METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Three "Metal or Not Metal?"

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Episode 3 "Metal or Not Metal?": Metal god Philip H. Anselmo puts delusional manchild Dave Hill to the test with a round of heavy metal flash cards. Then Phil makes Dave sit in a closet for a seriously long time while he makes an awesome salad. Also, Dave rents a goat. In short, this one pretty much has everything.
Starring Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down Superjoint Ritual, The Illegals, Etc.) and comedian Dave Hill. Directed by Chris Lee with Joe Randazzo. Written by Chris Lee, Dave Hill, and Phil Anselmo. Edited by Phil Costello. Produced by Chris Lee.
www. philanselmo.com www.davehillonline.com

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9 ноя 2014

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@a47041 9 лет назад

Smoothies are so metal. You cut up living beings and grind them into liquid, then drink their sweet remains

@robertwilliams6423 5 лет назад

Lol HAHAHAHA OMG 😂

@warren2785 4 года назад

BuntMunt 5 years late, but yes! Metal!!

@connorchucknorris5877 2 года назад

PREACH

@sophielovecraft777 8 месяцев назад

THIS 🤣🤘🏻⚡️🍑

@the_main_chow 6 месяцев назад

Brutal 🤘

@cold_lobster1779 3 года назад

No one: Phil to a cucumber: "powerful and strong"

@jjladd2129 8 лет назад

Phil can act pretty goddamn good

@loganmyers7671 7 лет назад

Chester Molester "act"

@paulablack1863 7 лет назад

Chester Molester I totally agree.

@Deisinator 7 лет назад

Chester Molester It's like saying Bieber is just acting gay...

@carynnelopez3220 7 лет назад

He's NOT acting, I'm pretty sure he's exactly this fucking metal and FUCKING HILARIOUS!

@paulablack1863 7 лет назад

Carynne Lopez Lmao! I guarantee it!

@stormwickham1675 3 года назад

Phil: strokes beard Goat: *has beard* Phil: "grandma"

@metalheadfreakingfantastic4578 5 лет назад

Phil Anselmo for president

@MA1D3N6 5 лет назад

@John shut the fuck up immigrant

@thomazerik7620 5 лет назад

No, he is a "neonazist"

@ShockMe1994 4 года назад

wing there’s a difference between illegal immigrants & immigrants.

@MadSeason42 4 года назад

@@thomazerik7620 No, he's not

@tort26508 4 года назад

That would be awesome! 😀

@Mindjakked 8 лет назад

DUDE OUR STICKER IS ON MR.ANSELMO WALL!!!! MINDJAKKED YEAH BABY!!! THANKS PHIL!!!!

@julianyoung4049 3 года назад

Yo that's awesome. I hope to start a band someday. I already got the vocals down.

@Steezus_Chrlst 3 месяца назад

@@julianyoung4049 did u ever get ur band??

@booster115 9 лет назад

They need to turn this into a tv show.

@mikegoldfinch 4 года назад

Is it me or does Phil actually look happy when he’s acting?

@evanabbott2737 4 года назад

I bet he’s having a ball making these videos...😁

@2nerC9 3 года назад

He’s a really good actor…

@MSHNKTRL 2 года назад

Ah just get a couple beers in him....

@davidclark3588 6 лет назад

The smoothie conversation is the best part

@drprodrpro6501 3 года назад

Agreed

@NazgulWitchKing 3 года назад

So true haha

@loganweeks2878 3 года назад

It is

@rosiemarie4619 9 лет назад

I laughed so hard at the grandma bit!

@shorinteacher 9 лет назад

Why? It was really his grandmother. They can cast spells in metal you know.

@rosiemarie4619 9 лет назад

Zimmermania! It was just funny!

@shorinteacher 9 лет назад

Rosie Marie They turned her into a shape shifter.

@rosiemarie4619 9 лет назад

Zimmermania! Who did?

@shorinteacher 9 лет назад

Rosie Marie Didn't you see? Phil Anselmo used metal black magic and turned his grandmother into a goat! They can do that. Ozzy once turned a coke into a pepsi in front of over a dozen witnesses.

