Modern Bruce Willis Movies Are So Bad I Had to Make This Video 

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SkootSkeet69 I love poo

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Not a fan of bbq

His hair left him after die hard

What about pulp or unbreakable or the sixth sense or 12 monkeys (yes I didn't forget about that one unlike everyone else)

You've ever heard about the story about Samson?

@@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 People forget about 12 Monkey ? That film is unforgettable. Love Brad Pitt in it.

Vin Diesel :"hair is important but not as much as family"

People give Nicolas Cage a lot of shit but he occasionally pulls out absolutely awesome movies. Sure a lot are flops but we can forget the flops and will remember the great films (like Mandy) for far, far longer. Willis.. it's all flops.

@@BlazingOwnager I mean, Willis was in RED, and that quickly became a classic heist flick, so I guess he had some decent roles, but most of them are pretty terrible and one-note. Hell even in RED he plays the same old retiring guy he plays 90% of the time. Otherwise I agree fully

Him & Nic are about even. They probably used to ditch acting class together..😂

@@FanFanBessie2 I think you are thinking of Willy's Wonderland, not Mandy.

@@aaronkordish7948 Dang it. I'll fix that right now. Thanks - I practically saw those two movies back to back... Damns...👍 I think I'll just delete the post altogether... Thanks for the correction.

Yep, it was officially announced that he has aphasia.

@@mrcydonia um that's just a symptom. Aphasia is not a disease, it's CAUSED by a disease or Injury. How do I know, I have Broca's Aphasia, caused by a TBI in the Army and then an attempted suicide. Unless he's got Huntington's or Alzheimer's or he had a stroke he'll be fine with therapy.

@@davidkanavel4241 He has a brain issue, then. What he has isn't treatable via therapy, his brain is deteriorating. He has memory issues, can't communicate or understand other people properly either.

@@davidkanavel4241 yes but you don’t know what caused it, relax bub this isn’t about you. could be a stroke could be a brain tumor, show some respect. 🫤

I know one day i will appreciate 1 of these garbage hahaha. I think glass is the last movie where he kinda in his prime for the last time

Yeah, i hope he can still live a fulfilling life with the time he has.

It's amazing that so few people acknowledge what a first-rate A-hole he is in RL.

That's not really a respectable thing to do though. He was already a millionaire and this is called selling out regardless.

​@esbenm6544 It's not for him, he was banking up to leave as much as he can for his kids and family.

It was his management taking advantage of his illness. He was basically at a point where he was completely unaware of what was going on.

Hi Bruce Willis from hit movie Die Hard

Have you considered moonlighting?

@@davidlewis1787 I'll probably just take the easy way and start an onlyfans

Break it down for me

I'll take you on anytime, punk

😂

lol

Truth lol

And that "moonshine" was actually just him making classic bathtub biker meth.

The way I just cackled 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, but everybody knew back then, that he was going mentally incapable.

What's weird is they're STILL coming out.

What was he diagnosed

@@maninanikittycat4238 dementia

@@maninanikittycat4238 Aphasia - _aphasia is a disorder that affects how you communicate. It can impact your speech, as well as the way you write and understand both spoken and written language._

Reminds me of that scene in that 70s show where red appears as a figment of Eric's imagination when he gets his car stuck in the cold.

@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 😂😂that couldn’t be a more accurate description. I think the effects on that 70’s show were better too😂😂

@@zeusdeus6550 you finished my comment. Yes I even thought of editing or next reply to express how even their effect were superior to this. Lol

I never thought of that, honestly.. xD

And what you think about vin diesel🤣🤣🤣🤣

I almost feel like Nic Cage chose to star in those weird B, C and D movies solely because he’d be more in charge on how he could play his character. His acting has been off the walls nuts lately, and it’s made the movies he plays in thoroughly enjoyable somehow.

cage can still act in the right role

Like Willy's Wonderland?

His new film "pig" is great. You gotta know that his "bad actings" were deliberate.

at least nick is fun, willis is just old and sad

Yeah but no one knew until now. Can't blame Elvis, we all thought they sucked as well. Plus he even asks what's wrong.

was looking for this comment and i found it, bruce has been going through a lot lately and people just wrote it off as him wanting money

Well shit, I just looked up whats been going on with Bruce Willis, and I feel bad for him now.

Why did this video "aged badly"? The movies he’d recently done are still pretty trash. The fact that he now is ill and will no longer act doesn’t change that

I mean wasn’t he just diagnosed with that though you can still call stuff out for being bad though so no the video aged fine

Here here

All of his movies are ass now too

@@nomadiac0830 exactly

Cage is a much better actor

It's Nic not nick

@@nomadiac0830 Nic has some very good movies from recent years.

