Minecraft, But It Gets More Cursed Every Minute 

Who else misses eystreems old intro?

Ah, my daily serving of Eystreem Minecraft.

5:54 Jordan: ok we need stone iron and sugar cane Ethan: WHAT DI YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

“The stick is straight” A- I never knew- Edit: The cat: Nyahhhhh 😩

The Zombies that Look like Steve Aren't too cursed for me its just angry Steves

1:20 had me sonic rolling 😂😂😂😂

That video was amazing! You really know how to brighten up someone's day! Keep up the great work and I am so excited for you to hit 4 million subs!!

Your farts have nutrients was kinda sus💀💀💀

Is no one gonna talk about that the Village is from beta 1.9 except for the path blocks

The opposite dimension should just be normal Minecraft lol

0:44 that was Soooo HAHAHHAHA SOO FUNNY AND I CANT EVEN STOP HAHAHAHAH

"Is this robloxfortnite?" 😂😂😂

Theres actually a reference to the Creeper Pig When the pig was being coded, the shapes goofed up and made a creeper shape

1 year anniversary of this hellscape of a video! YIPEE! Hopefully Firelight(Ethan) is still scraping with those evil blocks!

POV: You’re looking for a bunch of comments saying “Eystreem never fails to entertain us” or “Can we all agree that whenever he uploads my day gets better”

At 5:04 look at his hearts 😂he broke Minecraft lol

Geez that was insane!

That’s a very beef sheep this is gonna be very awesome I can’t wait for this I love it

The haunted this is actually a sign of someone getting lost in a key

When Ethan placed the stick on the crafting table on 2:35 the stick looked like an end rod but just WOOD😂💀

The part when he hit the cat 😂😂.

I love how ethan says normal cats when it’s a ocelot

Fun fact for people who do not know: The creeper was supposed to be a pig but then they made a mob due to a coding error

Fun fact: That Steve thing in the thumbnail is actually in the game files.

1 award to this channel "screaming at their fans for giving him a view"

Take a moment to appreciate ey for all the work he puts into these videos ❤️

Yea but why'd the cat moan though 😂

Ah my daily serving of Eystreem Minecraft

eystreem and ethan u guys are the best when u collab pls do more collab vids

I like when Ethan said " I like money "

“Oi yo wanna scrap mate? Ya peace o, wood?”

It’s not just a cult, ❣️ITS A FAMILY❣️

You could make a slide out of the frames.

Eystreem never failed to entertain us

It hasn't even been 1 minute and ppl are finishing this video like how y'all do that???

I miss eystreems old intro so muuuuuch

Did no one notice that Ethan jump in water and took damage??!

Wow 😯Seeds need fart to grow 🤣🔥💨💨💨💨 1:39

*“Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment”🏆*

This video actually has a soundtrack: Cursed world music: Unearthly eye burners (changes every scene). Opposite dimension: Opposite day. (This videos OST)

I love the part where eathapn farts and the plants grow

THE CAT SOUND THO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When they cut down a tree it was actually realistic

can we all just realise if you see the part when Ethan farts on the crops and it grows🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:38 BAHAHA 1:24 BAHAHA

4:18 LOL anime noises I cant stop laughing

The cat damage sound effect ×_× 💀

Opposite dimension got me😂

It's not a cult ITS A FAMILY

Eystreem I really want you to hit 4 million subscribers. Your content is too good.

Sheep in the thumbnail: U don't shear sheep, sheep shears u!!

I am happy that you’re playing with your friend 💜😊

Thanks Jordan for the pawsome videos

Every single day he makes my day better keep up the good work Eystreem ❤

0:11 Ethan being british

POV: Every minute, Minecraft gets more cursed Me: *pours bleach in my eyes* (i didnt do it irl lol)

Nobody is going to say anything about the fact that Jordan’s hearts and huger bar was on zero like it had nothing in it at challage 3 before they die of a creeper/pig

5:47 actually the spider isnt hostile, its neutral, it doesnt attack u at daytime

Did anyone notice AT MULTIPLE POINTS HE HAS NO HEARTS BUT STILL ALIVE?!!!!

One of the thing about dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he archives something. He always respect us, the audience and his team and he is polite in all his video we congratulate ourselves on this achievement.more to come.we re always with you.....💚💙❤️💙

1:07 was the funniest scene ever

The fart is what got me

Oi you wana scrap mate!? You wana scrap with me you peace of wood!?

It's so funny when Ethan is punching the tree😂

i miss your 2018 intro eystreem!

eystreem: Hits the cat Cat: HOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

What did you say we're trying to make rock candy!?

What about Jumpscaring your friends with huggy wuggy

Lol this is funny good job Eystream!

I love it when Ethan started farting🤣🤣

4:17 AYOO WHY DID THE CAT DO THAT??

I subscribed, we all love you and Ella and Ethan and Esther! Have and amazing day Jordan aka Eystreem!

The flint and steel is crazy 7:51

This video made me laugh so hard

Eystreem:let's go let's go to opposite dimension-(jumps in) Ethan:bro wait for me(jumps in) Eystreem:WHAT IS THIS???? Ethan:idk- Eystreem:(gets killed by a cow) Eystreem:WAIT WHAT?- Ethan:NUUUUUU-(Dies by a cow too) Me:you both two didn't what opposite dimension means??? IT MEANS WATER IS LAVA AND HOSTILE MOBS ARE NOW FRIENDLY AND THE OTHER FRIENDLY MOBS ARE NOW HOSTILEEEEEE NOW BE DEAD THERE- Edit:I also forgot to say this is da(the) best video I have ever seen in my LIFE- Eystreem and Ethan:(already dead) Me(again) : God bless you-(beep) Gamemakers: nope they ain't being dead-(changes the whole game into normal) Eystreem and Ethan:YASHHHHHHH-

This is one of the funniest videos yet

7:19 oh god im dying of laughter when they entered the portal

Did you guys say cirby cirby forgotten land hahaha😂

The creeper in this video is the story of the creeper

You guys will never failed you guys are legends 😛😛😛

Ethan: I like money Preston Roblox: why did u copy me?

That cat sounded like a Japanese anime girl scream

Lol is the noise the cat made

The cat is making a anime sus sound😏

Evryone has to agree this video is really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

when will we see Ella!!? loved the video the steve mobs were just....

eystreem He makes everybody laugh He is such a good youtuber If this is the 1st time u are watching I should just watching more of them Happy valentine's day ❤❤💝💞💛

The cat sound.. IT SOUNDS LIKE GETTING FED

1:27 fart speedrun* 😂😂😂

Love the video you MUST keep up the good work 👏 🙌 👍🏻 👌

My brain literally hurts watching it

THIS TREE IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY 😂

Like your eyes BURN at the sight of this!!

firelight whaching: YEAHS WHAT'S THE NEXT THING

5:40 around that part Jordan actually sound like Luke

this looks fun!

This is literally frying my brain, imagine if water was lava and lava was water.

I would NEVER play the cursed version of Minecraft.

What is the name of Chicken Nuggets is this?

Fact: Creepers are messed up pigs 🐖