@sirpsycho49 8 лет назад

Fun fact about this episode, at 4:38 when dave goes into the closet, If you look to his left there is a yellow sticker that says MINDJAKKED. THATS MY MUTHA FUKKIN BAND!!!!!! \m/

@igorjajic6898 5 лет назад

IF PHILL PUT YOU ON THE WALL YOU DESERVE RESPECT MY MAN.....

@zap7026 4 года назад

@@joey_morg ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JbnmxaSV8jo.html 🤘

@evanabbott2737 4 года назад

Hahaha that’s awesome!😁👍

@jacobdavis5518 4 года назад

Interesting

@switchglitch666 Год назад

FUCK YEAH!!!! MINDJAKKED!!!!!

@zwink623 9 лет назад

I would kill for half an hour with master anselmo

@vishakhz6744 Год назад

I just want 5 Minutes Alone with Phil

@jrmarrero96 9 лет назад

"Good Friends and a Blender of Smoothies?!"

@StevenAMckayAuthor 3 года назад

Why has Phil never been in a movie? He's a great comedic actor!

@MattWeismiller1994 9 лет назад

Some of the skits remind me of something I'd see in Metalocalypse.

@_racoon_7778 3 года назад

Awe phil actually warmed my heart when he embraced the goat 😭

@samwisegamgee1243 8 лет назад

Lmao Phil talking about salads and smoothies is so freaking cool. xD

@kobiefrancis4320 5 лет назад

Cooking hostile!

@joshuayettou3552 3 года назад

And cute goats being his grandmother 😂

@scottbennett1434 4 года назад

Steven Hawking's says, "if a black hole had a voice it would only be trying to mimick Philip Anselmo".

@mathprodigy 3 года назад

Gravity waves from black holes have been detected to have a frequency actually, so it's confirmed to be pretty close to Phil's voice

@Mephilis78 3 года назад

I'm still amazed to this day at those super high Halford screams he does.

@TheCreedGames1 5 лет назад

I love everything about this series Phil : *only tears off corner of picture* "That sucked..."

@jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад

SuperUltraFunTime He said my exact thought

@Screamer-tm6ly 2 года назад

0:43

@DeadGlassEyes 9 лет назад

"Everything is.. metal" Ain't that the fucking truth. These are fucking hilarious, always good to see Phil having a laugh.

@23chopperrob 9 лет назад

I lose a small piece of my remaining intelligence with every episode I watch. I regret nothing.

@leenahusa1806 4 года назад

"God, that salad KICKED ASS!" 😂😂😂

@joshuayettou3552 3 года назад

"Aww look at the cute little goat 🐐" Who would've ever thought Phil Anselmo would say something like that on camera? 😂😂😂🤘🤘

@superniggazach 8 лет назад

I want to be guided towards the Gates of Metal by Philip H. Anselmo thyself!

@shethinksimironman 7 лет назад

Zach Coolt you'll only be led to the cemetery gates

@jameshargroder7090 6 лет назад

HELL DONT WE FUKKN ALL!! ☠💀☠🤘🤘🤘👍

@jellymop 2 года назад

Phil is hilarious. He seems like he truly enjoys making these videos.

@CHRISTisKINGaus 9 лет назад

Wood-grain stereo systems with cassette decks and equalisers are fucking metal.

@daskraut 9 лет назад

word, god!

@alejoromero 9 лет назад

I really love to see Phill having fun.

@SleepFan771 9 лет назад

Of course butterflies are metal. Electric Wizard made a bad-ass song about them: "Black Butterfly." Melvins made "Lovely Butterfly." Dave needs to get his shit together. I fucking love this series!

@AnEvolvingApe 9 лет назад

***** not enough good things could be said about Acid Bath. \m/

@MatthewJury 9 лет назад

Iron Butterfly.

@SleepFan771 9 лет назад

***** I FUCKING LOVE IRON BUTTERFLY! I can't believe I forgot them in my little list. "Iron Butterfly Theme" is super metal!

