Minecraft, but we corrupted the textures 

444 444 that had me screaming I woke up me mams at 5am lol

LMAOOOO

And bballlsss

ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ

444 444 does anyone know where to find that audio because id make that my ringer so it would ring in class 😂😂😂😂

The modern day Paul Revere

when

@@lolfelix_4920 *mucdounald salad*

@@lolfelix_4920 20:34

-Natives 1500

@Weenie Penie what else is criminal?

@Weenie Penie

@Weenie Penie wrong

@@aruuzon4118 correct

@@allxrtx6594 :/

Yea dude I need these

I can’t pvp without this!

I want the schlatt one

WHEN ARE THESE TWO PACKS GOING TO BE PUBLIC IT'S A CRIME FOR HUMANITY

Time to hack into Carson's computer

taycat 34 watch out we got a g e n i u s over here

Perfect

Thats all i could ever hope for.

Gayschlatt

yoshikage kira bop bo bay

They also say "switching weapon"

and “passing over the knife”

Yeah

I thought they where Russian

Those are all lines from Modern Warfare 2, coming from the Brasilian militia

peepee

@@sovietsnake4726 why does that mean baby

@@mcdoodlesnap how immature, crass and otherwise rude of you. This behavior is unacceptable

​@@sovietsnake4726 s

he R E F U S E

Good tigrex

69 is ok. But Fallout 76 IS HORRIBLE!

Invisible creepers

@@happyjohnny8976 I know that link

Furret don’t we all 😂

nice

It fit tho...

@@eggboi3579 truu

1:56

What is the song

Patrick?

@@tgnm9615 Pat Rick

Some kinda fucked up patrick star?

1.1k but no reply? Ok then. Also, whats Schlatt talking about juice?

@@tgnm9615 since he was talking about the stone trees that evidently has a _rock_ hard outer shell, the wood inside the rock shell is technically softer, and has a more wet feeling. So that’s why.

*_S H O O K E T H_*

Good or bad?

@@aimbotarrow5981 good stress? how?

AimbotArrow5 definitely good

Ярослав Симоненко like funny stress

@@KingOshawott23 Well that's new

The thought of schlatt saying "PIG SCHLATT" or "HELP, I AM STUCK IN A SHEEP" makes me laught

also the just the image of schlatt trying to sing an acapella version a minecraft song LMAO

“I’M SUCH A FUCKING COW MOOO”

the thought of schlatt makes me laugh

Lmao same

u mean the drama thats basically nothing

How have I not herd about the drama yet? What happened?

@@cayde-6feetunder531 it doesn’t matter

While rewatching I can’t stop thinking about it

Like damn, stay outta this man's personal life. As long as he doesn't commit an *actual* crime, he's chill.

I still wanna know what the XP bar said tho

@@hallway_revenant7919 hint. It's a president

@@morejemmex6367 I am American so naturally the only three presidents I know are Trump, Obama, and Garfield

@@hallway_revenant7919 well it's one.. its one of the three

@@morejemmex6367 does it say trump

"Goodbye"

Almost sounds like a threat

*_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ_*

Jschlatt definitely killed Epstein

Cassie Bucknall I thought Epstein was launched out of the solar system on an experimental spacecraft

“I am not gay Carson.”

Artsy Gamer “you’re pretty gay dude”

Lol

" *i am not gay* "

Im lik 4000

very relatable, very true

sucks that schlatt wasnt able to enjoy the stream as much as carson did

@@dausthrowaway4349 that seems to be a trend with jschlatts streams

@@andrewbell23 F

Kraio what does the text on the exp bar say? 20:05

WickyGirl33 WickyGirl33 obama

@@gioni0n612 Fuck off mate, someone cant just tell a good joke anymore without some dumbass coming along and quoting r/this and r/that outside of reddit. You couldve done anything else with your time yet you decided to post the name of a subreddit in a youtube comment section of a callmecarson video. Honestly if i was even half as useless as you i wouldve killed myself already.

