Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You By Mariah Carey 

I'm on a four-week contract for Christmas... I've heard the same 40-something old fucker say "Merryyyy Chriiiiiistmaaaass!!" about 200 million times now. I started work on Wednesday.

just sneak it in the playlist :))

Thousandth like proves this is a certified christmas hit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

As your 1000th like, I agree.

If you work at Macy's, it's three months. They usually have the decorations out by september... 😩

The Mashup Cinematic Universe crossover we need

Well said! Couldn't have said it any better.👍

When ur a metalhead and ur girlfriend wants some Christmas music but u want Metallica

I make videos like this every Monday! I’d really appreciate it if you’d give me a chance 🤘🏼

Oh hey shonky

yooooooo hi

ride the sleigh

Feel the burn.

thank you for entering me into this beautifully blursed series of music

Master of Snow

Ikr! Sounds like James screaming from inside a chimney lol

I collapsed laughing because it was so perfect

When

My sides, in orbit 😂🤣

have you heard toms scream on the wham/slayer mashup ?

He was singing to grandma

HA😂

He drops napalm on the children

*What are you doing step-santa*

Santa soars in an A-10 Warthog now.

UNDERRATED 😂😂

now u go to gulag

I would name it: trash-Transiberian orchestra but in an alternative chrismas version

This

thanks for letting me who they are

The Die Hard of music

The new Die Hard theme tune

*For Whom the Bells Jingle

Suree why nit

@@jefffinkbonner9551 for whom the sleigh bells toll

Yup :::::::

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Hysterical spelled with a 'Y'

Just as perfectly matching as some salaries/worklads, the psychological burden of working through such a year and the attitude of managers/bosses/CEOs: They're like "cheer up lads what's wrong with you!" while you're trying to survive the year.

It's not even that dissonant. AIWFCIY is in G Major, and FWTBT is in E minor. Those are relative keys (same notes, different starting point).

@@MKDumas1981 they're talking about the lyrics, not the actual melody being sung

@@mot0rdeth well that is usually what dissonance means in music.

😂

Don't ask for whom the bell tolls. Ask who can toll for the bell.

@@camelopardalis84 -jfk

didn't know bigfoot likes Metallica

@@riccardo1796 Jeena Fecklessness Kinky, yes.

no they dont. if both keys had all the exact same notes that would mean it is literally one key again lol. you're right that they share some notes but not even E minor and E major have the exact same notes

@@extremelycreativeusername3190 well it’s the natural minor so they are actually much more closely related then e minor and e major. The only note that’s actually different is the 7th because Metallica is using harmonic minor. Which is why there’s dissonance in like a couple spots. But I’m conclusion, @Axl H. Is right they are the same key

@@samslotnick3619 a true cocksmen 👏🏽🙌🏽

@@extremelycreativeusername3190 every major key has a relative minor and vice versa they both incorperate the same arrangement of sharps or flats ont the staff what changes is a G major key creates an expection of something brighter whereas E minor creates that expectation of something darker. an E natural minor scale in essence could be seen as a playing a G major scale but starting and working your way up from E instead of G

@@sammyfox9109 i wrote that comment back when i was first studying music theory. i have been proven wrong lol!

Lmfao definitely 😂

I deadass asked that exact question to myself

all i want for Christmas is tacobell

For the after holiday dinner diarrhea.

sometimes you gotta live mas

I chuckled.

I knew we were in for a treat when I heard that

You might find yourself here too:) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

I laughed my butt off

HOLY SHIIIIIIII yeahhhhhhhh

I worked in retail for 6 years. Christmas is hell in all possible ways. This was absolutely the soundtrack in my mind during Christmas working at the mall lmao. put an F in the chat for all the retail workers

Yes it fits so well. A proper countdown to the worst time of the year at work.

Stuck in a warehouse is similar, but instead you provide the stores or send it straight to their home.

3 Christmas at retail and I can confirm.

F

Why does this work?