@SleepFan771 9 лет назад

***** Do you not understand sarcasm? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

@SleepFan771 9 лет назад

***** I was kidding as well, man. ;) Your move. Btw, that is your profile pic of? I feel like I've seen it before dude.

@SebaCoverx 9 лет назад

Man, this is precious. Phill, Dave, thanks for this!. A big hi from Argentina!

@Dexislava 8 лет назад

It takes a certain amount of intelligence to make good stuff like this! P.S - Smoothies are totally Metal.

@5150Reaper 6 лет назад

@00:59 is the first time I’ve ever seen Phil Anselmo smile in his whole entire existence.

@Coreytaylorrock2 6 месяцев назад

Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

@ComedySizedGaming 8 лет назад

Phil's little song about Dave from 8:00 to like 8:20 is pretty catchy lol

@seanthebaptist6757 6 лет назад

"Dave, can't you cry for meee" lolol

@michaeldavis4538 4 года назад

the tune sounds very similar to an actual song

@elvinrey9535 9 лет назад

More metal grasshopper. Fucking love this show.

@elvinrey9535 9 лет назад

I also want a goat. Now that's metal.

@Kman10311 6 лет назад

God, that salad kicked ASS 5:41

@obundoben82 7 лет назад

"I like bananas."

@terryshuttz7057 9 лет назад

EYEHATEGOD medicine noose is a perfect fit for these videos..

@rharrell91 4 месяца назад

*This is my first youtube comment ever* This video series is a hidden gem. If you have listened to the God Damn Dave Hill Show and Pantera, this is gold. And if you also like obscure / weird comedy. "Up utters " is RHODIUM: TOP MOST VALUABLE METAL. (More valuable than gold)

@TheSaintedOne 4 года назад

Phil's a hell of a cook. With that pineal gland on the wall.... hope he doesn't dabble in the dark arts of walnut sauce.

@ifancyurmom 7 лет назад

When they started talking about smoothies I fucking lost it 😂😂

@Bisonbc 7 лет назад

did anyone else notice he said to the goat we used to play Chinese checkers together

@papawyvern6993 4 года назад

Nev Villi I herd the Chinese checkers part

@nickc.lanides6220 3 года назад

He's talking about when he used to play it with his grandma.

@skyenorwood3120 5 лет назад

Phil making a salad is probably the most funniest shit I will see in my life 😂

@cokeglas 9 лет назад

Love it! Is that Phil's house? That's a metal fucking piece of property.

@MadNut321 8 лет назад

6:55 This part is fucking mindfucking! "I like bananas"

@_SliK_ 5 лет назад

0:42 Omd😂😂😂 I’ve got a feeling that was not scripted and he legit fucked up. “That sucked”😂😂

@limpskimp6794 4 года назад

3:00 "I love the scream of the butterfly," - Dax Riggs

@joshuayettou3552 3 года назад

Ha!

@volcommadness 6 лет назад

This is so underrated deserves all more likes and all that shit! Phil You are the fucking man god damnit!

@christianfontenot7454 4 года назад

These are literally the best videos ever

@funeralhymn666 6 лет назад

Phil would have a field day with me haha Your trust is in whisky, weed and Slayer \m/

@PeterVenkman_666 6 лет назад

Trey Hildesheim it's goddam electric

@shethinksimironman 7 лет назад

8:16 Ultimate metal guitar tone!

@adamturner1563 7 лет назад

you have to upload the outtakes man. phil is hillarious on those. please read this.....

@JimCornetteIsMyDad 3 года назад

I think the intro is literally the first time I saw Anselmo smile.

@loogie75 6 лет назад

10:28 THAT VOICE! (and by the way....all this is so hilarious!!! XDDD)

@azwary2j 9 лет назад

watching (n loving) the series, all the way from malaysia!

@TheMetalGrasshopper 9 лет назад

Nice!

@michellesolis8766 8 лет назад

+Metal Grasshopper Phil we need season 2!! I met you way back in the day, you kick ass!! Much love and respect.

