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More quick-fire jokes and puns from the weird mind of Milton Jones.
Taken from Live at the Apollo Series 9.
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@kickbiker7920
@kickbiker7920 5 лет назад
"Caucasian" My mum is from a city in Ireland & my dad is Japanese. What a great one liner. Works back from the punchline. Very funny & cleverly deadpan. Love it.
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 4 года назад
That one's better that way round because you want the ordinary thing first and the unexpected one last.
@anvarkazi3289
@anvarkazi3289 4 года назад
Dont get it
@kickbiker7920
@kickbiker7920 4 года назад
@@anvarkazi3289 It's a phonetic pun. Cork is a city in Ireland. Caucasion = 'Cork Asian'
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 3 года назад
I was the bloke laughing about 15 seconds later than everyone else
@Warcodered01
@Warcodered01 2 года назад
@@anvarkazi3289 Didn't either, guessing there's a city the audience would obviously know about that works with it.
@stardude692001
@stardude692001 10 лет назад
Best one liners in British comedy. It's funny, in panel shows he sits back and doesn't say anything most of the time (thinking) then spits out a great one liner then retreats to crazy land.
@boundsgreenboy
@boundsgreenboy 9 лет назад
stardude692001 In all fairness he is quite a shit one dimensional comedian.
@stardude692001
@stardude692001 9 лет назад
***** 'you're'
@stardude692001
@stardude692001 9 лет назад
boundsgreenboy yeah, so? There are hundreds of comedians on that same level. We don't need any one of them to be fully well rounded and perfect in all ways of comedy. If all he did was tell really funny fart jokes then that would be fine. Him being one dimensional doesn't hurt us it hurts him.
@stardude692001
@stardude692001 9 лет назад
***** So? The only down side of that would be he takes up a space that a better comedian or more accurately for you, one you like, would use. But on the flipside of that there are plenty of shrill unfunny bitches that would derail the show if they were put on instead and tons of other similarly meh guys that would just sit there. So having him is just about as neutral as leaving the chair empty. It doesn't make sense that you are so angry. I know this is how it works on the internet but at some times you have to remind people what a realistic reply to their comments would look like.
@stardude692001
@stardude692001 9 лет назад
They don't have TV's in padded rooms. Please turn yourself in before you go on some kind of rampage.
@amanbytheway
@amanbytheway 6 лет назад
People who say he is one dimensional really miss the mastery he has over language in every aspect.
@GathKingLeppbertI
@GathKingLeppbertI 5 лет назад
Every aspect? Of language? Him? Gwan
@itsyeaboi5333
@itsyeaboi5333 4 года назад
went into the vid, just noticed how his whole scheme was filled with puns (yes im dumb), and had to play parts again to scrounge for the clever wordplay and scenarios. dude is a fucking master of language
@bubblezovlove7213
@bubblezovlove7213 3 года назад
Milton really is the king of quick jokes and brilliant silly ways of looking at things. I feel really honestly proud that I saw him even once. Especially as * first saw him a very long time ago. Not many jokes can make me laugh out loud or even belly laugh. Milton does it easily.....
@niahabeeb-ullah3218
@niahabeeb-ullah3218 8 лет назад
I like his delivery of jokes
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
Didn’t know IKEA did delivery.
@andysedgley
@andysedgley 2 года назад
@@kylestubbs8867 Underrated comment!
@MILOPREMIER
@MILOPREMIER 2 года назад
Milton Jones is the best. Great one liners, clever, never crude. Seen him live. The best
@MatthewBrownRocks
@MatthewBrownRocks 3 года назад
ONE OF THE GREATEST EVER - IT'S NOT QUITE "DEADPAN" IN STYLE, BUT THE DELIVERY IS ALWAYS AMAZING, MUST HAVE TAKEN SOME PRACTICE
@mikeyp4338
@mikeyp4338 9 лет назад
This guy is hilarious I just love his comedy!!!
@rockinchimp
@rockinchimp 10 лет назад
Love him, so funny.
@joshcarterradio
@joshcarterradio 9 лет назад
Milton is pure comedy genius. Love it!
