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Bi Han: "You lost to a robot? Ha! What a loser.". Godzilla: "Be grateful Kong killed it so that it won't come at your butt!". Geras: "Ha! Butts.". Godzilla: "Fire against ice? That would be easy.". Bi Han: "You mean as easy as how Mecha-Godzilla kicked your butt?". Godzilla: "What the fu...". Geras: "Whoa, ice boy. Take it easy.". Bi Han: "Question. Are you a virgin?". Godzilla: "I don't care. I already have two sons, you succubus butt-licker". Geras: "Ha! Butt-licker.". Bi Han: "I AM NOT A BUTT-LICKER! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!". Godzilla: "Your father should be ashamed of you.". Bi Han: "Says a guy whose eldest son looked like an idiot.". Godzilla: "SHUT UP!". Geras: "Whoa, Bi Han. Do you really have balls to talk to the King of Monsters like that?". (NOTE: Godzilla here, in my own imagination, sounds like Patrick Seitz). Bi Han: "Only 80% and everyone still thought that you were the biggest loser they had ever known.". Eren Yeager: "Ugh. I wish that i can hate Mikasa and my friends even more so that i don't have to worry about killing them.". Geras: "Only if you are more willing to say 'please, Mr. Geras, the mightiest conqueror of all women, including Mikasa Ackermann, Historia Reiss, and Carla Yeager' to me, young man.". Eren Yeager: "You think you can hurt and kill me, the Attack-Founder-Warhammer Titan shifter?". Bi Han: "Because i am not a virgin anymore and you died like one!". Geras: "Lame. How does that even make sense?". Bi Han: "Your manga sucks ass!". Eren: "Ask Isayama. That was never my fault.". Geras: "Fun fact: MAPPA did the ending a little bit better than Isayama did.". Eren Yeager: "No future but all i had already seen should be a reality.". Bi Han: "You mean like where your stepsister killed you?". Eren Yeager: "SHUT UP!". Geras: "Ha! Spoiler alert.". (NOTE: In my own imagination, Bi Han's model is a base for Eren's character mod, because Bi Han's ice magic is like Warhammer's crafting magic, but Warhammer Titan is not based on ice).
@@CrimsonKnight42069 The intro for Season 2 of CrimsonKnight's MK1 AI Intros Videos: Oh, (censored)! Here we go again. Anyway, there was a rumour or legend about an Asian punk from Shaolin Ghetto who became a god because he and some farmer, who acted like he was Thor but from China and without a hammer, made up and became friends again, years after they made the worst mistakes that (censored)ed up their lives. LOL. And i think/thought that was so gay. He also met a woman who looked like she was Saitama's mom, but there was one thing that distinguished her from Saitama, and made her even more unstoppable than just one punch. She could control an omnipotent hourglass that didn't really look like a (censored) woman's hip, which was actually what hourglasses always looked like. The Shaolin punk combined the powers of pyrokinesis, bill-free electricity, and the kickassery of either Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee into one awesome (censored) that (censored)ed her in the (censored). And then, he stole her hourglass, so that he could use it to do whatever the (censored) he wanted, and that no one could ever (censored)ing tell him what to do, like he was someone else's (censored), but that was such a gigantic (censored). I, Bi Han, had already won my own character's arcade mode of Mortal Kombat 11, as the shadow of my former self, Noob Saibot. After (censored)ing the hourglass (censored)'s (censored) up from behind, I claimed her hourglass, using it to turn myself back into the sexiest man alive I ever was, kill all of those (censored)s from Shirai Ryu before they even found Shirai Ryu for the first time, and bring Lin Kuei back to its former glory. As for Kuai Liang, I also turned him into looking like Scorpion, so that I could use him as my (censored) whom I could always take all of my anger out on, because I never really liked both Scorpion and Kuai Liang at all. If you wonder why Liu Kang and Geras were still titans and alive, yes, I used the hourglass to find them, (censored) them up in their (censored)s, and turn them all into my unquestionable slaves with the powers of my alpha Lin Kuei male chad badassery and also my hourglass, so that none of them would ever (censored) dare to be able to rebel against me someday. With the powers of the hourglass within my control, nothing can ever stand in my way, but right now, there is one goal that I have always wanted to achieve. It is to steal your money, your mom, and your wife. (Very loud, maniacal laugh.). Me: What do you think about it? Do you like it?
@@CrimsonKnight42069 The shorter but more improved version of the intro for Season 1 or Season 2 of CrimsonKnight's MK1 AI Intro Videos: Bi Han: "Oh, shoot! Here we go again. Anyway, there was once a god who was definitely Thor, but from China and minus a hammer. He transformed his friend, a Chinese warrior from a Shaolin Temple, into a new god so that the warrior could fight a woman who had incredible powers of an hourglass that surpassed nearly everything. The warrior defeated her with the combined powers of fire, bill-free electricity, and Jeet Kune Do, claiming her hourglass. However, it was actually I, Bi Han, formerly known as Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat 11, who claimed the hourglass by winning Mortal Kombat 11's arcade mode. I killed the hourglass witch, took her hourglass, and used it to restore my humanity, eliminate my enemies, restore the glory of Lin Kuei, turn Kuai Liang into another Scorpion for some reason, and gain control over other titans like Geras and Liu Kang.". Liu Kang: "Oh, hell no!". (The video stops.) Geras: "Hey, asshole! That's not what really happened!". Bi Han: "Oh, piss off!". Liu Kang: "Oh, come on, Bi han. I thought that we are business partners.". Bi Han: "But I am the one with the hourglass, not either of you. What are you gonna do about it? Talking about my mom?". (Short Pause) Geras: "Oh, dang it. He might know our weaknesses. Let's just leave, then.". Liu Kang: "Yeah. Whatever, man.". (Liu Kang and Geras leave Bi Han's room, but one of them also crudely farts before the other slams the room's door shut.) Bi Han: "(sighing). Anyway.". (The video continues.) Bi Han: "With the hourglass in my possession, I believe that I can conquer everything and everyone, including your money, your mom, and your wife. (Very loud, maniacal laugh.)". (Post Credit Style Ending.). Sareena: "Bi Han?? I can hear you from outside your room, you know?! What are laughing at?! Don't tell me that you are planning to get away from me forever, right?!". Bi Han: "ffffFFUU.....".
