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@fatyoshi9993
@fatyoshi9993 4 года назад
"I can think of two yes or no answers just off the top of my head!" Such a simple joke but so damn funny.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 года назад
To be fair its only funny because of the setup.
@cantthinkofaname5231
@cantthinkofaname5231 3 года назад
@@zapkvr I think if you write it on its own it could be right at place in some classic monty python bit
@xhawkenx633
@xhawkenx633 3 года назад
@@zapkvr yeah like every other punchline in the history of jokes
@Tugboatpb
@Tugboatpb 2 года назад
Any interesting stories from Somerset Julie? Yes Simon? No
@Dayvit78
@Dayvit78 2 года назад
@@dombrandon3018 That's probably funny for people in England, but didn't understand. Mitchell and Webb seems to work for everyone around the world.
@geoffdillon4637
@geoffdillon4637 3 года назад
I think Raymond’s the great-grandson of Lord Flasheart.
@movieclipsvideos1781
@movieclipsvideos1781 3 года назад
I think that’s a great analogy
@leopold7562
@leopold7562 3 года назад
I hadn’t thought of that, but now you’ve thrown it out there I can’t unsee it. I wonder if Bob is his great grandma or is it another of his innumerable illegitimate love children?
@geoffdillon4637
@geoffdillon4637 3 года назад
@@leopold7562 It’s probably one of the many women who chained themselves to his railings and suffered a jet movement, just to get his vote.
@thedave8972
@thedave8972 3 года назад
By gum! So it is!!
@ratholin
@ratholin 3 года назад
I like a woman with a beard! Gives me something to hold onto! WOOF!
@MassiveBeaver
@MassiveBeaver 9 лет назад
I'd watch big talk if it was a real program
@shade01977
@shade01977 7 лет назад
Tom Bainbridge - Oh God, yes. (Pun intended.)
@surfinmuso37
@surfinmuso37 6 лет назад
Oh god, programs like these are a dime a dozen and all they do is talk, nothing else. It changes NOTHING. How about some action.
@SvenTviking
@SvenTviking 6 лет назад
Tom Bainbridge it’s a bit of a rip off from a Monty python sketch, “How to do it” “This week we’ll show you to build box girder bridges, how to make black & white people live in peace & harmony and how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese.”
@SvenTviking
@SvenTviking 5 лет назад
They’d get stuff sorted!
@jledragon
@jledragon 5 лет назад
Well funnily enough, there is "The big questions" on Sunday mornings, which covers religious topics
@J.L.Media.
@J.L.Media. 9 лет назад
last line is brilliant
@itsalljustimages
@itsalljustimages 5 лет назад
He said two yes or no answers... Could be one 'Yes, God exists' and number two 'No, God doesn't exist'.
@mkprocter882
@mkprocter882 4 года назад
@@itsalljustimages thanks it kinda makes sense when you think about it
@michaellavery4899
@michaellavery4899 4 года назад
What? He's sitting on the fence.
@Hithere-ek4qt
@Hithere-ek4qt 2 года назад
Only if you’re easily amused.
@shanustheanus
@shanustheanus 12 лет назад
"I can think of two 'yes or no answers'" could possibly be the best comedic retort i have ever heard.
@Hithere-ek4qt
@Hithere-ek4qt Год назад
Wow, you sure need to get out more
@shanustheanus
@shanustheanus Год назад
@@Hithere-ek4qt I mean, I'm not the one replying to an 11 year old comment, but sure. I'll try and take your advice on board.
@lorblauh
@lorblauh Год назад
@@shanustheanus Sooo... did you ever get out of wherever you were for 11 years? Yes or no answer.
@shanustheanus
@shanustheanus Год назад
@@lorblauh no. I'm still in wherever I was 11 years ago. Is that not normal?
@Mythraen
@Mythraen 2 месяца назад
​@@shanustheanusI think he's referencing "get out more." We should definitely keep this thread going for the rest of your life.
@David_Axelord
@David_Axelord 7 лет назад
If only someone could cut into a piece of fruit and answer this question once and for all...
@jadencm4862
@jadencm4862 7 лет назад
David Axelord maybe a watermelon, or a tomato...
