Minecraft But Everything I Touch Explodes #1 

For anyone who watched earlier who was understandably confused about the repeat clip and then why the video disappeared for a few hours - I wanted to test one of the mechanics of the datapack off camera and unfortunately it resulted in my dying (which I should have realized was likely to happen and done it in a test world but hey I'm lazy sometimes) fortunately I keep save backups for let's plays, but it caused me to have to reload from earlier, and I forgot to trash that footage before sending to Nick to be edited. He didn't notice the repeat footage and I didn't catch it until the video was already up so I used RU-vid's video editor to fix it.

i love how gathering food actually feels like hunting because you're just staying away until you get a good opportunity when 1 cow separates from the pack.

The cat: I've become the very thing I swore to destroy

I’m just wondering how stressful the initial silverfish will be

"I can't just throw things out of my inventory" *proceeds to ignore the lava pool next to his spawn*

This version of Minecraft villages/interacting with villagers seems rather relatable right now: No, no don't get close to me, stay apart from each other.

God, Jardon saluting the fletcher for his service in the last moments before his death had me laughing HYSTERICALLY

Jardon can never sit in a room with a ticking clock again after this lol

"killer queen has already touched that entity"

can’t wait till he realizes that the arrows he shoots will explode as well

24:48 “I’m terrified of bats” -Jordan in a Batman voice

22:14 - enters cave, accidentally blows up wall exposing 6 diamonds. Discovers that lava stops the items from exploding. 27:49 - enters cave, discovers that lava stops items from exploding, accidentally blows up wall exposing 6 diamonds. What happened here? I know everyone is making killer queen jokes but this is genuinely insane.

Can't wait to see how this goes, Grant makes some quality stuff and this pack is no exception!

"It would seem i have been destroyed... By a random cat..." F

"Don't you mean whatever you step on explodes?" (Item catches fire and starts ticking menacingly) *"o h"*

Sparkles being scared for his life Edition.

This looks about as stressful as driving on the freeway during rush hour after having your eyes dilated.

I had the biggest déjà vu, there was both these caves that looked so similar, with the same gravel and iron placement and basically the same "happy little accident" Was that a generation glitch maybe?

Petition for Jardon to do his Aussie/Nature Documentary accent while hunting for mobs for food!!

Trading with the villager reminds me of making an unstable ingot

Please protect your chest by covering it with water, you really wouldn't want to lose all your items.

I love how he thought to ask if skeleton arrows would explode, but not his own.

27:48 What did I just witness? Is Jordan stuck in the matrix? Am I stuck in the matrix? He just cut to redoing that whole area as if he never touched it and I'm so confused now...

If only this came out during the Creeper, Aw Man high time, it would be absolute material

If Jordan wants to do Ocean travel dolphins are going to be his nightmare.

I can't to see what happens next. It will be an anxious part 2, hope it goes smoothly

WadZee also did a video on this very thing. Every time the ticking time bomb appears, I hear "time to begin the countdown" in my head, so this video should be nonstop "time time time time" and such.

Did anyone else notice at about 28.00 minutes it went back in time and he was entering the same cave he was just in... or am I losing my mind...

This data pack is a social distancing reminder at it's finest.

Having some serious déjà vu in the second half of this episode

Killer queen has touched everything

2:06 when captain goes into the village and his ✨body count✨ goes up

Rip Fletcher the fletcher. They served us well.

Metaton: "The villager is a bomb, the cat is a bomb, everythign is a bomb!"

(4:50) _"My items are still here? No, my items theren't"_ - Jordan, 2021 Speaking the modern English

I really feel like he needs to have the chest in the air or covered by water so explosions can’t damage it.

This was so entertaining to watch! I loved seeing the thought process once you figured out for everything works, and the amount of preparation for something that’s so simple normally

I saw this as 6 months ago instead of 6 minutes and was so confused because I’ve watched him for the longest and have never seen this

35:19 you can just see a villager in the window and when the other villager blows up he hangs his head down and I just find that amazing

Well this is gonna be a video exploding with quality content

This looks like it's gonna be a awesome series 👌

This series seems fun, possibly rage filled, stressful but all around awesome!

This is funny af, I can't believe I missed this when it came out! I look forward to this series if you continue it

Blast protection enchantments look like they're going to be incredibly useful going forward.

10:23 "I'm about to get ambushed by a cow" 22:59 Better safe than sorry, if you're not sure whether you can pick sth up successfully, backing up is a good choice 23:29 Damn, that could be classified as a jumpscare 28:52 "I hate grass, grass is now my mortal enemy" - That's not something I expected to ever hear from Jordan This episode is like crafting with unstable ingots over and over.

This is hilarious I'm looking forward to the mini-series!

Nobody: Jordan: “GrAsS iS mY mOrTaL EnEmY”

I already love this series, excited for the second part

23:37 so this is how the "This is fine" meme format began

I'm happy to be able to watch this in full! I started it yesterday before doing some schoolwork and was bummed when it vanished lol.

