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A compilation of every James Acaster moment in Mock the Week's Scenes We'd Like To See

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@brentcrude8565
@brentcrude8565 5 лет назад
Dara and Ed totally losing their shit at the "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop" joke is hands down one of the best moments in the show's history.
@phil3038
@phil3038 4 года назад
It was so funny I had to run down stairs and show the mrs. She did not laugh, not even a smile. Ive already tried a shock collar and now im using up valuable space in my basement. Shall I divorce her, or arrange an accident.
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
Phil the accident is cheaper. However it happens, she cannot be allowed to stay in your house now you know she doesnt think robobongocuckoocop is funny.
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
My all time favourite joke.
@tylerpifer5966
@tylerpifer5966 3 года назад
@Arty Bookworm watch the whole joke one more time. Carefully.
@Mizmaaa
@Mizmaaa 3 года назад
Part man - cop (a policeman) Part machine - robo Part bird - a cuckoo bird Part drum - a bongo drum It creates Robobongocuckoocop. It's a joke on movie titles such as Robocop.
@markdelej
@markdelej 6 лет назад
Unlikely chat up lines: James Acaster: “Your father must’ve been a thief, and I’m gunna catch him if its the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison” Genius
@LostOlympusStudios
@LostOlympusStudios 6 лет назад
markdelej love is blind and so am I so let me feel your face so I know you’re not a munter
@user-ky9vg2xd7o
@user-ky9vg2xd7o 5 лет назад
i dont understand this one and it stresses me!! Can you please explain??
@joewax7982
@joewax7982 5 лет назад
It's just dumb, random and unexpected. The epitome of James
@lukebox2241
@lukebox2241 5 лет назад
Lost Olympus Studios what does he mean by munter?
@ZoeThomson00
@ZoeThomson00 5 лет назад
@@lukebox2241 Facial deformity maybe?
@imchayanger9526
@imchayanger9526 5 лет назад
Everyone turns into James as they approach the mic
@Abigart69
@Abigart69 5 лет назад
Sir Real that comment is fuck’n amazing
@miyutakahada5691
@miyutakahada5691 5 лет назад
Most underrated comment I've seen
@murrykong7545
@murrykong7545 6 лет назад
“If you have any information about this crime or any other crime, *keep your mouth shut, snitches get stitches BRRRP BRRRP* “ one of the most brilliant things I’ve heard xD
@FreakHarryPotter
@FreakHarryPotter 5 лет назад
Which of the following is a quote by James Acaster? A: We will fight them on the beaches.
@Sammie1053
@Sammie1053 4 года назад
C: (laughter)
@s.e.b9341
@s.e.b9341 4 года назад
Goddamn I love Goddamn I love these peaches
@MasterJakeStudios
@MasterJakeStudios 6 лет назад
"Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cup" "goddamn I love these peaches" "Dr. Jesus Pepper" he absolutely rips this round up, I swear
@Yeeguss
@Yeeguss 6 лет назад
Cop*
@abigaile1723
@abigaile1723 6 лет назад
And don't forget my favourite: Tickety Ted the Time-Telling Bitch!
@joemurray2523
@joemurray2523 6 лет назад
Made so much better by how funny Dara found it!
@BigWelshMike
@BigWelshMike 6 лет назад
You know you've said a "funny" when you manage to floor a few of the others. It still makes me laugh every single time. :D
@katiewilding9980
@katiewilding9980 5 лет назад
robo bongo cuckoo cop will never not be funny
@Noodels1992
@Noodels1992 7 лет назад
God damn I love these peaches.
@ucalegon
@ucalegon 7 лет назад
I'd love to know what his third line was.
@RLaf328
@RLaf328 7 лет назад
James Acaster on Twitter: "C) man, I love smoking cigars!"
@JoshSp1osh
@JoshSp1osh 7 лет назад
but that doesn't rhyme...
@NormanJR18
@NormanJR18 7 лет назад
Does it have to? It wasn't a rule of three thing, was it?
@Nebuloid1
@Nebuloid1 6 лет назад
Jokes that were never told are always the funniest.
@HurrayTsk
@HurrayTsk 7 лет назад
i love how his mind works
@kingdomofskeough6880
@kingdomofskeough6880 6 лет назад
James Bond: "Wo wo wo I have a girlfriend" haha classic 😂
@johnhammer6008
@johnhammer6008 7 лет назад
The Kill Bill joke is the worst one I've ever heard and I love it.
