Miscellaneous Myths: Krishna 

@oreo chan idk

Because its not funny

It’s utterly HilAriOUs

I also want 🅱️ u t t e r

Actually, your statements is true according to Hindu scriptures. Only man to be ever born perfect was Krishna. Not even other avatars were perfect.

I see you are one with culture as well

And the time he boogied all over a snake

I saw this in cartoon about little Krishna. Don't ask me how I found it, I don't remember

@@frop_8750 I see you're a man of culture as well. I'm well aware of that cartoon

And it was all because he decided to tell Indra to go F-k himself and he owned it

Like I just said Hinduism is that one show where fans ruined everything and now we don't know what the real story is Everything is a fanfic now lol

​@@kannan07Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna

​@@kannan07just hit the books man

@@kannan07 There are things called BOOKS

​@@kannan07Just excuse to not read

In one of the adaptions I saw as a kid, the fruit seller was an old beggar woman who was fretting because she hadn’t sold any of her fruit all day and thus consigned herself to go hungry. (Why she didn’t just eat her mangoes I dunno, but whatever.) Just then baby Krishna appeared and not understanding how capitalism works asks if he can have some fruit in exchange for a hug. The old woman is amused by his naivety and comments on how sweet and innocent he is. When he hugs her, she feels inner peace (since you know, he is the supreme god.) But he doesn’t want her to go without paying for her basket of fruit. So he goes and grabs some rice/grain which he “accidentally drops” leaving only three grains. The seller gratefully gives him all the mangoes in exchange for the grain and goes home extremely happy. She finds that her basket is full of jewels and gold. It’s basically a parable to illustrate that showing humility and being grateful are preferable and aspirational traits. At least in that version and yeah it is quite cute.

There's tons of stories about gods and mangoes hahaha. Hanuman as a kid LOVED mangoes A LOT. His mom didn't give it to him one day I think? The kid saw the sun and thought it was a huge mango hung up in the sky...so he ate the entire Sun lmao. Got cursed and then back to normal again.

Kids will be cute, tell me I'm wrong.

Yes

Yes, mangoes are incredibly precious

I’d read that book, JUST for the sake of the title😂

Lol

There’s this one book called “Help mom, there are liberals under my bed.”

@@codygeyrozaga2277not the libtards!

Believe it or not, it probably exists. And no, I’m not kidding

THAT'S IT FOLKS! i AM NOW HANDING OUT LOLIPOPS TO TODDLERS [and asking for some grain or sh!t in return] AND GETTING THOSE BUCKS

@@saayliparkar1254 You're gonna need a Van for all those lollipops - wait a minute...

@@sunan2335 Hol up!

Not a bad deal

Well Krishan says in BG that a deed which was done by expecting nothing in return is always fruitful so if you give lolipop for million it's worthless unless you server selflessly and expect nothing in return

*Rama* *The stronger Rama*

I realize this isn't important and is biased by me growing up in a very much not Indian culture But I like that adding the Sanskrit word for strong onto Rama has the name go from really intimidating sounding to kinda goofy and I love it

"Honey, did you change our son's name?" "He is STRONG JIMMY now!"

​@@TeackayNope. Bala actually means strength. And Rama, based upon the hindu god Rama, could mean greatness. When you add strength before that, it means someone who is great in strength. So it's not really "stronger" it's just that his named changed from just calling him great to adding the word strength to it.

​@@nityanandbiswal4093 Actually Rama named being used before Lord Rama, For example, Bhagwan parsuRAMA.

In modern days it would've been "Joe Mama"

@@koustav24dascan I ask you something if you don’t mind , I have been hearing this a lot but do not understand the context who/ what is joe mama.

​@@jaigagandeep.s5100it's a play on "yo mama" basically "your mom" It's joe mama so that You can just say something about joe And the other person can ask "who's joe" And you reply with "joe mama"

Anyone else notice that in the animation, Chanara is taunting Krishna with the Navy SEAL copypasta? 😀

HAVE

@@kingbaaka3D Perish

I need merch with that scene on it right now 😂

@@sebastiandevosi7043 I wish i could

omae wa mou shindeiru...

Things happen to him

It's always great when they make the child a child.

@Hey it's KHALIYAH !!!!!! The child is God, after all

*ahem* YES!!! like Krishna actually knows not to blow up his cover that he is actually one of the trinity.