Nicholas Cage is right behind them (although he does decent stuff from time to time)

He wants one million dollars per day work. He is being paid One Day Of Shooting: END OF THE MISTERY.

@@EdB-qh4up end of mistery? When did the mistery began??

@@ryckarduhryckarduh180 the mystery began with your mom

@@wool578 is that the best you can come up with, homophobic butt?

I'm thinking the aphasia actually might explain why the quality of acting is so poor as well. Reports he can't remember lines and all.

You can't be diagnosed with Aphasia. It's a symptom not a disease/injury. Alzheimer's, Huntington's, stroke, TBI those cause aphasia of three 3 types. From what's been reported me mostly has Broca's probably from a TBI from one of his movies and he never got the right treatment.

@@davidkanavel4241 people with broca's speak in broken English as the injury impacts the motor strip. Meaning he would understand language but have issues producing it. Even with hm this kind of language problem a person can't repeat lines at the rate he does. Not saying he doesn't have an aphasia as it's possible he has a fluent aphasia but it's likely not broca's. /a neuroscientist

@@alexmammoth2916alrighty, and yeah I mentioned on other comment I have Broca's (injury from an explosion in the Army). I think the VA doctor calls it Mild Broca's Aphasia, about 20-30% I have a hard time putting out words. I tend to mime the damn word and people at work have gotten used to it. And then I do have problems with understanding speech too, I hear people talking but I miss alot of the damn words. I've learned with that to just watch people's mouths and almost lip read and it tends to help (if people are turned away from me I'm gonna hear about 20% of what they day) I just suggested it as alot of the reports say he knows the lines just has a hard time saying them now, as these last few movies he has only a few lines. And listening to him he sounds like I do some times when I speak. And Bruce was one of the people my Dr was talking about of people who he thought had it (guess he was right).

@@davidkanavel4241 If you haven't watched Red Letter Medias thing on Bruce Willis movies, you'll also see he's been using earpiece where they speculate his lines are being told to him so that he just repeats what they say. That has nothing to do with the aphasia, but probably due to an ongoing dementia with problems remembering lines. (speculation about his dementia has been going on for a few years).

Jeeze, you weren't far off!

I really hope that if he suffered a TBI it wasn't Tears of the Sun, that movie holds a special place in my heart.

Well since he has confirmed he has aphasia and can't really communicate verbally well anymore I think the TBI he suffered from in that movie probably caused it.

Now it's gotten worse. He's diagnosed with dementia now.

Well damn

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@@ReplayedCo Damn that's cool

@@ReplayedCo oh holy shit nice

S tier analysis

100% agreed.

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How bout the movie red

LoL how Nicolas Cage gets away with it cuz he's so bad.

Awww, it's just ole Brucy Bruce.

Homer is actually entertaining though and has more than one facial expression

Yes

Wow.. nail on the head , lol

I loved Bruce in Sixth Sense, and 12 Monkeys. Not an action hero at all!!! He plays a really awesome soft spoken, nonchalant bald dude .

That's sad to hear. I wonder if he's suffering and just not getting help for it.

@@AnnoyingTiger888 who gives a shit, Bruce Willis is just the level of Steven Seagal acting, lazy

He is just making his last movies before retirement, of course he is tired, he had a pretty intense life, give him a break

Dreadful man, dreadful actor.

Bruce Willis is so devoid of joy sometimes I wonder if he even eats.

I think you meant to say... Die Hard 😂

Can you be a great actor without great acting skills?

He's not reduced to it, it's just an easy paycheck. He shows up for a day, films a few scenes, and boom some quiche.

Oh you are here too

Is he a great actor though ? He's definitely been a good actor depending on the movie but I feel great is a bit of a stretch.

@@Gatorade69 I actually think that he did have some serious acting chops, he's done action, he's done comedy, he's done drama. Don't forget that he didn't start off an action hero like Arnie and Stallone (Moonlighting), but can you imagine anyone else in the role of John McClane? It's just that post 2000 he's not been in any standout movies, a few decent ones but nothing that really lit the critics on fire.

Cage is cult.

@Hasan Kahraman Bro, is Abandoned Silent Hill or not?

@Hasan Kahraman hostel is a masterpiece.

I agree. I watched Willy's Wonderland last week and its just a stupid movie but I had a blast watching it because of the cast where Cage has the lead.

