"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you PLAMs, don't make PLAMonade! Make life take the PLAMs back! Get mad! I don't want your damn PLAMs; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson PLAMs! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the PLAMs! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible *P L A M* that burns your house down!" ―Cave-Michael Johnson-Rosen
Smack Tard michael rosen is some british guy who writes stories for children and then acts them out (well, most of them). he doesn't really care about ytps being made with his videos as long as people don't try to spoof his actual performances as for the love of plums... michael truly loved plums back when he was a kid (so much that he once ate a bagful of plums in one sitting), but now he's 70+ and nobody knows if he still likes plums