You are a wizard Harry You are a god Krishna

Watch "little krishna" cartoon (good graphics ) you'll love it

Yea

This is so sweet

​@@pakki6555Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna

There’s an extremely heart meltingly sweet animation of this story, it’s in the Little Krishna cartoon - you should see it!

Exactly he's the kindest older brother I've ever seen

He went on to create some problems during Mahabharat out of his dilemmas about what's right and what isn't. Krishna went on to enlighten him too. Krishna used it to just check Arjuna's devotion towards himself and dharma.

Why he feel jealousy when he is devotee of Krishna . don't you see Krishna in sleeping mudra and basuki( balaram) in whose body he sleeping. A devotee don't feel jealous of their bhagawan he only love him.we all have to learn from them this quality.

​@@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lfsmall correction,vasuki isn't the snake Vishnu sleeps on Vishnu's snake is shesha or Ananda shesha(infinite shesha or smt like that) He was the first nagaraj and vasuki's big bro Vasuki is the snake on shiva's neck

balram is the avatar of vishnu's snake mount shesha god of snakes

As it turns out, it was not 'yes' in his mouth, but 'what'. I.e. everything that one could possibly answer the question "what" with.

@@MushVPeets technically yes is correct too. He has everything in his mouth.

Krishna is IT

So krishna is supposed to be everything in the universe and the universe is everything he is. Like Buddha from Journey to the west. So technically he opens his mouth and inside is another of him. He has himself within himself......... I dont know what to say

@@ninnusridhar, buddha is also a avatar of Lord vishnu.

SprinklesYT god of butter

One of his titles literally means butter thief

Chor chor makhan chor

TFW you go to butter you toast but find Krishna instead

Could Paula Deen be a distant relative of his?

Welp,he IS everything,like he has the whole universe in one fourth of his body

LOL

😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

First you draw a circle

shhhhhhh your not suppose to know

Yeah something like that 😆😂

Ooh, nice context, thank you so much!

That mythology guy on his way to explain how it's heracles and not Hercules

@@kannan07 I lowkey forgot about that-Hold on

@@ishithamantripragada9514 lol But seeing him rage over the Hercules movie just imprinted the name heracles into my brain lol

Alex Martin best comment no question

- Alan Watts, probably

@@boldandbrash8431 Bhagavad Gita*

Godly Tamaki Amajiki

That proves it. We're all made of stardust change my mind.

Now im imagining Krishna buying literally all the butter in the world

*steal 😂😂

@@mohammednajl5950 that's proper priorities. I wouldn't blame Krishna

Lmao thats pretty much his childhood

Butter sellers: _s t o n k s_

Well, if he was smart, maybe he wouldn’t have been so terrible that the gods were compelled to get rid of him.

@@Fluffkitscripts It's possbile to be smart and evil at the same time though. -Just look at today's politicians.-

@@GMPranav I just can’t help but feel that in this case lack of self-preservation instinct and pissing off gods might not be fully unrelated

Thanks S. Joseph for showing interest into the Hindu Mythology (or History maybe), Try listening to an audio book related to Mahabharta. (If you still are curious) if you have the time yo listen to it. I apologize if I disturbed you.

Ksna>Jesus

Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He loves you. God loves you. Put your trust in Him and He will never forsake you. That's all I can say. 😊

​@@S_L__or x jew😂😂

Have you seen OSP's video about Kali

😂 this is funny.

Nopes krishna erased her memory

How many people sang this?

You forgot "telling lies?"

i hate that i actually got the refference XD

That's actually his birthday Janmashtami

So much fun! Every janmashtami

Isn't that to celebrate the birth of Krishna?

As someone who loves butter, that sounds like so much fun! :D

I'd love to see that. :)

I mean, they're _mangoes._ Who's gonna pass up any chance to score a mango, no matter how slim?

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@@97Multiphantom OGAD not Dutch from Red Dead Redemption II, that guy gives mango lovers a bad name!

There are many stories like that

I mean why wouldn’t demons have poisoned Brest

@@joeysopinion4463 😂 yeah

@@joeysopinion4463 they do unless they are succubi.

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@@joeysopinion4463 good point!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know right? Who *wouldn't* give the adorable little smurf-lookin' kid an armful of mangoes after that?

@@Archris17 actually his skin colour is " like a rainy cloud in the evening sun".