@Yizak
@Yizak 7 лет назад
Well that can simply be explained by a case of genetic mutation- wait, not that!
@MegaSkiboy
@MegaSkiboy 6 лет назад
What does fruit have to do with anything?
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess 6 лет назад
MegaSkiboy A skit from one of Robert's and David's other series' (The Mitchell and Webb look I think) just search up 'Mitchell and Webb god watermelon' or something
@limepal14
@limepal14 6 лет назад
No
@dylanbarclay8217
@dylanbarclay8217 3 года назад
“OH MAKE THE TEA” gets me every time
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 года назад
Perfect line delivered with devastating precision
@Kirsten_is_cursed10
@Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 года назад
Wait, I always just assumed that was a real British saying 😅
@chrisjernigan1912
@chrisjernigan1912 2 года назад
@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Well now it is, I'm sure. I thought the same.
@maasro
@maasro 2 года назад
I actually thought he meant Make the T (as in T-off).
@Daydreamerputtosleep
@Daydreamerputtosleep 3 года назад
This sketch is perfection. Brilliant concept, packed full of jokes and funny oneliners, and every word and beat matters. No wasted time, just shockingly good
@BIZEB
@BIZEB 2 года назад
I came here, for the hundredth time, laughed, and then was about to write precisely the same thing.
@nicknic28292490
@nicknic28292490 2 года назад
It's just fast talk gibberish..
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 2 года назад
@@vladimirputin4822 Old type of music
@anya9669
@anya9669 Год назад
I don't know, he already wasted enough time saying balalaika
@ItsOnlyNiall
@ItsOnlyNiall Год назад
Simple yet complex comedy is rarely executed well. This is fuckin excellent
@masonlerner9342
@masonlerner9342 3 года назад
How is Johnson not more famous? At least famous enough to where I’d know his actual name. The man is a talent.
@weckar
@weckar 3 года назад
Paterson Joseph?
@Prawnsly
@Prawnsly 2 года назад
He's really fucking funny on Peep Show, great acting that totally caries the insane lines Mitchell and Webb wrote for him.
@benszemerenyi7113
@benszemerenyi7113 2 года назад
@@Prawnsly Mitchell and Webb didn't write peep show
@Prawnsly
@Prawnsly 2 года назад
@@benszemerenyi7113 You're right, but they did contribute. And the lines ARE insane.
@GROB-pz5tk
@GROB-pz5tk 2 года назад
He was in the Beach
@alexfxlll
@alexfxlll 3 года назад
I love that “don’t show your working” hahag
@adamdickinson2894
@adamdickinson2894 3 года назад
"I can think of two yes or no answers just off the top of my head" 😂😂😂
@luke-alex
@luke-alex 7 лет назад
-Well, there is no yes-or-no answer. -What! I can think of two yes-or-no answers, just off the top of my head! This is brilliant!
@JeroenDStout
@JeroenDStout 5 лет назад
Such a perfect punchline.
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 5 лет назад
One of the best lines ever written... :)
@bazzers
@bazzers 3 года назад
@@madnessbydesign1415 Definite top twenty; underappreciated in the world of argument comedy. Absolutely up there with "Look, this isn't an argument!" "Yes it is'.
@geoffdillon4637
@geoffdillon4637 3 года назад
@@bazzers And: “An argument isn’t just saying No it isn’t” “Yes it is.” “No it isn’t!”
@lolomydicks
@lolomydicks 3 года назад
It ties the skit together so well, I can't help but think they wrote it first and had to think of a way to make it all come together
@reconbravo104
@reconbravo104 10 лет назад
This perfectly sums up religious debates on the internet
@milesgreb9256
@milesgreb9256 10 лет назад
Not really.
@milesgreb9256
@milesgreb9256 10 лет назад
He exists like cloud strife does
@RuudJH
@RuudJH 10 лет назад
yes it's important provided you think it's important.
@DeJayHank
@DeJayHank 9 лет назад
What? This is literally the exact opposite.
@reconbravo104
@reconbravo104 9 лет назад
DeJayHank Well, I meant it more in the way Webb is the internet, since he's expecting to answer a question that people have debated since the dawn of mankind by making a single comment about it.