@maddie_1122
@maddie_1122 6 лет назад
*W I L L I A M I N T E N S I F I E S*
@AkAsCoTTii3
@AkAsCoTTii3 5 лет назад
Even better because I’m called William😂
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад
"Goddam I love these peaches" kills me every time. I want to meet him, just so I can finally find out what the punchline was going to be...
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 6 лет назад
Madness by Design according to James on his Twitter at the time, the third answer was going to be "I love smoking cigars".
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад
Really? Not what I was expecting at all. I thought it might have a Star Bellied Sneeches reference or something similar...
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 6 лет назад
Madness by Design eh, it wouldn't have been as funny. Sometimes you have to throw in a non-sequitur to throw people off. Comedy is like magic, it's about misdirection.
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад
Fair enough. :)
@robertsagest9552
@robertsagest9552 3 года назад
@@AutomaticDuck300 I'm 100% convinced that the plan was to mess it up and there was no planned 3rd line. He just liked God damn I love these peaches too much to let the joke go. (yes I know this was 2 years ago)
@adaml5796
@adaml5796 7 лет назад
james acaster may single-handedly save this show
@i4qall
@i4qall 6 лет назад
no its in safe hand but he is good
@Mattmo675
@Mattmo675 6 лет назад
Nothing to save
@Gal2100
@Gal2100 6 лет назад
not even your spelling
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 6 лет назад
i mean franky leaving didnt need it to be saved but it was definitely a sizable hit
@undisclosedbeats2685
@undisclosedbeats2685 6 лет назад
Yeah him and if Hugh stays on it but they need to get rid of Milton Jones he's so unfunny like i don't mind one liner comedians but why don't they get Stewart Francis who's actually funny instead of him because some of Miltons jokes are just pure stupidity.
@stevedevonport3060
@stevedevonport3060 7 лет назад
The ET phone home one cracked me up :)
@declancarr6789
@declancarr6789 7 лет назад
God damn I love these peaches gets me everytime
@DavidRutten
@DavidRutten 6 лет назад
I wonder what answers (3) and (4) were supposed to be.
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 6 лет назад
David Rutten number 3 was going to be "Man, I love smoking cigars".
@peachskull
@peachskull 7 лет назад
the xylophone men don't take shit from nobody
@jackburns9979
@jackburns9979 5 лет назад
“Phone home” “Phoning Joan” Makes me laugh every time
@wow3529
@wow3529 4 года назад
Jack Burns I don’t get it!!
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 3 года назад
@@wow3529 It's a reference to phones with voice command which can't understand what people say.
@evieee231
@evieee231 3 года назад
“If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, while I cry on your shoulder I’m so lonely, god I’m so lonely” Gets me every single time lmaoo
@Sherrrr672
@Sherrrr672 Год назад
Can you time stamp it please
@Kbbrianne
@Kbbrianne 4 года назад
‘Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop’ just floors me, every time. How in the hell does he not fluff that delivery? Amazing. Am in awe.
@samu10k91
@samu10k91 3 года назад
what does it mean? I need to know
@anemone3694
@anemone3694 3 года назад
@@samu10k91 it doesn't mean anything, it's just funny sounding words.
@roseability86
@roseability86 11 месяцев назад
​@@samu10k91robo like a robot, bongo like a bongo drum, cuckoo like the bird, and cop like a policeman. It was probably a play on Robocop but James made it even more absurd.
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 года назад
I've watched ALL the James Acaster content that is available on the internet. I still watch every James acaster video I see.
@mikeynma
@mikeynma 6 лет назад
Hang on, isn't that Pat Springleaf?
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 6 лет назад
Michael Law shh, he's undercover
@BAZRA_GAMING
@BAZRA_GAMING 5 лет назад
We are just lucky his captain keeps booking him in for these shows.
@joeb2487
@joeb2487 5 лет назад
SW6!!
@lukejones5053
@lukejones5053 5 лет назад
Genius!
@alexanderk.v.626
@alexanderk.v.626 4 года назад
no that's ron weasley
@SidneyJupiter
@SidneyJupiter 4 года назад
“Goddamn I love these peaches” is the only time I’ve ever seen James Acaster break character
@lt.branwulfram4794
@lt.branwulfram4794 4 года назад
Sometimes it’s not about the material itself, it’s about the delivery and this guy gets it very well.