There a movie right there!!!!!

I gotta ask: why does he do these?

@@bodukes6062 money

Is he really a jerk on set?

@@melvinthebravefish9788 he's been reported as being as asshole in general. I still absolutely adore his older stuff and I liked him a lot, kinda sad to see him like this...

I mean, he’s pretty much your grandpa, that is still into republican-politics.

That makes a lot of sense! Lol

not really. he plays the cool 90s guy. it worked in the 90s now its 2021 and comes off like hes the insecure uncle trying to be tough.

@@zyourzgrandzmaz think about when his problem started and look at his pay🤣🤣

@@LazyKingAus yeah he got like under 20k for this role.

Was payed like $16m for his last die hard movie. I don't get it... I think he's bored...

Why though? Him being sick and retiring from acting doesn't suddenly make these movies good lol

@@aristosachaion_ It's not about that, it's about how he did all this stuff to earn quick cash for his family (or he was persuaded to do these movies because of his condition) before his brain turned to mush.

You heard...but got any proof bro

@@Jay-mt6nu there's tons of documentation on it look it up

@@jasperpuccinelli5856 some links to videos?

Yes because this guy and google know all. Haha. Losers

80% of male actors are divas tbh.

@kangarooster Sixth sense, Pulp fiction and other movies are great

I loved the show Moonlighting when I was a kid. He had a great comedic side back then. He started taking himself too seriously when he started doing movies. Honestly, he should've hired an acting coach. He has the range of a spitwad.

and mission impossible too

@kangarooster While I think his best movie is Fifth Element. I think his next best role is actually Sin City. Then The Whole Nine Yards, 12 Monkeys, Unbreakable and RED.

@kangarooster Yeah, inspite of that phase. It was still a fun movie. He had chemistry with the cast.

I think you mean storymode my good man

@@wingedfish1175 While storymode is the channel, Internet Historian is the one saying the line. Still, thanks for adding the channel name to the comments, I'd love for more people to see their stuff.

@@southerncomfort5295 I think that's the joke...

@@PresidentFunnyValentine Huh, It didn’t really read as a joke. But if that’s the case, cool.

I'm betting it's more of a cost issue than his decision - I'm sure he's still a bit pricy, but I bet they can afford him if they just get him for a few days, do his lines quickly, in front of green screen for some of it, in and out. I noticed in these newer films he's not in the same frame as other people as much as possible, they probably use a stand in for back of the head shots. Then you can add his name to the box

And a bit more real life

Only difference is that Bruce Willis was once good.

He's pretty infamous for having checked out and stopped caring going on about 15-20 years now. As to how he is on set I couldn't say as I've heard both good and bad.

Seagal is, somewhat, got a narcist pride in showing off (his aikido, gun handling, singing, etc) Willis is kinda giving up altogether

@@hafirenggayuda Segal can do none of those things in real life, which is the hilarious part. And the skills that do show up in movies, he still does horribly. He's definitely a narcissist fraud through and through.

@@Onyx1987 yeah. The intention are different. Seagal do it for his pride while Willis for money. Honestly, there are way too many questionable things Seagal do (reality show, Putin, dancing). Willis at least still trying to look sane.

@@ingredient. You got your facts totally wrong. You can watch interviews of directors and cast talking about Nic, and they all say a fun guy to work with!

They used alot of stock sound effects in CE so yeah

That sound is used for the m60 in gta vice city too 🤣 it's the most generic machine gun sound effect ever

@ZeroClimatic they're awesome for the time. But in modern times it feels really out of place since it's clearly an old lower quality sound effect. It's It's equivalent to a modern movie using 1960s spaghetti western gun shot sound effects lol

Break it down for me

At least Ford is still give some minimum act, while Willis is almost not exist

Ford gives something that’s worth watching. In Blade Runner 2042 he still gives 100% when he needs to. Willis clearly said fuck it.

ford has more dignity, unless there are a bunch of really bad movies with him that i dont know about

How? The movies are still bad and Bruce’s illness has nothing to do with it. If Tommy Wisseu got sick would you say this to people that said The Room was bad

Isn't he worth 200+ millions of dollars?

@@tiaaaron3278 he's been taking roles like these to set aside money for his family

@@astonewall.912 That doesn't answer my question.

@@tiaaaron3278 i was just letting you know what his reasoning was... saying you sarcastically asked a question you clearly already knew the answer to right?