@williammacey7935
@williammacey7935 5 лет назад
One of them has an Academy Award now
@Bawbag0110
@Bawbag0110 3 года назад
And possibly a second one...she's nominated again
@mustafa1name
@mustafa1name 2 года назад
Fabulous energy from Robert Webb and the others provide the perfect toned-down contrast. Outstanding script. Bravo!
@aycoded7840
@aycoded7840 2 года назад
I know people have already stated their appreciation of this line already, but "I can think of to yes or no answers just off the top of my head", is just so hilarious.
@sporkafife
@sporkafife 12 лет назад
"Or were you playing me like a balalaika!"
@paulrouhan7288
@paulrouhan7288 3 года назад
Drum would do!
@vonteflon
@vonteflon 8 лет назад
1:08 Johnson!
@GenericUserName8119
@GenericUserName8119 8 лет назад
+vonteflon Are you a pathetic worthless punk?
@katzen3314
@katzen3314 8 лет назад
Lol, hi Abradolf Lincer.
@tannerboy1991
@tannerboy1991 6 лет назад
Sophies there too
@SocieteRoyale
@SocieteRoyale 6 лет назад
Johnson is here! Johnson is here!
@mikebott6940
@mikebott6940 5 лет назад
@@SocieteRoyale Now stick that in your dojo !
@GameToony
@GameToony 6 лет назад
"I can think of two yes or no answers just off the top of my head!" I've got to use that sometime
@bobxyzp
@bobxyzp Год назад
No one ever says “there are no yes or no answers,” though. They say “it’s not a yes or no question.”
@20thcenturygamer22
@20thcenturygamer22 29 дней назад
​@@bobxyzp well in that case it's numberwang
@me4901
@me4901 9 лет назад
I was about to comment, but then realized the comments thread are an amazing extension of the sketch itself. Mitchell and Webb and not simply awesome, they are META-AWESOME!
@UrangoDurango46
@UrangoDurango46 6 лет назад
Chrisfs m I’m gonna I’m gonna
@ralek592
@ralek592 4 года назад
@@UrangoDurango46 ?????? WHAT IS IT??
@8Rincewind
@8Rincewind 7 лет назад
That point about "There is no Yes or No answer is perfect."
@varunachar87
@varunachar87 6 лет назад
8Rincewind why, friend, why? Why would you put the close quotes there?
@Xandawesome
@Xandawesome 5 лет назад
I love the part where he said "Let's get this sorted. It was a really good quote and one of my personal favorites."
@18vallancel
@18vallancel 12 лет назад
Haha "I can think of two yes-or-no answers off the top of my head"
@cnelsonlv99
@cnelsonlv99 3 года назад
This is one of my favorite sketches!
@nakedmambo
@nakedmambo 12 лет назад
"Raymond Terrific"
@esquilax5563
@esquilax5563 3 года назад
01:09 this is *bollocks* Mark!
@stevejhkhfda
@stevejhkhfda 10 лет назад
pretty hilarious that people are actually arguing does god exist underneath this comedy sketch video...
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 9 лет назад
RU-vid. It's always a riot when one of the big troll topics comes up :)
@eoinh1
@eoinh1 4 года назад
No we aren't. Shove it.
@Pwwh0711
@Pwwh0711 3 года назад
@Dexhead Sorry to interrupt in an ever-so-slightly sheepish manner but...errr....I was!
@Tetricus57
@Tetricus57 3 года назад
@Dexhead Hello commenter from 10 months ago, the person you responded to made their comment 7 years ago. There was probably much more arguing when they first made their comment.
@Upstreamprovider
@Upstreamprovider 3 года назад
@@boiledelephant A lot of people use ironic to indicate what I would call a coincidence rather than understanding what it means...
@thegreatestoffools
@thegreatestoffools 14 лет назад
Aaah, I've gotta remember that "yes or no answers"-bit! Sheer comedy gold!
@moonflow5133
@moonflow5133 5 лет назад
Ah, a humorous and thoughtful commentary on the Media's superficial willingness to interrogate life's biggest questions in a short-form television enactment.