My exact thoughts Jason

I hope this gets charted LOL

If this gets charted please play it

Headbangs in confusion

Capppp where

@@colonelaid726 On their local station there in Vegas!

AWESOMEE

Faithful Dream where

And here in Portland oregon

Do it. You madlad...

You are a horrible child😂

You are an amazing child.

Yes

We need to come back to this comment for a update in a month

Multi layered joke

He better watch that white line fever lol

"Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh toni--" *sees the lightning and electric chair* "Never mind, Metallica's got me covered!"

😦🤯

Fuck that’s funny

yeah me too, my excitement turns to regret

Gone insane from the pain that you surely know?

Yeah that threw me for a loop, too

Dude. Same lmao

Same, but this was great too.

Christian heavy satanic metal

YESSSSSS

It does exist, you just heard it. Please don't curse us with a REAL Metallica and Mariah Carey collaboration.

I mean, it does exist, you’re listening to it right now

🤣🤣🤣

For whom the jingle bell tolls

Isn't that the title to American dad's first Christmas episode?

For Whom the Bells Jingle

666th like

@@batmansdad3195 yes, yes it is.

approval from the queen of mashups lol

Legends

What is this, a crossover episode?!

seeing you on this comment thread lends this genius even great precedence. The Queen and Prince together at last.

That’s actually a bass! Cliff Burton baby

Nop

I'm fucking loving this!

CHRISTMAS CHRISTAMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAAAAAAAA

Today is the first of Christmas

IT'S ALREADY CHRISTMAS, FUCK THANKSGIVING

Yeah, no nut this year is gonna be a challenge

Sorry he made you nut.

Oh, somebody will. And it will be epic!!

Good luck getting playing rights from BOTH Mariah Carey and Metallica

I am already planning.

i see you are a man of culture as well

@Gunma4412 why exactly do you hate that you know a song name off one of the biggest metal bands best album?

Hell Yeah 🤘🏻

Agreed. This is just perverse.

YES THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

But it can't go more horribly wrong than St Anger

@@lalakuma9 No, Lulu.

I think you mean it went great

horribly right*

There is actually an album made by fans... and Christmas for all.

yeAHHEEAA

its awesome tho

So to be clear in this mash up of two songs you expected it to be the music of Mariah Carey mixed with the lyrics of Mariah Carey? 🤨😂

The beginning is just long enough to the point where you get the sense of normalcy back then the "YEAHYEAH" hits you

@@Warrison nah, Metallica instrumentals, Mariah Carey vocals.

Sir.... you spoke to my freaking heart. God bless you and all the shitty xmases we shared

This sounds just like when I got my parents divorce for Christmas

@@kindadumbkindastrong4429 was it wrapped up tho?

‘Tis the season for the year of misplaced emotions to come out over the course of a month or so😁

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King Diamond? No Presents for Christmas? It's a classic!

not metal, but Nerf Hearder - Santa has a mullet is a good one.

Twisted sister has an entire Christmas album ru-vid.com/group/PLA3BC57696723E523

He meant Mariah Carey metal

Headbanging while buying things. Capitalism is metal. I knew it!!!

@@VoxTox its a joke

@@corban.b789 Segway too)

@@VoxTox its a bad Segway and an necessary one

@@corban.b789 Any segway is what promotion needs, but not what it deserves)

Gotta prepare early for the next one. Only 264 days to go now~!

Lmao ik your channel good content mate

Sunday was a bright day, yesterday...) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

For you, the day Maranci released Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You By Mariah Carey was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday.

@@henrik6754 Was waiting for someone to make that joke haha

Trump warned us! 😆😆🤣

Do not ask for whom the Jingle Bell tolls, for it tolls for thee.

You win this comment section

Nah all I want for Christmas is the beautiful people is a war on Christmas

Weird Al does have a song called Christmas at Ground Zero

Yes

Well positive and negative balance each other out, so neutral I guess.

Legend says you suffer a stroke when you listen to this on repeat for a full hour.

