Minecraft BUT Everyday we're a Different Mob! 

sometimes i forget that lizzie and joel are married and not just dating.

The fact that Joel layed a egg was unbelievable

Favorite line: Joel: “Let’s go terrorize that village” Lizzie: “what, why what did they ever do to us”? Joel: “-long pause- Exist.” 13:30

Joel: "We get all the animals abilities" Also Joel: *immediately starts mining wood as a chicken*

“breed with me” why is no one talking about this line

14:37 Lizzie: “Ow! I think you’re attacking me, Darling.” THAT WAS THE BEST PART

The little chuckle Lizzie gives at 2:05 will never get old for me, she's so satisfied with herself.

Imma do this(I’ve done this a few times now); 00:00 Introduction 00:27 Talking 00:37 Chicken 4:15 Endermen 7:06 Creeper 9:22 Bats 11:43 Squid 13:25 Ghast 14:10 Them messing around 14:52 Them beating the Ender dragon as bats 15:19 Them beating the Ender dragon as Giant Zombies 15:49 Victory

Lizzie- “Nobody’s gonna attack a chicken” Joel- “That’s my job”

Joel: let’s go and terrorise that village Lizzie what did they do to us? Joes: ..........exist.......

"This is what it would actually look like to be a bat." - Lizzie 10:55

Lizzie- “I can imagine you building a fantasy home” Joel-“ I’m not. I am building a hobbit hole.” A hobbit hole IS A FANTASY THING!!!

Joel: kills chickens Lizzie, as a chicken: Uno Reverse Card

Okay but Lizzy called Joel darling was so cute-

joel saying “you know what isn’t ugly? you.“ in the intro just singlehandedly made my day better

Lizzy:wait why whatdid they ever do to us? Joel: E x i s t

“yeah but nobody would ever attack a chicken” joel was real quiet for a minute there

Joel: Hates Chickens Joel: Can I use these seeds to breed with you

“Let’s see if we have a child” -SmallishBeans 2021

11:55 "I'm drowning" 😂 I think you mean you're suffocating

"Can I use this seeds on you and breed with me?" Joel, there are kids

Lizzie saying: "I think your attacking me, darling." JUST MADE MY DAY

Joel: I feel so tall. It's nothing like real life. I felt that in my soul

this is genuinely the funniest video i've seen in a long time

Lizzie: I'm SO good at being an enderman! Lizzie: Teleports directly into the water Real endermen be like: Hmm

The amount of times they accidentally said sexual lines is crazy

Aww I love the part when Lizzie said “Ow I think ur attacking me darling” so cute 🥰 and it’s quite funny 😂

Joel : *Let's destroy the village!* Lizzy : *Wait, why? What they did ever do to us?* Also Joel : *Exist!*

*"JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS!"* When Lizzie said this I just DIED

Lizzie: “well nobody’s going to attack a chicken.” Joel: kills chickens almost every episode.

0:42 Joel has become the one thing he resented

I just love how he just casually says in the beginning can i use these seeds to breed with you

Joel: We're family friendly! Also Joel: "Can I feed you seeds so we could breed"

“I’m so good at being an endermen” *falls in water*

Joel + Lizzie = Hilarious videos & couple goals

Joel: “it’s so long ima poke you with it” Lizzie: *giggles* “ohh” 😏 Lmaoo🤣

Never thought I’d ever here Joel say, “I laid an egg.” 😂

Lizzie at the beginning: human sucks Lizzie later: the best mob is human

I am getting this mod and playing a whole game as an enderman. Also I absolutely lost it at 8:47. "I'm gonna start strip mining" *blows up*

2:44 They're now chicken parents

I knew lizzie was always taller than Joel...

“Feel so tall, it’s nothing like real life.” -Joel 2021

5:43 Yoohoo, big summer blow out

Joel Chicken form: I have become the very thing I sought to destroy

"Can I use seeds on you and breed with me" Since they are married, this genuinely scares me

Lizzie-What did they ever do to us? Joel-Exist.

