Miscellaneous Myths: Loki's Wager 

Loki definitely

Loki

Man, oh, man do I love that saying.

@Demeter Goddess Of Agriculture why tho? Did you do something you regret,Demeter?

@Melani Potvin how though?

This is the best.

"I'm about to run this man's whole career... again."

Trust no-one. Not even yourself.

Loki in a nutshell😂

Also Loki: (To the mirror) Congratulations, You played yourself.

I dont thinkhe knows what consequences are...

Relatable.

Better version Loki: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me Thing: consequences

Loki: I fear no man. Loki: But that thing, *consequences* Loki: It scares me

@@XxhoundBitexX or even better he knows about consequences before acting and is aware his actions are probably going to backfire but is nevertheless undeterred.

Until one day the change the spray from water to acid cause he overdid

@jumpmaster the frog it’s such an inconvenience, I mean the cleanup alone takes up my entire afternoon! And on top of that the casualties are always tallied in the billions! The catastrophic mess never gets any better!

That's hilarious

way too many times and likes it

Loki is the cat that knocks the spray bottle off the counter, only for it to somehow spray him on impact.

Can you imagine Loki having a jar full of names where he picks who day he’s going to ruin but ultimately he always picks himself Loki:Who is it today * Picks a name he doesn’t think is his own but it really is * Loki:Okay I have mischief to make Later Loki:Why is it always me

Apparently norsemen had a great taste of joke and storywriting

Well, je is the mother of odind horse

@@Webtoons_Pal_094 More like a wheel he spins and half the slices have his own name on them.

Loki is the definition of "Oh no! The consequences of my actions!"

That's what's missing from the MCU

And they only got attacked because Odin got antsy

Actually he’s the *mother* of the eight legged horse😂

My question is was he drunk at the time or fully sober?

mother...?

SPEAR.

UNPRONOUNCEABLE HAMMER

@@daphnelexinerosenfeldreali7596 do you mean unpronounceable boat? Because I'm pretty sure everybody and their mother can pronounce mjölnir

Erik Gardner yeah well I pronounced it ml-jorn for a long time so I'm just an idiot

GLOW IN THE DARK BOOOOOOOOAAAAR

So less a scissors situation and more a "nair in her shampoo" dealio.

Aww but I really like that short hair style. But mythos gotta mythos, I guess.

@@notesmaker204even tho in this case its less short hair style and more no hair style.

In the version I know it wasn't explicitly stated that Loki stole her hair. Thor just saw her hair was gone and instantly accused Loki, not that it wasn't a fair assumption

I wonder if the ancient Norse people truly realized that one would have to pull out their hair by the roots *Many upon Many of times* for it to *Not Grow Back* … coming from someone who still has pluck her eyebrows at the age of 23 after having started at the age of 12.

I think this might have been an actual quote from Neil Gaiman's adaptation of the Norse myths.

Arcanine-Espeon Sounds like it.

@@ArcanineEspeon I could see it

...after all, the Neil Gaiman book did contain the quote: "'Shut up, Thor,' said Loki. Thor shut up."

Change Loki to James or Sirius and the person talking is Remus/Minerva/Albus

And gave Thor his iconic hammer.

Pornhub adaption: Loki gives dwarves some head

@@jacobdunkin1180 *pornhub intro starts*

tbh sounds like a marvel joke

😂

Thor: Ah &$^*, here we go again!

Odin: What shenanigans is my idiot brother up to today, and how am I going to run damcon.

@@midnightgear2616 Isn't Loki Thor's brother?

@Victor Jr no he isn't in norse mythology, that's just what Marvel made him for some reason.

Hey Wrath. Love your work.

Also Odin: Better safe than sorry. *Throws Gungnir*

@@arontuske9348 you mean Thor?

@cookie kingdom Oh I misread Gungnir as Mjolnir somehow, thats my bad

They adopted eachother as brothers

Loki: shit Odin: Ah well I guess that was amusing this time... Loki: Hey!!! im the one who's balls are tied to a goat!

Seriously. First time I read this myth, I was like 9 years old and instantly spotted the loophole, which made me wonder why I was apparently smarter than a couple of magical super-blacksmiths. It took me a bit longer to realize what ELSE it said about me, though.

Also reminiscent of the loophole in Merchant of Venice.

I think the actual bet was that they had to take all of Loki's head, so cutting it off at the jaw wasn't an option.

