Yes

@@RadianFilms64 guess off work they really don't like each other then Thanks for letting me know. Appreciate it

@@everyoneash Haha! I guess so. :))

Absolute. Metal.

Everyone with a metal detector will be bookmarking this video to watch when someone calls it a stupid hobby 🤣

They did, Tony Stark and James Rhodes.

Marvel needs to stop making cringe movies

ImTheDaveman The kid had to learn a lesson! 10 y/o is not to young and you were obviously the man to teach him!

Just as ImTheDaveman finished telling his tale to his son, both of whom sat comfortably upon the hearth of a fireplace, there came three knocks upon the front door. The knocks were heavy and slow; measured and powerful. The trio of booms, explosions that blasted throughout the suburban home, inflicted upon one the sense--no, the understanding--that they were fostered by a steady and seasoned hand, eager for vengeance. A silent moment passed before ImTheDaveman arose and made for the door. As he did, the light of gentle flames cast a grim shadow upon his face. In his life as a detector, he let live but one, single enemy. A child. _The_ child. His son called out for him, but his words fell on deaf ears. All that ImTheDaveman could hear as he crept forward were the sounds of clashing steel and digital beeps--the sounds of that fateful battle--and then at last... the wailing of a small child, no older than his own. Clammy fingers curled around the knob, and with a cautious pull, the door upon which it sat croaked ominously. ImTheDaveman did not so much as look through the peephole, for he had already guessed what monster lurked beyond the threshold. He was, to his misfortune, correct. There in the shadows stood his nemesis, weapon in hand. A weapon unparalleled by any other; waterproof, lightweight, and able to unearth treasure in every type of soil. It was the legendary CTX-3030, forged by the great smiths of Minelab. ImTheDaveman could see as clear as day, even as nightfall swallowed the world, that no longer was his enemy of yore a child, but a man. From that man's mouth came but five lonely words... and in them, a lifetime of malice had been imbued. "You have something of mine."

@@alexc6414 I'd read this book

Hehehe come on @Alex, complete the story...dont leave us yearning..

my thought exactly, would have made vid even better

I thought he was gonna find a common nail. All that fighting for a piece of junk...hahaha

Same thing. Maybe that ending will be on the director's cut.

A shot of the winner getting on his knees and starting to dig, then switch to a shot of wig guy in the water on the foreground, the landmine goes off in the background and wig guy says "idiot" and paddles off.

Alternate ending!

YES, JAMES FOR PRESIDENT !!

he's a Legend, nobody worth that much has sence of humor like Kevin xD

@Bill Blass asking us like we are google, go look it up like a normal person xD

​@Bill Blass In a nutshell, your net worth is everything you own of significance (your assets) minus what you owe in debts (your liabilities). As an example. Let's say you have a house but it has a mortgage of $250,000 (money that you owe the bank). And you also have $250,000 saved up in your private savings account. Then your net worth would be $0. Seeing as the money that you owe and that money that you have is equal to one another. Here's another example. Let's say that you still have $1000 owing on your repayments for the new car you bought. But you also have $50 in cash inside your wallet. Then your net worth would be $950. Your net worth is everything you own minus everything you owe. If you have a TV, speakers, games etc but owe your mom $250 for the bike she bought you then add up how much everything you own is worth (it's market value), minus what you owe, (the $250).

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perhaps part 2 is in the works : )

This is America!

Jen's Gems a metal plaque that read “peace on earth.” 🎶One tin soldier rides awaaaay 🎶

He found a license plate that read “ first “