Minecraft but If I Die, I WIN 

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If only real life worked like this.

0:49 Block: Dripstone Craftee: can i have those icicles

Just a real craftee super fan will like dis coment

17:01 craftee legit struggling on getting flint is something I never thought I would see ever

I want Chester back

Just make a really long drip stone

Craftee’s neighbors are so tired of him screaming bruh

Pretty sure why you were sometimes able to take fall damage is this: The mod was written such that your propeller hat only activates when there is three or more blocks of air below, but some blocks (such as snow layers) technically count as a block but have no hitbox. So the game treats it as there only being two blocks of air below you yet you can fall three blocks, and then take damage. A way you could use this is to make a tower of signs, which the mod should treat as blocks, and then fall down them. Your propeller hat won't activate, but you will still take fall damage TL;DR blocks without a hitbox are still counted (signs, snow layers etc), so a tower of signs wouldnt active the hat but you cant land on them so you would die.

Loved the throwback with the “challenge accepted”

3:20 you didn’t realize you could die to poison by eating the rotten flesh

Jumping into the void I just ended this whole guy's career

Could've used a piston and some redstone to put the dripstone higher and still be able to break the block above it.

I like your channel soooooooooooooo much!

19:03 Did anyone see the glitched Piglin Brute?

Does craftee realize how rare it is to find an ender portal thats already lit

19:51 ”Hey mom can I play fortnite on your phone”

Try powdered snow and make a big block and then you can step into it and freeze to death. Also, have you seen the new update? Froggies

POV: your mom looks away for 0.000001 seconds while your playing at the park

Great singing I loved it if you guys want to see it go to the time 22:59

When craftee was experimenting with fall damage. I know the basics of it. At the three block mark. You take 1 point of damage. 4 blocks, 2 points of damage. And so on. So the dev made sure that the propeller hat would trigger after detecting a 3 block drop or more.

Never thought I'd hear you say "challenge accepted" again, good times haha,

20:56 "I can take these guy's out :) My brain added "on a date" lol

17:05 Block: gravel Craftee: GIMMIE THE FLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTTTTTT

19:34 it’s “where art THY enderman?”

15:10 To bee continued... GET IT

get em boys!

Flying into wall with elytra kills you and the game says you experienced kinetic energy

You can craft respawn anchor, and then spam glowstone super fast and it will blow up

“GIMME THE FLINT” -Craftee 2023

“It’s already lit!?” Doesn’t know that was a rare occurrence

Bro really said “I just wanna get shot in the face nothing weird or anything”🤣

That "Challenge Accepted" sounded familiar

I would dig a hole in the ground as deep as you want and put water in it put blocks over the water (lots of blocks) or think of what to do with powdered snow. BTW, 16:14 got me laughing! "Your not diamonds, your the blue pickles"

Craftee:*gasps* the axe is sharp throw it on my eyes! had me dying 😂

me swimming in a pool listening to this:bro im swimming craftee: subscribe or I'll drown you haha 😆

11:11 CHESTER!

"I might be able to force drown myself" you don't gotta do this, man we can talk about it 😥

Crafter staying looking for a bee hive to get stung Wana get infected and cough out a lung was perfect

One thing you could have tried is death by entity cramming. Throw like twenty-five or so minecarts into a one-block hole or make an automatic chicken farm, then jump right in once the number of mobs exceeds the limit on how many entities can be in the same space. This will cause you to take suffocation damage, so you basically get crushed to death by a horde of chickens or whatever else you use because they're all contained within the same place.

Easy way: step on the blue fire over and over again in the nether

Craftee just sing a song like can’t touch this nah nah nah nah😂

There may be a way you missed. The way your dev programmed this is that a fire helm protects from burning and a propeller hat stops falling. If you fall WHILE on fire, you win.

this is the first craftee video i ever watched

Dispenser that shoots arrows: i'm your biggest fan crafty i don't want to shoot you with my error i'm shy

22:48 ima be honest, he is really good at singing! 😮

The luck of full ender portal is just impossible.

the bat wings are missing lmao

it would have been interesting if he didn't do the dragon, or the void, idk what to think would work

I love it when parker brings up old memories like challenge AcCePtEd or Jeffrey the horse

dear Craftee I have a craftee computer cursor that I made myself.