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 года назад
James Acaster has permanently ingrained these MtW lines in my brain. "Two words: Hubba. Hubba." "Robo bongo kookoo cop" "Snitches get stitches! Brrrap brrrap!" "It's time for some ConTiNUiTaaAYYy" "I will Kill Bill, or, depending what he goes by, Killiam William. " "Goddamn I love these peaches" "Hufflepuff? Oh great, I'm getting bullied"
@glitterypanini2989
@glitterypanini2989 6 лет назад
james acaster deserves more recognition tbh
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev 5 лет назад
His stand up is slow though. Great on the panel shows, like Ed Byrne.
@libertieshd7863
@libertieshd7863 4 года назад
Cary O Phil Len u clearly haven’t watched him
@MisterAppleEsq
@MisterAppleEsq 3 года назад
@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev If you do not like it fair enough, but I don't think I'd describe his stand up as slow, it's pretty fast-paced imo.
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev 3 года назад
@@MisterAppleEsq Depends on what you like really. I think his stand up is slow.
@MisterAppleEsq
@MisterAppleEsq 3 года назад
@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev Fair enough.
@MiaValla
@MiaValla 4 года назад
I love when he laughs because he’s always so serious and it’s just amazing
@cede5898
@cede5898 7 лет назад
I have too much love for him wtf
@someonefromsomewhere1009
@someonefromsomewhere1009 6 лет назад
Cede. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vjisFG8X5w8.html
@ames-inthe-grass
@ames-inthe-grass 5 лет назад
Cede me too
@Tully97
@Tully97 7 лет назад
Such an underrated comedian!!
@p.atrick.
@p.atrick. 5 лет назад
Hell yeah brother
@ninagray4441
@ninagray4441 3 года назад
He's very popular/successful, what are you hoping for? Beyond being reasonably successful is a matter of chance, largely.
@Tully97
@Tully97 3 года назад
@@ninagray4441 I posted that comment 3 years ago hahaha
@grayballs5486
@grayballs5486 6 лет назад
‘PHOOOOONE HOOOOOME’ ‘Phoning Joan’ 😂😂 class
@curiousgangsta
@curiousgangsta 7 лет назад
tunnel one gets me every time
@nugal9320
@nugal9320 7 лет назад
Robo bongo cuckoo clock is one of the funniest MTW answers for me
@EmperorMonkey35
@EmperorMonkey35 7 лет назад
nugal cop
@whitestripe100
@whitestripe100 7 лет назад
I dont get it please help me
@EmperorMonkey35
@EmperorMonkey35 7 лет назад
whitestripe100 there's nothing to get tbf just funny words
@CarlosAntonioBrown
@CarlosAntonioBrown 7 лет назад
I think that's the longest sustained laugh by Dara I've heard on MTW
@ssxjake
@ssxjake 7 лет назад
3:26 enjoy
@MiniTrainLoco
@MiniTrainLoco 8 месяцев назад
I keep coming back, just to see Dara's reaction to Part man, Part machine, Part bird, Part drum. 😂
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 6 лет назад
"For, 'twas Orange Wednesday..."
@Rambutan.
@Rambutan. 6 лет назад
TPRM1 I don't understand this joke
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 6 лет назад
JER08 Orange Wednesday was a promotion where you got 2 for 1 cinema tickets with Orange (old mobile phone network)
@Rambutan.
@Rambutan. 6 лет назад
TPRM1 Oh thanks heaps
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
TPRM1 thanks
@nefwaenre
@nefwaenre 5 лет назад
He is so damn clever and funny!! And ended up laughing adorably on his own joke, two words, HUBBA HUBBA. 😍🤣
@ModernBabylon
@ModernBabylon 3 года назад
His delivery on the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe at 11:32 made me genuinely laugh out loud
@m.m.barton-howe
@m.m.barton-howe 3 года назад
The line about The Borrowers is pure gold.
@SkysurferJr
@SkysurferJr 7 лет назад
Goddamit i love James Acaster
@dylanmurphy2973
@dylanmurphy2973 7 лет назад
4:41 stuff of nightmares
@ricardoalmeida1951
@ricardoalmeida1951 5 лет назад
That robo-bongo-cucu-cop joke is hilarious.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад
What does it mean?
@samu10k91
@samu10k91 3 года назад
I dont get it
@Symphing12
@Symphing12 3 года назад
Robo: machine Bongo: drum Cuckoo: bird Cop: person So a character who is part man, part machine, part bird, and part drum.