I saw that loophole too! Hehehe, ancient gods are easily fooled apparently.

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT!

Actually, I can actually see that as the reason why those stories exist.

Given people keep comparing him to zeus, you could not be more right

he has parallels to wukong in many ways

@@NeostormXLMAX Wukong is what you get when you take the impulsiveness of Loki and put it in someone OP enough to make Thor seem like he's just an average guy.

@@thehulkster9434 You're saying that as if Loki was a pushover.

Honestly I feel like Loki wouldve started Ragnarok out of sheer boredom if you left him alone long enough

Now is that a worried "FUUUUUUUUU" or an annoyed "FUUUUUUU"

@James Hewitt it’s an “oh no,we’re all gonna die” “FUUU”

Worse than a bored Kender. :P

Asgard: "Eventually we got sick of his shenanigans cause they were really annoying and got way out of hand so we tied him to a rock using his son's innards and set up a snake to drip corrosive venom into his face until the end of the nine realms."

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@@kaycelee6066 yep

Loki: WHEN IT STOPS BEING FUN! _is Yeeted_

And, fading into the distance, we hear "NEVEEEeeeerrrr..."

Loki: *lands in midgard's ocean* Jourmungand: Dad? Loki: son Jourmungand: piss off my cousin again? Loki: maaaybe?

That had me laughing so loud! XD

thesalanian And just like that i got the audiobook

I forget if it's a Gaiman addition or just only in some translations but in Gaiman's telling Thor threatens to break every bone in Loki's body EVERY DAY and, in an unusually deep moment of thought for him ponders how fast he'll be able to do it once he's had some practice.

Guess I know what I'll be reading next... :D

And then pretty sure there's a call back to that later when his hammer goes missing and he assumes it's Loki again

He tried to pull a bugs bunny by transforming himself into a filly to distract the stallion (Svadilfari “Unlucky Traveler”) from hauling the stones the giant who had contracted to build the walls of Asgard required. The work was completed late and the giant had to forfeit his price. Loki however did not count on the stallion catching up to him. Sleipnir, Odin's eight legged horse was the result. Imagine Loki cringing from the memory of his violation. Loki also had at least 4 other children, a son named "Nari or Narfi" by his wife Sigyn, and three with the female jötunn Angrboða. They were the wolf Fenrir, the world serpent Jörmungandrt, and Hel queen the dishonorable dead.

There's also his tug of war with a goat to entertain a grieving giant (can't remember the story full story who it was) If it sounds normal, read the story, it isn't

Bestiality

@@sirrobertwalpole1754 well no, because he was a mare at the time but ultimately yes

Well when your a gender fluid shapeshifter...

Loki to Sun Wukong: Hey wanna cause some trouble? Sun Wukong: Oh yeah! The whole world: *chuckles* I'm in danger

I would pay good money to see that as a Death Battle.

@@prastarkeepers Would probably end up like the Pinkie Pie vs Deadpool battle.

Loki on a cloud with kong :let's do this! Odin and jade empiror: oh no no no

Wu Kong: Prepare for trouble! Loki: And make it double!

Deadpool Consequence video plays.

He wasn’t picky about wombs

Zeus would bang dudes too

lol very accurate

@@johnmcauliffe8824 References? If nothing else because this is something not usually brought up and I'd certainly like to know what Zeus has been up to.

So one day, as usual, Loki and Zeus were going about their business when they ran into each other. Loki was a lady that day. So begins the great war of Loki v Hera.

Thor: that's awesome sweetie, but have you seen my hammer! Her smiling and internally thinking: "don't make a dick joke, don't make a dick joke, don't make a...

@@timothyzappa2828 "Yes darling! It's handle is too short for my tastes though!" Internally: Dammit!

@@char1194 Thor: don't worry I'll make it work! Internally: Wait was that a dick joke?

@@cameoshadowness7757 The rest of Asgard internally: "wait was that a dick joke!?" Immediately internally followed by "THAT WAS A DICK JOKE!!!" Loki stillbeing held by Thor: "small chuckle"

Best comment section ever! I want to add to it, but this too good! XD Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day!

"Damnit Loki did you sell out Idunn just so you wouldn't get carried off by a giant eagle?" "~Maybe?"

there are other things, like 'god dammit Odin what the fuck?' or Thor going questing and such Red is just focusing in on Mr Tom Hiddleston

literally so fucking accurate i cant even

Greek Mythology is “Zeus, why can’t you just bag it up?!” or the gods getting fussy about some random mortal being better than they are for one reason or another.