@baileysmith4744
@baileysmith4744 4 года назад
he is hilarious but i can never tell if it is him actually speaking or he is putting on a voice
@ianwardell4485
@ianwardell4485 8 месяцев назад
Love Milton Jones. I went to see him in Nottingham and he was fabulous. 😊
@fredmila
@fredmila 6 лет назад
CorkAsian
@PalmBaiReader
@PalmBaiReader 5 лет назад
Great starter very clever
@tonyn1510
@tonyn1510 5 лет назад
Your one-word comment improved both my understanding in geography and Milton Jones’s pun. I’m serious!
@mavericktheace
@mavericktheace 5 лет назад
@@tonyn1510 I was thinking the same thing. I couldn't understand why everyone in the comments (and audience) thought that was so clever. A lot is lost with a different accent.
@kxmode
@kxmode 8 лет назад
Oh my goodness, this guy is totally channeling Robin Williams! Even his mannerism are the same; although less pronounced. He's like Robin Williams' lesser energy brother.
@joshuamcnally7532
@joshuamcnally7532 6 лет назад
You did not just compare this pathetic excuse of a comedian to the legendary Robin Williams...
@Distinguished_Fox
@Distinguished_Fox 9 лет назад
That's a real punny guy. Oh, here's a pun to enlighten your day! What do you call a huge pile of cats? A .. MEOWntain!
@simeonbaumel7293
@simeonbaumel7293 3 года назад
Actually there's the German communist newspaper for cats. It's called the Meow Zeitung.
@peterpike
@peterpike 5 лет назад
Milton Jones is my spirit animal.
@DJayDiamond
@DJayDiamond 8 лет назад
Pure genius at it's finest :')
@pileofwit
@pileofwit 3 года назад
Milton Jones makes my puns look like a stop on words...
@nicholasstolley2097
@nicholasstolley2097 7 лет назад
I said okay I'll let you go 😂😂😂
@turtlebubba2615
@turtlebubba2615 9 лет назад
I heard that Jim Carrey's house burnt down, smoking!
@MsMsaucier
@MsMsaucier 5 лет назад
Funny - great delivery!
@gboss5119
@gboss5119 5 лет назад
Gone off the radar a bit lately but a great comedian
@michaelnielsen2981
@michaelnielsen2981 8 лет назад
Best stand up comedian ever.................... :-)
@Dangle_geno_cely
@Dangle_geno_cely 7 лет назад
Michael Højer Nielsen check Pablo Fransisco ecstacy
@rickyspanish5326
@rickyspanish5326 6 лет назад
No not even close he acts depressed with no emotion and none of his joke are funny.
@OAKIE9531
@OAKIE9531 5 лет назад
Mr. Jones you are the best
@ion_iot
@ion_iot 8 месяцев назад
his line about the trojan horse was so unexpected it took the audience a few seconds to catch up with him
@Steve20127
@Steve20127 5 лет назад
He looks like Norman Collier with wilder hair!!
@kevinbennett7615
@kevinbennett7615 5 лет назад
Now you've put that in my head, that's all I'll see. Ha!
@AngelicusImmortus
@AngelicusImmortus 3 года назад
He’s the most underrated comedian in the Uk, but one of the best. A director of Mock the Week revealed they have to edit bits with Milton because of how long the other comedians & audience a laughing.
@RoParky
@RoParky 5 лет назад
This is comedy for the intelligent people! No pun intended!
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 4 года назад
yes it is
@NickMarshallMusic
@NickMarshallMusic 6 лет назад
he's very clever, with abstract perceptions of regular things! but I can't go past Tim Vine if we're trying to measure. Combination of puns and pure silliness!
@EvilTwin123
@EvilTwin123 3 года назад
0:56 Is she seeing anyone? Of course she is....she's not blind.
@mucusmayhem1118
@mucusmayhem1118 6 лет назад
Class 😂
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 6 лет назад
An acidhead if ever I saw one. Funny bloke
@lonnwy
@lonnwy 5 лет назад
My mother is right finding puns in everything is definitely a disease, xx
@lonnwy
@lonnwy 5 лет назад
And it is hereditary because I've got the same problem as her, xx
@inkblack6256
@inkblack6256 5 лет назад
Nobody says ‘Maths’ 🤣
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 5 лет назад
Apparently they do in Great Britain. Definitely not in the U.S..