@joshuahodgson6420
@joshuahodgson6420 6 лет назад
Killiam William 😂
@TheHollaata
@TheHollaata 6 лет назад
" Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop " it's actually quite catchy
@bigfatjoey1599
@bigfatjoey1599 6 лет назад
This man is single handedly saving mock the week
@jakejones2992
@jakejones2992 6 лет назад
The Hufflepuff one gets me every time
@SAGETHISSHIT
@SAGETHISSHIT 4 года назад
Robo-Bongo-Cookoo-Cop is still one of the greatest punchlines I've ever heard
@peaches5540
@peaches5540 3 года назад
Man I’d love to live with James. He seems like a quiet riot 😂😂😂❤️
@TW-96
@TW-96 6 лет назад
That Dr. Jesus Pepper joke might be my favourite ever joke and I don’t even know why
@BelovedSamsEtc
@BelovedSamsEtc 5 лет назад
I don’t get it
@countessalucard3500
@countessalucard3500 4 года назад
@@BelovedSamsEtc Same. I didn't really understand the 'point' of that one, if you see what I mean. Was the joke just that it was something anachronistic, incongruous, and totally random? In which case, why Dr. Pepper? Is it any kind of play on the fact that people drink communion wine to represent the blood of Christ? Or could he just have said any random thing? (P.S. I'm sure I'm over-analysing this, lol.)
@jamessimonson9905
@jamessimonson9905 3 года назад
Queenie Green just a bit random mate its not that deep
@travisroyrogers9083
@travisroyrogers9083 5 лет назад
dr. jesus pepper is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
@jamesstewart7095
@jamesstewart7095 7 лет назад
Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop is good, but Doctor Jesus Pepper is better.
@PlumChally70
@PlumChally70 7 лет назад
Dr. Jesus Pepper
@dw2777
@dw2777 6 лет назад
My favorite is when he goes , snitches get stiches bah bah bah... I was rolling!!!
@samrobinson1981
@samrobinson1981 7 лет назад
Snitches get stitches craps me up everytime...
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 года назад
There needs to be more James Acaster content in the world.
@harryrooney9424
@harryrooney9424 6 лет назад
Dr. Jesus Pepper joke was amazing
@CCC_4448
@CCC_4448 6 лет назад
Twice as funny when Dara laughs.
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 3 года назад
And Hugh......never saw him laugh so much.
@sjguy3971
@sjguy3971 5 лет назад
4:00 is my favourite haha
@AwkwardlyKerrie
@AwkwardlyKerrie 6 лет назад
fucking love of my life honestly
@megancracknell7548
@megancracknell7548 6 лет назад
awkwardlykerrie tbh this made me laugh just as much as the video
@pickapon7470
@pickapon7470 7 лет назад
The egghead one is so funny
@timdavis9566
@timdavis9566 5 лет назад
4:09 I think I can see some dramatic acting chops in James' bit here. If he's as dramatic as he is funny,I'd probably have to start stalking him- just kidding, but I'd definitely watch whatever he was in,this guy is a genius!✌😂👍🇬🇧💫💫💫💫💫💫
@user-kb8ql3gw1l
@user-kb8ql3gw1l 2 месяца назад
When you can make other comedians crease up with laughter, you know you’ve arrived. James is in a league of his own.
@bmh770
@bmh770 Месяц назад
Still funny after watching a zillion times.... thank you for uploading
@shaunhumphreys6714
@shaunhumphreys6714 5 лет назад
James Acaster made jokes that made all the comedians laugh the most. And he's gone, why is he gone?
@WSK207
@WSK207 3 года назад
He’s moved on to bigger things and his own shows.
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 года назад
2:30 I don't get how that one isn't hilarious to me, _until_ he says that second hubba
@lukemcguire6363
@lukemcguire6363 3 года назад
Love, LOVE James Acaster. ...from Athens, AL
@fruitbatfox
@fruitbatfox 6 лет назад
I really want to know the last variant of ‘we will fight them on the beaches’ 😂
@JoshSp1osh
@JoshSp1osh 6 лет назад
ArtisticPixie Funny you should say that; I met James Acaster last year and asked him what it would be and he said the tire option was 'I love smoking cigars'. He also posted it on Twitter.
@georgetaylor100
@georgetaylor100 6 лет назад
great compilation loved it!
