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Milton Jones Live at the Palladium 19/10/14 

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@steveback9010
@steveback9010 6 лет назад
I wanna talk". "Just keep practising". Love it!
@shimmeister1062
@shimmeister1062 8 лет назад
What I like about Milton, is not only is he very funny but he actually has the balls to get up and say his material. He knows some of it's basic, corny and almost child like but it works. A lot of comedians try to be too cutting edge and topical. Milton is a legend.
@LukeAllenFilm
@LukeAllenFilm 6 лет назад
shimmeister1062 yes, and he doesn’t rely on expletives and crude jokes
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
Childish is often good.
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
Yes defo. He's often childish, but also very clever. But most of all he really makes me laugh, more than most comedians. Well that's my theory. Thanks for reply.
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
@Donald Tramp Mr Tramp. I am so flattered with your reply an all. With those big White Hose and thing. I wondered if you have a joke for us all.?
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
He's bloody ace.
@heli-crewhgs5285
@heli-crewhgs5285 Год назад
Milton Jones & Tim Vine are my two favourite comedians.
@darthmarticusLFC
@darthmarticusLFC Год назад
Add in Stewart Francis and Gary Delaney!
@rick5793
@rick5793 5 месяцев назад
Simple and clean comedy he's just refreshing to listen to and watch. PROOF that you don't need to be vulgar to be funny.
@onkelmarvin8360
@onkelmarvin8360 Год назад
A lot of thought has gone into his material............he`s just brilliant. His delivery is amazing too...............
@damienkilloran1622
@damienkilloran1622 6 лет назад
Milton preformed at my birthday party a couple of years ago, my family all said it would be a complete shambolics, turned out to be a real......ly good night.
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 лет назад
You really talk shambolics sometimes
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 11 месяцев назад
Performed, not preformed, well he was technically preformed l suppose, but YOU know what l mean 😂
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 8 месяцев назад
Usually sarf londoners say preformed instead of the correct performed.
@peterg6677
@peterg6677 Год назад
Brilliant comedian, funny, very intelligent comedy who doesn't need to swear to be hilarious
@noslohcinkin
@noslohcinkin 8 лет назад
oh god, I just had to pause it, hurt my ribs, tears and phlegm comin' out Milton, you is de man, man.
@Voicist
@Voicist 5 лет назад
That pirate joke is ingenious and brave - what would he do if the audience didn't say "aaah"?
@rafaeljohns9880
@rafaeljohns9880 3 года назад
They were encouraged to do so.. they were all in time with one another. Started and ended together. That's not an accident
@MasterSkulduggery
@MasterSkulduggery 3 года назад
They weren't encouraged to do so. Its typical British panto culture when someone says something sad you saw awh. Its just ingrained in the culture thats why they all did it.. it was an interesting idea, but wrong.
@zachpaterson2585
@zachpaterson2585 2 года назад
He does have other variations he can use to save/continue the joke. If they laugh he can say hyenas and if they clap he can say seals
@mikefule330
@mikefule330 8 месяцев назад
@crazyintrovertt-girl67 In corny old pirate films, pirates all have west country accents and keep saying, "Arrrr!"
@foubrat777
@foubrat777 2 года назад
The last joke is both a callback and the third of a rule of three. A very well-crafted set with an importantly strong end.
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 8 месяцев назад
OK Dr Killjoy 😋
@johnmjones1604
@johnmjones1604 4 года назад
Iv heard all these and they still make me laugh
@danwic
@danwic 9 лет назад
We need more Milton Jones lol.
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
" my grandad died while spieing from the atick. I would like to think he was still looking down on us!"
@dallasreid7755
@dallasreid7755 Год назад
x (from Andre)
@eddyriley2055
@eddyriley2055 2 года назад
simple and entertaining, what comedy should be.
@adamharding7718
@adamharding7718 11 месяцев назад
I love it when he repeats the theme of a previous joke and he then he pauses so the audience takes a second to realise 🤣 like with the shampoo and shamrock🤣
@silvershadowjsh
@silvershadowjsh Год назад
He’s such a delight
@aydiemouulugun5595
@aydiemouulugun5595 6 лет назад
What a legend x
@romeovcode7559
@romeovcode7559 6 лет назад
😂Milton.... always funny, and the puns🙌
@EvilTwin123
@EvilTwin123 5 лет назад
His materiall is both basic and yet unexpected. And it's not swears and dirty jokes either. My other grandfather...