@@vincent6371 Usually the mortal is better *because* Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants, but yes.

I like to imagine it made an airbag noise. Have you seen that video of a guy's airbags going off, filling his entire truck with airbags and shooting his hat out the side window? I imagine that, but with a boat. They enter their room, hit the button or something, then BOOM helmet goes flying out the window, a ship's mast sticks out the door, and a waggling arm is sticking out another window.

Freyr is a Vanir, and the king of them, at that (if I recall correctly).

@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 He’s Njord’s son (also Vanir) and iirc Sif is their cousin (also Vanir)

@@MatthewSmith-sz1yq "Hey, what's this button d--" *FOOMPH!*

Frey is the god of fertility. If you take a seed, like an acorn, it's so small you can keep it in your pocket. But if you plant it in the ground, it can grow, with the help of Frey, to an enormous tree you can build a ship from.

Lok E. Coyote

@@petermarsella6537 That is hilarious

That's how a surprising amount of Norse Mythology boils down. Loki is both the one to blame and the one to thank in most situations. Loki can best be categorized as "too smart for his own good". When things go wrong, he is almost always the one to blame, but when the rest of the Aesir have a problem they can't solve, Loki is the one they turn to.

Is it a Loki variant ?

WILE E COYLOKI ☠☠

Zeus did ok? Leader of the pantheon, eliminated the possibility to be dethroned...

@@Hecatonicosachoron the cause of a larger portion of greek mythology.

Nobody tell them about Loki and the horse

Ohh, what book is this?

@@MidnightMan5001 I think this was in Sandman.. might be remembering wrong

@@MidnightMan5001 it's just called Norse Mythology

The best Gaiman story on Norse mythology comes from Sandman: Loki: Many years ago, I convinced Thor of the Aesir that the reason for his impotence was that he was pregnant (he's not very bright). And I told him to lie face down and naked on his sleeping furs until I came and delivered him of child. I was disguised as a wandering physician. So I fed him a gallon of castor oil, painted his arse blue and shoved a cork in his bum-hole. I told him it was the cure for his condition. Then I went off to sleep with his wife. Loki: So Thor is lying face down with a cork up his fundament for a week and a day, while his insides continue to rumble their course. And now he's got a pain in his gut like you wouldn't believe, as the pressure continues to build. I'd told him he might experience some pain. That it was common in pregnancy. Loki: Suddenly, into the room, through an open window, bounds Ratatosk, the squirrel who lives in the branches of the world tree. Ratatosk is curious as any little squirrel. And he climbs on top of Thor's squirming, straining buttocks, and he-pulls out the cork. THRRRRRPPPPP! It's an explosion-eight days' worth of oiled shit thunders forth from the fundament of the Lord of Storms. Loki: And the mighty Thor sits up, and looks around, and sees Ratatosk on the ground, stunned, gassed, and befouled. And slowly, with hands as big as ham hocks, he picks up the little animal, and stares at it. And then, with one ponderous motion, he clasps it to his bosom. Loki: “You're ugly", he says, "you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But you're mine, and I love you!"

@@Xeper616 my chest hurts from laughing at that excerpt, thank you for the laugh this evening 😂

Half of the cool things the AEsir own are due to Loki just being a scamp.

Same, does that version you remember also come from that awesome compilation of Norse myths and legends by Neil Gaiman? That's where I got it from

​@@pedromiret9195 And quite a few monsters, including Odin's horse

In the version I heard, the bet was caused by a slip of the tongue on Loki's part

"I'd say that was worth having my lips sewn shut!" "...then how are you talking." "I got better."

“New lips”

@@timothymclean "Shapeshifter". Honestly if he's a shapeshifter, why didn't he become something like a Hydra and just... Heal it off?

hudhouse99 Because then we’d have two Loki heads and one is probably annoying to the Aesir enough

it's; loki, loki, When will you LearN-When will you LeArN that your actions have CoNSequenCes!!!

Aztec mythology : TEZCATLIPOCA!!! (I'm not sure I write the name right?)

Japanese mythology: SUSANOOOO!!!

@@lightofjustice8459 Don't worry, you did. ^^

JESUS

Anansi.

*Loki from the same distance: Wasn't me!! FTFY

Greek Mythology: Someone gets pregnant and boom crazy monster Every god ever: God damn it Zeus Zeus: It wasn't me I swear... Ok it was me.