@@CrimsonKnight42069 @CrimsonKnight42069 The shorter but more improved version of the intro for Season 1 or Season 2 of CrimsonKnight's MK1 AI Intro Videos: Bi Han: "Oh, shoot! Here we go again. Anyway, there was once a god who was definitely Thor, but from China and minus a hammer. He transformed his friend, a Chinese warrior from a Shaolin Temple, into a new god so that the warrior could fight a woman who had incredible powers of an hourglass that surpassed nearly everything. The warrior defeated her with the combined powers of fire, bill-free electricity, and Jeet Kune Do, claiming her hourglass. However, it was actually I, Bi Han, formerly known as Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat 11, who claimed the hourglass by winning Mortal Kombat 11's arcade mode. I killed the hourglass witch, took her hourglass, and used it to restore my humanity, eliminate my enemies, restore the glory of Lin Kuei, turn Kuai Liang into another Scorpion for some reason, and gain control over other titans like Geras and Liu Kang.". Liu Kang: "Oh, hell no!". (The video stops.) Geras: "Hey, asshole! That's not what really happened!". Bi Han: "Oh, piss off!". Liu Kang: "Oh, come on, Bi han. I thought that we are business partners.". Bi Han: "But I am the one with the hourglass, not either of you. What are you gonna do about it? Talking about my mom?". (Short Pause) Geras: "Oh, dang it. He might know our weaknesses. Let's just leave, then.". Liu Kang: "Yeah. Whatever, man.". (Liu Kang and Geras leave Bi Han's room, but one of them also crudely farts before the other slams the room's door shut.) Bi Han: "(sighing). Anyway.". (The video continues.) Bi Han: "With the hourglass in my possession, I believe that I can conquer everything and everyone, including your money, your mom, and your wife. (Very loud, maniacal laugh.)". (Post Credit Style Ending.). Sareena: "Bi Han?? I can hear you from outside your room, you know?! What are laughing at?! Don't tell me that you are planning to get away from me forever, right?!". Bi Han: "OH, SHI...".
Since Homelander is coming to the game, i wanna see funny AI intros for him. Smoke: "Could you stop pissing everywhere? You only use the toilet. Homelander: "I'm Homelander and i can do whatever the fucking fuck i want!"
Here' a suggestion: Bi-Han: Forklift Certified?! That makes you even more gayer! Shang Tsung: You won't be talking for long when I elevate you so high you wouldn't even breathe
Bi Han: "You lost to a robot? Ha! What a loser.". Godzilla: "Be grateful Kong killed it so that it won't come at your butt!". Geras: "Ha! Butts.". Godzilla: "Fire against ice? That would be easy.". Bi Han: "You mean as easy as how Mecha-Godzilla kicked your butt?". Godzilla: "What the fu...". Geras: "Whoa, ice boy. Take it easy.". Bi Han: "Question. Are you a virgin?". Godzilla: "I don't care. I already have two sons, you succubus butt-licker". Geras: "Ha! Butt-licker.". Bi Han: "I AM NOT A BUTT-LICKER! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!". Godzilla: "Your father should be ashamed of you.". Bi Han: "Says a guy whose eldest son looked like an idiot.". Godzilla: "SHUT UP!". Geras: "Whoa, Bi Han. Do you really have balls to talk to the King of Monsters like that?". (NOTE: Godzilla here, in my own imagination, sounds like Patrick Seitz). Bi Han: "Only 80% and everyone still thought that you were the biggest loser they had ever known.". Eren Yeager: "Ugh. I wish that i can hate Mikasa and my friends even more so that i don't have to worry about killing them.". Geras: "Only if you are more willing to say 'please, Mr. Geras, the mightiest conqueror of all women, including Mikasa Ackermann, Historia Reiss, and Carla Yeager' to me, young man.". Eren Yeager: "You think you can hurt and kill me, the Attack-Founder-Warhammer Titan shifter?". Bi Han: "Because i am not a virgin anymore and you died like one!". Geras: "Lame. How does that even make sense?". Bi Han: "Your manga sucks ass!". Eren: "Ask Isayama. That was never my fault.". Geras: "Fun fact: MAPPA did the ending a little bit better than Isayama did.". Eren Yeager: "No future but all i had already seen should be a reality.". Bi Han: "You mean like where your stepsister killed you?". Eren Yeager: "SHUT UP!". Geras: "Ha! Spoiler alert.". (NOTE: In my own imagination, Bi Han's model is a base for Eren's character mod, because Bi Han's ice magic is like Warhammer's crafting magic, but Warhammer Titan is not based on ice).
Hehehehe Holy Fluff this was super funny and wild this is just golden keep up the amazing work like always CrimsonKnight Universe here's my Spiecal Love and Happiness Hearts you deserve them~ 🤍>w