Your comment was fine until that last sentence

@@bosha6654 "You couldve done anything else with your time" Why didn't you?

@@gioni0n612 he's so mad xD

Bosha cool

Wheres the funny

It’s so contagious and it sounds so genuine that I just have to laugh along with him

*it hurts my ears*

Where’s the funny

DAAAAA DA DAAAA DANANAAAAANAAAAAA -Pig Schlatt

Pchligtt

Can you give me the timestamp for Sheep Schlatt i can't find it lmao

@@bowsercake3336 The one place i didn't think to look

Pig. Pig shclatt

I showed this comment to my friend and his Portuguese and he told me to fuck my sister.. even tho he moved to Alabama and he has a sister

@@Yukchii Guess your part of the family now

@@ZAYKONN Shit-

Lmao

Let’s kill da ho beeeetch

Yeah

for me its the gta video, i probably remember half of it by heart by now

Man i miss the old times

He did this while using the vibrator

your toes did you forget Obama crafting?

your toes have you forgotten the Patrick sun?

Phoenix Zero no i havent i just found the invisible creepers funny

your toes *super* invisible creepers

your toes have you forgotten stone turned to *stone*

He did in the stream, but didnt put it in the video

Amen

Its jesus

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

i didn't notice until i read this comment lmao

Same bro...

Don’t know how relevant this is, but The first time I saw the “Come to Brazil” meme was in a Kingani vid titled “Curser minion images” from 12+ months ago. I don’t think they’re the same meme exactly... But Schlatt does have a way of predicting things..

Well, I mean like the Sudden Uprising of the meme. I kind of said that wrong.

yeah I laugh every time he laughs

It's more like a kazzo that smokes a pack each day

Cinnamon Bummer kazoo* and also 30 packs a day*

yeah

@@magicpug4265 stay away guardian D:

Will Drift He summons a demon every time he laughs

Every time he laughs, we get closer to armageddon

am i suppose to know what a mammoth sounds like?

No no, you know those squeeze pigs that wheeze when you squeeze them? That's what he sounds like

It cures my depression

GRANITE!?

Which is which

Still it was fucking hilarious

@@kite2036 depends on your sexuality

@@ttwelvecatss2359 yeah ok sure

Where can I see the streams?

hot water but it's much hotter than how hot it can get

Actually keep the lava and water look the same but have opposite effects

@@Forlorn_Overseer so just swaping the textures

@@yooo9503 yeah basically

Flaccid baby teeth _ But then it becomes obvious, imagine him just jumping into lava and not realising

Sad to see how well they got along

​@@terrorbite2128wish they'd been fighting instead

Ah yes classic modern warfare

Cinfoni Spatium what does this translate to?

@@NoU-pf8fc "CHANGING WEAPON!!! PASSING THE KNIFE!!! TARGET NEUTRALIZED!!!"

Nyffi k thanks

They are the from call of duty modern warfare 2

As a Brazilian I gotta say It made me scream

.

Lord Ofel same

same

@iit’2 2ollux bruh MMMMM IS THAT ANOTHER *FILTHY HOMESTUCK I SMELL?*

dude Im with you.

Josie Joyner oh god you don’t know what you’re doing

Josie Joyner fuck

I am so tired

pal mac then go to fucking bed

I need this

Thank you, i was curious to know. Does not surprise me knowing his audience tho 😂

"ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!"

Lmao

portuguese

@@victormaia2399 im from portugal and i prefer to say brazilian over portuguese

@@joaodomingos8367 that's like saying Canadians speak Canadian or Australians speak Australian dude

I'm crying

How does he laugh like that??

OMG I FELT THAT SO HARD

allagahahahahahandmsjekfskfbjfmejr HdjjrbELO IM HANDSOME jack

I thought he was gonna eat his mic his mouth opened so wide

he "entered the nether", eh?

I forgot this was Carson's video and for a second thought this was a Dream video

@@talsubach5979 m

"Jeffrey Epstein did not killed himself"

At least he didn't include FNAF noises.

