METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Two "The Awakening"" 

Phil's voice is so majestic

Why has nobody put Phil in a movie?!

Netflix: hey are u still there? Someone’s daughter: 5:14

“Headbanging is a sacred art. It enriches ones spirit.” -Philip J. Anselmo

haha Phil looks like a jedi metal master. with that robe on.

I never thought I'd hear the words "I'm gonna go make a fuckin awesome salad" come from Phil's mouth.

almost 8 years later and this still is some of the most hilarious shit out there lmfaoooo

5:45 GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF THE STUFF!!

Phil's a legend. I miss the Pantera days

Phil Anselmo should take part in some action-comedy movie some day.

I died when he said “your disturbing me with all your stupid questions”

when phil was holding the cucumber and he said " powerful and strong " i died laughing

3:24 "...not like you're givin' head but up, and down..." ahah Phil you made my day!

Come on you little....sissy 😂😂

“Why aren’t you smoking?” “Don’t look at me look at the chicken!”

I could listen to Phil an Layne Staley talk all day. I love there distentive voices.

Thanks for the support folks! Once again, Dave and me (and all the killer crew) had a fucking blast doing this! Have fun ya fuckers! PHA '14

"I got it at Hot Topic" xD

And after his headbanging journey, Dave Hill returned as Corey "The neck" Taylor. Reinventing the hill

6:27 - "powerful and *strong* ..."

This shit is funny as hell. So glad I ran across it.

Phil was and still is hilarious!! I bet that's his actual house

This is so great!! Phil is the ultimate 'scary older brother' for younger metal-heads! In 1995, I had just turned 13 and my older brother walked into my bedroom and grumbled "Here...you can have this." and threw a cassette mix-tape directly at my head -ha! This was him actually being cool to me -ha. It had various songs from Sepultura 'Arise' + 'Chaos AD' on side A and on side B had The Melvins songs 'Roman Bird God' + 'Honey Bucket' then Helmet 'In The Meantime' + 'Ironhead' and then Pantera 'Becoming', Shedding Skin, and Use My Third Arm!! I remember thinking that 'Use My Third Arm' was the most intense and insanely-heavy song that I had ever heard at the time. That tape was so awesome to me and was actually one of the biggest influences on my life as I am still obsessed with finding and listening to the heaviest bands from around the world...(thanks to my 'scary older brother' -ha).

7:10 Phil: "where are you at right now?" "You're in my f#ckin chicken coup right now!" 😂

"I'm gonna go make a Fucken salad"

*COME ON YOU LITTLE*.... sissy.

This is brilliant! Can't believe I'm only seeing this now!

The three distinct voices of all time. Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, and Phil Anselmo.

"Powerful and strong"

"I want you to head-bang all over the land."

I laughed so hard at these. Phil is hilarious!! Wish there were more.

Phil is hilarious. Quite the natural actor.

This is like Filthy Frank the metal version

Talking to a cucumber... "Powerful and strong". Lmfao phill

3:13 “this is the way”

3:06 He used to do that tho back in 1990😂😂

4:03 Even the sword can headbang!! come on!

Metal Grasshopper Episode 3 coming out this Tuesday, Nov. 11th!!

When Phil steps on an oyster (5:08)

Thats amazing! Phil just demonstrated why real metal heads don't have piercings. That shitll come out in a proper mosh put in a heartbeat.

lmao, phils gotta be in movies

1:50...."I don't show many people these lands"....that made me laugh out loud

I can't quit laughing! Go Phil! I'm still waiting for your voice to drop so low nobody can hear it! I wonder what most regular people would say?

Phil. What a legend.

I know Phil is just playing himself, but even people who are playing themselves often come off like they're reading a script. Phil doesn't and thus is a good actor. Pretty awesome.

“This guy’s dad musta kicked his ass a lot when he was a kid” -Beavis & Butthead watching a Pantera video

Phil you are simply the most intriguing and entertaining headbanger that ever lived 🤘

Why is this only just now getting to my feed? Fantastic video and Phil deserves a standing ovation. 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

DEFAMATION IN THE CHURCH OF HEADBANGING!

I LOVE Phil's Metal and Horror-filled "estate'! I know that he has TONS of majorly cool shit scattered all around his house,inside and out.These videos are fuckin' awesome! I can't wait to see episode 3! Also,Phil is very fortunate to still be able to find Frankenberry and Booberry where he lives! I'm lucky if I can find Count Chockula in the stores where I live!

