Mike and Jay Talk About Cobweb 

FISH!....?!

As one of Milkwaukee's other top 25 serial killers, I can confirm he has the best taste in movies.

Question, if they kill as a team the score is divided among them or each kill counts in their personal record? Cause if so just the ones from the Rockford Prowler aka Jay Bauman will put them all easily in the top 10.

@g.sergiusfidenas6650 the kills count towards your own personal record, unless someone provides an assist (i.e. demented cackling to set the mood) then it is split.

​@@pyramear5414almost as good as his taste in his murder victims!

It would be frustrating if they didn't also introduce me to this movie. Balances out, and also very funny

Same here the marketing was truly terrible

well seeing it, no wonder they had 0 faith in its success, it was really bad

Same

Same and I loved Barbarian

And after just watching this review, anyone can see that it's a crime against marketing principles. This is the most Halloween movie since Halloween (or Halloween, or Halloween) and to release it at any other time is just baffling. What the fuck were they thinking?

It goes along well with Jay still saying "Open Heimer".

I call them whore films

​@@derfroschprinzausbayernYeah, that's more of a Cinema Snob movie to review

​@@SeSeReRfRf Of course James Rolfe has to resort to plagiarizing scripts for his harrer movie reviews, he's got no time.

Its the best way to get all this great content! "Alright its been a month, what crap was released this month". If he tried doing it every week ,it would be depressing.

I share Mike's love for Vudu

Now that he's seemingly housebound, they'll only be able to discuss stuff from vudu.

Underrated niche film talk, Vudu doesn't have the prettiest u.i. but the functionality of being able to click on actors or directors sends you in deep rabbit holes that I am thankful Mike brings out the gold out of

Nice observation.

I think they should add some skits at the beginning of their videos, maybe get a close friend of theirs to play the wacky characters.

what if they had a big wheel and that's how they picked what movies to watch? or a jenga tower, or a plinko board...

@@lamptrent Sounds really embarrassing. I hope they never do that.

Nah, I don't like these ones. I like the ones where they sit in different chairs in a different set and talk about movies in the exact same manner. Those ones are great! They should start a new series where they sit in another different set of chairs on a different set that we've never seen and talk about movies in the exact same manner.

Megan had an effective one with tik tok dance.

Agree with the above, the Megan one was good. Movie was a fun watch too!

skinamarink had a pretty good one, i mean it caught me and i don't even use whatever app it was originally advertised on lol

I give Megan a 5 bags of popcorn score!

cobweb makers should have paid people to hide in the walls of homes and whisper to children

I think missing the 'Silence of the Lambs' joke in the Enemy Mine Re:View broke Mike's spirit. That was when he knew he might never be first to a joke again. And that's not even mentioning the Art-partment fiasco.

I wish Rich was here to pronounce it Will Forty.

Son, you need to graduate to adding water to the resulting powder, heating it with a lighter, drawing it into a syringe, and then injecting it directly into your vein. Otherwise, you are wasting about 90% of it as the excess does not get absorbed by your sinuses but rather runs down the back of your throat where it ends up in your stomach, at which point it is processed normally, including being filtered by the liver. And that's not something you want. There's only a limited amount Mike and Jay you can get, so you definitely don't want 90% of it to go to waste.

Do you cut it with cocaine?

Huh? Who doesn't, kiddo? Stop flattering yourself.

You didn't even get the tapes graded before crushing them? What are you? Some kind of cretin??

Major yikes. Wtf😬

Wtf? Ive replied like 4 times to this comment and its been automatically removed every time..? What gives?

"Aunty Donna stray man". Watch that, see him being natural in a comedy sketch

It's his Top One movie of all time!

@@boatcaptain6288 Yes, right below The Fanatic

@@radhinkabagaskara5595 I hope a week or two from now Jay actually makes a reference to Cobweb to see if Mike remembers it or not.

@@boatcaptain6288A week or two? He already forgot it ever existed.