@Petrikau
@Petrikau 13 лет назад
That is a very nice reference to Monty Python's "The Great Debate" sketch.
@punchultimate
@punchultimate 5 лет назад
I've already wasted enough time saying balalaika when drum would do!
@balalaikabeginner
@balalaikabeginner 3 года назад
That was my favourite line haha
@NotoriousWhistler
@NotoriousWhistler 8 месяцев назад
I come and watch this video every time I hear the word balalaika.
@IgiWhiteman
@IgiWhiteman 4 года назад
Realizing all these people are in the Peep Show as well makes me happy for some reason.
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz 2 года назад
Tim I don't think was, although he was in horrible histories
@JDesch
@JDesch 9 лет назад
Brilliant sketch. Too bad those in the comment section didn't quite get the point.
@FishFreddy
@FishFreddy 7 лет назад
What did you expect from a RU-vid comment section? If you want a Harvard discussion then you focus on the wrong media.
@Rory99M
@Rory99M 6 лет назад
Why dont you explain it for us simpletons?
@PedroTricking
@PedroTricking 6 лет назад
+Miles Leavitt Damn, you're so smart boi. What's your IQ? I bet it's higher than Einstein's.
@NecumNaTo
@NecumNaTo 5 лет назад
What is that point?
@andzzz2
@andzzz2 4 года назад
That the angry man had a funny moustache?
@glebber8709
@glebber8709 14 лет назад
I can think of 2 "yes" or "no" answers OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!! xD that part killed meee!
@mathmusicstructure
@mathmusicstructure 11 лет назад
"i can think of two yes or no answers just off the top of my head" is one of the funniest things i've heard in a long time ahhahahaha.
@McPrfctday
@McPrfctday 12 лет назад
I really fancy that woman. Amazing teeth lips and eyes. She's like the English Tripplehorn (what ever that Waterworld actresses name is)
@wooddabers
@wooddabers 14 лет назад
C'mon, boffins! I've already wasted time saying "Balalaika" when "drum" would do! XD XD XD
@GarretsShadow
@GarretsShadow 11 лет назад
I can think of two yes or no answers off the top of my head! Hahaha classic
@hadorstapa
@hadorstapa 2 года назад
That is *not* how I thought that would go! Excellent!
@balalaikabeginner
@balalaikabeginner 2 года назад
I love this sketch
@PaulyFunk
@PaulyFunk 12 лет назад
OH, MAKE THE TEA!!!
@sardanaphalus
@sardanaphalus 10 лет назад
"Ohh, make the tea!!"
@the_joe_reynolds_foundation
@the_joe_reynolds_foundation 27 дней назад
"LET'S GET THIS SORTED!" -Gandalf
@dddgtsd
@dddgtsd 3 года назад
Heavy Chris Morris influence here - never a bad thing though.
@MrShepperson
@MrShepperson 9 лет назад
Nicky Campbell take note...
@Xocists
@Xocists 12 лет назад
I've noticed some people arguing over the "meaning" of this sketch and, assuming there is one, I think it's quite clever how there are probably multiple meanings. The calm, respectful sides, whilst they come across as more intelligent and realistic, are incredibly impractical because, as yer man says, the question is an unbelievably important one. However, his burning desire for simple answers (whilst it reflects our own, internal demand for satisfactory answers) just can't be satisfied.
@lucioledizerot196
@lucioledizerot196 2 года назад
I think this also reflects the state of debate today, where short sensationalism is preferred to longer more nuanced takes
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 2 года назад
actually this question is unbelievably unimportant, because knowing the answer doesn't really change anything. what kind of god? do they interact with the world? why should we care about what the god thinks? there's no evidence for any of these questions either. if a question can't be answered, it isn't worth asking.
@jan675
@jan675 2 года назад
@@VineFynn While i agree with most of what you said, history is littered with questions that couldn't be answered then, but have been since just because they where asked.