Never gets old and still cracks me up... fantastic

MetalGrasshopper is one of those treasures I hope stays on RU-vid forever for generations to watch.

GUOIT, GUOIT, GUOITGUOITGUOITGUOITGUOITGUOIT can you do that? Edit: I forgot i even wrote this..glad yall liked it ahah

This is gold !! Phils a funny dude defamation in the church of headbanging hhehe up and down not like ur giving head

There are a thousand clips of Phil being his inimitable self but this series is my all time hands down favorite. Love it to death.❤ 😂❤

I have the same WALMART zebra pillowcases (no matching sheets) on my bed right now and I can totally feel unashamed knowing those are in Phil Anselmo's house too.

" why are you in my chicken coop "

Lol Phil's face when Dave said pigs brains for breakfast

This is the most informative, informational, enlightening thing my eyes have ever seen and ears have ever heard.

2:25 this needs to be a gif caption to every poser we all know.

He live 8 miles from my house.I would love to go meet him but i dont just want to walk up to his house.

Phil is a Legend, good actor as well, as Singer.Save's us from all the Cyrus and Perry shit!!

How did I miss this? I don't think RU-vid has ever brought me such joy!

7:25 the fucking way he asks “why aren’t you smoking?”😂

"You're in my fucken Chicken coop..." lmao

Phil seems to have one piece of fantastic property. Wonder if he killed any gators with that sword. That's metal.

If you look away and just listen, Phil sounds like Negan from Walking Dead.

I come back and watch this once in awhile

Black scream was the best thing ever. My dude Adam deangelo introduced me to Pantera in 6 grade. This is when I became depussiedfied. The teachers were scared of adam. Physically scared. Because of his friendship and Pantera I was never messed with again. I became a man I guess u can say. I want to thank u for that. I don't take shit from anybody. I'm 32 now. About to start a cleaning company and these years fly by so god damn fast it's sick. Thank god I still have Pantera to get me threw this bullshit. Fuck

@ 3:08:10 Phil should have said "Only Tom is allowed to do that" I LOVE THIS MORE EPISODES please.

So fucking funny. Impressed with anselmos humor

Goddammit, I lost it at Master Phil off camera with, "GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF THE STUFF!"

Would have been awesome to see Zakk Wylde in this series...

I absolutely LOVE this!!! Phil and Dave make a hilarious combo! can't wait for next episode!

One of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded onto the RU-vid cloud.

"Powerful and strong."

I fucking love when Phil does that stare. With the raised lip, half nod like: "Don't you look at me muthufucka unless you wanna fight!" 4:25

This is the coolest thing I have found on RU-vid ever.. You literally got me out of a manic depressive state with this man FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

After 5 years, youtube has brought us back together my brothers.

Phil's going to make a fucking awesome salad. Thats funny as fuck.

0:21 this is a funny wake up call.

Me: *smoking* Mom: who told you that you where allowed to smoke??!! Me: Phil Anselmo! Mom: what why? Me: *starts to sing 5 minutes alone*

4:56 still funny even now. and never gets old lol

The Stick of Thought…DON’T TOUCH IT

6:30 did he really found King Diamond phone number in ''Most evil men and women in history'' book? Great jokeXD

Phil's voice and vocals are extremely bad ass always have been and always will be

'Headbanging is a sacred ritual'...greatest lines ever. If anyone were to write the history of metal someday that would be the classiest intro ever. And Phil seems a really interesting guy, with lots of informative content!

"what in the untrimmed toe nails of Ian Asbury..." 😂😂😂😂

"I got it at Hot Topic." Woooooow laaame. xD

Thank you Phil ❤👍

5:08 Put that scream on 0.25 speed.

Wow! Where did Dave get that Hungarian Black Metal Club t-shirt? Anyway, cheers from Hungary!

Brilliant!! I got a box of both those cereals right now in my pantry!!

This was amazing, thank you

Phil Anselmo is one of my dad's best friend's and I'm glad i have the opportunity to see him every now and then when my dad goes to New Orleans to see him 😎

"Powerful and strong". This is fucking hilarious.

Why Aren't You Smoking ? 🤣

I’m laughing so fucking hard. This is a mess but I love it.

An Absolute Fcking Masterpiece

Oh, damn. Phil seems even more cool as a person, i know he's amazing, his music has always make me feel better, and i love him for that. saludos de Venezuela!