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Mice: Nature's Disposable Animals - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 11 

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Mice are slaughtered by the millions every day across this disgusting planet. This would be a tragedy if they didn't lend themselves so perfectly to this purpose.
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@damishaowais624
@damishaowais624 7 лет назад
"This mouse was killed by a hammer" Onion
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 4 года назад
PETA demands vengeance. PETA demands an equal toll in human lives
@KalashVodka175
@KalashVodka175 3 года назад
@@stuflames4769 Nah, PETA accepts this as a necessary euthanazia to prevent the ice from being enslaved as a house pet. Honestly, if PETA existed during the slavery era, they'd be killing escaped black slaves to spare them from slavery
@sailor5853
@sailor5853 3 года назад
don't give spoilers
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 4 года назад
"The plankton of mammals" 😂😂😂
@flyrehash5124
@flyrehash5124 3 года назад
it’s a shame this series wasn’t more popular can’t believe I never watched it for all these years
@SteakMeister20000
@SteakMeister20000 12 лет назад
"The life of the single mouse...is a joke." LOL!
@inspiredby624
@inspiredby624 3 года назад
I love how they randomly included rats in the footage
@BlurredVisi0n
@BlurredVisi0n 11 лет назад
"This mouse was killed by a HAMMER"
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 7 лет назад
The mouse is the Snickers bar of the carnivore world.
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 6 лет назад
So... carnivores turn into Mr Bean if they don't eat mice?
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 4 года назад
Only, Snicker's bars get commercials. And, nobody considers an unregulated Snicker's bar in your house a health hazard, or a pest, or a nuisance. A Snicker's bar is always welcome in your local party dish. Try to lend a party dish full of mice to your neighbor's latest potluck gathering. You'll be lucky not to be arrested. Mice - they can get you arrested just for being in a friendly glass dish. That's how bad they are.
@lvl99paint
@lvl99paint 11 лет назад
"If you piled up all of the mice that died in New York in a day, it would weight 8000 lbs. If you did that with humans or even mangy dogs, it would be considered an atrocity." Now THAT made me laugh!
@ZestyCrab
@ZestyCrab 9 лет назад
It's great how Horrifying Planet is unsharable because of the horrible "Sex House" ads at the end.
@smurfyday
@smurfyday 7 лет назад
Ugh, you have no taste. That was the zenith of The onion, along with the news anchors.
@aegisfate117
@aegisfate117 7 лет назад
welcome to sexth houthse
@BucksheeRounds
@BucksheeRounds 7 лет назад
Is Sex House a parody? Please tell me it's a parody!
@marsneedstowels
@marsneedstowels 6 лет назад
Yea The Onion on youtube was the best around 2010-2012. I don't know what happened, they could have been their own SNL or MadTV.
@anonymousjohn4105
@anonymousjohn4105 6 лет назад
Zesty Crab Legs You must have some shitty friends then.
@Truthiness231
@Truthiness231 12 лет назад
"A mouse is eaten. It is an event that happens millions of times a day." '..millions of times a day.." sounds like a VERY low estimate...
@lokityme
@lokityme 5 лет назад
"incredible Mouse-attrition..." lol
@miskee11
@miskee11 11 лет назад
This video inspired me to eat my pet mouse.
@waddysoap4868
@waddysoap4868 3 года назад
Noooooo
@likhochokri6849
@likhochokri6849 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Exyllis
@Exyllis 2 года назад
Wise choice
@tbrew222
@tbrew222 10 лет назад
73 mice watched this video....
@mythril4
@mythril4 12 лет назад
"This one... was killed... by a hammer..." LMAO! Just the calmness of this guys voice made that funny as hell. I know it's terrible, but my laughing fit took me over. =)
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 Год назад
Why is it terrible
@blenderguru
@blenderguru 12 лет назад
These are perfect :)
@user-xs9ey2rd5h
@user-xs9ey2rd5h 3 года назад
Damn, so little likes didn't you make videos 8 years ago? I remember viewing quite a lot of tutorials on you're channel
@sebsim4515
@sebsim4515 3 года назад
Didn't expect to see you here... haha
@Shrek_Has_Covid19
@Shrek_Has_Covid19 3 года назад
🐟
@hopeforescape884
@hopeforescape884 3 года назад
love your channel
@danielwilson2221
@danielwilson2221 3 года назад
Blender Guru!