@simonpowell2559
@simonpowell2559 5 лет назад
My other grandfather...
@skay5585
@skay5585 9 лет назад
The bullying pirate joke tho.
@MarioPastranaGameDev
@MarioPastranaGameDev 6 лет назад
They said arrrr when he got bullied
@ljdgooners9041
@ljdgooners9041 6 лет назад
Milton Jones is brilliant! It was a great joke! Just like all the others! The king of one liners! His timing is perfect too! One of the greatest!
@tongsifu1128
@tongsifu1128 6 лет назад
Very clever humour! Quality!
@colinmacfarlane6838
@colinmacfarlane6838 2 месяца назад
This guy is brilliant should be filling arenas 😅
@alexandercaskie1245
@alexandercaskie1245 6 лет назад
I've heard a lot of these on Mock the Week, but it is still as good.
@johndoeadeer2712
@johndoeadeer2712 8 лет назад
That is just funny 👅 Timing is perfect
@adebanner190
@adebanner190 6 лет назад
Too funny for words.Legend
@gazjones7105
@gazjones7105 7 лет назад
Got hair like goku! Rofl love milton
@waynemitchell1076
@waynemitchell1076 3 года назад
Milton needs to go on an episode of WILTY 😎
@kevintrace5396
@kevintrace5396 Год назад
Milton is brill no more said
@lonnwy
@lonnwy 5 лет назад
I think that I want to marry milton jones because he is funny, xxxx
@danjsilve
@danjsilve 10 месяцев назад
Love his triple threat jokes.
@SpiritmanProductions
@SpiritmanProductions 5 месяцев назад
Any students in? ...
@kevintrace5396
@kevintrace5396 Год назад
Why isn't Milton noticed on TV he's brill wa a funny clever man he's got it all
@briancox9357
@briancox9357 5 месяцев назад
He's been on telly quite a lot, eg Mock the Week
@briancox9357
@briancox9357 5 месяцев назад
He's been on telly quite a lot, eg Mock the Week
@mucusmayhem1118
@mucusmayhem1118 6 лет назад
It was real pain 😁
@SidneyBroadshead
@SidneyBroadshead Год назад
*_Sunday Night at the Palladium_* (S1, Ep6; OCT 19, 2014) London Palladium Theatre Host: Rob Bryden Performers: Neil Diamond, Paloma Faith, Texas, Milton Jones, Daniel Sloss.
@DoMw94
@DoMw94 10 месяцев назад
*Brydon
@mustafa1name
@mustafa1name 9 месяцев назад
Shampoo, shamrocks, champagne: fakirs never expected to hear that! 😄
@larryeisenberg1895
@larryeisenberg1895 6 лет назад
Milton knows how to take a funny one of idea, and milk it quite a few times over the course of his routines!
@johnwilliams3004
@johnwilliams3004 6 лет назад
Please could someone explain the Welshman Fantasy joke for me? I get Fanta but what does the -sy bit mean?
@MonaichFother
@MonaichFother 6 лет назад
1:28 Some Welsh peoples accents mean they say "See" at the end of every sentence. So "This is my fantasy" could be 'translated' to "This is my Fanta see"" Fanta is the name of a fizzy orange juice in the UK. HTH
@johnwilliams3004
@johnwilliams3004 6 лет назад
Thanks :D
@petermcnallt12pm
@petermcnallt12pm 6 лет назад
stick to making your soundtracks John Williams, THAT you excel at!
@interestedbystander196
@interestedbystander196 4 года назад
@@petermcnallt12pm Mr Williams might come up with a fantastic Fanta Fantasy in C, see.
@darthmarticusLFC
@darthmarticusLFC Год назад
After the second sham joke I knew it was gonna be champagne at the end 😂
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 9 лет назад
I didn't get the first joke.
@lmmayer8770
@lmmayer8770 9 лет назад
Andrex - toilet roll.
