Microsoft Sam Learning To Say SOI !!! 

I'm not sure what's more cursed- the original *SWAH* sound he makes or him actually saying "soy" correctly, it's so strange to hear him pronounce "soy" correctly

Everytime I hear Microsoft Sam I can't help but imagine Chief. Someone help me.

Use "soe" Try "enjoy the soy sauce" Better yet try "pointer"

In speakonia I would just type in "So E" without the quotations and speed his voice up to make it sound like soy. It may not sound quite like soy, but it works almost the same.

This bring me back holy shit

I had always read it with french phonetics in which the sound he makes would at least be somewhat accurate. Though the wispy rasp is still creepy as ever >_>

the algorithm recommended this to me, but i'm not complaining

0:44

I luv that guy. He can't say "unavailible" accurately either! Whenever He says "client", it gets me the shivers, for I tell him to shut up...but he won't! lmao

The construction of the ROFLcopter recorded

I did it as well!!! Today I made him say soy properly as well!!! Heres how you do it: In Windows XP, type "s'oy" (without the quotes). He will say it properly, as in the video. For Speakonia, this will not work, but "zoy" is the closest that I have got to him saying soy properly. It`s not perfect though. Note: The windows XP one is correct and he will properly say soy!!!!! S'OY S'OY S'OY S'OY S'OY S'OY S'OY. The. Fucking. End.

0:44 I Lolled at: "What The Fuck" HAHA XD

64 peoples have a life...

LOL @ inhibitions and executions being "complicated" words.

i think he typed "soe" i tried this xD

it IS swaaaa, ya jackalopes.

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lol, it kinda sounds like he's just about to crack up at the end just as if it was someone that does not want to laugh into someones face

For Speakonia, I guess it is "s'oeee" (w/o quotes) as far as I know.

"What the fuck?" HAHA LMAO!

lol. "i said it. i said it."

congratulations now say "hurray"

Well that f---ing sucks I like it when he sounds like he's whispering

0:42 SOI. What The F*ck? This is getting more dumber than I thought

OMFG. HE SAID SOI.

Soi soi soi. The Repeater (Microsoft Sam) always say SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

Stephen Hawking is that you?

Description says "pm me", remember when YT had pm-s? Man

I made Microsoft Sam sneeze 18 times the right way!

to make him say soi type: soei it works xD

You need a Windows XP computer to do this. Because Windows 10 is the latest operating system, you can't do this on text to speech properties.

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

The - fucking - end! lmao :P

the 'fucking' end

he said hurray wrong this is the next he must learn

how do u record the voices?

why do you think people say my rofl copter goes soi? Its not to say "Soy" its to say "Swah" because of microsoft sam.

How did you get him to say it?

I can make him say soy, I edited the phonemes in speakonia, now he can say it.

WHERE DID THIS ORIGINATE? was it from "arby n the chief'" machinima???

omg lmao! that was halarious, i needed that lol...

In this video Ms Sam's voice is EARRAPE WTF SOI SOI SOI SOI

classic youtube

Enjoy the soy sauce.

"Hurray!" doesnt sound like an exciting word anymore on microsoft sam.

Holy shit! My IQ must have increased to 17 or something.

hahah im so fucking dumb

(indicating a very high IQ) or less than 55 (indicating a very low IQ) on the test.

schwop schwop schwop schwop

MS SAM says pointer is bwander

The Fucken End!

the f**ing end

press soi without captilized letter

My IQ must have increased to 17 or something HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH LOOL

Is he Saying :"I am so fucking dumm" ? :D:D:D

This is the best vid ever! LOL!

soy!

how did you get him to do that? did you type it soe?

B-b-but how!?

@builderman1q2w3e4r That is a true fact right there.

microsoft zira in windows 8 can say soy corrently

best vid ever!

here's the closest i got in speakonia: svoy or svoi

@builderman1q2w3e4r Yes. But do you really think I care? Text on a screen cannot affect me. Now if it were in real life, that would be a whole different story.

39 people cant say soi... haha i peed myself when i saw this XD

S’s’s oi

how/where do i get this?

My roflcoper goes soysoy it aint fun now

how is inhibition a complicated word..

inhibition? Complicated word ? ...

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its pronounced swa, because all the other ms voices pronounce it as swa

AHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THANKS

Soi

you just have to type in sohi. then it works.

LOL!

soisoisoisoisoi

soe and soee works

SOI

HOW DID U MAKE HIM SAY SOYYYYY

@pingy86119pivoter sounds like oldschool msn to me

soi soi soi

GUSY Just type soi soi soi and set it 2 slowest

Soee soee soee

@BlittleMcNilsen i meant YOU.

type in soe or swah

Soe works on Windows XP

just an glitch soi soi soi soi soi

Do soy instead of soi.

@builderman1q2w3e4r Yep. You're right.

Soey works.

audio preview soi on youtube

Soi soi soiii

you just make him says soe and it sounds like soi

Hello ;)

SAY :D

He said Soee not Soi xD

soe

ROFL At 0:24

Ha I discover your secret, you put soe instead of soi.