Millionaire Tries To Make A Bond Film - Its Unintentionally Hilarious! 

Good job guy, just ignore the haters they're probably writing comments on the ipads their parents gave them

thank you broski, i love the odd hater, gives me more trolling time :)

This story is about my life 😮 I am the perfect man with classy hats and women find me irresistible...I topple guv'ments with my stare and make terrorists into pacifists with one blink of my eye

@@stellviahohenheim It still feeds the algorithm. Let them.

even the Irish hated it....

That’s in the second one

What?There's no dancing? I'm out!

@@Keth417 Me too!

Sadly Michael has completely retired from dancing due to health problems. Which sadly means no dance battle with Eric Roberts.....

He should do a remake of Gymkata but with tap

Damn, imagine him and Bono in a lift

​@@crappyfilmfans😂😂

I propose an Irish flag with a large Flatley and Bono on it and a very small St Patrick

​@@crappyfilmfans "I am the greatest that's ever been!" "Who are you again?" "I'll do you for that!" "Go ahead, if ya can"

@@razor6552 😂😂

Now that would be badass especially if he followed it up with a 300 style drop kick. But no the priest just ushers him away

Had captions on while watching and got the line "Bless me father for I have sinned ... and I'm about to sing again", which added a nice twist.

you cannot deny - that is a badass line

​@@crappyfilmfans if you're looking for a movie with action more along those lines, there's another awful one made by another Irish "celeb" back in the 90s 😂 Don't know if you've ever heard of Boyzone, but one of the band members stars on a film called "Fatal Deviation" about... ninja monks in Ireland? Another wojus movie, in the so bad it's almost good category.

That line is line to when you will kill someone. If he killed the priest it would be quite a badass line but he TED talk the priest LOL

Haha fair play, most accurate part of the movie then

@@crappyfilmfans maybe but not the part where the rain falls only where he's walking!

I’ve seen footage and it’s kinda creepy like yall got cursed or something

Same, I’ve seen that type of partial sky partial rain thing but not in Ireland

@@mypalfootfoot9591 They obviously used a lawn-sprinkler for that scene. Just ONE sprinkler.

Long awaited!

Perhaps they could produce a movie together, script and all.

Eh, Flateley is not as perverted or scummy as Seagal, at least like shown in this movie.

The women in this guys films seem to be over 16 though, so, you know...

Hahahaha! Nah! That's impossible!

brilliant!

Yeah especially if he amuses us!

Some people have no sense, unfortunately. Or fortunately, as it's funny.

I'd just do it to hurt people's heads because that's the whole point of having fuck you money.

Aha

Some gay batman pornography

His role as the bad guy in the Mr. Brightside video is genuinely brilliant...and will go down in pop culture history. That's more than most actors...other than the kick ass song...he's certainly the most memorable thing from the music video

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2 oscar nominations in his first few years. Yes he pissed away his chance.

Like a better Stephen Baldwin.

Eric Roberts elevates every film he appears in partly because he's a legitimately talented actor, and partly because he does so many bad movies.

I watched a few YT vids of people who were in a press screening and it sounds hilarious. There was also a 2018 screening closed to the press. THAT is the copy of the film I’d like to see

I think the word you are looking for is "ejet"

So I am assuming this film was not funny intentionally

I wonder if the laughter fell Flatley on Michael's ears.

He showed that to Ireland?! Lmfao. He fucked up bad

The Cringe is strong with this one...

it's so weird that that is a thing that even exists, let alone commonplace enough to have a name

I disagree. Most of my rainy Saturday afternoons were spent watching foreign sapy films that were basically all like this. They were a fun way to get through the day and I remember them fondly. They don't make "Drive-In fodder" like this anymore and American International does not get them and dubb them with this kind of dialogue. There is a place for this kind of movie making and while I agree with you, at least it is not produced by a big-name Hollywood studio with a half-billion dollar budget, all for the same results.

Even Meryn Trant is embarrassed to be in this

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You can't make a narcissist listen to reason and logic, so... you're not wrong.

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The sequel "Whiteturkey"will be released next year at your local mitzvah Also gonna remake this movie just to make sequels with names based on colors and birds

Well, maybe buy the DVD for when you get the person you don't like in the secret Santa

Blackbird 2: Overcooked

Lol

Haha too true

absolutely perfect analysis

A ground beef burger with Wonder Bread buns

@@razor6552 "Welfare Bond"

@@J5L5M6 Government cheese Bond

One can never have enough hats

Image is everything to the token narcissist, so... yup! He was most likely quite concerned with his appearance.

it's simply how hats are worn, get over it

"This gonna be my great comeback like thos rocky movie..."

He was a master at farting?

hells yeah

He didn't need to make a movie....what do you think the show 'Lord of the Dance' was based on ?