When Tors hammer was stolen he first went to Loke because there was a pretty good chance he was behind its theft and if he wasn't behind it he was Tors best hope to get the hammer back

@@wolftitanreading5308 yes.

@Ethan Jaspers *Cue morgan freeman* But it was him.

Funny how over thousands of years despite all the changes to other aspects of who Loki is, his propensity for stirring up shit has remained firmly in place

@@Flowtail awaww

No matter what iteration of Loki you’re dealing with, you can bet “causing problems on purpose” is gonna be one of his character traits

@@Corviidei Unless of course you playing an anime jrpg. But even then its arguably still correct.

Loki has one consistent character trait and that is Bastard™ (and we all love him for it)

"That sounds like it's going to cause far more trouble for yourself than anyone else." "I've got a problem."

"He dead"

I’ve won... but at what cost?

@@motharchenemy8549 he got barakapool-ed

Brok: you're right how rude of me

the dwarves: "Ok i won't take your head, but since it belong to me , i'm free to do whatever i want with it" *take out threads and needles*

I... I could swear I've seen this exact same response to this exact same story somewhere in the past. Like, really intense deja vu. Just me?

Is "the consequences" what we're calling the Hulk now?

That and his love/hate relationship with thor. In the mcu they fight s lot, but still have a brotherly love. In norse mythology loki loves to mess with Thor, but they also go in some adventures together

Also shapeshifter, especially in comic where he turned into a woman and a kid.

powerist More like, possessed Sifs body and de-aged.

Comic Loki seems to be much more resistant to consequences.

Sif: I don't get upset, my hubby does it for me.

Honestly who doesn’t love short hair? Sure it looks like a fishin’ mess given the amount of rough-cut but then again I don’t wanna be debating with Thor on it.

@@GenocidalSquid it was was not just short hair it was removed from the roots. No growing back

He's a calm and reasonable person

​@@ceferinomontagna438 but....hair still grows even if removed

Aesir: We thought as much, you didn't really need to explain why.

@Ishmam Masud - Cuz I Can Left out the part where they turned his other son into a wolf and drove the wolf mad so it was the thing that killed the son whose entrails were used for the bindings.

@DraKaleel 18 Fun fact: "Christmas" means "A Mass for Christ".

@@crocuslament9680 I didn't know Loki turned Fenrir onto a wolf! I thought he was born that way like Sleipnir! Wow! That's terrible! Did the other son really die or did he regenerate later like Prometheus with his liver?

​@@Ratchet4647 he didn't. The son turned to a wolf was Vali

Trolling is only motivational when there's someone to hold the heckler's feet to the fire.

Also, probably the weapon that slew the Midgard Serpent, one of Loki's offspring. Yes, through roundabout fashion, Loki's pranks killed his son. (Not even mentioning all the snake venom dripped on his own eyes).

@@Bluecho4 To be fair, Loki's son Fenrir ate Loki's other son Sleipnir... though Sleipnir was the odd one out in his family since Loki was the mother rather than the father to him.

Loki is the Zeus of Norse mythology just less horny

@@immortalsoldier1367 Less horny, sure, but he does have a lot more specific fetishes

Im going to assume that since Vikings spent a lot of time on ships, they ended up with a lot of time on their hands for one of their comrades to go hey I'm bored like get up a ridiculous hjink which will probably put everyone in dsnger

Aaand also because Loki really pissed him off, which is par for the course for Loki.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. I never got that, and I don't know if I ever would. And I feel stupid, because I should have.

"Boi! The dwarf will sew your lips shut now."

We don’t call Brok and Sindri the Huldra brothers for *nothing* you know-

Chaotic neutral with severe ADHD

To be fair; he could cross into chaotic evil after the Baldr incident

Loki is the chaos that is required for forward momentun. Otherwise every day is the same day. Every love is the same love. His jealousy took his chaos too far, and he and his wife suffer eternally for that.

What chaotic DnD players think they are like vs what they are actually like.

Kender! Loki is part Kender! In Dragonlance terms

Sounds like a very condensed version of Havamal.

Loki is really good at knowing when to run... he is just really hated so he is allways caught. also Loki invented the fishing net by accident because he was so nervous after a certain prank.

That, and Freyr going 'what is this?' with his new folding boat before it explodes into boat-form and flattens him.