“You wanna watch me sleep” I-

Joel: Breed with me Lizzie a few mins after: I layed an egg (hm seems sus)

"So, turns out the best mob in Minecraft is a player" Love this quote

Joel: Lets go terrorize that village Lizzy: Why? what did they do to us?? Joel: *e x i s t.*

7:34 just blows me up

“You trying to kill me? I’ll kill you first” *Couple goals*

"You're attacking me, darling." Cutest couple ever

Lizzie calling Joel darling makes my heart happy :)

"Its so long im gonna poke you with it" That sounds wrong on so many levels

it was so cute when Lizzie said “ I think your hitting me darling” 🥺🥺

Joel: “It’s so long I’m gonna poke ya with it” *Joel, no, just stop-*

7:04 aw man

joel: you know what’s not ugly, you, unless you’re not subscribed…just kidding me: **subcribes**

Lizzie: Well no-one is going to attack a chicken Me: Unless you are the chicken in Joel’s weird intros

Joel becoming a chicken: his worst enemy. This is horrifying

This is the single most chaotic minecraft video I’ve ever seen and I absolutely love it

This brings the “would you still love me if I was a ___?” question to a whole new level

HAH WHEN JOEL ASKED IF HE COULD USE SEEDS TO BREED WITH LIZZIE

“Your attacking me,darling” Everyone thought that’s was cute 🥰 “Breed with me” Everyone thought that was naughty 😏

“Speedrunning creeper isn’t real and cannot hurt you” Speedrunning creeper: 7:49

5:53 watch the floating blocks… 😳

Joel: “*weird noises* it’s so long, I’m gonna poke you with it.” Everyone: 👀😳

“It’s so long I’m gonna poke you with it” Between the breeding joke and this line, I’m concerned with Joel’s relationship with Lizzie

6:05 LDSHADOWLADY: im so good at being an enderman wacth this *lands on water*

10:52Lizzie= omg so this is how ohh uhh ohhaa

Ld shadow lady :What why what did they ever do to us? Smallish-Beans : *E X I S T*

10:57 Lizzie:"Omg This is what I ahdbfshvgned" Lizzie again: "What? "

11:04 u r right😂😂😂😂😂

"can I put seeds on u and breed with me"/me:😲

Lizzie: “Omg this is what shshhinajm dndj youjkejh” Joel: “what did you say?” Lizzie: “I said this is actually what a bat would see” Joel: “I thought you said this is what hsjhjhsjskhsjsksjsjsk”

1:15 I get ya’ll are married but joel you guys are recording 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

"Oh, get over it joel we only got a day!" "Right let’s go terrorize that village" "Why what did they ever do to us?" "…. *Exist* " "Ow! I think you’re attacking me darling" "JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS!!!" "Wait can I use seeds on you and breed with me? No, alright" "EWWWW!!!!" "Why do i imagine me living in this one block coop and you still building an elaborate fantasy cottage for yourself?" "Please sir can i have some stone?" "There’s a zombie down here can we kill it?" "We have two hearts.." "Yeah but this zombie really threatens my life" "Do you wanna watch me sleep?" "Oh my god this is what it ææűůëøö" best lines fr

5:11 you can do it joel.. You can kill the sheep. Ik you can do it

Lizzy: Yeah well nobody is going to attack a chicken Joel: true Joel's mind: ALL CHICKENS MUST DIE!

Lizzie: I’m so tall!! *and then she woke up 😭*

"Omg this is whaiyawhayui" "What did you just say?" "This is what it actually look likes to be a bat" "Oh I thought you said awhauwhiwhuwlel"

" Let's go terrorise that village " " wait why, what did they ever do to you? " " *exist* "

Joel: you’ve ruled this world for to- OW Ender Dagon: what did you say? Sorry couldn’t hear ya.

“Good thing we found this end portal right next too our base” They didn’t even try to hide it

LOL I love when Lizzie jumped off the base as a squid, failing the attempt to get to the ocean!

4:56....

No one: Joel: Let’s terrorize that village Lizzie: What did they ever do to us? Joel: Exist. Me: BAHAHHAHA 13:30

Ldshadowlady-“Humans suck” Ldshadowlady later-“The best mob is a player”

Lizzie:oppsie daisy🤪 12:59

11:27 Lizzie was so confused 😂

Lizzie: Seeds! Joel: Lets breed! Every Normal Human: Eww!

When Lizzie said "you whooooo" all I could think was "big summer blow out "

3:09 áügh

Joel: WE’RE FAMILY FRIENDLY Also Joel: It’s so long I want to poke you with it

When Joel actually layed an egg, I lost it 😂😂😂😂

14:38 she called him darling that's so cute

5:00 im poking you with my hand me: what else can you poke with your foot?

Village: *Exists* Joel: “And I took that personally”

The fact that Lizzie was grossed out when Joel said "breed with me" cracks me up