@Tom-ro5lo 8 лет назад

+Michelle Solis it's "SPECT!"

@joshuayettou3552 3 года назад

Very cool. Baltimore, Maryland here.

@swampjoe1985 3 года назад

@@TheMetalGrasshopper louisiana here. Loving and curious as to how I've never heard of these before lol

@catsinjello 9 лет назад

haha phil is the only teacher you need

@dj80550 3 года назад

Phil has the deepest voice ever...prove me wrong... Pantera lives forever!🙏

@cyorneon 3 года назад

I like more his old voice, without all those cigarretes

@tmlbschnr7088 2 года назад

Ever heard of peter steele? ;) but phils is cool tho

@DaddyChainsaw 9 лет назад

"Got a smoothie king" xD

@Paniekzaaiertje 5 лет назад

Phil’s voice on 0:45 where he says ‘that sucked’ reminds me of GTA San Andreas when the guy on the radio says ‘the Dust’ on K-DST

@rohantiwari7801 5 лет назад

3:25 That clip made me laugh so much. 😂

@markkirkbride6761 8 лет назад

how fuckin' cool would it be hangin' with Phil at his house?

@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 9 месяцев назад

This is the kind of stuff Dime would be making if he were still alive. It’s fucking awesome being a Pantera fan with all the home videos and extra stuff they did.

@maskedman72 9 лет назад

NO WAY IN HELL CAN YOU EVER BE METAL WITH A CREED STICKER ON YOUR AMP! you better remove that before Phil sees it!

@TheMetalGrasshopper 9 лет назад

It's not a sticker for Creed the band. It's some other shit.

@poohandler8646 5 лет назад

Creed makes pantera look like childs play

@bretmorris830 5 лет назад

@@poohandler8646 Don't compare them, they're different genres.

@herojitwayenbam2928 4 года назад

Who the fuck told u creed makes pantera look child's play ? Creed sucks

@The_JustJoshing 3 года назад

I love how nobody realizes the poo handler guy was joking around

@pelopidasalexis6943 3 года назад

I fucking genuinely brotherly love Phill and Dave. I need a movie or series with them!!

@MasherCFH 9 лет назад

I could watch these all day. Keep 'em comin'!

@vinnyhydeswt 6 лет назад

That salad kicked ass! 😂😂😂

@freddyray629 5 лет назад

...uncovered that Phil Anselmo has got Self Irony. How many rock/metal legends has it? Respect.

@brianjohnson1671 9 лет назад

OMFG! phil is always f'n hilarious! i think these are actually getting better with each new episode! Keep it up, guys! oh, maybe i missed it (i didn't read all 135 comments), but did everyone forget the most obvious- Iron Butterfly!

@clintmullins8670 6 лет назад

Brian Johnson that was gonna be my answer, but I didn't want to backhanded in the face

@givezerofx 2 года назад

These are so good bring it back!!!

@jennifergg 9 лет назад

Great! Can't wait for the next episode. Phil is hilarious as is Dave Hill. Most entertaining program I have watched in quite awhile.

@Coreytaylorrock2 6 месяцев назад

@jennifer Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

@darthj_der7447 5 лет назад

These are sooo badass! We love ya Phil!!

@Harjawaldar 9 лет назад

The smoothie part xD

@chrisbutler6614 2 года назад

When he said grandma I almost fucking passed out.

@synthpunkdaddy619 6 лет назад

The salad scene. I'm dying

@sawyerwiseman1283 8 лет назад

still watching the whole thing!!! fucking rules man.

@Roxilla11 9 лет назад

Phil Anselmo needs to be in the next Brutal Legend!!!!

@ziautumn 9 лет назад

Yay!!! A new video!!! Love you, Philip H. Anselmo!

@ViniciusOldSchool 9 лет назад

I started listening to Pantera 20 years ago and I kinda knew that Phil could crack a joke every once in a while. But being in something like this comes as a surprise. A good one, I must say.

