@@johnrayordas I mean, it IS gentle. No normal person moving that slowly would shatter glass like that. Just goes to show how powerful a Metal Messiah really is.
For some reason this is somewhat cute? There is something adorable about a metal band doing something as mundane as shopping for food; and even more amusing, they aren't very good at it.
That’s basically the premise of the whole show a super brutal death metal band the looks all tough and scary but is actually filled with wierdos and idiots
I know I’m late but ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pvOfQ9svmPU.html Watching fucking Corpsegrinder buy LEGO sets and little toys just feels wholesome for some reason
Except for murderfaces everything, and Swissgars shitty misogynistic attitude, yeah they're cute. Nathan Explosion Nathan is like...the guy who went hard. Too many times...he just comes off as he is struggling with brain damage? He's kinda worrying to watch for me, and I feel bad for laughing, but I'm also like "That was funny, and yeah dude you ooze metal out of every pore in your body...but are you okay? Plz take better care of yourself." One of the coolest things was when Nathan and the rest of the bad subverted the "dumb metal head" tropes they definitely embody at times with very shrewd contract negotiations with the Devil in the blues music episode. Somehow clever, funny, completely feasible seeming aside from the supernatural element of course, and if showed a hidden depth / talent the band had honed together. Murderface I don't really enjoy most of the skits that involve murderface tbh. I've worked retail. When he pissed in the olives the 2nd time through watching this I couldn't really find it funny. There's still something that makes me unable to bring myself to hate murderface, because it just feels like punching down on a guy who's in a lot of constant pain? Then he opens his mouth, and sometimes his "I'm an asshole to everyone" Schick isn't very endearing or entertaining to me. It's funny with your bandmates and fans who know you, and what you're about. Less so with strangers, and the exaggerated comedy isn't really there for me. It just looks like art imitating life too much for me to find it funny personally.The absurdity of his skits can be kinda staggering though at times in other epises. Pickles One of the funniest members of the band to me. The lobster scene is probably one of the most Dethklok moments of the series for me aside from maybe Duncan Hills. Toki Toki is wholesome, and adorable and I wouldn't even make him shave that ugly mustache he probably only grew to try and get swissgar off his back about being so cute and pretty. He's definitely got the chops to be a glam metal star. He'd look amazing in a glam goth metal outfit like young Robert Smith even maybe. Swissgar Oh Swissgar, how pretty you are. Totally my type of guy when it comes to looks. So of course to be ironic, and funny they make him the most insecure misogynistic douche bag ...because yep. That literally checks the fuck out completely. He's like a less racist but just as homophobic, and misogynistic young European Axl Rose to me. I'd spitefully refuse to sleep with this kind of guy, and fuck their friends instead, even though I'd want to still fuck Swissgar. Maybe wind up hatefuckin lol. Swissgar is a mixed bag for me, because I absolutely do love laughing AT his insecurities, especially any time Toki shows him up effortlessly, but he does piss me off lol
+Νικόλαος יוסף Okay, that makes a bit more sense. I just assumed that it was poking fun at how so many things are socialized in Scandinavia, that even their grocery stores would be set up like a public library.
Nathan: got glass infested sausage and rice that could not be payed for Pickles: nothin' but booze Skwisgaar: one loaf of bread Toki: random junk food like pizza and popcorn Murderface: just pissed in the olive bar
Lol Pickles eventually got a lobster once he asked how they're cooked but other than that. Nathan and Toki were the only ones that actually tried to get food for themselves 😂
A secret government agency believes then to be part of an apocalyptic prophecy, and they can't even do their own grocery shopping. I also just love how Skwisgarr tries to prank Toki by putting tampons in his basket and all it took was for Toki to call Skwisgarr a lady to insult every fiber of his being.
Arguably it's more likely that a bunch of morons with no common sense or ability to look after themselves would cause the apocalypse. Out of sheer stupidity. One of them in particular might urinate on a hydrogen bomb, for example.
You're telling me you put these little guys in boiling water, they shriek, turn red, and they die? That is the most metall thing I have heard in my whole life. High Five.
I'd buy Toki's cereal. The other guys would find ways to make it painful or made from actual metal. Toki would just make sure it's so sugary it gives you diabetes and then gives your diabetes diabetes. With a free epipen in every box!
This was the first clip I saw of Metalocalypse like a week before it aired and I was pretty much hooked immediately. My mom still quotes the "lemon tart wrinkletits!" bit to this day.
I was in 7th grade watching this awesome show. That’s how I got introduced metal music like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Motörhead, AC DC, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath
When this came out, my boyfriend and I bonded over this show. Now, he's my husband and every Sunday, we tell the kids "common kids! Let's go to the food library!".
lmao the part with skwisgaar and toki trying to pronounce foods libraries. and skwisgaars reaction to toki calling calling him a lady. "NO IMS NOTT" *exaggerated hand movement*
Skwigaar yelling "NO I'M NOT!!!"so loud and quickly kills me. XD "CLEAN UP AISLE SIX! ROTTED BODY LANDSLIDE!!!!" Lol. That, him dumping out rice on the floor and leaning on the partition until he shatters it and getting glass in his face and the food. XD
I remember the first time I saw this on TV, and my sides legitimately hurt from how hard I was laughing. I knew right then and there that I'd found gold.
I like how he didnt swiftly and violently bash head into the glass to break it, he IS violence so when he pushed his head against the glass it broke in his presence
“Price check, clean up aisle 6……rotten body landslide; and don’t forget our special sale on every bone broken chicken. Hey, enjoy a tasty hammer smashed face” 😂🤣
I still piss my parents off when I do the Skwisgaar voice "hey moms's...I'm goingses to the food library to picks ups somes stuffs. Do you wants anythings?"