@casbot71
@casbot71 3 года назад
Yeh, I'm not British* and it's not a brand here, so I just googled _Andre_ (using voice recognition cause I'm slightly dislexic) and then just added _x_ to the end. *It's only sold in Britain and Hong Kong under that name… it's Kleenex in a lot of markets, although it has a bunch of different names in individual European countries, not that it's getting exportedv there much these days…
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 2 года назад
@@casbot71 We get Kleenex in Britain, but it's the tissue paper, for blowing your nose, seems like Andrex over there is called Cottonelle(Under the Kleenex brand)
@malcolmbryant
@malcolmbryant 7 лет назад
At the end, why does the host walk onto the stage backwards?
@GrahameGould
@GrahameGould 4 года назад
To be amusing.
@notsonominal
@notsonominal 3 года назад
.. turns out it was real funny!
@ManuelMangani
@ManuelMangani 5 лет назад
What a comic!
@AlanRodgersTrig666
@AlanRodgersTrig666 5 лет назад
Had he wet himself or is that just poor lighting?
@terranceparsons5185
@terranceparsons5185 5 месяцев назад
Its my Fanta seeeeee! 😂😂😂😂
@lonnwy
@lonnwy 5 лет назад
Oops I really shouldn't watch the same show twice because I know all the jokes already xxxx
@kerushun
@kerushun 3 года назад
Can someone please explain the Andre joke
@MonaichFother
@MonaichFother 3 года назад
In Britain Andrex is a brand of toilet paper. So if you end a message with 'Andre x' then your signing off with that. :D
@kerushun
@kerushun 3 года назад
@@MonaichFother ahhh makes sense!
@amarqpr
@amarqpr 9 лет назад
Sham... LOL
@simon-rl6wd
@simon-rl6wd 2 года назад
its ok milton. my name is not andre... its dure
@tonywright8302
@tonywright8302 4 месяца назад
Oh dear
@FistandFootMartialArts
@FistandFootMartialArts 2 месяца назад
I hope his grandfathers are ok. He didn't say.
@ylimenoswad4907
@ylimenoswad4907 5 лет назад
Use
@Kulgur
@Kulgur 3 года назад
I didn't get the cowboy hat joke.
@bazcuda
@bazcuda 8 месяцев назад
Deputy Head 😂
@majorserg
@majorserg 4 года назад
I didn't get the joke about the guy with a cowboy hat
@MonaichFother
@MonaichFother 4 года назад
Traditionally British schools are run by a Headmaster usually known as "The head", the second in charge is usually a Deputy Headmaster and the crowd presumed the punchline was going to be "The deputy" as in Sherrif's Deputy like in the USA but he said Mr Brown which was probably his name.
@majorserg
@majorserg 4 года назад
@@MonaichFother Great! Thank you
@brucemercer7753
@brucemercer7753 5 лет назад
Love this guy but his opening joke here I do not get. 2nd time hearing it. Why is it funny? I'm thinking it may be lost in translation for me. The joke is if your name is Andre don't end your texts with a kiss Please explain it to me.
@bazcuda
@bazcuda 8 месяцев назад
Andrex is a brand of toilet paper
@brucemercer7753
@brucemercer7753 8 месяцев назад
@@bazcuda lol Thanks I never would have figured that one out. Never heard of that brand.
@jonkerr4014
@jonkerr4014 5 месяцев назад
Andre. A kiss? I dont get it.
@neponsetriver
@neponsetriver 6 лет назад
I don't get the first joke about 'Andre', but I think I got the others.
@MonaichFother
@MonaichFother 6 лет назад
Andrex is a toilet paper brand here in the UK :)
@madbuddha2077
@madbuddha2077 6 лет назад
aah ok thanks
@ikvangalen6101
@ikvangalen6101 Год назад
4 minutes only? You can make a living out of thát??
@adammc2339
@adammc2339 6 лет назад
17 scousers hahah
@smiggy5768
@smiggy5768 6 лет назад
Anyone else Google 'Lost medieval servant boy'?
@clickrick
@clickrick 5 лет назад
404 people did.
@simeonbaumel7293
@simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад
@@clickrick Count me in as 405
@simeonbaumel7293
@simeonbaumel7293 3 года назад
Yes, they serfed the net.
@Bi773n
@Bi773n 7 лет назад
in texas they threw shambulls at me. turns out it was real bulls.