Deffo woulda been better if he kicked the priest off a cliff

I loved her, she was having such a good time

Hey, at least I want to WATCH this film. How long have you waited to say that lately? At least it could be fun.

@@crappyfilmfans haha, yeah... I thought I was the only one to spot her so obviously holding her laugh in, but then the arrow popped up, drawing everyone's attention to it.

Tell him I think his hat is silly

@@EsteemedReptileNo bother! I'll tell him the movie is bollocks too

Tell him "Go home Yank!"

​@hughjass8430 believe it or not, he is a nice man!

"Glorious Shite" is a great term. It would be nice as a chapter title in an Irish movie.

If only he made as many movies, my life would be complete!

Steven Seagal is the Irish Steven Segal. I was gonna say I can become the Jewish Steven Seagal, but Steven Seagal is already the Jewish Steven Segal He once joined a Jewish dating site, and put in his profile he'd "bring home the bacon."

No, because Michael Flatley isn't Irish.

It’s the masculine part of him ✅

PENIS! ITS HIS PENIS!

Would have made for a more interesting sub-plot

That could only have improved the movie 🍿

The actor Matthew Perry or the character Chandler Bing?

@@seanryan3020 both. Two additional characters for the movie. But chandler needs to be TERRIFIED of Flatley.

@@williammiller3277 Bonus!

I don't get it

True that

Agreed.

Dam right

Haha they were all outta USBs and the camera guy was like here take this...

@@tomcarl8021 I always had this impression too: that his "interpretation " is utterly "kitschy" and looks stupid.

Seigfried and Roy Had me laughing so much I literally pissed myself he must have fantasised about bringing on a tiger or a white lion while he was hoofing around but there again a tiger or a white lion may have stolen the show and the limelight as he was performing

Yeah so unusual

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Yes but when it’s multimillionaire it’s extra special

Or how hilarious rich ppl can be to assume their good at all things

🎶 Cry me a river 🎶

Michael Flatley is hugely talented and creative - just not in films

Absolutely, Mary Sue fantasy sums it up perfectly

I need to dive in to some Seagal reviews! Love that old fool

@@CitizenAbel-77 where do I start?? Which is the worst of Seagal?

@@crappyfilmfans All of them. Flip a coin.

​@@CitizenAbel-77 TLJ and Gary Busey made it great!

​@@CitizenAbel-77and that mostly because Seagal not have control on that movie, and the director (Andrew Davis) is quite good

I give credit for him entertaining us

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Uh, no

@@Dryhten1801?

And it's something he can show his grandchildren Hopefully when they're around 3 or 4 before their brains have properly formed

Lawsuit in progress :)

Tap dance on aisle 5

I tip my hat to you sir 🎩

Is it worse than Barbarella?!

@@crappyfilmfans I hope that after you tipped it you wore it at a jaunty angle.

He actually performed a miracle here he made us all tap dance whilst pointing at him

Hardly, a multi millionaire from dancing? I’d take it.

Lol it’s impossible to get any other info on these awards. Deffo sounds like a buy an award show set up

"The Southend-On-Sea Non Physical Media Award"... That's a free one for the Blackbird sequel

My bois a pro

Yeah it’s well shot, which makes the terrible dialogue, acting and plot even more jarring and funny

I wonder if that comes from Flatley having an eye for visuals at least or from him having a genuinely talented DP on hand.

Sign me up!

I need it too! Universe make it happen

Haha deffo, no way real humans chose him for best acting 🎭

Only when those two occur at the same time, and there is enough shit that smears on the script that blackbird can be created...

I've left the best for last :)

Most majestic thing I’ve seen

@@crappyfilmfans surely a flat cap, makes more sense when driving? It's so odd.

I think the one fatal flaw you’ve made there is using logic and reason

@@crappyfilmfans he should have switched it backwards and put on some sweet goggles. He obviously did the wardrobe himself too. The fool.

@@kildogery now that's a movie I'd watch!

Cinematographer for sure the imposter in this group

The last Jedi

@@apatheticnoncombatant7750 me last night

it looks very much lke an actual film

I guess I'm too old for breakneck speed narration. A few minutes, got the gist, that was more than enough for me.

