Mobile Servers are Almost Braindead (G&B) 

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Was playing in a mobile server witnessed a priest and a sapper solo the burning attic part of copenhagen together while everyone else was dead

Mobile player speaking. When I first got in the game (Last December) I didn't know I was getting teleported to mobile servers, so I thought I was playing on ordinary PC servers. And after playing a few hours, I thought the whole G&B community had a half brain. Then I realized I was getting teleported to brain dead mobile servers.

As a mobile user I legit have to look for a pc servers every time i play because some mobile players don’t even know they exist lol

Mobile players: melee a bomber , selfish when they are close to win , dont save people , doesn’t know what to do in new or other maps and be brave but then died for a dumb reason

I tried playing on my phone once. It was rather traumatic

Once a time I joined a mobile server. Then a single zapper somehow killed the entire team O_O

"MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL MORONS! I give them everything they need to survive and they still die and it's not because I'm a bad teammate, I'm a very good teammate. It's because they're stupid! And when the match ends they go "oh why didn't you heal us enough". Why didn't you teach yourself how to aim? It's their fault the team died not mine"-an angry french surgeon

Being a mobile sapper player is so hard strictly bc ppl dont know to shoot bombers and it blows all the shit i built up, so i just feel like a single mother of 19 trying to make sure my kids dont get kidnapped or murked by the weirdos at the walmart .

Bro was so sick from the average mobile servers he forgo he was an officer

Genuinely laughed at the entire video. I genuinely expected you to have atleast 9k with the effort and g&b mobile comedy.

I was once in a mobile server where 1 surgeon died to a horde of shambs cus no one bothered to save him, then he turned into a runner and solo'd the entire team

I swear my team will simultaneously agree to not have a sapper on a map that heavily relies on it such as Copenhagen, and kaub like Wth

THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS PLAY ON PC SERVERS WHENEVER I PLAY G&B

As an mobile player it is true,all the allegations of players being trash is correct I've seen many people mindlessly melee bomber

Im a mobile player and i can confirm this is how they play, once i played one server that had people killing themselves and literally spinning at people who got grabbed by runners

"I need medical assistance!" *guy flies out of nowhere* SURPRISE.

I can only play mobile. I have learned the definition of masochism.

This feels like an unreleased nature documentary.

Tip for hitting bombers: Aim for the actual zombie instead of the barrel.

It hard to find simple and fun videos now a days because of that am subscribing to you

1:38 somehow hitting boomber from the wall is a tip for solo:3

I'm a mobile player and believe me when I say you're going to need 16+ players if you want to win a round or at least have PC players join you to win objectives because at least 4 of your teammates are going to meele a bomber or get muckbanged by zombies and no one bothered to help em.

As a mobile player that has old guard, this is like my everyday experience💀

As a mobile player who isn't braindead and has unlocked old guard and priest. I dont really switch on every server unlike those other mobile players expecting PC players to actually help them and i just play the same mobile server for hours until the worst team get replaced by the mobile players who aren't brain dead like i am but this video still made me laugh because of the behaviour of the new brainded mobile players. And i only have less skill issues than them but i am really dissapointed on our own mobile servers

As a mobile player, im ashamed of the other mobile player, i become a priest then someone shot a bomber next to me Edit : im so done with mobile servers, i played another round earlier, become a priest yet again, and oh boy either my team is braindead, dumb, or blind. I got pinned by a runner and they just go to the next objective

As a mobile player that switched to pc, I was GENUINELY surprised that my teams were *actually* competent. I didn’t think I’d ever seen players this good in my entire time at mobile compared to pc

Mobile users commenting about switching servers: 60% People commenting hate on mobile users: 40% People commenting how good mobile users really are: 0%, nil, n/a basically non existent

As a mobile player, I sometimes feel like I’m a refugee leaving mobile servers and going to pc camps

As a mobile user who knows how to do stuff. we are neglected by g&b devs because every time I join a server, it will send me to the mobile server and make my life miserable

"FUCK IT, I'MA SOLO IT" basically me on every endless server when the team starts losing

As a mobile player,playing in a mobile server is just like forcing kindergarten kill zombies

As a mobile player who has every single achievement (except alone at the edge of the world), the level of incompetence of the Mobile players disgusts me. I once played a vardøhus mobile server, i ended up being the only medic. Fast forward to the bridge part, THE ONLY TWO SAPPERS DIED. Only me and like 8 people were left. And because the sapper died, we all died. Also, SOME GUY LITERALLY LIT UP THE LIGHTHOUSE EARLY. And because i was literally so mad at the sappers for somehow dying early, i started yelling at them, and then the ENTIRE SERVER said “Well y u no be sapper?” BECAUSE I HAD TO BE THE ONLY MEDIC!!!!! That was the point where i realized i could only get somewhere by ONLY playing PC servers. Oh yeah, i can confirm the melee bomb thing to be true.