@@preetikushwa7032 huh... to me that immediately brings to mind a kind of gorgeous orange colour. Sunsets are always pretty. I meant no disrespect by the way, so sorry if it came across like that.

@@Archris17 No no I just added some extra info to your comment by replying , I'm not offended . Thank you.

@@Archris17 His voice is deep like lightning & thunder cloud, The glow on his face radiant like a 1000 suns.

That's actually really kind of Krishna to take those girls under his wing. I feel bad for them.

The version I heard was that those were all wives of the men killed in war, who had no means to fend for themselves

@@hmmm713 They were the daughters of gandharvas and sages. Naraka kidnapped them. They were destined to marry Shri Krishna.

@@sahasraksa3170 I guess that's a different version

Am pretty sure Krishna did have sex with all of them, He didn't just take them in as some random women in need of protection,he did care about them and took all.of them as views And had a kid with each of them

Social parables not grounded in reality. Not credible.

Yes very cute indeed 😘

Krishna actually had 10 children with each of his wife. Unfortunately, his grandchildren and descendants were ultimately wiped out by a curse. So yeah...

Bankimchandra Chattopadyaya, the author of “Anand math” who carried out research on Mahabharata continuously for about 36 years and also composed thereafter the biography of Shrikrishna, states that according to Mahabharata Shrikrishna had only one wife namely Rukhmini - neither two nor four and of course not at all 16000. According to Mahabharata immediately after getting married both Rukhmini and Shrikrishna went to Badrikashrama and led a pious life there for 12 years. They used to sleep on ground, ate only roots, tubers and fruits and observed strict celibacy. Thereafter Rukhmini gave birth to the first child named Pradhumna. (Reference: Mahabharata, Book 10 (Sauptika Parva), Chapter 12, Verses 29 & 30 - Editor)

@@indrason6974 okay here is a problem when the person researching any religious text is part of that religion/believes in that religion then there results will most definitely be biased Also these stories have been written and re written a million times There is literally no cannon in existence

@@sadge_png but you can compile all the versions together to create a critical edition of the story then look threw archeological findings like stone tablets from Nanda dynasty and shishunaga dynasty along with other sacred text to get a good idea of how the story was in ancient times before it became Mahabharata we know today that Mahabharata used to be a really short story named Jaya most likely written by Pandava dynasty to exist as glorious record of there victory and it got written and re written by many diffrent people until it became Mahabharata so we can get a good idea of his character

Well by now probably closer to demidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemigods, but, you know, same thing.

this sounds like a duo in a very popular anime hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shonen protagonist in his childhood. Adult Krishna is Machiavellian AF I fucking love him

Yeah, it was the first harem anime ever created where the guy had the balls to confront girls directly

@@shikumas not a anime, almost in every rom com anime

Are you forgetting that their brothers? But your right still

Yes as an Indian and Hindu , thats literally what mother durga had said but in sanskrit

Taking her with contempt by the legs and whirling her Kamsa dashed her against a stone. Although thrown on a rock in derision, that girl, who is daily worshipped by the gods, was not crushed. On the other hand, casting off her human from and being adorned with celestial garlands, pastes, and a shining crown she, with dishevelled hairs and remonstrating with Kamsa, rose up in the sky. Drinking most excellent wine and laughing aloud she, in anger, said to Kamsa. 43-44. "O Kamsa, for your own destruction you have whirled and dashed me against a rock. Therefore at the time of your death when your enemy will attack you I will tear off your body with my hands and drink your hot blood". 45. Giving vent to these dreadful words, the goddess, by her own wished-for way, rose up in the sky; and encircled by her own followers and in that form she began to range in the celestial region.

Yeah, she was yogmaya, goddess who reincarnated as yashoda's child (Krishna's adopted mother) in the same night Krishna was born. They were swapped as babies and vasudev took her with him thinking kansa would spare a girl child as she wouldn't be part of the prophecy. But kansa didn't spared and and tried to kill her. She shows her divine form and said this line.

And here I am,who didn't even know that it was Durga Idk who the f i thought she was But like.....

It's more of the "reincarnated but is still op troupe" like anos and that anos knock off

@@kannan07 Honestly Anos seriously gave me Krishna vibes throughout the story, overpowered but super kind and caring of those who follow him, eats everything his mom makes him, and parents who are somehow completely oblivious to his divine nature. Here's hoping for an eventual season 2!