@lizardlegend42
@lizardlegend42 2 года назад
@@jan675 but the issue of a God is one that by its very nature can't be answered scientifically. It can't be disproven because any seeming contradiction is just handwaved by "God works in mysterious ways" or "Our human minds can't possibly comprehend his Grand plan". On the flipside no evidence can be found to support it because the claim is to the supernatural, so has no evidence in the natural observable world. It relies on faith, not fact. So therefore can't be answered on a factual basis
@TheSquareOnes
@TheSquareOnes 2 года назад
@@lizardlegend42 Yes, but that doesn't make it "unimportant." You two are rightfully pointing that we don't seem to be able to answer it and thus should assume we have an answer, but if the truth is that a supernatural entity was going to torture you for eternity if you didn't make the right decisions for the next few decades that would obviously be supremely important information for you to have. It sucks that we don't have it and half measures like Pascal's Wager don't actually solve the problem, but it's not "unimportant." It's only unimportant if you assume we're correct that the answer is no, but as has already been pointing out we're just assuming it based on a lack of ability to reach any other conclusion.
@MrTomehOfficial
@MrTomehOfficial 10 лет назад
"Alan Johnson, I think I'm in love."
@brandonmartin-moore5302
@brandonmartin-moore5302 5 лет назад
This is perfect.
@mantistoboggan5171
@mantistoboggan5171 9 лет назад
this question was answered by a melon in another sketch of theirs.
@wishingwell12345
@wishingwell12345 9 лет назад
Oh make the tea!
@Zeruel71
@Zeruel71 11 лет назад
Funniest thing I've read in a while, thanks!
@SgtLion
@SgtLion 10 лет назад
This is my favourite of Mitchell and Webb
@MuscleFlexChris
@MuscleFlexChris 5 лет назад
Raymond could have easily cast deciding vote but I guess that would be less fun ;) xD
@Knightfall8
@Knightfall8 6 лет назад
just checking on whether we've gotten this sorted yet
@jamessummers6366
@jamessummers6366 3 года назад
hahaha damn they shouldve made more of these
@horrisnorris6478
@horrisnorris6478 7 месяцев назад
This sketch has only got more accurate as time has gone on. I listened to about 5 minutes of LBC the other day and immediately thought of this
@fishyc150
@fishyc150 6 лет назад
It certainly is a yes/no answer. It's that people don't know the answer.
@euphoricatheist6694
@euphoricatheist6694 5 лет назад
In this moment, we are euphoric.
@Sokrabiades
@Sokrabiades 4 года назад
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, did it make a sound?
@chesterdonnelly1212
@chesterdonnelly1212 4 года назад
@@Sokrabiades probably a bird heard it.
@jaymiddleton1782
@jaymiddleton1782 4 года назад
RU-vid is watching YouToo no, it does not. Sound is an experience, an interpretation of vibrations, it requires an observer in order to exist. If no one is around to interpret vibration as sound, no sound is made. The tree would create a lot of vibrations, though.
@charlestownsend9280
@charlestownsend9280 3 года назад
@@Sokrabiades yes, the only difference is that no one was there to observe it but it doesn't mean that it would be any different from all the other times we have observed a tree or any solid object from falling. And until there is evidence to suggest otherwise every tree that falls makes a sound. Just like how until there is evidence to suggest otherwise there is no god/gods. The only other answer gets into whether something is a sound if no one hears it, which is more an argument about definition and interpretation of the question than anything else.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 года назад
When Rob says "What!" I could feel it. 1:20
@DealerCamel
@DealerCamel 5 лет назад
Because of this sketch I thought for years that a balalaika was a kind of drum.
@142doddy
@142doddy 5 лет назад
Wait it's not?
@mustafa1name
@mustafa1name 3 года назад
@@142doddy Of course not, it's the lyric to "Rocking all over the world"
@ScrapperTBP
@ScrapperTBP 12 лет назад
I am so using that response when somebody next tells me there isn't a yes or no answer!
@reellezahl
@reellezahl 8 лет назад
+BlitzTankTV Errrm, David Mitchell IS an agnostic. He's against the angry atheist and distances himself from them. The point of this sketch ist to point out how ridiculous unenlightened (= post Kritik der reinen Vernunft, Kant) black-and-white thinking, typical of the last few instant-this-that-and-the-other generations, is.