@@allenl5960 "is this a jojo reference"

was it mentioned that the copies would also multiply themselves? isnt just the original one?

Dwarves build. Engineering is what they DO. The Aesir have their impossible physical feats, the Vanir have magic, and the Dwarves build.

Well Red has to do SOMETHING with that math degree lol

Fish Newt Freyr: Now you tell me...

Basically: “But wait, there’s more!”

I have to admit that I like Rick Riordan's version of this: that the boat is such a violent color of yellow that they start calling it the Big Banana.

@@professorbutters Yeah, that bit was hilarious. And I love the Floor 19 crew's initial deadpan reaction and Magnus wailing, "I don't know! I don't know why it's yellow!"

Freyr (slightly muffled): "That's interesting. Please get it off me now..."

This explains a lot about how they treat Kratos...

Red really showing off her math degree

It is his wife who was insulted. And Thor himself too.

King Viking watched the ted-Ed video about it?

Thors kinky

@@enderpup9289 KingViking read the og mythology.

Thanks

This made me laugh and yeah. That's about the size of it. Best description ever.

Accurate. Made me chuckle!

it's a little more obnoxious than that. If it was all just obvious out of context Yahweh praising it would be easy enough to separate it from the legit Norse myth. The problem is that some sources have things even like the deity status of the Norse gods even being called into question and them instead being considered supposedly 'mortal heroes'. There's the possibility that some of the myths we've lost in their entirety and only know about because of weird snippets mentioned here and there in the text are gone because some overly pious jackass in the 11th century or something decided it was heretical and burned it.

Hey, if you don't fuck a stallion (and subsequently birth its child) then you are neither a proper man nor a properly norse loki. And whatever he boned to get a wolf child, a snake child and so on. Out of interest for all the kids he made I tried finding family-charts for norse mythology... but why do none of them mention sleipnir?!

Must have been the first "I shave to baby-faced smoothness" ever recorded in history. Awkwardness ensues.

Sif waking up to see her hair gone and Loki standing there Loki sweating nervously with scissors in hand:So I have a perfect explanation... Sif:Thor honey?! *Thunder and stomping heard a mile away* Loki:Oh shit

Thor is Sly Marbo confirmed?

@@LordDeathwing17 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ragnarok wouldn’t happen.

Thor’s poor wife

@S W *piano music starts playing

*pointing at the Edda* Have you read thish?

Everyone: “Yes.............but continue, please.”

Alex: "was that a challenge?" Elizabeth Schuler-Hamilton: "Alexander wHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Oh man, I think finally found my own character! Chaotic stupid has a nice ring to it, eh?

I use Loki as a dnd character I actually used this story as a side quest and let me say he is a fantastic villain

@Gogopuppy201 To be called chaotic stupid is not a positive thing to be at all

@@AK-Drakoin yes, but it makes for a fun character to role-play. Although, personally, I like screwing around with the other alignments. A Lawful Evil priest, for example. "I am a priest devoted to the ONLY god worth worshipping. Myself."

Let's all admit it. Loki is your rogue friend that invited them selves to your DnD campaigns and then manages to get you all caught up paying back a whole town with all the gold you just looted from the dungeon, which everybody almost died in because the rogue rolled a nat 1-3 for stealth and managed to trigger most or all of the traps and piss off every single monster in the dungeon.

I'd be curious to see the math for one 10g ring making the duplicates

Ooh shit me too I thought Red told me this but it's one of Ted Ed video silly me

Maybe you learned it from the Marvel comics? They put their own twist on this legend where Loki refuses to pay for the new hair for Sif so the dwarves make the new hair but make it out of "nothing" since they were paid nothing. So they basically make her hair out of the blackness of space and that's supposed to be the explanation for why comic book Sif has black hair when every other native Asgardian appears to be blonde or red haired.

@@EdslilNeko definitely wasn’t marvel I’ve only read the Deadpool comics but that’s nutso

I remember hearing this one at a summer camp around 15 years ago or so. And until this video I was never sure if it was real or if either my mind/the counselor made it up.

This is me but a ton of myths because I’ve read most of Rick Riordan’s gods of whatever books and almost every encounter there is basically just a slightly modernised spin on some Greek, Roman, Egyptian or Norse myth depending on what series you’re on. Made me think that we should do more of that, but tbh I’ve seen some German productions where people _tried_ doing that with German myths and it was awful to watch.