@@TheVnator season two cour two episode 4 dropped on last Friday, episode 5 on 10th... It's still fun but I hate the CGI NGL

This is like 5 months late but here we go, as both brothers grow older. Balarama becomes the mentor of the antagonists of the mahabharata(the massive poem) while Krishna becomes the mentor of the protagonists. But even though they are mentors of the two different opposition's they still respect each other and have a good relationship until Krishna dies.

Also like balarama is thought of as an incarnation sheshnaga.. who is a devotee of vishnu.. so they were probably still really close in this life...

Balarama is basically the older sibling that keeps Krishna from getting himself killed/killing everyone around him.

@@damarvelprofessor3421 he doesn’t become mentor of Kauravas. He was the Guru of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He was angry because Bheema broke the rules

@@srijanumesh5355 maybe it depends on the story. The stories that I read and watched showed him as the mentor of the kauravas.

Happy ending

@@Was.a.cat.maybe. lime 16000 of them happy endings

What a chad

It is a stark contrast to Vishnu's previous foray into mortal life as Ram where he exiles Sita after rescuing her from a Demon King for the same suspiscion shown by his subjects (eventhough he believed Sita)

@@parthasarathipanda4571 And her chastity was proved by a freaking god when she was carried out of a fire into order to prove that very thing. He was a complete idiot in that part of the book.

There is a whole story behind it but i am not gonna explain it

You do know in the Mahabartha there is a lady called Kunti that had a boon by uttering a mantra a diety would come to her and give her a son right so to use logic like that doesn't apply here.

1st reason- Kans ko ye ahankaar, ghamand aur Bhram tha ki woh uss 8th bacche ko maar k Vidhata ka lekh badal dega, jiss se ki woh azar-amar ho jayega aur Sabka Bhagwan wahi ban jayega (toh woh ise ek opportunity samajhta tha) 2nd reason- Kans itna toh jaanta aur maanta tha ki Agar VhabisyaVaani huyi ki 'Devaki ka Aathwa putra hi usko maarega'... Toh Aathwa putra Janm avasya lega, fir chahe Vasudev ko saath mein rakho ya Devaki ko akele. Jaise Kunti ne Paandavon ko janm diya (Parthenogenesis) , waise hi Devaki agar akeli v hoti toh Bhagwan uske garb mein pravesh karte. HARE KRISHNA🙏 🚩

Bro because he have large ego that he defeated the fate and kill a god 😄

LMAO HDJSHFJ the actual story of his numerous wives is because of him killing the demon Narakasura. Since Narakasura had kidnapped a shit ton of women, when he was killed, they were left sour in the eyes of society. So in order to protect their honor, Krishna took them all as his wives.

Basically there is a demon who captures these ladies and lord Krishna saves and the ladies are treated as outcast as people/society question their purity/character ( messed up I know),so krishna makes them his wife. Now after this point of the story I have two different versions 1) he accepted them as his wives but didn't do anything(like you know) with them and basically gave them refuge and they had happy lives. 2) he made 16000+ clones of himself ,so the ladies have a meaningful life partner and they are happy. 3) these princesses were the reincarnation of the devotees that wanted meet Lord Vishnu ( remember lord Vishnu was essentially Lord krishna ) but unfortunately couldn't so the lord spent time with the princesses and it's was not lewd but rather spritual.

Woah thanks guys for educating me Hinduism is really interesting so thanks it’s cool to read!

I read a Naruto hentai doujin like that once...

@@JanPospisilArt I mean.... Not gonna judge you for your choices but I don't think it would be correct/good to compare that to the Hindu deity.

You think you know about Krsna adventures through these brief stories how about inhaling a forest fire just one of the OP things He did as a child.

@@VSM101 lay off man, people just having fun.

Lol. Krishna is known to be the God of Mischief. The video couldn't even cover half of his mischievous accounts. I mean he was a prankster who used to steal butter from peoples' houses with his friends, flirted with girls (mostly older to him), annoyed most people of authority (which also includes the King of Heaven, Indra), and in general fooled around like playboy, a wild animal who cant be tamed.

@@poulomi__hari He mostly flirted with Radha, who eventually feel in love with him.