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 4 года назад
I've got news for you. There are people living in parts of the world that aren't the USA.
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 4 года назад
@@Master_Petes_Theater All intelligent people do.
@John2Ward
@John2Ward 4 года назад
Actually, as it is a multi-disciplinary topic, it is *always* plural, even when abbreviated. 'Math' is the abbreviation for 'mathematical' -as in a mathematical school near my home that is known as 'the math school' for short.
@Wahey
@Wahey 3 года назад
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
@osielvalencia8390
@osielvalencia8390 8 лет назад
the king of puns is sans
@jackclarke3241
@jackclarke3241 8 лет назад
No, nigahiga
@dylantackett4598
@dylantackett4598 7 лет назад
Osiel Valencia one of them acully
@jurassicgamer8609
@jurassicgamer8609 7 лет назад
Osiel Valencia nyeh heh heh hehe you are right
@jurassicgamer8609
@jurassicgamer8609 7 лет назад
Jesus jack c was a bone head
@jurassicgamer8609
@jurassicgamer8609 7 лет назад
pun life
@ScienceMessiah
@ScienceMessiah 3 года назад
Anyone else here who believes in Puntheism? Once I was punished for eating puncakes in Punama! Strangely, I felt puntastic there.. Thought I was Peter Pun!
@danmarshall1725
@danmarshall1725 2 года назад
💜
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada 5 лет назад
Great
@syafriefahmindrayanto686
@syafriefahmindrayanto686 9 лет назад
Nice performens
@robertblase3047
@robertblase3047 7 лет назад
/888Syafrie Fahmindrayanto
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
@SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 лет назад
Syafrie Fahmindrayanto Nice performance!😉🤫
@ubergeraldine
@ubergeraldine 2 года назад
Reminds me of Tommy Cooper!
@SHUX-A7-13
@SHUX-A7-13 5 лет назад
Wasn’t this guy from blazing saddles?
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
No, you’re thinking of Gene Welder. Milton was the guy who toured with R.E.M… or so he says. He took out a photograph once and said “That’s me in the corner.”
@KingPieceKamba
@KingPieceKamba 8 лет назад
I took my brothers drying blanket from the bathroom while he was showering, but don't towel him it was me
@shankerkeshavdas4639
@shankerkeshavdas4639 9 лет назад
He's a really good comic, a comic's comic i'd say/....
@surfcello
@surfcello 8 лет назад
Is that Poroshenko at 0:40?
@dylantackett4598
@dylantackett4598 7 лет назад
surfcello who is poroshenko
@hyperion1028
@hyperion1028 6 лет назад
Dylan Tackett Ukranian Prime minister at the time..
@jurassicgamer8609
@jurassicgamer8609 7 лет назад
sans is the king of puns
@generalzod8400
@generalzod8400 8 лет назад
This is not Apollo in NYC can't be
@SomeBritishGal1
@SomeBritishGal1 8 лет назад
It's the Hammersmith Apollo in London
@kxmode
@kxmode 6 месяцев назад
Crime and Pun-ishment
@magilmart
@magilmart 7 лет назад
A genious
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
@SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 лет назад
Miguel A. Gil A genius!
@JFlowZen
@JFlowZen 9 лет назад
punny guy
@sammi-qg9nj
@sammi-qg9nj 8 лет назад
S-Sempai?
@iddenkejon2932
@iddenkejon2932 8 лет назад
I don't get it 😐
@SikanderAli007
@SikanderAli007 6 лет назад
Idden Kejon same
@MattCrawley_Music
@MattCrawley_Music 5 лет назад
Don't get what?
@thewomble1509
@thewomble1509 5 лет назад
@@MattCrawley_Music He can't tell us because he doesn't get it!
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
Can you blame him? I mean, I’m not sure IKEA does delivery…
@yesihavereadit
@yesihavereadit 3 года назад
H Seen him live, he never stops,nearest to Ken dodd today, and no virtue signaling!