@markusaurelious1150
@markusaurelious1150 6 лет назад
when i first seen james acaster i didn't like him. i thought he was just weird. but i swear, he's funny as fuck. never has a comedian grown on me more.
@paparoachluver4eva
@paparoachluver4eva 5 лет назад
Same
@aroyds6804
@aroyds6804 5 лет назад
Agreed
@kingdomofskeough6880
@kingdomofskeough6880 6 лет назад
That Badminton joke tho 😂😂
@ryanwellens
@ryanwellens 6 лет назад
Whoa whoa whoa, I have got a girlfriend, no thank you....
@eleonora6743
@eleonora6743 7 лет назад
i am in love
@Sab.86
@Sab.86 6 лет назад
“Belly flop boy” 👌🏽😂❤️
@sarahvernon7516
@sarahvernon7516 5 лет назад
One of my favourite comedians makes me cry laugh 😂
@osc8910
@osc8910 6 лет назад
8:41 "You're weird" followed by screaming
@a.g.m.s_1916
@a.g.m.s_1916 3 года назад
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]
@carrotman329
@carrotman329 6 лет назад
I love this guy.
@Yoctopory
@Yoctopory 3 года назад
I would pay good money to watch "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop"
@drink8ace
@drink8ace 7 лет назад
Great job.
@thenerdviewreview8431
@thenerdviewreview8431 5 лет назад
I like Sara Pascoe but she has this really nervous delivery whenever she’s referencing someone in the room. Just needs some more confidence make her jokes stronger
@rubberduckyofsteel
@rubberduckyofsteel 3 года назад
idk i think it she leans into the awkwardness to make it funnier. although i do think she was a bit off in that episode bc of her boyfriend
@phil-anthrophist3960
@phil-anthrophist3960 Год назад
Acaster is a comedy genius!!
@thomp33
@thomp33 4 года назад
This man is crazy genius and hilarious
@timhogan123
@timhogan123 6 лет назад
About time they got a Comedian in mock the week.
@MisatoKatsuragiHD
@MisatoKatsuragiHD 3 года назад
He never appeared at all on the last series, here’s hoping in the future he’ll return
@sanchez21071994
@sanchez21071994 6 лет назад
how to save money on biscuits is just golden
@alanahsiu2748
@alanahsiu2748 6 лет назад
He is brilliant
@thesnailtale8490
@thesnailtale8490 2 года назад
I love Ed so much, James is f*ing hilarious tho
@Ghiaman1334
@Ghiaman1334 2 года назад
10:15 Love this one. I mean, I love all of em, but this one gets quoted a lot
@estieglandwr
@estieglandwr 4 года назад
Legend 🏆🏆
@brentcrude8565
@brentcrude8565 6 лет назад
(3rd time) "Which of the following is a famous --- fuck it!"
@pineapplesandjellies
@pineapplesandjellies 3 года назад
On these compilation episodes you can really see how they all get given the same seat/position every time.
@VampireLily616
@VampireLily616 7 лет назад
Thank you for this! The Dr Pepper one was when I first discovered James properly. :-)
@txbill2512
@txbill2512 Месяц назад
The Ron Weasley bit killed me.
@chriskaprys
@chriskaprys 6 лет назад
what an absolute legend. superstar.
@veritas10
@veritas10 6 лет назад
08:24 That slide Lol & 10:21 xD
@musefan12345
@musefan12345 6 лет назад
robo bongo cuckoo cop. fucking hell im in tears 😂
@MrObliviousMan
@MrObliviousMan 5 лет назад
God damn I love these peaches
@musefan12345
@musefan12345 4 года назад
Holy fuck. The robo bongo cuckoo cop one gets me every time.
@RickyPro888
@RickyPro888 4 года назад
James Acaster could pull off James Bond, definitely...
@bunniz
@bunniz 5 лет назад
His jokes are so dumb but I love them.
@pip-pip5029
@pip-pip5029 6 лет назад
Xylophone men ahahah
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 года назад
Good to see they're getting some proper comedians on there.
@newtmo111
@newtmo111 3 года назад
Agree
@thehawkeyeguy567
@thehawkeyeguy567 4 года назад
You should watch him when he was on would I lie to you!! Hilarious
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 5 лет назад
Check out James Acaster's Cabbage Chronicles. I laughed so hard my brother thought I'd developed asthma.
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