The Best Commercials Ever Made 

please apply to the internship

Mason: *calls the Vatican for the job* Schlatt: "Well, if you're hearing this, chances are you've made a very poor career choice"

i like how on Turbkey Samdwich he said “BIG HAM” yet it’s turbkey samdwich

Translation of Carson's Spanish "My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, spanish, spanish. I am the bathroom? My friend Ted Nivizon"

The fact that Schlatt’s mic kept on peaking makes his performance even more terrifying

Schlatt’s ad was scarier than most modern horror movies.

It’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream...

whos reliving the great times we had with carson before the controversy

"He *almost* never moves" Okay that's actually horrifying

Schlatt typing “hey” was easily the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all year.

0:45 "Thank you for 3 million" Ouch...

“You gotta be better, go faster, fuck harder” truly inspiring

If advertisers made commercials like this, I wouldn’t skip ads

Schlatt's commercial was so viscerally terrifying I honestly think he'd be a good horror movie director

Lmao, Gumball’s section is about “the dream”

I'm gonna miss carson very much. I miss lunch club and I'm gonna miss him.

"Schlatt is typing..." has to be one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen

Junky knows what's he's doing. He worked with cartoon network

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since this came out, and he’s finally back

“19 and 17 is only a crime on Twitter” moist cr1tical

Jschlatt tomorrow: I can’t stop thinking about The Pope

Schlatt’s commercial legitimately sounds like a dangerous SCP

sad that the only comments now are gonna be about the controversy instead of just enjoying the content

Who's here after Jschlatt released his advert on his channel?

I don't like how schlatt says "ALMOST never moves" when talking about the pope

Schlatt has made something so terrifying it’s incomprehensible.

im sad we cant see content like this from carson anymore (edit 2021 november 6th: OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES!! and carson is back now

You were good son, maybe even the best at one point.

Junky and Schlatt absolutely did not have to go that hard with their commercials but they DID

I love how Cocky Junky is after his commercial, "Any questions?"

my favourite part was where the guy said turbkey samdwich then beat up dream

The car salesman one feels like a bad SNL sketch but the main character is in a time loop, knows it, and does not want to tell the audience over fear of being erased

Carson: Next up is junky janker Junky Janker: at aspen dental, smile for zero dollars down with zero worries...

Junkys was so good, it perfectly replicates every single modern commercial where you dont know what the hell theyre selling until the very end

"thank you for 3 million" is very unfortunate

8:35 I'll just leave this here

Turbkey Samdwich is incredible because its so close to being realistic.

Schlatt's commercial is the prologue to a horror game.

Dude Schlatt standing there with the ominous noise makes everything so terrifying

"Invent another t-shirt" was absolutely golden

Schlatts comerical is actually for a brand new video game called Five nights at the Vatican

Carson: sells rats Nick: sells a stick Ted: sells physical spyware Josh: sells cars with a weird aura to them Junky: sells a samdwich Quackity: sells murdering kids Schlatt: he wants to leave the pope but he can’t be unsupervised

16:19 I went full screen and I thought my Ipad died XDD

im rewatching this after the thing but dude, these are too funny

I still can’t get over how gumball is hanging with the lunch club.

I like how jankys is astronomically better than everybody else’s.

Carson should get that internship now that the channel won’t make him any more money.

I can't wait for Carson to start making these videos again. I've watched this video multiple times and its never made me cry from laughter like it has this time

why isn’t anyone talking about junky saying “it’s a computer mouse” about the ratsdropper that’s hilarious

Nick: sells a stick Jawsh: sells walking Ted: sells Chinese Spyware

I’m glad he’s back now

Crying at 5a.m over this 😩 I'm gonna miss these so much

Junky: wows everyone with a cinematic masterpiece Quackity: *YO IMMA TAKE UR KIDS*

Plot twist: The reason Josh kept walking was because he was trying to escape the clutches of the pope behind the camera

No matter how much time has passed, his old videos are always a banger.

"thank you for 3 million" It's over boys.