@mkprocter882
@mkprocter882 5 лет назад
I feel a figure in the public eye can make a huge difference to their popularity by being outspoken on being a theist or an atheist so to just say you are agnostic is probably the safe stance as you don't alienate either belief system. Agnostic is a silly stance though because nobody that believes in god and no atheist in the world KNOWS they are right it's about belief. I find it very hard to believe an Agnostic sits perfectly in the middle of the two arguments, you must either 'think I suspect there is a God' or 'It's too farfetched to believe in God'. In my experience most Agnostics are just Atheists that are avoiding offending people.
@kelpkelp5252
@kelpkelp5252 5 лет назад
A lot of people seem to misunderstand entirely how separate agnosticism and atheism is. One doesn't preclude the other. You can be an agnostic atheist you know. All that means is you don't currently believe there is a god because of the lack of evidence and therefore you cannot know one way or the other. Agnosticism is about knowledge and atheism is about lack of belief.
@warriorofwrestlingv3
@warriorofwrestlingv3 12 лет назад
I fucking love these sketches, I watch Question Time now and then, but if it was more like this it'd be compulsory viewing. Robert is fucking hilarious in this
@wgaule
@wgaule 6 лет назад
That was funny. Shame it wasn't longer. Make the video longer and make it longer now. I like long videos.
@josephfelixguez7745
@josephfelixguez7745 10 лет назад
lord flashheart
@billygaykid
@billygaykid 9 лет назад
Exactly what I thought!
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 7 лет назад
Woof!
@terencekent615
@terencekent615 3 года назад
The answer is....no ! There, that's sorted.
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 4 года назад
I love this skit so much. I yell "Let's get this sorted!" at people, but they don't get it. I pity them... :)
@slightlyinsaneFTW
@slightlyinsaneFTW 12 лет назад
I know. I was quoting from memory at the time though.
@Anttys_WeyTua_CTa_Eu986
@Anttys_WeyTua_CTa_Eu986 Год назад
Olivia Colman! The British are fortunate, even their sketch humour is acted by top talent.
@carlhartwell7978
@carlhartwell7978 3 года назад
On a serious note, I think the problem is in the framing of the question, what does it mean for something to *exist* in the first place? _sits back, legs crossed, in black leather cushioned chair and takes a long draw on cigarette holder whilst wistfully staring into middle distance_
@jameslawsonmessin
@jameslawsonmessin 9 лет назад
IT'S IM-POR-TANT!
@FatRakoon
@FatRakoon 12 лет назад
I can think of 2 yes or no answers...! Perfect!
@victorwalsh3506
@victorwalsh3506 5 лет назад
I can think of two answers just of the top of my head!
@sheolcodemonkey4027
@sheolcodemonkey4027 3 года назад
This is barely an exaggeration of a lot of actual interviewers
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 3 года назад
They have to counter people avoiding questions, especially after scandals and such
@UberOcelot
@UberOcelot 7 лет назад
Well, one of the yes or no answers is yes. But what's the other one?
@Moamanly
@Moamanly 2 года назад
That's an entirely different question.....
@bernieflanders8822
@bernieflanders8822 3 года назад
The host is identical in every way to Lord flash hard from black adder goes fourth 😂
@jaxguy822
@jaxguy822 13 лет назад
Best British sketch comedy since Monty Python.
@andrehitsoy
@andrehitsoy 10 лет назад
I actively believe that there isn't a yellow car parked outside my house right now (not looking out the window). I acknowledge the fact that there MIGHT be, as well as cars of any colour, but I've never seen a yellow car there, and statistically there's more of a chance of the spaces being filled with silver, white and black cars, so I choose to firmly place my bets on there NOT being a yellow car there. Atheist.
@emmaolsson1568
@emmaolsson1568 10 лет назад
Nope, agnostic
@jinofthethunder
@jinofthethunder 10 лет назад
Emma Olsson nope, atheist. and agnostic isn't an in between state between theist and atheist. its a dichotomy. you either accept the proposition that a god exists or you don't. former you are a theist, latter you are an atheist. theism addresses what you believe and gnosticism addresses whether you believe the claim is knowable. so a person can be a gnostic theist, an gnostic atheist, and agnostic theist or an agnostic atheist.