@@poulomi__hari Not to forget once he stole the clothes of some women while they were bathing in a lake

There are more than one animated series

You are probably talking about Little Krishna

Krishna: Dont say anything to Arjun, he's the baby of this epic and I *will* kill you

Surrender your butter 😂

Idiot don't make fun of the God! Lord Krishna is the source of everything, by making his fun you are making fun of your entire life.

@@c-79udawantvarunhemant35 well shri krishna is known for encouraging humour sarcasm. So chill. They are having fun. No disrespect.

He really was a simple guy

There are other employers besides the local evil king you know.

@@blarg2429 yeah, but that's boring and makes me want to die more

@@eazy8579 Fair.

You guys need a hug? o-o

… Yeah

"And what, break up their marriage? We're not savages."

He wanted to kill a god. Lol

Why didn't he just kill them?

@@necromelodia2432 The gods would find another child to kill him. So, he thought if he could he kill Krishna as a baby even the gods would not mess with him.

His evil brother promised he will be only kill the 7th son and leave the rest of the kids alone but later on changed his mind and murder his nephews in front of his sister bu smashing them on the wall. Big brother of the year

Oh wait, I didn't realize this lol

@@pesii1452 it's a real mystery

@@nikhils2447 there are two reasons maybe 1: king really love her sister 2: he really want to kill god by himself because of his ego & pride

@@rajatsoni3763 3. He was dumb

Universe conspired.

No I just noticed it too LOL

You are confused. There were Ashta bharya 1. Rukmini 2. Satyabhama 3. Mitravinda 4. Nagnajiti 5. Jamvanti 6. Lakshmana 7. Bhadra 8. Shaivya After that he freed the 16000 girls from captivity of Naraka. Those 16000 were apsaras who took birth on earth on order of Lord Indra.

He actually did marry them, and in some places I think the scriptures have mention of his children with them as welll

@@srijanupadhyay3683 If I remember correctly bhagvata Purana mention this.

@@srijanupadhyay3683 it also mentions they asked him to give them children and he used his power to embed kids into their wombs he never actually touched them,

@@DharmaKaumudi fr

Does Vishnu/Krishna count as a main deity? I'll give it a half point so it counts

He loves only butta and he will not eat everything.

I mean, by all technicalities, Vishnu (and Krishna by extent) is everyone and everything as well so.... But yeah, this would make quite a _interesting_ TV show.

Odin-master of really obvious and just bad disguises.

Plot twist: All 3, same dude. Different times, different places.

You sound like every pre med student I've ever met

Literally Tanjiro and Inosuke.

I love how Krishna is still just chill as hell when snapping necks.

I would give this a like but you have exactly 666 and I don't wanna mess it up.

@@xenopyxis I disliked it so the dislike will cancel out the 7.

Was your cat black coloured by any chance? Because the term "Krishna" literally means dark/black. And in Hindu mythology there's not one Krishna, someone who's as dark as a rain filled cloud is called Krishna(Krishnaa for females).

Leo Ryff why not both

There are 10000 of variations of the story but people stick to the written stuff.

Jojo's bizarre adventure... Are we sure Araki is not a Hindu?

Sounds more like DnD to me.

Basically the same thing. This is just what people are like by default when more reserved social norms either haven't been established yet or aren't watching.

Nooooooo dont bring that nursery up again

Heh, looks like somebody beat me to it.

@@guessmyname1246 Appropriate because I'm pretty sure that song is Indian

You made my day better, BAHAHAHAHA

Literally what I was thinking

Not mythology.

​@@fbkensarhd5279very much mythology

What about Roll no 21 show are there

Wait there are other than roll no 21?

Roll no. 21 is the one being talked about here.

Umm nah

He really dislikes mushrooms though?

as a hindu can confirm

@@kai-gm9re as a non-hindu, i would appreciate an explanation.

@@wedran9225 He's way into butter what more do you want?

I'm a teenager and kinda like Krishna. In Urdu it's called "Dheetai" or being stupidly thick-skinned to the point of being a dumbass, (can't think of an English translation)

@@necromelodia2432 you mean dense af

@@ravikiran490 I'd say "dense" is more "stupid" while Dheetai is like rain washing off a rain-coat because your ego is impenetrable, but yeah, "dense" works.

NecroMelodia awesome more like.

@@necromelodia2432 Basically like Goku, then

Nice reference

Exactly amirite?

Bruh the amount of detail they put into a baby consuming butter is glorious

GOD*

Guys it's ok to call them deities. I'm Hindu and I'm not gonna force others to call my gods supreme lords. Deity literally another word for god.