@djay00009
@djay00009 12 лет назад
Onion is so innovative honestly , you keep experimenting with new ideas , I wish regular TV networks were like that
@LancerR890
@LancerR890 12 лет назад
This is exactly how I feel now that my house is being infested by mice
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 4 года назад
I got the voles, man. Cuter than mice. Worse. They stack the cat food they steal I neat little rows everywhere. I mean, everywhere. There's a row they saved placed perfectly atop the edge of my John Deere tractor's battery mounting. There's rows of vole food savings perfectly lining the inside edges of my winter boots. Literally everywhere an OCD rodent could place food pellets, these cute little fuckin voles have placed my cat's dried foods. ... My cat has given up on catching them, too.
@dustinfisher29
@dustinfisher29 3 года назад
"They are the plankton of mammals" is THE best line
@Attilathepun
@Attilathepun 7 лет назад
That's not very mice...
@mace8873
@mace8873 4 года назад
Living up to your name, I see.:-)
@jaguarfacedman1365
@jaguarfacedman1365 6 лет назад
That ball python looked like it was having a hard time.
@PrecioustheMovie1
@PrecioustheMovie1 6 лет назад
I saw you sneak those rats into the video. GOTCHA
@unglaubiger5645
@unglaubiger5645 4 года назад
Rats are mice. They're just bigger, that's the only difference. They themselves are too dumb to tell the difference, but who cares? They're worthless anyway.
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
I remember hearing that if your place is rat infested, you won't get mice because they'll eat them.
@alcoholya
@alcoholya 3 года назад
This may be the darkest thing The Onion ever did, outside the 'girl missing, likely raped' news story.
@ASHERUISE
@ASHERUISE 3 года назад
Try "Manatees: I Saw Manatees Gang Rape A Crippled Manatee Once, Really"
@reav3rtm
@reav3rtm 2 года назад
Porking in America?
@AlmaSpiteful
@AlmaSpiteful 12 лет назад
"It's like counting garbage." Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
@lowqualityshitposts8860
@lowqualityshitposts8860 8 лет назад
Even the dinosaurs hunted mice
@pathduck
@pathduck 12 лет назад
"The plankton of mammals" - that had me in stitches!
@devinbates1461
@devinbates1461 3 года назад
The incredible scale of mouse attrition puts even the greatest human tragedies to shame, but no one weeps for the mouse; for its life is worth less than zero.
@ACaveTrog
@ACaveTrog 12 лет назад
I love watching mice decompose while I'm eating.
@tylerhughes5420
@tylerhughes5420 6 лет назад
Sometimes I feel like a mouse.
@davidmurderbass
@davidmurderbass 12 лет назад
Please make more of these! They're fantastic!
@Juel92
@Juel92 3 года назад
This nature documentary so much more accurate than the BBC ones.
@SadistBunny32
@SadistBunny32 12 лет назад
I think I just fell in love. This might be my all time favorite video on RU-vid thus far.
@ishmaelsipho3156
@ishmaelsipho3156 4 года назад
I guess all of the dislikes are from the mice that got offended?
@Rwededyet
@Rwededyet 12 лет назад
The Hitchhiker's Guide has gotten dark...and they seem to have forgotten who actually runs this planet.
@MrSTVR
@MrSTVR 4 года назад
Horrifying Planet did not continue. Possibly because the narrator now resides in a padded cell. We may never know...