@paulablack1863 7 лет назад

Love the shows! You would think that a company would pick this up and create it for TV. I never had any doubt that Phil would make an Excellent actor. He's awesome. Thanks for uploading!

@Coreytaylorrock2 6 месяцев назад

@paula Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

@nikalijia44 4 года назад

I wish I was his little sister. He's so cool, talented, funny, tough and super creative. Awe I love you Phil, Bro.

@Coreytaylorrock2 6 месяцев назад

@nika Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.

@duncan-_- 9 лет назад

They get funnier every time!

@stevenshorts555 3 года назад

Who’s watching this in 2021?? 🤟🤟

@damagejackal10 9 лет назад

These keep getting better! Go Phil!

@hrrybalzonya5838 5 лет назад

Wish I could hang out with you guys still is the most fucken bad ass singer alive.

@josephstalin9357 5 лет назад

Some seriously heavy riffs at the end

@davidbathkedb 3 года назад

1:16 looks like a scene from the last of us 🍀🙌🏻

@Lycanthropy54or 2 месяца назад

Who else can think Phil specifically looked for a death spell omega shirt. He was like makes so much sense to wear it now out of any time. Genius

@michaelangelo8926 6 лет назад

Phil finally found his calling, he is funny.

@cobine 5 лет назад

7:50 phil playing a dean guitar. Rip dime 💔

@Yusifer100 9 лет назад

Just watched all three of them and they are brilliant! Please keep these coming, they are funny as fuck!

@darrelbag9849 9 лет назад

Fuckin love this, so goddamn funny, and the 4-track recordings are cool, like to hear more of em !

@nemqueteba21 9 лет назад

ohh god! that salad kick ass!!! hahaha excellent

@floridianthrasher5426 2 года назад

7:55 did dime give Phil that dean?

@jacobpollock6061 9 лет назад

Phil Anselmo = Metal God.

@bradleydavid1827 6 лет назад

"I thought those were neck dicks." Lmao. I wish I found these videos sooner!

@atc200xfanatic3 8 лет назад

I loved Phil's salad tongs! Respect from Lafayette Louisiana.

@charlieamabile1360 4 года назад

I'd love to meet Phil Anselmo & hang out at his place. Never been to LA.

@oscarlincoln 4 года назад

I'm died at 4:58

@chrisoliver123 9 лет назад

These just get better and better. What are the weird 4-track sounding bits of music during the goat scene and when Dave brings his metal music video idea to Phil? I would love to hear more of that stuff. The "Grandfather's Lake" bit sounded sweet. Sounds like Down recorded on a boombox or something!

@HOUSECORERECORDS 9 лет назад

Hey Chris- Those are some of my bullshit olde 4-track recordings… some even date back to the late '80's! And "Grandfather Lake" was from a 4-track band I did with friends of mine, and the band was called, "Steve J. & The Jackoffs"… Yep. I've thrived on the absurd for a long-ass time. Thanks for watching! Have fun folks- PHA '14

@chrisoliver123 9 лет назад

Housecore Records Hey Phil. Thanks for the info. I seriously loved the sound of those little bits. Real raw, gritty 4-track sound. Good shit. Would love to hear more of the absurd. Keep rocking & i'm looking forward to future Metal Grasshopper episodes. Good shit!

@HOUSECORERECORDS 9 лет назад

Chris Oliver - Thanks Chris. One day, I'll release all my olde 4-track crap for shits and laughs. I even have some olde Metal stuff (Death, Thrash, Black) on 4-track as well, kinda like the shit I did with Viking Crown, but perhaps a little better. Heck, I even did a semi-Black Metal song with Dimebag NO ONE has heard… haha! Hail brother- PHA '14

@chrisoliver123 9 лет назад

I'd love to hear that 4-track stuff. I love the sound of 4-track recordings. Still record on mine often. Would love to hear that Viking Crown ish stuff. I still have my copy of Innocence From Hell somewhere around the house. Cheers Brother!

@DeadGlassEyes 9 лет назад

Housecore Records Would fucking love to hear that, man! Bring it on if you ever feel like it/get around to it.