Another funny thing about Ted’s commercial is, that is not a rat that is a dwarf hamster

Junky: **has amazingly shot clips, great voice acting and thought-out comedy** Mason: *hee hee hair dryer go vrrrrr*

Can’t believe this is 3 years old already. Passed like it was last year. Such a classic vid

8:36 welp

That's when everyone remembered that Junky, is in fact, an actor.

I have officially heard gumball saying, “that’s just two lady bugs f***ing”

"Thanks for 3 million" this is surreal

everyone, enjoy our old home while we can i’ll miss this place

Junky's that one kid who actually did the school project

Junky's commercial was an actual piece of art this man is AMAZING

"thanks for 3 million"

I wish the recent controversy never actually happened because now content like like this will never happen, and I want this exact type of content carson

“My friends, parents, yes yes no no Spanish. I am a bathroom. Ted nivison. Yes friend. Tip.” That’s a very basic translation of Carson’s Spanish at the beginning

Jawsh’s ad is genius because it makes you hate the concept of walking, making you want to buy a car.

Dude, call me Carson content is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud legitimately today. I miss them

Please don’t come to these videos to talk about what happened or to trash talk them. Just appreciate it.

I feel like Schlatt has given himself nightmares

I love how Schlatt's is so heavy that it makes you completely forget that he started it by talking about his toilet seat

The sad controversy with Carson doesn't matter. Hes getting the help he needs, and he will be back on his feet in no time

Can't wait for your 3 million subscriber special

everyone: BRO WHY DO WE ONLY GET FOUR DAYS TO DO IT also everyone: *_does it in 20 minutes_*

Schlats advert was like the start of an ARG.

in the beginning when he said “mi amigos padres sí sí sí sí no no español español. Yo soy al baño¿ mi amigo Ted Nivizon” (yes i translated it all) he really said “my friends parents yes yes yes yes no no Spanish Spanish. I'm in the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon”

God... i miss these days. Even if it was just a few years ago, so much has happened. Thanks, Carson. For entertaining me.

Schlatt is probably the only person that could make the pope have such a threatening aura

I like how everyone was talking about how little time they spent making their videos, and Junky was just silent.

I actually just want him to come back

Here's a controversial opinion; What I think Carson did was wrong, but don't give him any hate. The pressuring of female fans through the use of his fame, was fucked up. The fact that he told Schlatt and Jawsh he would stop and didnt, was fucked up. However bad it is, it's still redeemable. He didn't do anything with underaged women(as far as we know). You can make the argument "Well you cant just say 'at least he didnt do xyz,' and say what he did do was ok." And my response to that is I agree, what he did was wrong, and the victims deserve justice. But he still deserves a second chance. His whole life should not be ruined over this. Imagine if your boss found out you pressured one of your customers for nudes, a forgiving boss would give you a strike, cut your salary down, and lose your respect. An unforgiving boss would fire you, and you may get sued by the victim of your pressuring. Notice how neither boss tried to take things away from you that they didnt have control over. Carson may lose his fans, his channels, and his career as a content creator, but he shouldn't lose his life. His fans and others should not endlessly witch hunt him. He is most definitely in an awful mental state, so do YOU really want to be the cause of him killing himself? Do you think he deserves to take his own life for pressuring those girls? No. What he deserves is what the police will decide, not what you will decide.

Notice how schlatt said “the pope *almost* never moves”

Junky said “Big Ham,” then later revealed the “Turbkey Samdwich.” Something doesnt feel right here

Carson is gonna be able to hit 3 million soon again

This hurts because it says thanks for 3 mil and while watching this he’s at 2.96 million

The fact that the pope "almost" never moves gives me nightmares.

Junky Janker's had quality, Jschlatt's was absolutely cursed, and Quackity's had Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is a tough choice

Just happy to hear his laugh again.

This is still one of the funniest videos ever

When you go on the website celebrities but bald. And click Want more baldness it installed a zip file which has 5k photos of the rock

Sad to see Carson not uploading. I hope he gets through whatever he's doing.

I miss this.

Schlatt's commercial is so cursed and holy at the same time.

The most terrifying thing about schlatt’s commercial is his mutton chops

I really hope that Carson is getting help, I miss him and I'm really worried about him :(

19:41 your wellcome