Minecraft, But It's The World Record... 

For those coming back to this from hearing that this (or other runs on my channel) were not verified, that's false! Every record speedrun on my channel was verified by speedrun moderators and this and the only other 2 speedruns I uploaded on my channel were verified as non-modded, legitimate runs :) Read the description for more info :D lots of mis-information. Appreciate you guys

Dream: *takes wr from illumaHD* IllumaHD: *takes it back* Dream: "it's even funnier the second time!"

Sapnap: "i had a crush on a Savannah in elementary school" Dream: "Those pigs"

I like how sapnap was more worried about the run than dream was

Every one : tries not to waste even a single second Dream: casually sleeps in speed run

Dream: wanna see me take the world record? Illumina: *takes the record back* Dream: wanna see me do it again?

my mans over here getting 8 diamonds and a god apple before he gets "stone age"

when dream placed the crafting table it actually did make a gravel sound. This mans magic.

1:50 love how Dream was one half a second away from quitting

I don’t know why this is so wholesome to me because Sapnap is just there for moral support at 4 am and Dream just casually beats the world record

Fastest things in the world: Dream making nether portal

1 year later, 5 dudes chasing him while he beats minecraft

Dream is the only one who can beat Minecraft while having a normal conversation with his friend

Normal Speedrunners: Silence for the entire game Dream: Casually talking with sapnap and hitting pigmen for fun

Iron golem: why are you blowing up our citizen's houses? Dream: it wasn't me, it was the button. Iron golem: oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding

dream after 4 minutes: having diamonds me after 4 minutes: having finally wood

legend has it sapnap still owes dream his 5 dollars to this day

His mom: "Hey. we're leaving in 30 minutes so finish your game." Dream:

I just realized Dream just destroyed those guys' homes and sold their own wood back to them

Normal speed runners: I can’t waste a second! Dream: I kinda want those sheep…

Dream less than 10 mins in: *makes portal* Me after 20 days of playing non stop: *googles how to make stone*

Actual speedrunners: trying Dream: *hits pigman for 5 dollars*

Normal Speedrunners: Tryhard and barely talks. Dreams Conversations: „I’m pretty sure the Ender Dragon is a girl.“ „Oh yeah, you’re right.“

its crazy how much speedrunning in minecraft has evolved since this

“Why would you do that?” “You owe me $5” Mood

When you get Stone Age advancement after getting diamond tools

Dream: Trying to beat the WR SapNap: "I'm pretty sure the ender dragon's a girl."

Rewatching this video years later I saw this: At 5:10 Dream drops sand while he switched to a diamond pickaxe, which made it so the pickaxe is invisible in his inventory. When he places gravel later at 5:54, it places as a crafting table, however still makes the sound of placing gravel. He then opens the crafting table, which is when the diamond pickaxe returns to his hotbar, and, confused why he placed it instead of gravel, continues to place the gravel. It amazes be how Dream is just so quick for this game, that it causes the game to be glitched.

I feel like there should be an achievement for diamond tools called ‘enhanced weaponry’ cause there’s one for an iron pic

y’all should appreciate how he beat the record while almost quitting a couple times and wasting time on different things

Everyone els while breaking a world record: *concentration* Dream while breaking a world record: talking casually to his friend

George: * getting his beauty sleep * Meanwhile Dream and Sapnap: * setting world records at like 3AM *

When he crafted the golden leggings, I forgot it was not 1.16

Sapnap: "I'm literally just like fullscreen watching you right now, I have nothing better to do in my life" 9.1 million people: *Damn*

“Hey we’re leaving in about 30 minutes” “Ok, let me just B E A T M I N E C R A F T”

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW FAST HE BUILDS PORTALS???

"Blow up our houses please we don't care" *villager gets hurt in the background* It was timed so well and it's so funny for some reason

“Aren’t you gonna get iron armor first?” Dream: we don’t do that here

Speedrunners: “every second counts. I must not have any distractions.” Dream: ha ha $5 go *chaching*

Dream: has beated the end already Me: still looking for a village

5:15 Dream: "Oh my gosh, you scared me. You made me jump!" Me: Laughing because I had the same reaction.

Me: Blinks Nether Portal: So anyways, Im here now

dream: i might actually quit temple: *come, this is no place to die*

11:30 you found a rare snow hut which is a different structure than the village so two structures combined and below the snow hut there is a transformation room with a healing potion in a chest

dream: my speed run is going really well sapnap: our speed run

Dude went for the record AND hit a pigman for five bucks. Ledge.

This dude built a nether portal in under 5 seconds.

The fact that he had full diamond tools 5 minutes in-

Dream 20 minutes in: has eyes of ender and and looking for the portal Me 20 minutes in: finally makes nether portal

Can we all take a moment to realize that this speedrun is sponsored by Sapnap

Dream: beats ender dragon in less than 30 minutes. Me: still in a dirt house after playing for 2 days.

Pig: **exists** Dream with a flint and steel: ITS A PRE-COOKED MEAL

Him at 20 minutes: alright dragon time Me at 20 minutes: alright let’s go for that iron armor

1:50 Imagine if he actually quit without looking around the corner...