Kind of like how most of greek mythology is just Zeus being lustful.

Also, Freyr is a farm god. He has no use for boats.

That genuinely caused me to pause the video just to belly laugh for about three minutes straight

For some people, not acting on your impulses is borderline torture to them.

That's just me on a daily basis... I feel like if my ADHD had a face it would look like Loki...

Loki The God of -Mischief- _Losing to Your Intrusive Thoughts_

Listen, I could tell you you're wrong, BUT I just don't have the kind of Lokean energy to sit here and lie so boldly like that.

Until the alignment shift to Chaotic Evil.

You are wrong

I feel like he leans a little toward chaotic good depending on the exact characterization (see 1:20), but chaotic neutral works too.

@@kindoflame Really, apart from the whole Ragnarok thing, he's at worst CN and at best CG. He really only causes problems and fixes them, causes minor problems and let everybody sort them out, or fixes problems that he's not responsible for. On top of that, the solutions to the problems he causes tend to make the gods better off than they were before.

Its VENETZIA!

He should have just said he didn't say anything about his body not being attached. Then again there are a lot of things Loki _should_ have done and didn't

@@atotallyrealhuman8780 *Angry ice noises*

If I was Brock, I would've just taken extra precaution to cut the base of the head and leave the neck.

@@omegabet3912 Even in a norse mythology video we can't escape the JoJo fandom

Gimli is hot, change my mind

@@marianac9663 I mean, book Gimli is a handsome prince with the soul of a poet, so I'd say he's up there.

The short bearded Dwarves may be hot, but some people do prefer a taller drink.

**looks right, looks left** _Blitzen_ (Short bearded?? dwarf)

Two words. Varric Tethras.

no they didn't miss it, his earlier comic appearances were kinda loony-toons, like when he turned a street and all the buildings and objects in it into candy, the car was made of ice cream

Are you sure they did? “I have been falling for 30 minutes!”

@@IISheireenII it was a joke, you don't have to take it so seriously...

They didn't stick with that shit after Son of the Mask kinda ruined the idea

That scene the first avengers where Hulk grabs his leg and starts swinging him around like a rag doll is basically a Tom and Jerry cartoon

Freya is one of three Norse War Gods, and she ones one of the Warrior Afterlives. It's entirely possible that Freya is a very butch woman, because God of War, and Thor is a very pretty man.

They animated that if you didn't know! It's in their Poetic Edda video. I'm fond of when Thor drank a lake or something on accident after being tricked by an illusionist when he was at his home.

Cheshire Waltz he drank quite a bit of the ocean and scared the illusionist lol

Slavic mythology: "You guys have records?"

@@vladprus4019 still cracks me up that Smites first slavic God is Chernobog

@@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 only*

@@mladen7641 Technically, Baba Yaga is also counted as a Slavic god in the game

@@hieuoan7766 but she's a folkloric witch not a god

Dwarves in norse mythology: *are also dark elves* well... sounds like hot Deverger are canon

Me: Short enough to be classed with dwarfism. As long as you don't stand up and/or use Tinder, I can confirm they're canon.

*Imagine a crossover episode where Loki meets Sun Wukong... The CHAOS that would ensue would be hilarious to watch.* ;)

@@youtubingjaguar5082 Loki and Sun Wukong:*meet* Everything in existence: *chuckles* I'm in danger

Calling it, Loki is the god of adhd. He is 100% out patron god. Why? Because he would totally enchant any person with adhd to have that tiny voice in the back of our brains constantly distracting us or egging us on to do something incredibly stupid

@@Butterpony Genderfluid, bisexual and neurodivergent. Truly the god I can get behind lol

@@cawareyoudoin7379 Loki is a mood lol

But then he'd just cause problems for the rehab staff.

And then the rest of the aesir would die out of sheer boredom. No, we'd better not.

Tecnically his intervention was having on of his sons morphed into a wolf and disebowling the other son and the intrails being Loki's bindings while a snake dripped venom into his eyes till raganarok started

Stardustdragon87 but what did that son do to get disemboweled? That always seemed overly harsh

Drama is easy stimulus. Gets that dopamine firing.

But I’m pretty sure it makes the assumption that each copy copies itself, which I don’t think is true. I think only the original dreipnir makes the copies

@@TransSappho It was in response to the hypothetical (from Odin) OF the copies also making copies.

Read the description

Well, she does have a degree in math. Better to put it to some use than regret it.