I love this series! Already can't wait for more :)

How to beat the end: What's needed: First, try invisible potions to debunk if the effect will silence fuses. If so, no problem that is the only extra item needed. If not then bring ender pearls, high durability diamond pick, and a bow with arrows. And of course building blocks and beds or an axe to finish the dragon. The play: Enter the end and take shelter in any iron barred Obsidian pillars using ender pearls. If skilled enough, ender pearl high and place a block to catch yourself. To not risk the enderman blowing up whilst digging inside the pillar. Then once inside, pillar up to the top and not forget to place ladders. Dig a bit down to give some space to shoot the end crystal. Then once the top is clear the iron bars will act as cover so just dig out windows to shoot all crystals. Then ender pearl to the center and build shelter out of the Obsidian gathered. Leave holes to either bed or axe the perching dragon. Then if all excuted correctly that should be an easy win. Alternate methods: Tunneling Craft ladders and instead of ender pearling to the center. Pre-place ladders to the top of the pillar, and descend down. Then dig out a tunnel to the center perch. Then just finish it off as normal by sheltering and finishing off the dragon. Also can tunnel when first reach to pillars. Waterfalling Bring at minimum 2 water buckets to make infinite water source. Instead of ender pearling center, make, take, and place loads of water whilst briging to the perch. Should clear enderman from reaching which gives you endless time to just to attack the dragon, no shelter needed. Also can water when first reaching pillars.

This increases my stress by 400%

this seems like a good series to build a house, also love t his video, teleporting and projectile explosions!

This is extremely anxiety inducing . cant wait for more

Something I never expected to hear from Jardon at this point (especially with so much real enthusiasm): "YESSSSSSS I HAVE 4 FOOD"

Finally a new survival series, I've needed this 2 months ago

This is intense!!!! And fun to watch :)

Hey Jordan I thought this was a hilarious concept and I can’t wait for the next ones to come out if you decide to continue with them.

I love those kind of MC Survival Series. Keep going Cap

I still have notifications on from when I was a kid, this channel isn't as popular anymore but glad to see that hes doing well.

Now this is going to bw an interesting series

14:56 yes, Exploding kittens! my friend loves that game

Operation Fletcher is quality content. My favorite aspect of it is how a villager's "hmmph" inspires so much dread.

This whole video is super intense and stresfull. i love it.

This is awesome! Ive missed a good CaptainSparkles mini MineCraft challenge series! I enjoy your other content but I also miss your MineCraft mini series & basic MineCraft survival series. Anyway...can’t wait for episode 2!

Captain I think i speak for everyone in that this was one of the best videos ive seen on youtube in a loooong while! Great quality content!

Yes! More please...this was great!

Love this video! Would be way too stressful for me to try, but it's fun watching Jardoon freak out at cats 😂

iGrantastic made this data pack. He's a cool astronaut friend.

Sparklez to the mobs: *PLEASE SOCIAL DISTANCE!!*

This is amazing, please let it be a big long series XD I'm curious how this would work in multiplayer

This will be a fun series

this is gonna be my favorite Minecraft series ever

35:12 Makes me think about that pie bomb episode of Spongebob lmao.

I love this video lol. Pls finish this series it’s so underrated. Also i love the length of this video it’s in the golden spot

bats in normal minecraft: is dumb and swims to lava bats here: explode explode boom boom

“killer queen has already touched this entity”

Use hoppers to collect the items when trading with a piglens the cliff.

Well I haven't made it to episode 2, but I wanna say if you can Blast Protection is obviously your best friend in this. And in lieu of a bow, you can use snowballs for fighting the blazes. Im sure picking off strays would be much more survivable than trying to beat them at a spawner though.

I hope in this series, he remembers that you can create wool using string - then finding sheep is a bit less important

I’m just waiting for the ghasts to set off chain reactions in the nether. One ghast ball will break a lot of netherrack which drops and then blows up even more netherrack which doesn’t drop, but netherrack has one of the lowest if not the lowest blast resistances, so ghasts will make really really big holes. On another note, a bow is a good way to mine for netherite.

Cant wait for the next episode!

Stand master: Jordan Maron Stand name: Killer Queen

Enderman: "nothing personal" *teleports behind you with 1 second left*

This is such a great idea!!

1) Get a shield to block explosions 2) Build a house for the chests or risk a mob exploding valuables

33:53 Social Distancing Simulator: Minecraft Edition

This datapack is very PTSD-inducing for the player: you have to always be ready to run, and everything, even things you once trusted, may easily kill you. Then, once you play normal Minecraft, you might find yourself uneasy around bees, and subconsciously avoiding everything trying to approach you.

The most exciting series since the first random drop series

2:38 “...otherwise ur gonna have a *bad time* .”

4:38 That cat? *KILLER QUEEN*

"I hate grass, I hate it! It is my mortal enemy." - Out of context quotes

That #1...it...it makes me happy

Cant wait for part 2!

OMG, NICE I PLAYED THAT MODPACK TOO! It's so hardcore

Captain, I think you kinda forgot about this but worry not I am here to remind you, MAKE A SHEILD

The card game with exploding cats is called "Exploding Kittens" for anyone wondering.

"ambushed by a cow" 10:27 amazing

This series will be fun