This event would be the singular cause of world peace

😂😂😂

I hope he goes on a movie making spree like Seagal

He ain’t got shizzle on the Mary Sues

Weird how I see people claim “Rey is a Mary Sue,” arguing that she is gifted at everything, flawless, intelligent, seemed to learn to be an amazing fighter and great pilot while off screen - yet those kinds of descriptions apply to countless heroic characters that are iconic and never referred to as Mary Sues. Solid Snake, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, every main Star Trek character, Wolverine, Blade, etc., etc. You don’t like Rey, and that’s fine - but don’t pretend it is because unlike Luke she didn’t get a 3 minute training montage, because you’ve likely found yourself rooting for onscreen badasses who are gifted at everything who you also never watched earn those skills (anyone remember that scene from James Bond where he first learns how to sword fight, fire a gun and ball dance? No?). It does almost seem like I only ever see complaints about a character being too perfect when the protagonist is a woman. Like if you took the script for Lara Croft in Tomb Raider then erased her name and replaced it with James Bond, suddenly no one would mind that the character can single-handedly take on a small army and is able to speak multiple languages. I remember people complaining about She Hulk being super strong without “earning” her power and thinking “so like … like literally most every superhero? Did Spider Man get gifted super strength and reflexes by way of a workout montage or did he get bit by a radioactive spider?

​@@Nothing_IsraelYES!!! THANK YOU!!! So why Isnt Indiana Jones or any action star of the 80s a Mary Sue, or ANY FUGGIN RUBE WHO SAVES HIS FAMILY OR ENTIRE CITY IN AN ACTION FLICK. NERDS just hate seeing "powerful women" I never take any one who uses that term seriously.

​@@Nothing_Israelfor me personally it's less of the "Mary Sue" issue and more we never got to really see her struggles. The OG trilogy had Luke losing his hand and his friends etc. Hell even James Bond is captured and tortured in nearly every one of his adventures, same with Indiana Jones. I just wanna see the hero's struggle. Clark Kent losing his family is also a struggle. Rey not knowing her family isn't a struggle because we were never told or bonded to them. Just my 2 cents

​@itsfaiz2967 precisely, although not facing any real struggles is also a Mary sue trait.

Sooo much ripped off and the dialogue was so trash

Thank you 🙏🏼

Bravo* he is a man and so are u lol

I hear it also matched the angle of his left testicle...

It’s awesome

Michael flatulance, at your service

The ego has money

Michael Flatley wrote an autobiography? LOL 🤣

Love that dude

It’s Captain Blackbeard to you soldier

haha so true! Lords and Ladies distracted me too much while playing Payne

Jack Ma who once owned AliBaba, China's Amazon made a movie where he beats up famous Kung Fu people

Geeez that’s madness

Yeah there were some large patches of Boring sheeet left out

Ok I tap out, you win, too many pun opportunities.

@@crappyfilmfans Flatley will return in... The Tap Who Loved Me: “Nobody does it better… than a tap dancer"

Most 1 star reviews say the same

I’m pretty sure he’s hard watching himself

@@crappyfilmfans what a strange bloke

@@MrUnboxerVideos Agreed

I could deffo see it used in a 90s Arnold flick

This is the best comment in the history of comments! (Deffo not paid by me)

@@crappyfilmfans I can attest to the fact that I have no financial relationship with the reviewer

And they intentionally tried to pack as many cliches in TLM While blackbird thought they were paying hommage

of course, imo, that's likely to make "Blackbird" the more fun film. similar to how classic horror garbage is more fun that the majority of those modern movies that are way too self-aware. (like, someone genuinely trying can be embarrassing, charming. but others basically failing by design - all while winking at you, as if to say "we did that on purpose!" ... where's the fun in watching that?)

Damm i need to watch this!

It’s the real life of making a burner account and giving your comment a thumbs up

Indeed, add it to those masterpieces!

Yes, I could laugh at this. The star wars murder was too much to handle.

Haha 😛

He’s the crap film gieger country

Haha perfectly sums this 20 car pile up

Hells yeah

That’s a little hot fuzz nugget for the regulars. Welcome 👍🏼

But it wouldn’t be baller

This is why we need a UBI! And more robots!

Thanks to M. Flatley, a hundred or more production crew were able to put food on the table. And all the front of camera people too.

@@1badjesus please tell me it’s happening…

Yeah boi

Hot fuzz reference ;) - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aq2u1bmkKUQ.html&ab_channel=FocusFeatures

Nick and the telephone box guy were the best actors from the film. I do feel sorry for them

Who was he in GoT?

@@colmwhateveryoulike3240 He played Sir Meryn Trant. The actor's name is actually Ian Beattie(not David) I'm a bit hazy on GoTs plot details nowadays but he was Joffrey's King's Guard (I think) and one of the people on Arya's list of people to kill. She ends up taking him out in one of the later crappy seasons or smth once she levels up her assassin skills. He played a good scumbag if I recall but I barely remember that show since it started sucking the last few seasons.

@@daybidbanderbecht5299 Thanks! I have zero recollection of that character even after looking up pictures.

haha true that poor guy

now that's a collab, I'd pay to see!

Yeah i am sure his ego is very well protected