@i.p.knightley6970
@i.p.knightley6970 4 года назад
Bono's let himself go
@saturnargentavis1901
@saturnargentavis1901 6 лет назад
The Irish Steven wright
@PhilHoy97
@PhilHoy97 6 лет назад
He's English...
@MattCrawley_Music
@MattCrawley_Music 5 лет назад
English.
@thepunnyvij7722
@thepunnyvij7722 3 года назад
Solve my Hindi puns and I'll pay you
@k9s590
@k9s590 8 лет назад
No I think sans is way better
@Astrongaverage
@Astrongaverage 3 месяца назад
Puns make me uncomfortable.
@spugintrntl
@spugintrntl 5 лет назад
Dude looks kinda like Gene Wilder.
@brianvannorman1465
@brianvannorman1465 2 года назад
Very punny.
@Dangle_geno_cely
@Dangle_geno_cely 7 лет назад
not very punny
@aksharjoshi3384
@aksharjoshi3384 7 лет назад
what is a pun?
@Amadeus-ms9lt
@Amadeus-ms9lt 6 лет назад
Akshar Joshi A play on words or phrases.
@DavidWillanski
@DavidWillanski 4 года назад
A rare medium well done
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
@@DavidWillanski Or a midget shrink who recently escaped prison. A small medium at large.
@johnprior588
@johnprior588 5 лет назад
Comedy on TV is now dead.
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 4 года назад
6 months later, it still is. thank those brain-dead soul-less idiots who promote so-called PC--the snow flakes.
@monoped8437
@monoped8437 5 лет назад
decent one liners, not exactly puns
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 4 года назад
He didn't claim they were puns.
@FarmLife818
@FarmLife818 10 лет назад
One trick pony
@joebob4650
@joebob4650 9 лет назад
I'd like to see you do any better.
@dylantackett4598
@dylantackett4598 7 лет назад
Gee Mac harry or a three trick pony
@harrisonbarr7239
@harrisonbarr7239 6 лет назад
it's a great trick executed fantastically then.
@damien1351
@damien1351 3 года назад
I think its woeful, so many like it so I'm the issue I guess,but hes not funny
@sydclark5581
@sydclark5581 5 лет назад
Maybe the worst comedian ever to have taken the stage. Should have stayed as a warm up guy on MTW so the majority of us, didn't have to hear his "jokes".
@sydclark5581
@sydclark5581 5 лет назад
@alan wilson Definitely not. His one line comedy show is boring and not funny. He says the the same jokes continuously. When he used to get a panellists slot on MTW, his one liners were never about the subject matter. Even when he would do "the topic is". He'd just say any old one liner, not ever related to the subject matter. I think he's a very poor comedian. It's only my opinion though m8, so if he brings you joy, great :)
@mattleinwand1517
@mattleinwand1517 5 лет назад
robin williams copycat good try
@kafkastrial8650
@kafkastrial8650 5 лет назад
I can watch this bloke for ages and never laugh once ?
@thewomble1509
@thewomble1509 5 лет назад
Don't drink superglue!
@kafkastrial8650
@kafkastrial8650 5 лет назад
@Donald Tramp Then I hope he soon gets the treatment he deserves .
@mkay6089
@mkay6089 2 года назад
Turn up the volume then, Lip reading doesn't always work.
@kafkastrial8650
@kafkastrial8650 2 года назад
@@mkay6089 He is much better with the sound off !
@mkay6089
@mkay6089 2 года назад
@@kafkastrial8650 seems your in the minority on that opinion. but each to their own.
@shaungould6391
@shaungould6391 5 лет назад
Sorry, I didn't laugh at any of that it was all so flat.
@shaungould6391
@shaungould6391 5 лет назад
@Donald Tramp excellent Name parody, I commend you. At least something on this site gave me a laugh.
@s.7810
@s.7810 7 лет назад
matpat is more a king of puns than this bloke though... haha
@godziller7136
@godziller7136 7 лет назад
TheSpecialEdition Gaming no
@Willy-nu3oc
@Willy-nu3oc 7 лет назад
maybe
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