@@tkic3164 thats so olds school to scare anyone

@@peskyrat4 Ok but Fnaf ambience is legit unnerving

@@peskyrat4 Yep, that's Fnaf

@Wacky Heart how is it scary?

a criminally underrated line, with no comments? despicable

Je Studios 5:55 Then the weird laugh came.

I felt that

Cats Are YES you mean the gods laugh peasant?

Phoenix Zero Sounds like a jammed leaf blower.

Cats Are YES its every time you put the vaccum cleaner flat on the floor and it goes whEEeEEe

*hears portuguese* "OH NO NOT THE FRENCH"

Minecraft: Alvo neutralizado! Carson: *Visibly in fear*

i cant unhear it now you asshole

I can hear that before i nohing holes ass horse

@@forgers949 wut

This comment made me laugh so damn hard

@@forgers949 I agree my friend.

They are thinking of releasing it, in the future, I think so.

@@gang4135 I don't think they've thought about this video since it was uploaded.

How did they make it??

@@joles8 could you repeat that at without the all-caps and such?

Miggies yes

Yes

I would buy right away

yesssss

@@tayd7929 I would put it for the whole sever so everyone gets earraped

Agreed

Thats actually my fav moment

bRuSh YoUr TeEth GaY BoI😂

Trye

Trye

Trye

Trye

Trye

Honestly he should have gone the whole 9 yards and made all the music stal

The stream would be shorter for sure.

And Salad

stal joke haha funny

WAIT but.. JUST IMaginE.. what if? he put on his funyy mike😳😳

chloe benton this deserves more like omg

4:10 be like

I read this just as that moment came

666 likes 🤯

also 5:55

Hellen Keller how dare you lie about being deaf

Helen Keller more like Lier Keller ha gottem

@Garrett Long You heard me Lier Keller

Thepoweroffreesh omggg Hellen Keller is getting *c a n c e l l e d*

Lol

Hahahahaha me toooo I’ve been watching vanoss for so long so I know what he means lolll

Trocando de arma

passando faca

Alvo neutralizado

Tirando granada!

BR kkk

Gayschlatt

Gabriel Hogue _ba bo be bo_

Gayschlatt gayschlatt gayschlatt

Schlatt is in denial. He is a very gay.

Thank you! :)

mds kkkk

Wait what is the original language

@@mykl2785 what?

Wheat04 Portuguese

too much info bro

Ok, lol. But it's true, it fucking hurt.

blood farts? or blood, farts, and death?

Thats called a period

It's fucking 2 years old I fell so old

@@prettypants4824 Its more the fact that he didn't do anything to prevent it, if something like that happens you need to make it stop, an underage girl sharing nudes with a legal male, (or vise-versa) is wrong, and there were many ways to stop it,

@@prettypants4824 twitter blew it out of proportion, most people wouldn't care, switch the ages,switch the genders....no one wold care

@@prettypants4824 well i guess but people mentioned him getting help because he has severe depression. if i recall correctly schlatt mentioned that they encouraged him to get therapy but he never did

That bit fucking killed me

So did i

Goat mode: enabled

Same

*its a* _monsterpiece_

Same

yeah like 2 years ago

Same

hows that going

@@adahairingtonch.3288 made it way back in 1.14, havent had time to go back to updating it

ALVO NEUTRALIZADO

ok, isso foi muito criativo...

Adam 4:10 was the best one in my opinion

5:53 clearly : 8/10 for me

4:10 is 11/10

0:19, 14:17, 17:18 and 20:38

Adam, I'll suggest you to watch the whole video again

I'm gonna miss this tbh

@@o.s.h.4613 kind of, yeah, i think

Big Lion is more powerful

He clearly is a salad.

Big Lion is more powerful than Salad Dish and will always be. 🥗 vs. 🦁 = 🦁 wins

What if Big Lion eats S A L L A N D

@@christopherwilliams9675 holy shit

jebediah sheep

RU-vid glitched and allowed me to like this three times. *Happy noises*