Miles is a Robot - [Episode 2] 

1:42 is the epitome of my acting skills.

"I was not programmed for friendship until I met Gumshoe!" ...Okay that's actually kinda sweet though.

So, if you remember from the mainline Ace Attorney games, Edgeworth has a NOTORIOUSLY hard time getting witnesses to cooperate. This translates to him having a hard time getting information out of people in this one.

Layton twist: The alligator was a robot Ace Attorney twist: The alligator's testimony reveals there was seven more people in the locked room and the crime happened two days earlier than we thought

"I'm really good at leaking investigation reports to defense attorneys"

“Objection I don’t want to” is such a mood

Miles the robot seems to have a red mole on his head during the intro, how curious

Edgeworth deserves a vacation. He needs some time off to recharge his batteries.

I only just realized that not only is Knightly’s name a chess pun, but his collar and haircut are designed to make him look like knight piece. I am furious.

Headcanon: Miles, being a friendless robot, constructed and magically-summoned Gumshoe the Golem in order to simulate friendship, which is why Gumshoe follows Miles like a lost puppy and shares all classified documents with people he likes.

"Your mother was a forklift, and your father smelt of oil!" Edgeworth: "These are both accurate"

"I can't just leave him be. He gets sad and pees on the carpet" A robot prosecutor and his loyal dog detective

"I think the culprit was you" "Yew is not in this game" "I'm right here" (in tears)

13:22 a perfect description of their dynamics Gumshoe(sensibly but not too intelligently): okay Mr. Edgeworth... you should probably get that checked out by a doctor Edgeworth (articulate, but insane): doctors cannot treat me, I am a man of metal. Kay: (mind is all static): LOOK AT THE DOG!

Miles is just an advanced Chess AI with a body and "law" degree.

"I was not programmed for friendship until I met Gumshoe" is such a sweet line, even if Jello didn't mean it

Simon’s afraid of big arms when he really should’ve been afraid of big chessts.

The word "Chess OC" is something that I never thought I'd hear-

Edgeworth - The Mechanised Prosecutor Gumshoe - The Golem Investigator Kay - The Cyborg Thief Missile - The Shapeshifting Dog Ray - The Human

“There isn’t any water in that well, I should know cause I’m the official well watcher” I loved that reference to epithet erased

edgeworth is such a big dork, and canonically he’s supposed to be a heart throb lmao

Courtney: Your badge lies in my hands, Mr. Edgeworth. Edgeworth: I almost caused a war last week.

11:06 "Kay's Brain Damage" For a second I legitimately thought that was real evidence 😂

"Follow in my father's footsteps? I always wanted to asphyxiate in an elevator..." NOOOOOOOOOO HFSDJKDHFSJKFSDHKHDSFK

Also!! Sebastians motions with his baton are in time with his own theme. He's orchestrating it himself.

"What do i look like, a forklift? Youre thinking of my mother" i dunno how she got a man when forklifts have no honor

"LOGIC: Where has Knightly been Shitting? Knightly is full of shit. It has to be going somewhere..." GOLD.

I don’t know how you can possibly hate this game. As we have clearly established from this episode, it has a little monke fella, a clear sign of high quality.

That Simon looking away drawing is a fucking masterpiece

12:15 When you’re so far ahead of the case that you can even predict the breakdown

I’m really sad you didn’t include the “You’re interested in what changed me? It would probably have to be... the courtroom itself.” “Gay” “Yeah no, gay is what changed you.”

Edgeworth's dad looks more like a detective than a lawyer. Then again, we have Cyclops after he quit the X-Men, a Russian Dominatrix, and a whole bunch of other wierdos, so I guess there's no official dresscode.

I’m looking forward to the third one’s characters. And their “Statute of Extraterritorial Limitations.”

I need you guys to understand that with the Chess Counter I am not cherry-picking every instance of "Chess" being mentioned. I'm editing the video based on what I find funny and then whatever Chess makes it through the cutting room floor gets dinged. Please be aware that an "accurate" Chess Counter would be at like 150 at this point. Spoilers for "Ace Attorney: Investigations 2!" Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're currently playing Layton vs. Ace Attorney and "Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn" (my favorite game ever)! www.twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse VOICE ACTORS: Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy Michaela - twitter.com/VAMichaelaLaws Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget Arim - twitter.com/TomLaflin THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND: Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk/ SIMON MONKEY ARTWORK - Siv

14:52 There's something adorable about a robot Miles choosing to add friendship to his programming just for Gumshoe.

I bought and started playing ace attorney because of this series

"I'd doubt someone as timid as you would work up the courage to kill someone." *YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMINGGGG*

Japanifornia: Become Human

“DOCTORS CANNOT TREAT ME, I AM A MAN OF METAL.” Edgeworth that’s probably why you smell iron all the time

I’m glad Jello was singing the Secret Tunnel song.

We might dunk on Sebastian, but he was technically right. Not for the right reasons at all but he was right, eventually.

"That's her breakdown is- they all just are ferrets" I mean.

“I was not programmed for friendship until I met Gumshoe” Awwwwwwwwww

Edgeworth: Kay! Stop eating animals and spitting out their bones like an owl! Ray: Are you some kind of Owl? Oh, wow, you made that joke already

6:00 "knightley is full of shit." 11:03 "kay's brain damage"

"shouldn't you have taught your dog to shake or something?" " *only if it's a baby* "

That quality edit at 6:03 is actually so convincing, I’m not totally sure it isn’t just in the game.