God I'd love to see that@@boatcaptain6288

Their reviews and in depth analysis, breakdown are amazing and 100% spot on. While adding stoned on couch humor. The indie flicks they mention or review / recommend are also 99% correct.

Yeah this is one of the few channels I very occasionally I can feel I can share with people too

A couple of the smartest dumb asses

But also keep in mind that these are the guys that made Spacecop…

Isn't it great not having to think for yourself anymore?

I think they were intimated by the Star Trek monster beside them.

I don't watch Jay, I watch movies and talk about Mike.

To be fair, movies nowdays are medicore at best. While Jay and Mike are a 10/10 no matter what they talk about.

Same. Last modern movie I watched was... I honestly can't remember 😂

FUCK MOVIES *_fart_*

same

That's the Wisconsin in him

Busey: The Next Generation

I thought it was their favorite genre of comedy?

The real villains are the home inspection services that half-ass it and miss all these secret pathways and feral children

Honeslty I'd be happy they talked about it, even if they hated it. Any press is good press

if any film maker makes movie with consideration what creators of Space Cop want, you know they should find a new job

terror? I’d be beside myself to hear these frauds discuss something I made.

If you're a nobody, it's a great honor. But if you are successful, look out

Most of them don't really care.

It's a real Santa Clause situation

As a man, what he lacks in height, he makes up for in follicles.

I agree, I am also a only two haircut person

What a weird creepy comment

Hes Sampson; his strength comes from his luscious mane.

mike #1: Cobweb mike #25: Cobweb mike #48: Cobweb

Maybe they should add Rich Evans as a prop in the background. Just a blank stare.

You just got caught in the cobweb

holy shit this is the most original and funny comment ive ever seen! good job bud!! keep it up!!

Cobweb felt like a parody of Antlers, which is actually a good movie.

I thought I'd seen so many horror I was immune to audiovisual fright. And then I watched Marianne and felt it again, I also recommend it!

Coraline was in the theaters around that time too for it’s anniversary, so I got to see both. Cobweb was fun but definitely got overshadowed by A24’s Talk To Me that came out the following week and Cobweb was gone (at least at my theater).

And just like Barbarian, I loved the first 2 acts, and was baffled by choices in the 3rd.

Definitely. There was so much to love up until then, and it lost plausibility, or became a different tone than I felt it was building to. I found myself preferring all my own theories before the reveal.

Well he’s making progress. Up from half of it being good to 70% of it

Name a more iconic duo...

@@alexlewis5365 Rich Evans x Rich Evans

Bateman & Rubbin'

Well, maybe Mike and Rich... Nah, Mike & Jay is more iconic

You look up to these cynical hipsters?

It's not bad

Yeah I thought it was terrible haha, worst horror movie I've seen in a bit.

Yeah, I couldn't stop laughing at the movie. So much hammy acting and they pretty much gave up after the monster was revealed.

When I was a 14 year old lad I went with a group of friends to a guy named Stuart "loose bum" Rennie's house. While there someone asked his mother how Stuart got the moniker Loose Bum. She started laughing and told us the tale of how she sent him to boarding school 4 year prior, when Stuart Loose Bum was 15. While he was there he provoked a bunch of the other boys and they sneak attacked him, beat him up and crammed a glass bottle up his rear end. The boys then smashed the bottle with a swift hit to the abdoment with a baseball bat. The damage to Stuart Loose Bums colon and anus was so extensive that he lost the ability to control his bowel movements for quite some time. During that time his mother started calling him loose bum and his peers started following suit. Stuart "Loose Bum" Rennie died of a meth overdose 7 years ago. You can look up his obit. His son is now a fenti addict. 😮 That was an interesting experience. Been thinking a lot about that when watching spooky movies lately

Seconded. Especially since many Chernobyl actors are in Andor.

It will *never* happen

@@luiginastro8831 they did say a while back that the plan to see those shows

Agreed