@CorticalCirclet
@CorticalCirclet 11 лет назад
Yeah, those are rats at 1:20. They're bigger than mice, the tails are darker and thicker, and the ears are less rounded, just to name a few differences. The white rat with the black stripe (hood) is probably a Long-Evans lab rat. I work with those; they're adorable! :D
@mstubbs88
@mstubbs88 12 лет назад
I love these vids.
@gijoo76
@gijoo76 12 лет назад
this episode was definitely one of the best
@BlackAngusYoung
@BlackAngusYoung 12 лет назад
This series is really great.
@ryxd100
@ryxd100 3 года назад
Please bring this back, it would blow up!!!
@santkabir95
@santkabir95 4 года назад
They really don't have boundaries do they XD XD
@Stamboul
@Stamboul 12 лет назад
Mice are so utterly insignificant that it doesn't even matter when someone can't tell them apart from rats.
@Languslangus
@Languslangus 5 лет назад
"The plancton of mamels" XD
@joseignaciorodriguez1207
@joseignaciorodriguez1207 3 года назад
I guess this guy who narrates the story is a poet or something like that his English is transparent and Frank as the water
@xxSerpenttinexx
@xxSerpenttinexx 12 лет назад
I subscribed to onion yesterday and am not disappointed
@tsummerlee
@tsummerlee 12 лет назад
Props for smuggling in true horror. Nicely done.
@tfritz92
@tfritz92 12 лет назад
if the onion ever sells "horrifying planet" dvds... consider them all bought
@jefferee2002
@jefferee2002 3 года назад
Hath thou weeped for the mouse? Eff no.
@devourerofbabies
@devourerofbabies 12 лет назад
No way. They need to keep the obnoxious adverts for their other series to mimic the crass commercialism of real TV. It's an object lesson. Thank the Onion for your learning.
@IcyScythe
@IcyScythe 12 лет назад
These nature videos are amazing
@mattrogers5188
@mattrogers5188 2 года назад
and so educational
@cicadianrhythm
@cicadianrhythm 11 лет назад
My mouse sacrificed at least six of of her own children on the bloodied altar of the Undying God in order to gain eternal youth. Mice are metal as fuck. You must be thinking of the guinea pig, the potato of the rodent world.
@Robert235
@Robert235 6 лет назад
plankton of animals lol
@n9nex19
@n9nex19 4 года назад
Bit mice still eat zebras
@normalhuman9878
@normalhuman9878 2 года назад
This needs to be brought back, it’s too good
@footerest78
@footerest78 12 лет назад
I wonder who would win a fight between a zebra and a zebra's weight in mice.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 Год назад
And why would they? It would be like counting garbage. That friggen killed me.
@Xessive1972
@Xessive1972 12 лет назад
Depression is just a The Onion movie away...
@dreamingpixles
@dreamingpixles 11 лет назад
goddamn it, I was eating something when 1:30 came along.
@Kat-tj1dv
@Kat-tj1dv 3 года назад
I just want "No one weeps for the mouse" on a shirt x'D I might do it...
@Draginvry2
@Draginvry2 12 лет назад
The scripts for this series are genius
@pinfish7459
@pinfish7459 3 года назад
It seems no one has any respect for the mouse. Uh hello Walt Disney - Mickey Mouse
@Emidretrauqe
@Emidretrauqe 12 лет назад
I now look forward to Horrifying Planet and Dredge Appraisal when I get home from work every day.
@zirbat16
@zirbat16 12 лет назад
haha another awesome episode
@skjaldulfr
@skjaldulfr 3 года назад
It's not attrition, because they reproduce at least as fast as they die.
@davidjanssen3314
@davidjanssen3314 3 года назад
Horrible
@fridginator
@fridginator 12 лет назад
I don't know why i enjoy this so much...
@AJ6644
@AJ6644 12 лет назад
best yet
@CaptTerrific
@CaptTerrific 9 лет назад
Was rewatching this for old time's sake... can't seem to find the final bleach episode, even when searching the Onion's channel - link anyone?