Haha I mean you need at least a billion dollars to retire. Everyone knows that, right? 🌈 ​@@astonewall.912

Nice fairytale

Yeah idk anything about the alcoholic part but pretty much all his co stars have said he's a dick and is notoriously difficult to work with, was never a big fan of him in the first place so it don't exactly ruin my image of him or anything but I do imagine it to be quite a big letdown for his "diehard" fans...pun intended

@Andrew Salter it's Kevin Smith we're talking about, the guy isn't Silent Bob anymore, just a manbaby liar who can't stop crying.

I guess I’ll just try to make you understand/ that i’m more a horse than a man

And Nich Cage should have a police cat that's at odds with Brue Willis' police gerbal...sounds crazy but trust me, it'll play.

And I want a scene where they get really high and they’re so zonked they just start making animal noises on the couch

@@Gr8Daner followed by a reveal that one of their wives had been cheating on them...with the units macho cop and his...DUMB DUMB DUMB...cop dog.

alright yeah.. you have me sold

Why are you a genius?

So how or where did you watch it if you did not pay for it? :-)

@@subraxas take a wild guess.

@@TheNefastor YARHARFIDDLEDEEDEE!!!

@@themaskedmysadaean8885 pretty much !

@@subraxas I mean a lot of his movies are on Netflix, Amazon, Hulu etc. You're not technically paying for the movie you're paying for the service

@@TallicaMan1986 no. In the movies Superman is much faster than WW. He’s actually the second fastest right behind the flash

You also need to remember that they recognize strength, there's a reason why the predator's gave two (5 time's if you count the comic's) weapon's/treasure to individual's who fought them and won. They're not just mindless drone's

I have one question regarding predator the first movie, cause I feel like the backstory isn't explained there but only later with Predator 2 and other materials, right? I watched the first movie when I was a kid and I feel like if one only watched that without other material, you wouldn/t know the backstory about their race. But I don't remember well.

You got the first half right idk about the second I don't think the predators seeing those that failed in their hunts as being weak or being humiliated for failure but rather respected for giving it their all and dying as honorable warriors against a repsteced and dangerous opponent.

@@SerpentSupremacy 😅 you just might be right on that. I'm going by fractured memory lol. It's been probably 20 years since I've read a predator comic. Thanks for the correction.

cosmic sin?

@@LazyKingAus the other sci fi movie that was mentioned earlier in the vid that Bruce also worked on

Restore the breach cinematic universe!

@@ArseneGrey Nope. Obliterate that universe using Thanos' glove, instead!

@@LazyKingAus I see you didn’t watch the whole video

Not true but that's ok lots of children on RU-vid might agree with you

Not true but dumb kids agree with you

@@davedoesthingsdreaded yeah only females and children would 😡

@@davedoesthingsdreaded uhm whats good? Am i missing smth ?

"real reason" he was doing all these movies LOOONG before any diagnosis. the real reason for what? him phoning in for YEARS? no. these movies are still garbage. him getting diagnosed WAY after makes no difference.

​@newp0rt The quality of the movie had nothing to do with Bruce Willis. Plus, he probably had knowledge of his disease long before he announced it publicly, so saying he just sucked is straight up insulting because he probably tried harder than people might know.

😂😂😂

Agreed. Looper was decent, I actually think surrogates was decent, and glass was OK. What else has he done in the last 15 years that hasn't been terrible phone ins? It's a shame as I think he had better acting chops than most of the 80s acting legends.

@@CrizzyD91 Glass show's he's still willing to go serious again. Also I loved the premise and the world Looper took place in. It was super interesting and exactly what I wanted from a Cyberpunk world. That said. The rules of looping played loose and fast and the loop holes started to appear. Also Gordon Levitt carried that movie in terms of acting aside from the Visuals.

@@TallicaMan1986 agreed.

Oof

Poor guy.

Hey reddit man.

Same her but my partner and I fell asleep when Noah was in the vents. Christ it was pointless

Whenever I see you here I feel like I’m in a glitch in the matrix… It’s so weird to know someone I’m a fan of is also a fan of someone else I’m a fan of… Hide before Agent Smith sees this.

I love to watch this movie while closed eyes

I just tried watching breach today....turned it off after 10min

Lucky, my mom is still in denial that he sucks

A true classy dame.

She sounds fun

That's actually pretty damn funny and the only reasonable explanation for watching these cinematic abominations.

Don’t forget Breach using the same sound effects as the halo warthog gun

That's what I was thinking when watching this film. Kinda wonder what else is in the movie that are from other franchises.

True story

Decent in was the music video?