this is like a challenge or smthing? because it would be hell seeing a mobile player being incompetent

I Remember once that I was in mobile server in San Sebastián, When we go to Downstairs to get the Barrels and Hay, 10 or 12 People Literally Jump Off the Downstairs and Broke their Legs and there’s lots of Zombies eating them and there’s a musician HIDING BEHIND THE CANNON and He Die

As a Mobile player, We decrease our brains by 50% to have less reaction speed against bombers.

I actually think me and my friend are the smartest mobile players in guts and blackpowder

Once upon a time i was a mobile player that was the only smart guy but that one seaman....... Edit: (Bro my team be braindead bro just left me die protecting them as a sapper 10 yr old me was questioning life bro😭😭😭😭)

2:15 fun fact. Double barrel pistol has 2 gun barrels. Right barrel are not neat, but left barrel are neat. And that fact also says about horse artillery pistol

I was sadly born as a mobile specimen, however, i manage to scape to PC/Console kingdoms once in a while, if i confess i am a mobile specimen i will get descriminated, but i can blend in as i am a special "pro" specimen. Still it is better than our inferior Kingdoms and our lack skill.

Mobile player here, i agree with you, They keep ringing the bell in warsaw or what map EVEN though we weren't ready aswell talk to jean aswell when we weren't ready, I'm sorry G&B community💀.

Smartest mobile server

I once saw a runner kill 3 dudes while there were our main group next to them

Average mobile 7 yrs old playing on their mom’s phone belike💀 I always have to search for pc server as a mobile player

I choose mobile endless only to watch newbies get mauled😮

I went to a mobile server i got tackled by a runner 1 foot away from somone and instead of using the sabre he reloaded i died and he missed THE SHOT AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BLAME ME

Yeah one problem Being in mobile server they don't care They just wanna escape For badges mostly

Every time i join a mobile server they are really blind even a bot is better than a mobile player

As a mobile player myself either you find a server with the most intelligent people or people that literally have sunscreen and peanuts for a brain

As a professional mobile player myself, it's safe to say that most of my teammates are not good and that I go to pc servers so I can find good players

As a mobile player myself that plays guts and black powder I say this is true I sometimes hit bombers accidentally and others just hit bombers a lot I don’t know why

whenever you get getting eaten by the zombies the mobile players get scared and they dont even save you they just back away

0:29 It is like that in all types of servers lil bro

As a mobile player thats pretty good at the game, i once tried to join a mobile server and we did San Sebastian, THE WHOLE TEAM DIED ON THE GUNPOWDER PART

me on moblie: *completes every map and clutches* excuse me?

One time I was playing and half my team broke there leg at the stairs 💀

peak mobile server expierence

I’m just glad the devs allow us to join PC/Console to escape the 9 year old iPad kids

Happy 1 month anniversary 🎉🎉🎉

I meleed a bomber while activating the charge, basically a Japanese tactic

I feel like the main reason mobile servers are bad is because of how uncomfortable the controls are.

as an mobile player, I can confirm this is what we do.

0:01 Yo how do you get that text bubble texture

As a mobile user this very accurate for me

As a mobile player, I can confirm i have skill issues and crippling mentality

10 days into posting videos on RU-vid and you're already with 445 subscribers! (including me), hope you luck and I wish for you to get more popular, you're a good trainer at G&B and you've helped lots of people!!!

As an ipad player, I will tell you this: every 15 man server has 3 man, 4 including you, who's decent. The rest of them on their phones can't see anything with chat open.

i watched 2 sappers build baricades whilst i got ambushed by a runner and a zapper

One time runner actually killed the whole team in kaub one by one but the last guy finally survived and a bomber approached him and he meleed it.

I was in a mobile server once, it was endless Hougoumont, forgot the wave. But i distinctly remember two Seaman shoot two blunderbuss shots at a single zapper, AND THEY MISSED, CLOSE RANGE. They then reloaded instead of using their melees and one of em died, and also, THEY WERE THE TWO PEOPLE LEFT STANDING.

as someone who used to play mobile normally, I apologize for the mobile players that all share a single braincell

I like to believe they are rather troll than braindead.