@CaptTerrific
@CaptTerrific 9 лет назад
***** thanks so much!!
@Pauly421
@Pauly421 6 лет назад
Loooool I'd forgotten about that one xD
@Nudhul
@Nudhul 12 лет назад
that mouse at the beginning has huge balls
@ttmilbr
@ttmilbr 11 лет назад
"..it would be like counting garbage.." -LOL
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 12 лет назад
No one has estimated why people would down vote this video "and why would anyone bother?"
@confiscator
@confiscator 12 лет назад
It's the chewing bear that got me.
@hockeyftw11211
@hockeyftw11211 12 лет назад
When he said that that mouse was killed by a hammer I went fuckin' nuts. hahahaha
@Frances3654
@Frances3654 12 лет назад
"Horrifying Planet" This is what every nature show should be called lol
@alexanderscott2456
@alexanderscott2456 5 лет назад
1:19 rats, not mice
@shadowtheredwolf6216
@shadowtheredwolf6216 4 года назад
Something tells me they're not trying to be accurate.
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
Rats eat mice,.so they're one of the predatora.
@orzelmorze5586
@orzelmorze5586 3 года назад
They dont bother names of those mice
@Truthiness231
@Truthiness231 12 лет назад
If you ever wondered what it would sound like if Marvin read The Guide, you now have your answer.
@drslimpepper
@drslimpepper 12 лет назад
Thanks, Pal, you're awesome.
@IllegalSpaceDuck
@IllegalSpaceDuck 12 лет назад
"Its like counting trash" Lol
@asapshazzy
@asapshazzy 12 лет назад
Krill, Chicken, So many kinds of insects, the list goes on.
@PizzaPC8
@PizzaPC8 12 лет назад
any one know the song that plays at 1:23?
@djsyko
@djsyko 12 лет назад
Brilliant :)
@Larocque819
@Larocque819 12 лет назад
fuck this serie is amazing
@Liquiddragom
@Liquiddragom 12 лет назад
whats the back ground music early on in the video?
@heartless00004
@heartless00004 12 лет назад
This was ironically very educative!! lol
@phdan123
@phdan123 11 лет назад
Yea, I normally laugh at the onion, but found this one to be out of mein kampfort zone
@EnricoVanDamBamBam
@EnricoVanDamBamBam 12 лет назад
you needed to throw in the footage of frogs eating mice.
@hattrickster33
@hattrickster33 12 лет назад
They don't want to expose the kids to the harsh realities of nature.
@00101110o
@00101110o 12 лет назад
I have my pointer on the volume button because of that.
@hoosierhiver
@hoosierhiver 12 лет назад
"the plankton of animals", that's great
@youresobroken
@youresobroken 11 лет назад
Are mice more disposable than the zebra?
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 4 года назад
Yes. Zebras inspire satisfying whore print leggings. Mice, do not
@McSeal
@McSeal 3 года назад
Why would anyone count garbage killed me
@Kleavers
@Kleavers 12 лет назад
Fucking love this series. Whoever wrote this is a genius.
@holdmeclosertonydanza22
@holdmeclosertonydanza22 11 лет назад
Exactly, thank you.
@pacrox2
@pacrox2 12 лет назад
what is that pink ball sticking out of the first mouse (beneath its tail)?
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 12 лет назад
I once saw a field mouse, in my room.... I never saw it again...
@jwilliamson108
@jwilliamson108 11 лет назад
"Life is worth less than Zero." lmao
@bobs2809
@bobs2809 6 лет назад
this mouse was killed by a hammer
@sarahmayjohn
@sarahmayjohn 2 года назад
If a rat comes inside the house, is it a mouse?
@zackzimmer7167
@zackzimmer7167 2 года назад
“The plankton, of the mammals.” That even hurt me…
@castacaro
@castacaro 12 лет назад
Actually, mice have contributed a great deal to scientific research. Not just rats.
@usedbandage9
@usedbandage9 12 лет назад
"It would be like counting garbage."
@gingerlillys
@gingerlillys 12 лет назад
Just as I was about to eat lunch...
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