@@ALIEN-DUDE yeah the Gorillaz

@@jupitershanty I mean do the sentence is don't not make sense

@@ALIEN-DUDE ooooooooooOooooOOOOO. I'll see myself out.

Nail on the head.

I feel the same except for his performance in Pulp Fiction was really good in my opinion.

@@trvrt1cl3 he was nice on pulp fiction, but in my opinion it was just because Butch was a well written character, he didn't really do something impressive with his performance

Ngl he did a solid job for over the hedge IMO

I really liked him in 12 monkeys

He is pretty old

Because a lot of people online are virtue signaling morons with 20/20 hindsight.

True

No it didnt. Yikes 😬

Why not?

@@anakinskywalker596 bruce Willis can't act anymore because of aphasia, which means he can't understand or express speech

id live to se the youtuber movie review comunity review that

Didn't Cinema summary review that? But yeh that would be bussin if elvis did

@@NaderVaderYT id love to see cynical reviews do it too

@@thefunnychiptuneman absolutely!! That guy is hilarious

there's a Japanese movie called Tag that has high school kids cut in half by an invisible force, that is really good too

greatest scene in all TV history

I don't know, Cage was barely awake in that new Left Behind movie. Granted, it is awful but he didn't get it his 20%, let alone 110%.

@@Nocturnalux With Cage I think it largely depends on the director. Good directors will let him be Nic Cage but still keep it reined in a little. Nic Cage could be made to give a fuck. Bruce Willis has just completely given up.

@@gaiusjuliuspleaser Left Behind is Evangelical propaganda. There is no point in trying hard or even trying at all. No one cares, not the people making the movie and not the audience for whom it is intended. In the movie one can feel Cage's loathing for everything about it, the "message", the holier-than-thou attitude involved, the horrible agenda behind it all.

@Asimpnamednutsack Indeed. But he didn't try, I cannot at all blame him: I wouldn't either.

I mean with the exception of Glass, Looper, Red 1&2, and Motherless Brooklyn I agree with you. The last 15 years he has been batting .200

It's just a job at this point. The drive has long gone.

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 hell a job takes longer to do this seems like a chore

Kevin Smith talked about this a lot

It's definitely true. My grandfather met him and talked to him a good bit on the set of Looper cause they used his 3 wheeled vehicle he designed in the movie, Bruce was a doucher.

@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Kevin Smith has lost all his credibility since he started sucking up to Disney.

@@scratchy996 there’s people who don’t suck up to Disney?

@@sydneyslaughter7163 Some do it without losing all their dignity.

He's been doing these types of movies for over a decade

@@Trill_Tour and still doing better than u will in ur whole life. 👌

Sounds like a nice and fair union

do pacino and deniro do that

Interesting tidbits, could you share the source? Books are okay, but websites is easier

Well thats a shitty union policy, like I'm all pro union but isn't point of royalties is too help out once they retire

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@@ReplayedCo awesome work :)

Not very professional to talk about an actor's medical problems if you've worked on a set with them.

@@Gramercy_Stiffs I would never do that but it’s public knowledge. Look it up on google. And the movie I did with him was his last. It’s called The Wrong Place.

@@taramerryman7330 It's literally only just come out officially and you made the statement 3 weeks ago. So...yeah

@@Gramercy_Stiffs I saw a few RU-vid on it a while back (crew were sending me links). Maybe it was just speculation on the creators part but they all seemed to state it as fact. Looking back now I should have vetted the story more before I said something.

@@taramerryman7330 Appreciate that you see it differently now. I work in film and it just felt a bit off to reveal that, that's why I said something.

He'd be constantly there for me 🤣

I wonder if the original intention was for Bruce to crawl through the vents like John McClain, but Bruce told them that he wouldn't do it. From what I've heard, that seems like exactly the kind of thing that he would do.

@@dvt1393 probably... Bruce is kind of becoming a bald, thinner Steven Seagal with him seemingly putting minimal effort into his roles as an "action hero" where he doesn't actually do much action anymore. Granted, Seagal believes his own lies about being the coolest guy who ever lived, and Bruce just seems bored to death and uncaring.

@@jcdenton2187 Yeah, I can see it, that's a good comparison. But, like you said, at least Bruce isn't deluded to the degree that Seagal is. 😂 I'm not sure which is the worse kind of has-been. The kind that still buys in to their own hype and has deluded themselves in to thinking that they are the best in the world, or the kind that has completely given up and doesn't give a single shit anymore. 😂

Am I the only one noticing the "check the elbow" on Elvis' nose at 12:45 ? Am I missing something here?

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