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 лет назад
I don't know which is worse. Shambles is a pile of animal guts
@manuellopez1956
@manuellopez1956 8 лет назад
If people find this unfunny it's because: 1. They don't get it 2. They get it but have no sense of humour
@DanTheDangerousePig
@DanTheDangerousePig 7 лет назад
manuellopez1956 2 should be silent laugjing
@gamleskalle1
@gamleskalle1 4 года назад
They dont know English, are deaf or dead.
@robinsmith5442
@robinsmith5442 2 года назад
I read he's an evangelical Christian
@joeschmoe21
@joeschmoe21 2 года назад
And probably the only Evangelical Christian who is witty, intelligent and smart.
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 11 месяцев назад
​@@joeschmoe21hey,.. You never met me. 😮😅
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 11 месяцев назад
I offered to bring Haggis to Burns night, but the victims said they preferred ointment and bandages.😊
@swboxing
@swboxing 4 месяца назад
Clapping after each joke is a virus that has entered British comedy these days.
@TheMattBlossom
@TheMattBlossom 2 месяца назад
Clapping jokes, whatever next
@daltonw4141
@daltonw4141 8 лет назад
I'm so confused. Is the laughter staged or did they really find this funny? I have been watching comedy videos for hours and laughing hysterically...but this...it didn't even make me smile. I'm not trying to be a hater, I just genuinely don't understand it. Is he a troll and the irony of the unfunny jokes supposed to be funny?
@jamessteven711
@jamessteven711 8 лет назад
Are ypu American? If so so no American actually knows what comedy is... Big bang theory.... Two broke girls... There hasn't been anything funny comming put of the US for years, too dumbed down x Milton Jones is a genius .. Only intelligent people will ever get or understand the humour.... Go back to watching th shite the US produces.. Up next Justin Bieber is the top us comedian because the US media says so.....
@daltonw4141
@daltonw4141 8 лет назад
I find some British comedy funny. Jimmy Carr is one of my top 5 favorites. He's INCREDIBLY offensive sometimes, but he is so quick witted, that I can't help but love his style. There are several British comedians that are SO much better than this Milton guy. Frankie Boyle, John Cleese, Steven Fry are all British comedians that I actually enjoy watching. But this Milton guy is tough to watch without falling asleep. I feel like to be considered a great comedian, you have to tell jokes that don't pander to 5-year olds. *haaa haaa HAAAAA* (Jimmy Carr laugh)
@jeremyhowell7975
@jeremyhowell7975 7 лет назад
It's a collection of completely random one-liners. It's quite an old-fashioned style of comedy. He does it well with his blank face and slightly paranoid eyes
@malcolmbryant
@malcolmbryant 7 лет назад
John Cleese -- posh twat bout as funny as toothache; Stephen Fry ditto.
@jamessteven711
@jamessteven711 7 лет назад
melancholiac exactly.... Intelligence lacking
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 6 лет назад
I presume a lot of people laugh at these events because he's supposed to be a comedian and therefor is supposed to be funny so they are obliged to laugh, but some of them go overboard. I got the jokes, but didn't need to laugh uproariously. (actually, I didn't even need to smile).
@clickrick
@clickrick 5 лет назад
Try going to see him live on stage. The experience is somewhat different from the one you get sitting on your own at home looking at a computer screen.
@MichaelHill-we7vt
@MichaelHill-we7vt Год назад
maybe its because you dont have a sense of humour?
@1xolivia2
@1xolivia2 5 лет назад
comedian ?really
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 лет назад
One of the finest
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 лет назад
I'm sure if I watch enough of his videos, I will eventually find a joke to laugh at. But it wasn't this video.
@1xolivia2
@1xolivia2 5 лет назад
crap
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 лет назад
Nah
@magicdaddystrength
@magicdaddystrength 4 года назад
dude isnt funny
@Weirdo0258
@Weirdo0258 9 лет назад
I didn't get the cowboy hat joke....
@paulirving9656
@paulirving9656 9 лет назад
deputy
@RichardBellars
@RichardBellars 6 лет назад
Deputy head
@tee2899
@tee2899 3 года назад
You'd expect him to be Deputy head, Milton instead said Mr Brown
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