1:24 I can’t unhear Michaela Laws as Justine Courtney thanks to this, and I couldn’t be happier!

"Which is a f*cking scathing remark coming from REGINA BERRY" had me dieing

21:20 Edgeworth: even I could have done it, but I was too busy playing League of Legends. Prisoners: *slowly back away* Courtney: DEATH

I just realised that Ray is literally just Jigen from Lupin III

Objection = SHUT UP XD

Kay: It was almost like.. it was stolen from him! Edgeworth: Kay, a man was just sexually assaulted

8:37 This gives off big "There's a horse in the hospital" vibes

Man I would’ve loved to see this live

Edgeworth: I wasn't programmed for friendship until I met Gumshoe. Phoenix:

Edgeworth’s statement that he never had any capacity for friendship until he met Gumshoe is wholesome, in the end of the day he values Gumshoe as a friend even if he forced Edgeworth to be sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends and gets his giant fingerprints on evidence because he has to hold the evidence up and turn it around for Edgeworth.

“He might’ve been a cruel and inhuman prosecutor in the past-“ but now he’s different! He got a boyfriend and finally got laid!

12:16 “oops all obvious 2.0, where even the breakdown animations are called ahead of time”

There are so many good bits they left out. Like: "I thought he couldn't turn his head to the right. Case closed!" "Who's he talking about?" "Probably my dead father" And that time Edgeworth tried to float four centimetres off the ground.

“Objection, shut up” I fucking lost it

"MY DUGGS ARE GETTING GRUGGED!" Is by far the best quote I have heard from this.

I’m loving how everyone playing is just. Slowly and obviously losing their minds as the case goes on “These crates contained Astique’s favourite food! *Human* *butt* *blood* “

I have a love-hate relationship with this playthrough

I love the part when they they ask “Where have they been shitting??” Then the next clue subtly says “Knightly is full of shit.”

Who ever voiced Ray is my favorite "...ugh, my power."

At 14:08, the realization cue goes off as soon as he says "intestines"

Miles, the chess robot who is on fire, and his partner Gumshoe, the thick armed dog with a detective uniform

22:45 "I'm more of a Checkers gal." "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

I like to think the Investigation games had actual plot, but someone turned in the abridged version instead

1:37 "fucker boy" has quickly become one of my favorite things to call people.

14:35 That in fact is incredibly similar to one of the scenes in the first opening of the ace attorney anime

PUH-LEASE. Everyone knows that *_APOLLO_* is the one with the eye lasers.

Edgeworth has been waking up to the scent of bloodies every morning ever since he was a young watch

Pop went up my nose at the laser eye joke and I’m screaming

"I've always wanted to asphyxiate in an elevator." But Miles DID asphyxiate. He was in the same elevator after all. He just didnt DIE in an elevator

"We will have to defeat the alligator in logic chess!"

I was wondering why Edgeworth had a charger in his office...

"Mr Edgeworth,listen to my first rate reasoning!" "Objection! i don't want to" This one got me

"a game we did not like" I feel like that's boggled so many viewers' minds, considering Investigations 2 is widely accepted as one of the best games in the series. Though we do have to admit that everyone in the fandom has their blasphemous opinions. But regardless of all that, these videos are still top notch (I will agree though that the first case in this game is completely ridiculous)

23:33 the real murder weapon is the friends we made along the way :)

7:39 "Could somebody really hide a weapon inside a gift sent to a prisoner?" the henry stickmen fandom : [glances away]

8:16 is criminally underrated

“I’m the official well watcher” That’s a good throwback

11:17 *kicks down door* F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER U IS FOR U AND MEEEEEEEE N IS FOR NYWHERE AND ANY TIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN ACE ATTORNEY

23:46 Substitute teacher: *has a mental breakdown* The students:

I love the face of Sebastian when "The Best" gets yellled by Edgey-boy.

2:35 you should have said "he may have been an inhuman prosecutor before, but we updated his autopsy report!"

22:38 The reason Miles is uninterested in marriage. All the girls like checkers instead of chess.

"Where has Knightley been shitting?" HAHA nice edit

Me: This is my favorite ace attorney game. Jello and his fans: what the fuck.

The big twist was that there was a checkers counter this whole time.

Mr edgeworth is a changed man, he used to be a cruel, inhuman prosecutor, but now he’s a fairly nice inhuman prosecutor

Connect your *two* thoughts, Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: the fate of your life rest in my eye lasers. Courtney: your what? *breath of the wild guardian music starts playing*

Wait, if they're doing a case an episode, and there's 5 cases, WE GET 5 EPISODES HELL YEAH. (This conclusion was obtained by the same methods the mystery of the red mole was solved)

12:10 *Savvy:* "[Patricia Roland's] coat just unfolds to be multiple live animals!" *Jello:* "Oh my god-- That's her breakdown, they all just are ferrets." 23:47 Well, you certainly called it!

"The doctors cannot treat me. I am a man of metal." Badass sounding without context. The exact opposite with.

The entirety up to this point was inward laughter, all in my head, with a smile accompanying it... And then 8:29 happened with the dramatic "**GASP** LEGS!" and I laughed full-bodied, guffawed, if you will. I just...it was perfect timing and reaction and every bit of humor leading up to it just...it was the drop that made the wineglass overflow. And I rewatched it about 5 times and still have the same level of reaction. Kudos and thank you for the endorphins.

9:58 edgeworth really sounds like a robot