The blue fire in the nether if you walk in and out super fast, you can die, but you have to get obsidian

I had a idea if you could go in the water and use magma to drown yourself!

is everyone gonna ignore the fact that when he got to the stronghold the portal was already lit? isn't it a 0.01% chance of it happening???

"Minecraft but everything I touch breaks" that sounds like a great video idea

OK, but the porter was already lit and that’s like a one point trillion seed!

Plot twist, the enderdragon was waiting for this and was trying to help you

Craftee: "I love you too Mr Ghast."

18:32 I Laughed When The Bed Broke In The Nether 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the fact the bed just crumbles

Bro got a 1 in 1 trillion chance and was chill

22:49 Craftee has a good voice.

I think it’s time you go back to memory Lane and get every custom heart

Craftee you could've put something in your off hand and main hand and go into water so the floaties dont spawn in your hands

[intentional game design]

Before the vid started, the door to exit my bedroom was somehow not able to open even though it wasn’t locked, so I forced it to open.

21:54 thats a 1 in 10000000000 chanve ur lucky

BRO THE VOID

21:55 bro just got the 1 in 1 million chance thing💀

If this is Vanilla Minecraft, the video would’ve been over

Powdered sugar just sounds like he’s talking about cocaine 💀

3:43 a kidney stone 😂😂

6:06 I get a notification from infinite comparison of a video of “if reality was minecraft timelapse

Lets be honest here, that dispenser was just chester in disguise

I have been putting this on every one of Craftee’s new vids but he needs to make a video called Minecraft but I can Buy Custom Chesters. It would be cool if you could get different ones that all have different abilities from other vids. There could also be an original Chester that has the multiplier.

Man really broke the dogs. 8:10

Bee part: roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy shit that excilated quickly

That drowning ice thing was good! Just use a speed potion to go faster and drown.

This might take time but take red stone and connect it to a lever at height limit and place drip stone at the top connect the lever to the top of the drip stone and wait until it falls on you maybe if you use enough drip stone and you put it high enough it will kill you since drip stone does damage Or use blue fire it does damage if you go in and out of the fire fast enough it will kill you

Total coool, , bro ✌️😅 you crack me up craft boy diving in Minecraft is what I’m best at Jeremy 🙈🎶💕👀

"HOW DO I DIE!?!?" -Craftee 2023

I'm your fan❤😊 I didn't buy you much but I still love it I love Chester to

He should've tried the void, because bedrock can only be broken by a glitch

bro didnt realize he could just jump in the dripstone

IN THE END THERE WAS A LION KING REFERENCE

Bro the "challenge ACCEPTED" at the beginning of the video just gave me hella nostalgia for Parker Plays

My 7 year old Myles wants me to say he’s a HUGE fan of you and loves your videos thanks for your content ❤

that was weird that the developer didn't think abt the ender dragon

I love Chester bring him back or else a Kitty dies

Also the skeleton that was shooting you in the woodland mansion was left handed which are apparently rare.

I never seen craftee try so hard too die

Bro forgot to jump in the void🤣

When you haven't showered in weeks 6:51😂😂😂😂

I remember i used the soul fire in the nether , just go back and forward and u take damage until you die

the lava would summon a hat that heals you but the mod you use have one small flaw, if you run in and out of blue fire, you would take more damage than normal fire and evetually die. You can also use thorns to stab yourself while fighting the strongest enemy in the world, 'armor stand with full thorns init' makes the rare death message of dying while fighting armor stand.

7:30 Craftee Laughing LOL

“Wait that’s not diamonds there BLUE PICKLES” putting that in a time capsule hundreds of years later people will find it and be like “… what the hell”

Finally after 1 years didnt watch craftee i finally found the channel!

Craftee loosing his mind while tryna get some flint just so he can die in the end