@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 you are not a Vaishnav You wont Undeestand

@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 If it is True Why dont they call Abramaic gods a Diety

ArachCobra I wonder if there is one king who would have the self awareness to try and make this kid his own soldier instead

There’s a king named Bimbisara in Buddhism lore that was prophesied to be killed by his own son. The queen decided to leave the baby in the woods to die, but the king brought him back and raised him with love and care. He did grow up to be a pleasant and obedient prince. Though, horrendously, an immoral monk incited him to have the king imprisoned then torturing him to death.

Gray Bubblegummer ah

Gray Bubblegummer it would have been a great subversion off expectations if the son still ended up killing the dad but it was like a mercy killing or something or his dad told him too. Like if the dad was sick or grievously injured and son killed him to end his suffering or they were in a situation where the son Could save himself if he killed his dad and of course he doesn’t want to but the dad makes him cause he wants his kid to live

Mythology and Harry Potter.

I'm on a mission to press like on all the comments that mentions the poisoned breasts.

Aphrodite: Are you challenging me!?

Oh Gods... They will bang...

And Thus, the Big Bang happened

@@adeade3978 gross

Zeus aint got shit on this absolute chad

Ahhh a simpsons reference

Stonks :P

Haha the wise words of Homer

Krishna: Woo hoo! *slips on mango*

Simpsons references are fine and all but I read your sentence in the voice of the CinemaSins guy😏

Because vasudeva promised to kansa that he will hand him the 8th child on one condition of leaving his wife and rest of the kids unharmed.

Because to split up a married couple is pretty much sacrilegious. You are denying their dharma and karma as a couple. Kansa may have been prideful, but remember he’s still Hindu at heart. He would adhere to the sacraments as well. And he still loved his sister. The sooner the 8th child was born and he could kill him, the sooner he could let his sister out of prison

​@@someonerandom8552he was plamming to kill god. Why would he care about something that minor. He isn't really portrayed as honourable

I mean, he was it. And he proved it, so....

Yup he probably said, I'm not trusting anyone else with this job. I'll go down and do it myself.

Um...u know... This comment kinda solves all the "who is the real god" issue....ps: dont take me seriously😂🤣

@Home Banger yup, they sure do😂

@Aman Yadav every thing Comes from Bharman ..But that doesn't mean we can question existence of lord Vishnu and Shiva I Think There are mentions pf lord Vishnu in vedas and lord Shiva As Rudra

Heracles : {wheezing hoarsely} Don't you ever have just a beer?!?

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Dionysus: Nah, I'm the God of Wine and good times!

Actually Krishna danced oh head of a 10 headed snake klia The great snake Shesh Naga obeys him (Vishnu stuff) So snake is not a big deal for Krishna Die Hercules (but you are dead so.........)

Yeah, kinda makes me want this Disney movie to happen

This is not even part of Mahabharata This is just the begaining and there is soo much more details

It doesn't count because she doesn't mention karna. The best character in the whole story

@@arpansaha2111 I agree he was the best character

dont u mean hera

Froge ...no? Aphrodite is the love goddess, not Hera

Anyone would explode from 16000 orgasms at once

@@coldtyrant2557 but hera would be very angry

ASCII Skull wdym

Lol

@@amanawasthi2766 I’m sure some gods don’t mind swearing some would probably swear constantly like Hera in her position

imagine krishna waking up in the dead of night unable to sleep so he slips out of bed to get a midnight snack and while he's slathering a piece of toast with butter the kitchen light snaps on and one of his wives is sleepily giving him the "we just went to the doctor about your cholestoral" look as he momentarily freezes mid-chew before resuming while shooting her a silent "bitch i am literally the preserver of the univerese" because he's not about to talk with his mouth full

@@fntthesmth423 hahaha that's fun to imagine, but i don't think he really lived with all of his wives, he only had one true wife, and one true love.

@@alx_spencer5394 …who was almost certainly an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. Which apparently happens with a number of Vishnu's incarnations.