@@laurenkirby97 red has a degree in math?

Yeah, I think this is the version I've always heard too. Red calls them "sons of Invaldi" here so maybe the original is phrased in a way with multiple interpretations?

Its a norse myth, i always just assume theres another version of it since they pass those down by mouth.

Meow Meow Great nickname for Mjolnir

Yeah that's the version I'm familiar with

...did you just call Mjolnir "Meow Meow"? 😂

I think that the only Loki story people are anticipating more would be the one with the horse.

Well to be fair Thor was known for his short temper

@@arontuske9348 YES, thor was the original "redheads have a bad temper"

@@hefas842 that's why thor has red hair??? (Red's drawing, not marvel thor)

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Yes! Thor is very explicitly described as a redhead in the myths.

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Why Marvel make Thor's hair blonde?

The weird thing is, we're not sure if they were "Black elves" or not, because even Snorri couldn't keep it straight.

Celtic mythology: Allow us to introduce ourselves

*African mythology is heard faintly weeping in another room*

i would say pre colombine myths but i think albus win here

What's your name? Dazbog? Svarog?

@@sauron8838 He's Domovoi m8

Gremlin is exactly the word I was looking for! It’s perfect!

Exactly 😂

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@@ahmedamine24 😂

(Not klikbait)

OMG........ Do not try this at 3 am - Gaystation

In the hood! Gone SEXUAL!

😰😰😰 you will never expect what happened next 😲

Loki was an youtuber comfirmed

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

I could see them just chopping his head in half the mouth level and told Loki he could keep everything else

Loki didn't say they could damage his head. Just have it. It would have been rude of the dwarfs to damage something they won.

A Trickster that doesn't trick himself now and then is doing it wrong anyway.

From what I've read in the comments Loki enchanted his head to make it so his head couldn't be cut to get around that.

we honestly need MORE takes on dwarves that aren't short people with beards who mine

I really hope that this isn’t referring to what I think it’s referring to

@@lordoftheducks332 I'm pretty sure it is.

Loki is gender fluid and a shapeshifter, so not always.

Loki:" you still can't have the neck" Dwarf: "I doubt we'll find any neck to worry about" The rest of Asgard: XDD

OW OW OW OW OW

The first two were good things. Not the third one.

@@ametsunami4070 burn

@Jacob Sheehan The avengers deserve to burn.

@@ametsunami4070 damn, ya could've assassinated the producers from releasing avengers endgame

The first is good bc its one of the main stuff in Symphogear lore

He was dennis the menace in norse god version.

na thats the dwarfs reaction to the neck part

Christans: that's something Satan would say!

Loke: *changes into a lamb Lambe: "checkmate Charlenists"

@@silence_dais alright fine! I am satan! Are you happy now?!

Loki in cosplay: I DO WHAT I WANT

Loki: “I’m not dressed like Sat- oh gods I am! How did this happen?! Christians hiding their pens after changing the source material: “No idea.”

Loki in Loki: I cut your hair because I thought it would be funny. …I didn’t make that up, he said that word-for-word.

Comic Loki is actually much closer to his "real" depictions. Sure, he's literally the reason the Avengers were formed... But Loki's changed in every single way over the years. And, Marvel Comic spoilers (this won't ever be in the MCU) Loki's literally the Norse God who survived "Ragnarök" (Avengers/New Avengers/Last Days of Loki,) and he is actually a problem solver now, albeit he's never trusted. More spoilers below, this is recent. Except to Thor, who has taken Odin's throne. Loki straight up asked him "Would you trust me even as your enemy," and Thor says yes. And then Loki transforms into... some other Loki...

Berkley Pearl Well, as far as I can tell, Marvel Loki isn’t married, so that rules that interpretation out.

Nicholas Peters they were married in the comics for a while. But as far as I know from reading Blood Brothers, he cut Sif’s hair off because he was jealous that she had all of Thor’s attention and she was turning him against Loki.

@@ofthewilderwoods "Notice me Thor-senpai !"

@@nehmelzihiel More like "Thor-nii-san", isn't it?

The only Marvel re-telling I recall is where something went wrong with the forging process for Sif's new hair and, when she put it on, her hair turned black (hence why she is a brunette in the comics and any adaptations of them).

Holy crap, the folding boat resembles a stand ability from JJBA: Diamond Is Unbreakable! Specifically, the Enigma stand!