I somehow got this on my shorts feed

as a mobile player yes mobile server are mostly dumb i seen 7 commander got killed by a zapper

once when i was playing with my friend (mobile) i was on pc, i was the only one who had priest unlocked, we were playing kaub, we got the supplies for the cart, pulled down the barricade, I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS PUSHING THE CART, i died and they were just defending from zombies, that was the part when u needed to fire the canon to get to the castle

Me a mobile user watching people stand near the water buckets doing nothing in Copenhagen: 😐

As an mobile player, I confirm that their brain are dead. I told that don't melee the bombers or shoot near teammates but yeah, THEY SHOOT💀

They are playing on phones and tablets and stuff. Incredibly hard to play with (or maybes I just think that since I never use mobile)

As a mobile player, I can confirm they suck like actually because they all shoot more planks than grandpas.

As a mobile player with a little over 80 hours, I can confirm most mobile players do the exact opposite of what they should do (don’t save players, always getting grabbed, somehow not realizing the zombie holding a barrel with an obvious hissing sound explodes)

As a mobile player (With Dur ;-;) I can safely say I've seen bombers melee'd, ignoring grabbed players, surgeons trying to heal with zombies behind them, fifers not using the metronome, and a LOT of games lost to a player starting the round when sappers aren't ready. However, I can say by the grace of matchmaking, I've found the BEST squads. Though tbh it's a MASSIVE roll of the dice.

I'm a mobile player.One time in Vardohus ending part,I WAS LITERALLY GETTING CHOKED TO DEATH WHILE THE SAPPER KEPT BUILDING BEHIND ME

As a mobile user, it is not that we melee bombers Its that A SEAMAN SHOT IT WHILE WE WERE NEAR

I like to go into small mobile servers (on my pc) and pretend I'm a mobile players, and then end up like clutching a map or something. The amount of glaze I get for it is the reason I do it. I have such a big ego. On a separate note, I once joined a mobile endless server with like 3 people, and I kid you not, it was wave 35 and someone was doing it SOLO. I'm guessing he was someone like me, but if he wasn't, that might have been the most cracked mobile player to ever exist.

i think mobile players are adorable, they don't see anything all of everything and can't move at the same performance as a pc, so sometimes saving them while they are overwhelmed feels like "There you go, lil guy" at least until they aren't able to render other teammates or something and let them die

to seek refuge and avoid the braindeadness of the mobile server, i switch to pc servers and also connect my phone to a controller so i can have better controls and not be braindead

Yes. Every single mobile server is absolutely braindead

As a mobile player, yes mobile servers are literally braindead that's why I'm always in the PC servers😂

I have a story abt a mobile server i got tackled by a runner and the mobile player just looked at me dying for 2 seconds then STARTED RELOADING INSTEAD OF USING MEELE then i died after that he just stood there next to my body watching the horde coming to him without doing anything

technically it’s possible to solo San Sebastián :troll:

Mobile server are blind bro, the red-eyed got me but THAT FREAKING INFRANTRY INFRONT OF ME DIDN’T KILL THE RED-EYED

Most Mobile Players have a habit of falling back and they don't even bother pushing most of the time which is why they lose

5:25 Apparently the barrel does not count as a hitbox I discovered it while playing kaub and I shot a bomber barrel twice

Im a mobile player, and when I join Mobile Servers, my god do they suck. THEY MELEE BOMBERS, USE THEIR FIREARMS ALL THE TIME, I REMEMBER SEEING A GUY NOT HELPING ME WHEN I WAS GETTING MAULED BY A RUNNER IN SAN. THEY ARE SO USELESS.

I was playing on a mobile server and then I read someone saying "mobile servers are horrible, they don't save you when a runner catches you." After a few minutes, playing San Sebastian, after the barrels exploded I was grabbed by 2 zombies (they jumped off the stairs) very close to the place where the zombies spawns, and after uhh... 8 seconds of "help" and "brother "Did you let me die?" the guy who said he was playing sapper, saw everything and said "YES", "I don't want to risk dying" I told him: "But what a risk bro, you could have saved me." he didnt answered me. The biggest bruh moment i experienced in mobile servers

I’m a mobile player in G&B, and it feels like when I play I’m the only who helps my teammates while the rest just watch them die, it’s truly disappointing. :/

Mobile player here. The survival rates here are so low that actually winning an objective map is like a blessing... if we ignore the fact that less than half of the server actually survives.

As a mobile user I have walked into a tiny room and accidentally hit a bomber so many times that it’s annoying now, not to mention that most of the time when a doctor tries to heal you IT DOESN’T ALLOW YOU TO ACCEPT, so you have to sit there for 5 minutes just for it to work 😭

7:07 top 5 scary jumpscare

I play mobile and I am the guy who murders half the zombies while my teammates just chill in the building also I only die to runners that somehow get past my sword or accidentally melee a barrel