@jinofthethunder
@jinofthethunder 10 лет назад
*****... I'm an atheist, to be more specific an agnostic atheist. the quote you just posted supports my position. whether you believe that nothing is known or knowable about the existence of a god says absolutely nothing about whether or not you believe in a god.
@jinofthethunder
@jinofthethunder 9 лет назад
Terncote you either believe something or you don't. its a dichotomy. belief works like a dimmer switch. you have off (no belief at all) and then you have varying degrees of on (varying degrees of certainty of your beliefs) the atheist position is the off position. it doesn't have a belief that a god exists. it is not the positive assertion that a god does not exist. theists are people who accept the proposition that a god exists. deists are a subset of theists (they are still theists). they believe that a god exists but they don't believe that it currently interferes with reality. atheists people who don't accept the proposition that a god exists. anti-theists are a sub set of atheist (they are still atheists) but they adopt a position that god doesn't exist. all of these positions address the proposition whether or not you believe in god. gnosticism and agnosticism address a completely different claim. they don't address belief but knowledge. A gnostic says they know whether or not a god exists and they believe god claims are knowable. An agnostic says they don't know whether or not a god exists and they believe that god claims are unknowable. a person can be a gnostic theist, and gnostic atheist, and agnostic theist or an agnostic atheist.
@thiagodeandrade7081
@thiagodeandrade7081 4 года назад
At last, an enlightening theological discussion.
@baronburch6702
@baronburch6702 2 года назад
There is no such thing. Enlightenment requires reason, not faith.
@thiagodeandrade7081
@thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад
@@baronburch6702 To be fair, at least, he has (well, had 🙂)an army.
@qhsperson
@qhsperson 9 лет назад
This is why I tried listening to Moral Maze once and only once.
@keyboarddancers7751
@keyboarddancers7751 4 года назад
1:10 "Oh, make the tea!" Paxman on steroids!
@iang1119
@iang1119 7 лет назад
Captain Rik Mayall Flashard ?
@sabrinaevans7389
@sabrinaevans7389 7 лет назад
God does exist he lives in a church down the road.. So just go knock on the door any time of day or night and he will answer it. Lets see how many angry vicars we can create by late night door knocking.
@raystephenson606
@raystephenson606 6 лет назад
Sabrina Evans Vicars don't live in the church it's self
@MisterAppleEsq
@MisterAppleEsq 5 лет назад
+@@raystephenson606 If you knock loud enough, they'll hear you anyway.
@raystephenson606
@raystephenson606 5 лет назад
@@MisterAppleEsq they probably won't
@TurtleMC1993
@TurtleMC1993 2 года назад
Raymond terrific 👏
@lizardlenny
@lizardlenny 6 лет назад
"Come on guys, it's important!"
@Griffen__
@Griffen__ 5 лет назад
Olivia Coleman’s come a long way... 😂
@davideberhardt6150
@davideberhardt6150 6 лет назад
Love Robert Webb, but this part should have gone to Chris Morris.
@Krafton
@Krafton 6 лет назад
yes yes he's channelling him so hard in these segments haha
@returnoftheredeye
@returnoftheredeye 4 года назад
"You've lost the news!"
@FikiFirmansyah
@FikiFirmansyah 5 лет назад
spot-on
@JonnyCooper
@JonnyCooper 11 лет назад
Oh, make the tea!!!
@liftwell
@liftwell 8 лет назад
Donald Trump loves Big Talk
@jettrooper3rd930
@jettrooper3rd930 7 лет назад
Adrian Peace President-Elect Trump* :^)
@liftwell
@liftwell 7 лет назад
And the US gets the president it deserves. :)
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад
Khaine's Lair So, as stated above, the president the US deserves.
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад
Yeah, I know there are plenty of reasonable people in the US, just not enough to stop the country from going down the shitter. But hey, if you saw through Trump, you'll be quite welcome in other countries that respect democratic principles, instead of relying on the electoral college and gerrymandering to get nutjobs into positions of power.
@ConnorManleyEFC
@ConnorManleyEFC 6 лет назад
The biggest talk
@andrewfairborn6762
@andrewfairborn6762 2 года назад
Is there a God? Absolutely not.