Dream: I beat the WR Benex: actually no Illuminati: actually no Dream: actually no

The fact that dream hit a zombie pigment for 5 bucks and also slept AMD STILL BEAT THE RECORD IS INSANE

The PICKAXEE D: 5:12 Edit: WHAT- The pickaxe came back 5:54

That was THE luckiest run I have ever seen so far, honestly. Notch Apple, 8 Diamonds etc. in 2 temples that weren't far from each other. Spawning on the fortress. Ender Eye going down exactly where u stopped. Also what the heck even was this world seed in general, hello? Pillager Tower, 2 temples and an Igloo within a village tho?! And the lucky lava lake right next to it. Absolute madness.

ender dragon be like: not this guy again

5:54 the crafting table wanted to be a block of gravel when it grew up

5:53 dream was holding gravel then magically placed down a crafting table which had a sound of the block gravel

If he didnt see that temple this would have never happened

Illumina: **beats the record** Dream: **beats the record** Illumina:**beats the record** Dream: **beats the record** Illumina: **beats the record** Dream: **cheering him on** :)

At 5:32 after placing the crafting table the diamond pickaxe appeared out of nowhere

I love how when Dream beat the game he didn't jump up and down celebrating, him and sapnap just dissolved into laughter

Dream starting a survival series: ‘Hey guys this is the first episode of the series!’ ‘....and that concludes our final episode!’

Dream: * blows villagers' houses and sells it back to them * Villager: * sells glowstone * Sapnap: *he's scamming you*

5:54 he pressed 2 on his keyboard and minecraft registered that he was about to place a crafting table, but he pressed 2 and placed the block so fast that the game couldn't tell if he still had gravel in his hand or not. This is also why he picked up gravel when he went into his crafting table. (if you look closely at his hotbar, you see it doesn't switch to the crafting table slot, and the 9 gravel dissapears.)

The way sapnap yawns it’s so cute it melt my heart

That was the fastest I’ve ever seen someone build a nether portal

“Its not like this recording is going anywhere” *breaks world record*

5:54 So Dream did actually place gravel in slot 8, but Minecraft registered it as his crafting table in slot 3 for some reason. Even weirder, when he goes into jis crafting table (which was supposed to be gravel), Minecraft tries to solve the problem by switching slot 3 from his crafting table to his diamond pickaxe, which also disappeared before, and slot 8 to the gravel, which it should have been.

Hey Dream I’m such a huge fan, and I have a random video idea that I just thought of… you can do a video on it if you want, but what I thought of was making a video with a few of your friends in minecraft, but everytime one of your friends or you get hurt, the other players get hurt, but not necessarily losing the same amount of hearts that you lost, because their loss of hearts should be randomized. Love your videos :)

Other speed runners when they’re being judged: SHUT UP I NEED TO CONCENTRATE Dream when being judged: here’s my 100 word explanation of every move I make.

Dream: I might quit to be honest Temple: *That is not your destiny*

Me: taking notes at 12:32 AM thinking 30 minutes is a lot of time

5:54 he's write ! He had gravel in the end, a crafting table appeared, and it made gravel sound... Maybe a glitch provocked be the plugin he was using to change luck ?

It would be so much faster if George was saying “Dream where are you?!”

The most important question now is: Did you get your $5?

I love how sapnap reminisces his past but dream just changes the subject every time

even though most of his records get broken, dream is still champ in my mind

Can we all appreciate that he did this at 4:30 A.M.

Its actaully insane how quickly he can make a Nether portal.

5:08 when dream gets jumps cared by the witch the pickaxe disappears but then later when he found a lava pool and placed a crafting table it comes back... I'm not kidding

I've watched this like three times this month Its so interesting idk why

I love how dream just comes into speedrun community out of nowhere, goes "hey i got wr twice" and just disappears. true legend

IlluminaHD broke my record only 6 days after I posted my last video.. this is my response... Probably my last speed run. This was fun though, and I got extremely lucky, so not sure I could ever beat it again if it's beaten! Inventory explanation: Thought I would explain this because a lot of people are mentioning my pickaxe and inventory. At around 5:10, the witch scares me and I drop a block of sand. I also switch to my pickaxe at the exact same time, so it disappears as a Minecraft glitch. It is still there in my 3 slot, it just appears to be gone. Then at around 5:46 I shift click my crafting bench into my hotbar. The first open slot is ACTUALLY my 8 slot. Although, it goes into my 3 slot because that appears to be the first open slot. Really, my pickaxe is in my 3 slot and my crafting bench is in my 8 slot. Then I shift gravel into my hotbar and it visually goes into my 8 slot, but actually stays in my inventory because my crafting bench is there. Then when I place the gravel it updates my inventory, the crafting bench is where it should be (so it places), and my pickaxe is back in my 3 slot. Confusing, but I'm fairly certain that is what happened. Just a weird Minecraft visual bug.

Dream:I didn’t upload for a week! His current upload schedule:offense taken

You have some skills🤩 support you!

Dream: "I have to complete my speedrun." Sapnap: *our*

Sapnap: *Asks a question* Dream: *Patiently explains* Dream is such a sweet heart ❤️

5:54 look very closely at his 3rd hotbar slot

Dream: Placing TNT in the villages Villagers : HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Also Dream: places button Villagers: understandable have a great day.

You know Sapnap is a good friend when he is up at 4am with you while you film a video

Everyone: Omg! Such a lucky seed! It's so rare! How??? Dream: Minecraft Speedrun, Attempt 3317

Dream : beat game in 27 minutes Me: die by baby zombie in 27 minate Pilza : its normal don't worry

Why is nobody talking about how dream was right about when he placed the crafting bench it sounded like gravel???? 5:54 time stamp

Dream: seconds from quitting... Dessert temple: wait a second buddy rethink this

Dream after selling the villagers their own house: *STONKS* 📈

Me: Takes 5 minutes to make a nether portal with lava and water while also falling in the lava 10 times Dream: Makes it flawlessly in 4 seconds