Me too😂😂

Same 😁

Ohh heck yeaah😂

I like listening to red explain things

Also the hilarious narration

More like "Shinee"

@@paxonite-7bd5 nah, "Omae wa mo shinderu " suits

Chanura: *Nani?!*

Nani

@@keerthi5777 Nani means elder sister in Odia, an Indian language. I can understand nothing else from this thread as an Indian.

yeah tru and its also kinda like Jon snow rescuing crasters daughters from him

Then married most of em so no one would get pissy about it. He was really chill and the princesses had a great time

And all the princesses were Lakshmi (Vishnu’s wife) incarnates, it was just one woman over and over again

@@elenoreofmysticforests4052 That is in some folklore too

Yes Narada and Vayu Deva already told them that they will marry Shri Krishna.

He was not snake monster tho

Ik but the the name they wouldn't get so idk how to describe it

@@rahulkhatwani548 Kaliya

Yo what's the third one

The stories wouldn't fit in a short video haha, there's still the events of Mahabharata to cover too...

ASquared What's that from again? I can't for the life of me remember

"Krishna, no!" "Krishna yes!" _snap_

@@aster-naut asdfmovie, I can't remember which one

I was literally thinking about that thru that whole part of the video

@@ASquared544 It was one of the deleted scenes videos.

Junko :D 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈

That's more or less how it goes

That's actually true 😅❤️

*our* butter

@@MysticalStd soviet theme intensifies

Krsna>Jesus

Actually those 16000 princesses were once kidnapped and raped by a demon named Narkasura. When Krishna defeated Narkasura and freed those princesses, they had nowhere to go. Their family wasn't ready to accept them and they would forever be outcasts from the society. So, to allow them to live a respectful life and have a respected status in the society, Krishna took them as his wives.

raisa Yana win win

I was too lazy to comment about everything

Krishna did not have sex with any women

He did have gopis who are technically married to him but not in the sense you're talking of its like how Christian nuns say they're married to christ similarly this is called sharangati

Yashoda is Krishna's mother and Balarama's aunt.

@@avacado9689 Although he did come out of Yashoda's wound. I guess that was the first incident of a surrogate child. Just joking, don't mean to disrespect our history.

That is exactly what happened

@@avacado9689 well yashoda is krishna's aunt too and nand is his father's cousin brother

Hindi

Same to you!

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Lil' Donkey impossible

*CoUgH*

"If it moves, it is a ZEUS HOLE"

Oop-

yes

seriously, in one minute, there are bullet points, of someone else's bullet points... also, they literally put sarcastic in the title.

@@yvonnethompson844 Even so, It surprisingly covers a lot of the major plot points that I can't fault it at all. Coming from a dude who grew up with Mahabharata in a million forms.

That's the fact the shear amount of story in Mahabharata is well beyond scope even one movie. Just giving only half of major plot points doesn't means summary but still that was a good video

wouldnt mind a video about some of the better parts or at least that + the intro of the whole story. isnt mahabaratha very episodic kinda similar to JTTW?

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

Nah. Krishna was not a god, but a human. Vishnu was a god. So none of his children were born with any cool powers.

@@aadyaa_saran Krsna was an avatar of Vishnu who basically embarrassed Indra who is basically Zuse thunder God king of gods deal humiliating him so stop pretending that you know anything.

@@aadyaa_saran all his children were Cursed and died in Drowing of Dwarka which he had allowed so they would be with him in Vikunta Haven.

And he has more knobs than Beowulf

@@aadyaa_saran I don't think Nash Mash is talking about the children.

bluELFsuma dude. She’s only got two hands..... have you READ the Mahabharata?!?!?

RED ARE YOU LISTENING????

chief, far be it from me to discourage Red from adapting such a formative part of my childhood, but SWEET GOOD GODDAMN SO MUCH WORK. like, she's probably going to heavily cut Journey to the West, and that'll probably still take a while longer - summarizing even just the really important bits of the Mahabharat and putting it in something approximating context would take something on the order of the entirety of OSP's output for, like, six months to a year. Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see it! My parents rented VHS tapes with subbed episodes of the Doordarshan toku-ass Mahabharat adaptation from the Indian store for me and my sister when we were kids, and it's branded itself into my psyche hard enough that I still get shivers when I hear the narrator at the start of the series. But we really cannot, in good conscience, ask Red to do that. It's just too big.

Ikr. I need to see chibi Bhima making spinach puffs in the forest.

@@vdate She'd need have as much arms and heads as Krishna does to be able to accomplish that. That she summarized the Mahabharata AT ALL is a monster accomplishment!

There are half a million variants of this story. This is just one of them.

No she was in conscious