I say it Pogative

This might give you depression) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

Damn we got a whole new gang of angels then

"Everytime a bell tolls a demon gets its horns" 🖤🤘

@@SideShowAli and the Elder Gods rejoice.

*YEAH*

I had a full-blown panic attack

LMAO

Your uncle is one lucky guy

Wow

I feel like there should be more context here

Not the gift I'd ask for.... but to each his own.

Well, lets keep our hopes up!) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

This is just my mood every Christmas season

general christmas vibe tbh

All I see is Hans Gruber

Hahaha I'm dying hahaha

greatest comment ever 💀

​Wow I didn't know people used "💀" 3 years ago​@@timninoo

Because you'll constantly play it and your neighbour will try to cope with it by declaring it their favourite song and try to actually make this be the case through mental strength alone?

69th like, nice

Whether he likes it or not.

But I want Satan to bless me.

Not every hero wears a cape...

YEAH YEAHAHHHHH

🙏

O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

Hehehe!!!

Very insightful

would he be proud? i hope lmao

Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Are Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN

The original song frick me out, we used to be obligated to sing this song every year. But this version is good.

You nailed it

totally agree

@0% Liberal thats very cursed

Same here

Next week hopefully

They pulled a tricky on ya

Me too. Carey has a great voice, but totally wasted her entire career with shitty pop beats.

Pulled a sneaky on ya! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-K36D8dKsw2k.html

Your profile pic suits perfectly

*TOO BAD*

Well that's unfortunate, because it's all you're getting.

Liar.

_There is one thing I don't need_

Except the turned the amps way down so all you do is cramp up in new and horrible ways.

am i the only person here that actually likes the song? im not riding the lightning each year!😂

Santa is the master of puppets

@@robertmurphy8831 Master of nutcrackers

Look up "the night Santa went crazy" by weird al

You've got a wild imagination my friend

@@notamobilesprout4175 😄😄😄😄😄

Its the yeahhheahhhhhhh that gets me at the beginning

Exactly 😁

It too is amusing to me fellow 27 year old.

If you love it, is it really that terrible?

thats your opinion i like it you scrooge.

Bless ya

Could you please share that playlist with me?

Same.

the people need to hear the playlist!!

@@jenevahawrylew2462 Here's mine :) A mix of classics and humorous / troll songs. 1. Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks 2. Berlin Symphony Orchestra - Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy (Red Baron Mix) 3. Bing Crosby - Mele Kalikimaka 4. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - The 12 Pains Of Christmas 5. DJ BAHLER - The Sugar Dub Fairy (Sleigh Bells + MIA + Bassnecter + Bogtrotter + Tchaikovsky) 6. DJ Schmolli - Wonderful Christmas Drive To Hollis 7. Doris Day & Bing Crosby - Baby It's Cold Outside 8. Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us 9. Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby 10. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 11. John Lennon & Yoko Ono - So This Is Christmas (War Is Over) 12. Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad 13. Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 14. Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You 15. Metal Xmas - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer 16. Nat King Cole - The Christmas Song 17. Red Peters - Holy Shit It's Christmas 18. Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis 19. Stone Temple Pilots - Christmas Time Is Here 20. Thurl Ravenscroft - You're A Mean One Mr Grinch 21. Trans Siberian Orchestra & Metallica - Carol Of The Bells 22. Unknown - O Holy Nightmare 23. Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero 24. Wham - Last Christmas 25. Wick-It The Instigator - A Very Wick-it Christmas 26. William Maranci - For Whom The Christmas Bell Tolls (Metallica vs Mariah Carey)

Dude just download it... You don't need to ask do you

@@elrusolokooooo i think OP is trying to say "where can i download this" I think

well what i would do in that case is just look up "RU-vid to mp3" on google, hopefully this helps

@@helenn6450 wait i think you re on the right track but i think we re missing something 🤔

All I Want For Christmas is For the Bells to Toll

For whom the jingle bells toll

And total death tolll...) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uyE5penc91I.html

They toll for thee.

For Whom The Christmas Bells Trolls 😂