@harryfaber
@harryfaber 2 года назад
Instead of asking to to define what is a 'god', how about contemplating this: I say that there is a God, you say that there isn't, let us assume that we arm firm in those beliefs and hold them unto or maybe after death. If you are right, neither of us can say 'told you so', if I am right, you won't be around when I say 'told you so'. I suspect that I won't see you in Church on Friday.
@andrewfairborn6762
@andrewfairborn6762 2 года назад
@@harryfaber giving me a messed up version of Pascal’s wager isn’t going to help you in this instance. The Christian God is not logically possible. The bible alone disproves his omni-benevolent nature.
@andrewfairborn6762
@andrewfairborn6762 2 года назад
@@harryfaber you assuming you have the right God? How would you know that?
@hilariousname6826
@hilariousname6826 2 года назад
Who asked you?
@yilmazh3127
@yilmazh3127 2 года назад
This is me to my brain when studying for an exam
@Pirate44444
@Pirate44444 12 лет назад
Wow thank you! I was really interested in knowing your opinion!
@OB-806
@OB-806 9 лет назад
"OH MAKE THE TEA!" Correct response to agnostics.
@HeatyFrog
@HeatyFrog 9 лет назад
Sorry that we're getting on with our lives
@OB-806
@OB-806 9 лет назад
HeatyFrog You're worthless to all debate and discussion on the topic. You're totally extraneous. Every agnostic ever could die without the debate losing anything. Thus, go make the tea for the people actually trying to answer important questions rather than shrugging their shoulders and going "iunno lol"
@HeatyFrog
@HeatyFrog 9 лет назад
Josh O'Brien The discussion itself is worthless. You won't ever progress because it's a question that can't be answered. That's what agnosticism is, you must be using the primary school R.E. definition
@OB-806
@OB-806 9 лет назад
HeatyFrog lol trying to answer questions is so dumb we should just be okay with no knowledge lol First of all, being agnostic on its own is impossible. I'm an agnostic athiest, as are most. Gnosticism and Agnosticism are epistemological claims separate from the belief inherent in Theism/Athiesm. You can be an Agnostic Athiest. i.e "I don't think there's a god but I'm not 100% certain" or an Agnostic Theist i.e "I think there's a god but I'm not 100% certain" But it is ALWAYS important to try to solve problems and answer questions. Only a child would disagree.
@HeatyFrog
@HeatyFrog 9 лет назад
Josh O'Brien Well let me know when you reach a conclusion. People have been trying for thousands and thousands of years but I'm sure we'll get there soon. I'll leave you to stress over your "important questions" and the rest of us will just keep messing around with science and medicine and all that trivial nonsense
@Necrobadger
@Necrobadger 5 лет назад
When tasked with a question based on something it's impossible to prove, you have to go with the most likely answer, regardless of anyone's feelings or ideals. So no, there is not a god, that is the absolute answer until new information becomes available. Easy.
@cnelsonlv99
@cnelsonlv99 3 года назад
You kind of glossed over the important part there... "the most likely answer." You have just kind of concluded a priori that is the most likely answer, without anything to back it up... which puts the topic right back to where it started.
@RufiaOrSomething
@RufiaOrSomething 11 лет назад
In which case you recognise that this is a serious issue and therefore should be addressed both sensibly and seriously. Good. Glad we could reach an understanding.
@Pricelessmile
@Pricelessmile 2 месяца назад
"Oh make the tea" is my phone alarm sound. It's so weird, it sounds like an alarm is going off mid video and it's not actually his voice it's the weirdest shit ever
@NeosimianSapiens
@NeosimianSapiens 11 лет назад
I generally dislike it when somebody in the comments merely quotes a good line from the video, but I'm still going to say that I really REALLY love that line: "I can think of TWO Yes or No answers off the top of my head!" I literally LOL'd at that one.
@sirprintalot
@sirprintalot 5 лет назад
OSCAR WINNER Danielle
@kayvee256
@kayvee256 11 лет назад
I guess that the really important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both sides of the question. Well done.
@thomasamos9756
@thomasamos9756 3 года назад
This is essentially Piers Morgan's career
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