Michael Mcintyre Mistook Queen Invite For Hogwarts Acceptance - SHOWTIME Best Of | Universal Comedy 

@@Noah_The_Potato It was tights not pants

He forgot to add the jump at the end

And if your plus-sized (slowly raises hand) woman the struggle is real!!!

It really is accurate isn't it😂😂 Only he forgot the 2 jumps at the end, those are monentous😂

I would agree with you

Honestly, he just put into words all my struggles with English names as a non-native speaker. Yeah, in my head Stephen and Steven are pronounced different.

Réka Hegedűs wait to you see irish names

Don't even get me started on Katherine. And then they call me Katie. Never spelled correctly.

@@rkah6187 Steven, Stephen, Stefan and Stephan REALLY piss me off. I hate these names because even as a native I'm all fucked up over them

I thought the different spellings were originally supposed to be masculine and feminine. So Ashley is a boy and Ashleigh is a girl. But I could definitely be wrong about that

Observational comedy can be a hard sell sometimes.

He's clean and hilarious. Just proves that you don't need gratuitous vulgarity to be funny.

I can't help but to agree, love him! :D

I think any apparent lack of popularity that Michael McIntyre has on RU-vid is the people desperately trying to look cool by hating on something that's popular but not edgy. The same people that jump from Big Bang Theory videos to Jimmy Fallon clips all day posting nasty comments.

Agreed. Obviously we all have our own personal tastes, but i've never understood why so many people say they hate him. He's brilliant! And as for the tights thing, spot on, i'm afraid!

Mucus 23 “I coloured him in”😂😂

Hahaha colouring him in...genius...I never would have thought of it😁

Same.. I'm dying. 😂

Rolling on the floor surely ?!

I'm trying to work here... hot tea burning my nostrils and hitting my monitor :/

Because he repeats jokes

Cassius X but so do all comedians in stand up , they don’t just arrive on stage with nothing prepared 🤷‍♀️ and it takes a while to write new material . MM certainly isn’t alone in repeating some material.

"he's genuinely funny" yeah maybe. Personally I was startled that someone so lame had such a huge audience. Clearly people like him. But to me this entire video was just unfunny and lame. For example, the Hogwarts joke wasn't even a joke it was like "oh gee, I got a fancy letter and I'm a dumbass". And before you think I'm a humorless twat, I enjoy all the regulars on Mock the Week.

@@rageonyx mock the week is shite now

I mean comedy is really subjective. What something may be funny to one it won't be funny to other unless they have the same taste in humour.

😂😂😂 What happened to you? Sorry I laughed... 😂😂😂

Bipiy Bop okay what about when it’s 2:25 AM and I don’t want to wake up my family

I almost choked on my tea during the joint specialist joke. 😅

One day more.... Another day another destiny.... This never ending road to calvary....

These men who seem to know my crime will surely come a second time one day more (I have found my people)

Never learnt any songs, I just count on my knuckles. Is that not a thing other people do?

O wow I learnt the last part as 'except for February alone Which has 28 days clear And 29 in each leap year'

@@sameeharahman1559 see I've always said except February alone 28 each year but 29 each leap year

Love it hahaha!

*high school

I know a couple called Paul and Pauline

Wouldn’t it be funny if u had married to him ..

I know a woman, Paula, whose father-in-law and son are both Paul.

Tyyyy

Saw a shoulder and knee consultant last year and the Doctor himself said with a grin...”I DONT do toes as well”. He must have sen the sketch as well!

OMG. I literally ROFL on the "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had to ask my bf if his sister was "Rachel" or "Ray-chay-el" (Rachael). He genuinely couldn't remember!

Neil Crook 🌸 or Gayle, Gail and Gale lol

Niall and Niel are the same name but pronounced differently to Neil and Neal.

@@quilofox530 all pronounced the same unless you're Irish 😉

@@neilcrookphotos Neil gang let's go!

English Bean not all heros wear capes!! Thank you!!

Thanks!!!

you mean 7:05 ?

My name is Megan I have this problem

I'm friends with a megane

@@princessayanaible-gordon7360 Met a Mgan before lol

I think her parents were special

Myghan

That's cool but a bit unnecessary (unless you like to brighten your life with a rime). All you need is follow your knuckles: close your hands into fists, palms down (thumbs next to each other) and go from left > right or right > left. Knuckle is 31, trough is 30, February being the odd one out.

@@marshad82 that's how I learned it, still works

30 days has September April June and November 31 the others date Excepting February, 28.

marshad82 *rhyme I did that, I was never taught any song. But I just close my fists instead of putting them together.

30 days has September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31, except February alone, which has 4 and 24

Stewart Graham my name is Talia and I have had it pronounced Tail-e-er Tar-lee-ah Tal-ee-ah And written as Tahlia Tailear Thalia Talea I can’t make this stuff up it sucks - so I know the pain

I know the feels. My name is Sian but pronounced Sharn. I’m my life I have literally come across 4 people that have pronounced it right on the first go. 3 of them were Welsh and one was Chinese.

My mom wanted to name me Vic but the priest wouldn't have it because I am female. So she begrudgingly put in Ma. as an abbreviation from Maria. Unfortunately, my birth certificate also spells Ma. so now I have to specify that my name is Ma.Vic with a dot in the middle because otherwise, banks won't encash checks written for Mavic or Maria Vic. I've spent roughly 100 emails and 500 conversations on the history of my name. And that's just my first name. My last name is one letter away from "Relationship" in the local language and it is ALWAYS misspelled. The number of times I've had to have checks and documents corrected. -_-'

Mavicity Relayson, what... the... fuck. Change your name. Immediately.

@Natalie Dory It's hard to argue with a bank official that your client decided to spell your name differently from the name on your account.

Hahahaha "Boy come here, no not you Bhoy."

That doesn't teach how many days it has!!

And me! Seen it before but laugh every time!

By the end of it I was in a coughing fit, and I was really glad it ended before I threw up.

aria that’s the right one!

Calander man from batman.

Felicia Kelley You do now!

Me neither, but not to worry; if you have an iPhone, all you need to do is ask Siri

SwafflesYT why? It’s still a good joke and you got a bunch more jokes along with that one.

There's actually a lot more in that story than shown here I'm surprised they didn't include it I would suggest finding it 😂

Nothing lost, the rest is hilarious?

Now you know how your wife feels

@@panda4247 lmao i laughed at this way too hard

Isabella Brand literally me

I’m the 4th one

Izzy Rowing I’m the 3rd one it’s the french version (we’re not french though) my mom just calls me Isabella/Bella 😌 And because she calls me that in public too lot of people actually don’t know if it’s Isabelle or Isabella 😂 and a neighbor we lived next to for about 20 years just straight up called me Elisabeth and I was too shy too correct him 😂😂😂😂

Isabella Brand Ashli Ashley Ashlee Ashleigh Ashlie Ashly

John H who the fuck would spell your name “Jhon”?!